呼！
zhanglaoshishalengzhule，yilianbuganzhixindekanzhezhouhao，“nishuoshenme，qinzongshini……laopo？zheizenmekeneng？”
“zhiyounixiangbudaode，meiyoushenmebukenengdeshiqing。”zhouhaolengxiaoyisheng。
wangluogenzhouhaochuanyitiaokuzi，chenjibuchongyiju，“zhanglaoshi，zheijianshinibuzhidaoma？yedui，dangnianzhouhaotashididiaojiehun，bingmeiyoutongzhirenheren。womenyedoushihoulaicaizhixiaode，zhanglaoshinibuzhidaoyezaiqinglizhizhong。”
“zheige……wohaizhenbuzhidao，nikanzheishijinaode，hehehe。zhouhaoa，gangcailaoshidoushiyoukouwuxinde，neishihentiebuchenggang，kebieguailaoshi。”
zhanglaoshijimanggaikou，lijiyifutaohaodejiashi。
zhudongzhanqishenlai，jiangzhuweidezuoyirangkai，yilianxiaoyideqingzhouhaozuoshangqu。
neixinaohuibuyi，zheikechuanghuole，sheinengxiangdaodangnianbeitakanbuqide“xuezha”，juranyouyitianyenengyingqubaifumei，renshenglaigedanizhuan。
taerzixianzaijingzhengbumenjinglini，zheiyaoshizhouhaocongzhongzuogeng，nahaiyoutaerzideweizhi。
zhouhaoyebutuici，zhijiezuozaizhuweishang，bujibuhuandeshuodao：“zhanglaoshinishuodedoudui，shenweiyigenanren，kaonvrenchifan，meishenmezhidexuanyaode。”
“bububu，zhouhaoa，zheiyeshiyizhongnenglidetixian。yuandebushuo，jiunazanmenquanbanzheimeduorenlaishuo，kebushisheixiangchizheiwanfan，jiunengchideshangde。”
zhanglaoshiyigejingdetaohao，pinlemingdequbajie。
zhouhaoyilianlengxiaozhepielelijianyiyan，jiezhezhanglaoshizheihua，henhenxiuruduifangyifan，rangtagangcaineidesedejianyang。
lijianjiugenchileshiyiyang，yanbuxiaquyoutubuchulai，exindeyaoming。
“shime，gangcaizhanglaoshinikebushizheimeshuode。wokeshiqingchudejide，nishuozheishibeijian，haidiurenxianyanni。”
cihuayichu，zhanglaoshiliansebiandeyichangnankan，zhenxiangchouzijiyigedazuiba。
shenmejiaobanqishitouzazijidejiao，xianzaitihuidaole。
“laoshigangcaikouwuzhelan，shuocuohuale，nibiegenlaoshiyibanjianshi……”zhanglaoshizaineiliyigejingdepeilidaoqian，beigongquxide，gengangcaijianzhipanruoliangren。
zhouhaohenxiangshoucikedeganjue，yizhibeizhanglaoshiqingshi，qiaobuqi，haigongranchenghutaweixuezha，banlimiandehaiqunzhima，doubujidedangchushuoguoduoshaonantingdehuayu。
jiushixianzaijianlemian，guoquqibanianle，haishizheiyangdangmianjifeng。
weirenshibiao，laoziqutamade！
tadangnianshibuaixuexi，dannaozibuben，siweiminjie。sheiguidingbuhaohaoxuexidehaizi，jiuyidingmeichuxi？
youshisheiguiding，xuezhajianglaitashangshehui，yeshizhaleicunzai！
xuexihaohuaibudaibiaogerendenengli，jibianzhendeshixuezha，yexuyaozuiqimadezunzhong。
xuezhayeyouzuorendedixianhezunyan，burongtarensiyijianta。
cishidezhouhao，youyizhongcongdicengshengruyunduandeganjue。
xianzaidetongxuejuhui，nahaiyoushenmeqingyizailimian，yigegededouzaixianghupanbi，guyi**，kansheihundegenghao。
shangxueshi，tashibanlizuichajingdexueshengzhiyi，biyehouyehundehencan。
erxianzaini，zaizheibangbuliangtongxuemenmianqian，tajiushizuiniubidecunzai。
benlaijinwanguolai，jiushihaohaofaxieneixindeyumenqingxu，zaijialibiequledabannian，zhongyushifangchulai。
这种感觉，特么爽！
xinshouchouchuyizhiyan，zheishizhanglaoshilijiyanjishoukuaidecongkoudailitaochuyihesuyan，gongjingdejizhouhaoquchuyizhi，“lai，chouwode，jiudangjilaoshigemianzi，yuanlianglaoshigangcaidebujingyanci。”
zhouhaolengxiaoyixia，meiyouyanyu，shenshoujieguosuyan，qingshengdao：“huo。”
“e，duiduidui。”zhanglaoshilijihuiwu，kuaisutaochudahuoji，shuangshoupengzhejizhouhaodianshang。
yigejingdediantouhayao，zitaibeiwei。
“zheige，zhouhaoa，nikanwoerzideshiqing……”zhanglaoshishitanxingdexunwendao。
chouleyikou，huanhuantuchuyidaoyanqi，“zhanglaoshi，wozheigerenkebuxiangnizheimejichou，dangniandeshiqingdounengjihengeqibanian。nierzideshiqing，wobuhuibangmang，yebuhuicongzhongzulan，zhiyaotayouneigenengli，jinguanquzhengqubumenjinglidezhiwei。”
“aihaohaohao，zhenshitaiganxienilezhouhao。dangnianlaoshisuiranshuohuabuzhongting，danqishimeiyoueyide，yexiwangnijianglainengyouchuxi。xianzaikandaonifazhandezheimehao，laoshiyetinigandaogaoxing。”
“nengyounizheimegechusedexuesheng，laoshidougandaolianshangyouguang，feichangrongxing，yefeichangxinweia。”
tingdaozhanglaoshizheijukeyidezanmeizhiyan，zhouhaoturanjianjuedexingzhiquanwu。
zhiqianhaiyigejingdeshuoyoutazheiyangdexuesheng，gandaoxiuchi，zheicaiduozhangshijian，sanfenzhongyouma？
lijibianchengtazuideyidexuesheng，haitemelianshangyouguang，feichangrongxing，zhenshitianbuzhichi！
zheiyangdetongxuejuhui，zhenshisuoranwuwei，meibiyaozailiuzaizheili，genyiqundaizhexuweimianjuderen，huchuihukan，jixu**xiaqu。
pengyoubuzaiyuduo，zaiyujing。
zhixinpengyou，youyigejiugoule！
而他有，王洛就是。
zhiyuqitaren，hehe……suanleba。
jiuzaizhouhaoqishen，diercizhunbeilikaishi，fangmenzaicidakai，yizhenxiangfengpumianerlai。
neishiyigushuxideweidao，dandandemolihuaqingxiang，rangrenxinxunengshunjianningjingxialai，jinqingdehuxi，suoyoudefannaoheyoushang，tongtongpaozhunaohou。
youyizhongguiyudazirandeshuchanggan。
buyongwen，shidangniandexiaohuanvshen，meinvxuebaxuemuwanlaile！
“duibuqigeweitongxue，shangleyijiewanzixidangedianshijian，zheicaicongcongganlai。”
yizhenqinglingyueerdeshengyincongfangmenkouchuandierlai，yourutianlaizhiyin。
jiuxiangshibajiaolinglongtashang，daochuidetongling，roufengchuiguo，fachu“dingdingdangdang”qingcuiyueerdeshengxiang。
yishenbaiseyiqundexuemuwanchuxianzaifangmenkou，dapeizhemolihuaxiangzhiqi，zhenggerenfangfoyiduoshengkaidemolihua。
bizhiroushundepijianzhangfa，suiyipisanzaishenhou，jilvxiufachuiluozaixiongqian，xiandegengjiaqingxindianya。
yishuangdanfengyan，jianliexizhangneizhaiwaikuan，chenghuxingzhankai，fuyoudongfangqingdiao，jirenqingxiukeaideganjue。
tingqiaodeqiongbi，daizheyingyingguangze。
bingrundechunmo，qingxinziran，buyaoyandandaizheqingchundemeigan。
weiweishangyangdezuijiao，zidaiyisixiqi。
jibianmiansepingjingzhishi，yenengdaijirenyizhongshangxinyuemudexiyi。
erxizhangbaixidebojing，dapeiyishenbaiyiqun，xiangjileyizhititaiyouyadebaitiane。
yaoshenhuduziran，shouyaochuzhouransuojin，erhouchengxianyigewanmeidehudu，shunshierxia。wanmeidedaosanjiaoshencai，shunzhebizhideshuangtui，zhidaojiaoxia。
qunbaiqiahaoluozaixigaishangfangdayuesizhizhichu，zhenggexiaotuixianluwuyi，meiyouyisiduoyudezhuirou。
jiaoxiayishuangbaisexiaoliangxie，jianyueeryoumeiguan，jikejingzuanzhuangshi，gengjiazengtianjifenqizhiheyouya。
zhenggerenzhanlineili，suiranzhiyouyimiliuliudeshengao，danyexiandetingtingyuli，meibushengshou。
longtongeryan，nvrendemeijikefenweitian、jun、xiu、yansizhongleixing。
xuemuwanqiahaoshuyuxiumeideleixing，wanruyiduomolihua，bujiaobuyan，tianjingziran。
suoyourenbuzijuedekanxiangmenkou，quandouliuluchuyisiaimuzhiyi，zheijiushitamencengjinganlianguodexiaohuanvshenxuemuwan。