zheiyangderen，jueduibushichizhongzhiwu！
tangtanghaobuhuaiyizijideyanguang。
jiusuanyibeizizhiyouzheiyishouge。
tayedadaolebierenyibeizidoubunengdadaodedianfeng！
xianzaixiangqilaiganggangdexuanlv，tangtangbitoujiurenbuzhusuanseqilai！
苦！
实在是太苦了！
keshizuihoudeshihuai，yeshizhendeshihuai。
“大神！”
“求你了！”
“shizaibuxing，gaosuwozheishougedemingziyekeyia！”
tangtangqiqiudikanzhemianqiandezhouchen，nanrendaizheheisedekouzhao，luchushenkedemeiyan，qingchoupanjuzaitademeijian，cikeweiweilongqi，rangtangtangshengqizhenzhenlianxi。
是谁！
到底是谁伤害了他？
rangtachangchuzheimesuansenanyiwanghuaideyishouge！
简直是瞎了眼啊！
ertangtangbuzhidaodeshi，zhouchenzheiyangwanquanshibeitahedaole！
zenmehuiyounvrenzheimebiaohanbuzhuyixingxiangdizhuaizhetadeyishanga？
那力气还贼大！
tayigedananrenxiangpaodoudongdanbude！
这还是女人？
金刚芭比吧！
“十年。”
“zheishougejiao《shinian》。”
十年！
shinianzhiqianniburenshiwo，woburenshini。
好名字！
tangtangdeyanjingzhouranliangleqilai，“neinidemingzini？”
“周晨。”
“我是周晨。”
bushifengyuechuanqidezhouchen，wojiushiwo，wozhishizhouchen。
“zhouchen？haoshuxidemingzia！”
唐糖嘟囔一声。
liandaizhezhibojiandeshuiyoumenyegenzhetaolunqilai：
‘dashenyuanlaijiaozhouchena！congjinyihouzheijiushiwodefentoule。’
‘aaazheishougejueduishishangxinqinggediyiminga，tingqilaishizhouchenzijixiede，zhendehaoyoucaiqia！’
‘zhouchen？shishenmegangchudaodegeshouma？wozenmeganjuezheigemingzizhendehenshuxi！”
‘zheimingzi，woyejuedehaoshuxia！’
‘haoxiangshizainalitingguo。’
‘dengyixia，nimenbuzhidaoduniangma？’
‘wocao！！！！wodunianghuilaile！jinimenyigetishi！’
‘shatishi？shuo！shuohualiuyiban，niaoniaohuipicha。’
‘风月传奇！’
‘卧槽？’
‘卧槽？？’
‘卧槽？？？’
manpingdewocaopiaoguo，rensheidouwufaxiangxiangzheijuranshifengyuechuanqilidezhouchen！
风月传奇啊！
neigezhaominchengqibanbiantian、ebu，jueduishizhengpiantiandefengyuechuanqi？！
neigezhouchenzhihui‘ouye’‘ouye’huashuidefengyuechuanqi？！
jieguonigaosuwozheimeyishouyidinghuidabaodegeshifengyuechuanqizhouchenchangde？
你闹呢！
不信！
肯定是同名同姓！
绝对是同名同姓！
jingguozhibojiandeshuiyoumenzheimeyinaoteng，tangtangyerenbuzhudaqushuodao：
“好巧哦！”
“nidemingzigenfengyuechuanqidenanzhuchangyiyang！”
周晨：“……嗯。”
youmeiyoukeneng，tajiushineigenanzhuchang？
tangtangjuedezhouchenzhenshixizirujin，chulechangge，gentashuodehuayouyibaigezima？
buguomeiguanxi，dashendoushiyouzijiguaipide！
她能理解。
tangtangzhazhayan，turanjingqidifaxian：“bieshuo！nideshengyingennanzhuchanghaitingxiang！”
周晨：“……”
能不像么！
他就是本人。
zhouchenmomodijiangkouzhaolakai，zhushizhemianqiandetangtang。
tangtangyixiadengdaleshuangyan，tuokouerchu：
“woqu！nigenfengyuechuanqizhouchenyezhangdehaoxianga！”
周晨：“？？？”
你他娘的。
shibushiyoudianguofenle？？？
renbuchulaishengyinjiusuanle，liandoujinibaizaizheilile，nihairenbuchulai？？？
cengjinghezhaominyiqichuquwan，beiyoukedangzuolurenlaqupaizhaojiusuanle。
bijingzhaominzhangdepiaoliang，fensiyouduo。
可是这次！
zheigetangtangdouyijingshuodaolezheifenshangle，zijiliandouluchulai，yetaniangderenbuchulai？
errangzhouchenmeixiangdaodeshi，buguangtangtangmeirenchulai，jiulianzhibojiandeshuiyoumenyishijianyemeiyourenchulai：
‘woqu，zhendehaoxianga。’
‘taixiangleba，wodoufenbuchulaile。’
‘geshizhenhaotinga，jiushimingziqidebuhao。’
‘是啊是啊。’
‘……’
当然也有网友说：
‘neige，youmeiyoukenengtajiushifengyuechuanqidezhouchen？’
‘tajiushifengyuechuanqidezhouchena！’
‘他真是！’
‘我靠！’
‘我靠！’
‘我靠！’
zhibojiandezhongrennanyizhixin。
fenfenyaoqiutangtangquerenzhouchendeshenfen。
kandaodanmudetangtangyemengle。
takankanzhouchen，youkankanzhibojian。
颤颤巍巍迟疑问道：
“ni、nigaibuhuizhendeshifengyuechuanqidezhouchenba？”
yigezhihuihuashui，yigequechangchuleqinggandekuseyoushang。
yigezhihuiouye，yigequehuichang‘shinianzhiqian，niburenshiwowoburenshini，womenhaishiyiyangpeizaiyigemoshengrenzuoyou’。
ranhounigaosuwo，zheishiyigeren？
“zhenshinanweinixianzaicaikandechushiwoa。”
zhouchendiantou，jisuiletangtangzuihouyidianxiyi。
tangtangdebiaoqingrangzhouchenbudebuhuaiyi，zijiyouneimechajingma？
huoxuyebingbushichajing，zhishitajiangsuoyoudegaoguangdoujilezhaomin，yuanyimomowuwendetuojuzheta。
erxianzai，dangtadeguangmangzhongxinzhanfang，zheixierengenbenwufazhishi。
是！
还真是！
tangtanggezhongqingxufuzafanyong，naodaiyipianhunluan，rangtaliluodezuipizigenbentubuchurenhehua。
‘wocao！mamakuaikanwofaxianleshenme。’
‘zhendeshifengyuechuanqidezhouchena，tazenmehuizheimelihaia？’
‘wojiushuozheizhonggezheizhongcizenmekenengshisurennengxiedechulaide！’
‘meixiangdaozuheliyixiangdoushihuashuidezhouchenjuranhaiyouzheiyimian？’
‘《shinian》zheishougetaihaotingle！hefengyuechuanqidequfengwanquanbuyiyang，zhiqiandegeganjuedoushichentuozhaomin，meinengtixianzhouchendeshili。’
‘zhouchenyongyishou《shinian》gaosuwomen，tabushimeishilia，ershitaiyoushilile！’
‘shisheishuozhouchenmeiyoushilide？rangtalaitingtingzheishouge！changdeshizaishitaiganrenle。’
‘zhouchen！zhouchen！zhouchen！’
‘周晨周晨！’
‘周晨！’
‘……’
zhibojiandedanmufenfenshuaqizheigemingzilai。
rangganggangzoujinzhibojiandeshuiyouyilianmengbi。
tamenzoujindemingmingshitangtangdezhibojiana！
怎么刷的都是周晨？
周晨？
bushineigehuashuidefeiwuma？
zuoweitangtangzhibojianbangyiganggangjinruzhibojiandejiangchuanrenbuzhufaleyiju：
‘zaitangtangdezhibojianshuazheigefeiwudemingziganshenme？’
下一秒。
wushushuiyoumendedanmupiaolai：
‘cengjingwoyeshizheimexiangde，danshijintianwocaifaxianwocuole！’
‘zhouchencaishizhenzhengdeshilipai，yigefengshena！’
‘xiongdi，woyijingshangchuandaodoukuaile，nizijiqukanba！’
‘wenxintishi，qingbuyaoyigerendeshihoudakai，yebuyaozaiyeshenrenjingdeshihoudiankai。’
‘……’
jiangchuankanzheshuiyoumendedanmu，yitouwushui，dajiahaoxiangdouzaibangzhouchenshuohua？
mingmingzhiqianhaiyiqimazhouchende！nimenzhuanbiandeneimekuaiquemeitongzhiwo？
wobanimendangxiongdi，nimenmanzhewogaopanbianshiba？
‘快去看！真的！’
jiangchuan：‘nishuolongguorenbupianlongguoren！’
‘longguorenbupianlongguoren！’
这都能说？
蒋川惊了！
zheishiduomechenzhongdeyifenchengnuoa。
weilepiantaqukanfuchudedaijiayetaidaleba！
‘zhende！bangyidagexinwo！’
‘qukanba，buhuishiwangde！’
‘jidezhunbeihaozhijin。’
jiangchuankanzhezheixiedanmujiangxinjiangyi，tuichulezhibojian，quxunzhaoqigangcaishuofaleshipindexiongdi。
点进主页视频。
吉他声缓缓传来。
zheigeqianzou……youdiandongxi！
yuanbenyonglankaozaiyibeishangdejiangchuanlijizuoleqilai，mianshangduolejifenrenzhen。
dengdiyijugecichulai，jiangchuanlianshangsuoyoudeqingshichedixiaoshibujian，tawanwanquanquanchennizaiqizhong！
gensuizhegeci，tongku，nanguo，zuihouchedishihuai！
zhidaojitashengluoxia，tajiujiubunenghuishen。
ertadelianshang，rushiyipian！
jiangchuanhouzhihoujuehuiguoshencadiaoyanlei，zhongxinjinruzhibojian。
‘woweiwodemangzhuangzifayibei！’
‘是我草率了！’
‘真的牛。’
‘……’
zhibojianlidefengxiangchedibianle！
tingwan《shinian》deshuiyoukandaoxinjinlaiderenjiuyaoentouanliyibian，henbudenenglijibangduifangdakaishouji！
ermeigetingwan《shinian》huilaideshuiyou，douchechedididebeixinao，bangzheanli。
jianzhixingchengleyigexunhuan！
zhibojianderenshuchixushangzhang。
礼物特效满天飞。
yigediejiayige，duodejihuyaofenbuqingdaodishisheisongdele。
过年也不外如是了！
raoshiyongyouqianwanfensidetangtang，yebeizhibojianzheifengkuangdeyimudounongshale！
zheixierenmingmingshiweitaerlai，zuihouquedouweizhouchenfengkuang！
周晨！
zhishiyishougeeryi，jiunengyinqizheiyangdeshengkuang。
今天之后。
谁还敢说他没实力？
谁还说他只会划水？
扯淡！
都是嫉妒！
“meishileba？meishilewojiuzoule。”