第4章

cishizhibodedanmuyijingshuadefeiqile,zheishizhiqianshangtaidexuanshoudoumeichuxianguodehuamian。

“hahaha!chencinijiubunengyanderenzhenyidianma!”

“sheinengxiangdao,youyitianwojingranyaoxiaosizaiyigegechangjiemushangle,hahaha!”

“ge,yaowoshuozheiyebushiguoyunshea!nishizoucuopianchanglehaishizadi。”

“ganggangkantadedongzuo,yiweiyoushiyigelaimaicandehuajiazixiaoxianrou,meixiangdaolaideshiyigexijuyanyuan。”

“wa!chencigegehaoshuai!!!”

“花痴滚远点!”

......

舞台上

yizhizhanzaichencishenbiandezhuchirenzhangxiaoxiao,qiangxingzhizhulelianshangdexiaoyi,ganggangchayidianliandouyaojitaxiaojiangle。

“kanlaiwomendechencixuanshouhenyoumoa,badajiahuodoudoudehenkaixin。neijiurangwomenqidaiyixiachencixuanshoujiexialaide**!”

zhangxiaoxiaozouxiawutaihou,chencibabeizaijianshangdejitabainongdaoyigeshufudeweizhi。

“yishouyuanchuangde《shiqisui》,songjidajia,xiwangdajiakeyixihuan。”

yitingdaoshiyuanchuang,dajiadoulailejing。

xianchangdeguanzhonghaiyouzhibodedanmudoufenfenkaishisaodongleqilai。

jiulianshenzaidaoshixishangdexuezhiqianyeyouxieannabuzhule。

“e!diyicishangtaijiuchangyuanchuanggequa,henzixinmachencitongxue。”

chencixiaolexiao“zheidianzixinhaishiyoude。”

burantabudebeineixietongyangshenweichuanyuezhedeqianbeimenxiaohuasia,chencizaixinzhongmomotucao。

“henqidaixiaocicitongxuede**e!”

yangmixiangshiweilebaofuchenciganggangjiaotada**laoshi,henequweidelailejuxiaocicitongxue。

哼!记仇的女人。

chenciwangyangmidefangxiangkanleyiyan,kandaotaxiaodedangyangdeyanbohou,biekaiyan,huanhuanbodongleqinxian。

zuozaiyipangdehuachenyumeiyoushuohua,tazhishizaizuoweishangshuangshoubaoxiong,jingjingdekanzhewutaishangdechenci。

tadaoyaokankanchencinengnachuyishouzenmeyangshuipingdeyuanchuangqumuchulai。

qianzouhuanhuandezouxiang,xianchangyejianjiananjinglexialai。

chencizhanzaiwutaiqingbishuangyan,shentisuizheerbiandejitashengmanmanyaohuang。

“tashigeshiqisuidexiaonvhai,tabuzhidaozijiyouduokeai。”

“tayanzhongzhiyouxiangxinheyilai,haoxiangweilaijiugaineimehao,rangwodexinyegenzheyaobai。”

......

gequrengzaijinxing,jitadanzouchudexuanlvtongguochencishenqiandehuatong,chuanbodaolechangguandemeiyigejiaoluo。

xianchangdedaoshiheguanzhong,zhiganjingjinglingting,shengpazijideshengxianghuibuxiaoxindapozheichangwanmeideyanchang。

dandaoledanmuzheilijiuyijingzhaguole。

“?????”

“bushigemen!nilaizhendea!”

“woguile,wogangganghaiyiweinijiushilaidougemenlede,meixiangdaonishizhendehuia!”

“wa!chencigegehaoshuai!chencigegechanggehaohaoting!!!”

“花痴滚远点!”

......

cishidesanweidaoshiyeyoudianshayanle,daodinishidaoshihaishiwoshidaoshia!

yangmixiaokouweizhang,yanranyijingwangjilebiaoqingguanli,huotuotuodejiushigehuachi。

xuezhiqianzaitingdaogecidediyiju,yanshenjiuyijingliangqilaile,lianshangdexinxigengshizangyezangbuzhu。

huachenyudebiaoqingdaoshiyaodandingbushao,danshiyuanbenhuanbaozaixiongqiandeshuangshou,cikeyijingfanglexialai。beikaozaidaoshixishangdeshentiyewangqianqingleqing。

“buzhiwozenmebianle,buzhitazenmebianle,womanmanzhidaoshenmejiaozuowangji~”

“shiyizhongchengzhangyehao,shiyizhongbeiaiyehao,buguanwoduoxiangliuzhuhuiyi~”

“tayiransuizheshiguangdanqu,mylove。”

弹幕:

“?????”

“chencigegechangdehaohaoting!”

“huachizheicikeyiwandiangunle...”

“ei...tingdaozheishouge,woyexiangqishiqisuidewohetale...ei...bushuolexiandiangenyan。”

“粤A陪一根。”

“鄂B陪一根。”

“......”

“buzaishishiqisuidewoheni,zuihaohaishixiangnianbiezaixiangjian。”

“wojiangyongyuanjideneiyiduanqing,jiusuanyouyitianwomenbianlao,xiangqibicihaiyouzheweixiao~”

zhongyanmanlianxiaoyidekanzhedianshizhong,neigeshanyaozhewanzhangguangmangdexiaonanhai。

xinxiangwutaicaiyinggaishitasanfameilidedifang,ertazuodejiushiyaoranggengduoderen,keyirenshidaowutaishangzheiweishanshanfaguangdenanhai。

“yinweiwozaoyibianle,yinweinizaoyibianle,woyexubuhuiaishangxianzaideni~”

“shimeiyouyuanfenyehao,shimeiyouganjueyehao,buguanwoduomexiangnianzheni~”

“quezhidaozaiyewufahuidaoneinianji。”

弹幕:

“shia,zaiyehuibuqule。huoxuzhongjiushiyuanfenbugouba。”

“qianjitiandetongxuejuhuishang,zhongyukandaolehaojiumeijiandeta。zaihetadashanghuadeneiyike,woquehaoxiangmeiyouxiangxiangzhongdeneimejidong...

weishenmeni?huoxuxianzaidewomingbaile。”

“woyejiandaohaojiubujiandetale。danshiwoshenbianyoulegemanyanshiwodenanhai,ertadeshenbianyeyoulehetaxixinaonaodenvhai。”

“wuwuwu...gaozhongxihuandenanhaizi,zaijiandeshihouyijingshisangehaizidemale。”

“????”

“好小众的文字。”

“nanhaizi?ma?haoyang,ganjueyaozhangnaozile。”

danmuhaoxiangjianjianbeidaipianle...

“shiyiduanwangshiyehao,shiyiduanganqingyehao。yongyuanjiangtabaobeizaixindi~”

“jiyizheneishihoudewoheni,mylove。”

“ourlove~ourlove~”

“neiyiduanshiqisuideaiqing...”zheishichencigequzuihoudeyijudubai。

chencideyanchangjieshu,wutaixiashunjianbaofachulejudadehuanhusheng。

“陈辞牛逼!!!”

“chenciwoaini!!!”

tingjianzheixiehuanhusheng,chencitanranziruodezhanzaiwutaishang。**ma,zheigetahenshu。

“haoshuai!”yangmiyibuxiaoxinbaxinzhongsuoxiangshuolechulai。

cubujifangzhixia,taxiayishidewuzhulezijidexiaozui。danshizuoweizaiyulequanmopagundaduoniandelaoqianbei,tadaoshimeiyouduohaixiu。

dadafangfangdeduizhechencibiaoshidao:“xiaocicitongxueshiwodecaie~”

弹幕:

“hahaha!wodeyangminvshenhaishineimedezhijiedadana!”

“yeshiwodecaia!!!”

“henfan,zheigemeidepen。zhangdeshuaijiusuanle,changgeneimehaotingjiusuanle,changdehaishiyuanchuang!”

“suiranwoshinande,danshihaoxihuanchencia!”

“nantonggunyuandiana!(nu)”

“...ruguoshixiaonanliangdehuajiuxianhuilaiba。”

“????”

chencihenrenzhendekanzhedaoshixishang,xiaoyanruhuadeyangmi。

“da**laoshi,hengaoxingnidexihuan。danshiwodeshengmingyixia,wobuxiao!”

弹幕:

“???zheipoluyenengkaia。”

“kuaifangwoxiache!...yuanlaizheibushiquyoueryuandelua,neiwoxianbuxiale。”

“qianmiande,nimenzenmezheimewua!youmeiyoukenengchencishuodebushinianlinga!”

“bushinianling,neishuodaoshishenme?”

“xiaopihaiyibianwanqu。”