第2章
wobeilaoyanzheihuaheleyitiao，shuangshouyidou，shitishunjianjiuchenruleshenshuizhong。
shuiliutuanji，rushuideshitifuchenjixiahoujiupiaoxiangleyuanchu。
“kuaibashitilaoshanglai，zheirenshibeishuiguihaiside，bunengbeishuichongzou！”
laoyanjingshengdahou，yigemengzizharushuilipinmingdichaoshitiyouqu。
woxinliyixiajiuhuangle，youqishitingdaoshuiguizheilianggezi，jihushixinshenyizhan，jimangyepurushuizhong，jingenlaoyan。
naihezheiduanhedaoshuiliujiweituanji，huanjingyouhunan，zhuilebanshang，shitidoubuzhidaobeichongdaolenali。
woshuixingbushitaihao，youlecaishijimiyuanjiuhunshenfali，jimangfanhuianbian，chuanzhecuqikanxianghedao。
tiantaiheile，yijingkanbuqinglaoyandeshenying，jiezheyueguang，zhinengmomohuhukandaoyuanchuyoushuihuafanteng。
shiduofenzhonghou，laoyanhunshenshiluludecongxiayouzoulehuilai，manliansangqidedao：“meizhuishang，shitibeichongzoule，xiaoming，zanliangzheicicanle。”
wozhidaolaoyanshuodeshishuiguideshi，xinliyebujingedengyisheng，jinzhangdewen：“laoyan，daodizenmehuishi？”
laoyanlianseyinchen：“neidaoyuqingyinji，shishuiguideshouyin，zheigerenshibeishuiguizhuaixiahelihaiside。”
“zhendeyoushuigui？”womanlianbuganzhixin。
laoyanshengyindichen：“wodangleshijiniandelaoshiren，jianguoshuilihenduoxiemenshi，keyikendingdegennijiang，meitiaohelidouyoushuigui，tamensharenjiushiweilezhaotishen，haorangzijitoutaizhuanshi，zheigejiaoliyoudederenbeishuiguihaisihou，yijingbianchenglexindeshuigui。”
wojiqiedewen：“neiwomenhuibuhuibeitabaofu？”
laoyansenranyixiao：“qizhishibaofu？ruguowomenbatadeshitirutuanzang，tabudanbuhuibaofu，fanerhuiganjiwomen，kexianzaiwomenbudannaletadeqian，haibashitirenghuileshuili，tabiranhuaihenyuxin，chizaohuizhaoshangmenlai。”
“ruguobaqianhaijitadejiarenni？”woxiaoxinyiyidewen，xinlihenkongju。
laoyanpielewoyiyan：“zheimeduoqiannizenmegentadejiarenjieshi？tajiarenruguohuaiyishiwomenhaisideliyoude，niyouzenmegenxunbujieshi？erqienirenweibaqianhaileshuiguijiubuzhaowomenlema？”
woliansecanbai，bengkuizhijidedao：“neixianzaiyinggaizenmeban？”
laoyanyanshenmaozhexiehuo，fahendedao：“shiqingyijingbianchengzheiyang，genbenwufabujiu，fuguixianzhongqiu，dabuleyihoulaozibukaojinheliu，wojiubuxintahainengzhaoshangwo，biemojile，chenzhebanye，ganjinnaqianhuiqu。”
laoyanzheirenshadouhao，jiushixinggetaihen，tandaoqian，tashenzhikeyiliuqinburen。
woyebuganfanbo，cikedelaoyan，ruguowochangfandiao，tajueduigansharenmiekou。
womentaizheqianmoheifanhuilezhenshang，laoyanzhufuwo，zheijianshijueduibunenggenrenherentiqi，sidouzhinenglanzaiduzilidaijinguancai，fouzemafanzhaoshangmen，ziqiuduofu。
wozhidaoshiqingdeyanzhongxing，shazicaihuihulielie。
fenleqianhouwomengezihuijia，wobaqianzangzaichuangdixia，zhijuedexinliliushenwuzhu，bingmeiyoushenhuaiwushiwanyiyebaofudeneizhongxingfengan，youdezhishiwujindejiaolvhebuan。
youqishixiangdaoliyoudehuibianchengshuiguizhaowosuoming，wogengshihedenanyirushui，yizhengyedouzaijinzhangxinhuangzhongduguo。
tianlianghou，wodiyishijianqulexianchengdehuangdaxianguan，hualeliangbaikuaiqianmailekuaibingbingliangliangdediaozhuihushenfuguazaixiongkou，yebuzhidaoshixinlizuoyonghaishiziqiqiren，zongzhiguashanghushenfuhou，xinyepingjinglebushao，zheicaifanhuixiangzhenqushangban。
weilexunhedaye，zhenshangteditengchuleyijianbangongshizuoweiwomenxunhedaduidebangongchangdi，jiuaizhexunbujupangbian。
wodaodeshihoujiukanjianlaoyanniezheyanzhengzaigenlianggexunbutanxiaofengsheng，manliandeqingsongqieyi，haosizuowanshenmeshidoumeifashengguoyiyang。
takanjianwohou，zuijiaocheleche，chaowoshilegeyanse。
buzhidaoweihe，jingguozuowandeshihou，woyoudianhaipalaoyan。
huoxushitayinhendexinggerangwoyoudianfachu，jimangniuguotouzhuangzuoruowuqishidezoujinlekongwuyirendebangongshi。
meiyihuier，laoyanyezoulejinlaibamenyiguanduiwodao：“xiaoming，xunbujumeijiedaoyourenshizongdebaoan，meikuangneibianyemeirenqubaoshizong。”
wolenglexiacaifanyingguolai，laoyanyidazaogenxunbuchuiniuyuanlaishizaitanxunbujudekoufeng。
“不应该吧？”
woyadishengyindao：“liyoudedeshitiyijingfulan，zhishaosilesiwutian，tajiarenbukenengbubaojinga？”
laoyanyejuedehenqiguai，chenyindao：“zheiyangba，womenpaoyitangsanhecun，datingyixiazheigeliyoudeshishenmeren。”
wodianlediantou，cijuzhenghewoxinyi。
sanhecunlixiaozhenbuyuanbujindeyangzi，quancunbailaihurenkou，meicixunhe，douhuicongcunlichuanguo，shenzhizaicunlizuopufaxuanchuandeshihou，womenhaizaicunzhangjiachiguofan。
laoyanqimotuochezaizhewozhibencunzhangjiali，cunzhangshigewushiduosuidelaohan，yijiandaowomenjiushuo：“yo，nimenyoulaigaopufaxuanchuanle。”
laoyansikaiyibaozhanxindexiangyan，chouchuyigendijicunzhangdao：“cunzhang，zheicibugaopufaxuanchuan，womenlaishixiangnindatingyijianshi。”
cunzhangxiaohehedejieguoxiangyankazaierbeishang，ziyawen：“shashia？”
laoyanzhiruzhuti：“nimencundeliyoude，renshima？”
cunzhangyileng：“wentagansha？goudongxiyoufanfale？”
zheigeyouzijiushuodehenlingxingle，wohelaoyanduishiyiyan，junjuedeliyoudezheigerenkenengbujiandan。
laoyanzhengzheyanjingshuoxiahua：“meishadashi，zheibushixunbujudetongshizhidaowomenyaolainimencunxuanchuanfeifabulaoma，jiushundaorangwomenzhaotawendianshi，cunzhang，zheirennishuma？”
cunzhangqingbuzijindecongerbeishangbayannaxiadianrandao：“quancunsheiburenshizheijiahuo？zhengtiankengmengguaipian，lianxifunverdoubeitadapaole。”
nanguaishizongzheimeduotiandoumeirenbaojing，yuanlaigenbenmeijiaren。
“tameixiongdijiemeima？”laoyanjixutaozhecunzhangdehua。
“yinggaimeiyou，tashishangmennvxu，zheimeduonianyeconglaimeijianguotajialiyourenlaizhaota。”
“上门女婿？”
laoyanzhoulezhoumei：“talaojianaerde？”
cunzhangliezuidao：“neisheizhidaoni？haoxiangtingshuoshi98niandahongshuilaojiaderendousiguangle，tacaibandaowomennanjianzhenlai，houlairenshiletaxifu，jiudangleshangmennvxu，yihuangershiduonianguoqule，yemeitingdaotagensheitiguolaojiadeshi，fanzhengxianzaidoudangtashisanhecunderen。”
woxiangqileyijianshimangwen：“tashibushizaimeikuanglamei？”
“他拉个屁！”
cunzhangmamalielie：“goudongxibuzhidaocongnagaolegeyunshuzheng，haishuozijizaimeikuangyoushuren，rangcunliderenmaimeidouquzhaota，meidunmeinengbianyiliangbaikuaiqian，jieguozheixiaozishouleqianhoujidajialalaidemeidoushimeixiguodehuangmei，shaodoushaoburan。”
laoyanchayiwen：“nimenmeibaojing？”
cunzhangdao：“baole，guanlebannianyoujifangchulaile，shuoshigoubuchengzhapian，yaobushixianzaiguojiaguandeyan，geyiqian，zaobeicunlirendasile，xianzaijiushigedalaizi，sheiganquzhaota？pengyixiajiudaodishangbuqilaishualaieqian。”
woshizhenmeixiangdaoliyoudejuranshizheiyangyigeren，baixialeyoudezheigemingzi，zheiyangderenbieshuobeishuiguilaxiahe，jiusuanbaoshijietouyehaobuxiqi。
laoyanxiaohehedekanlewoyiyan，sihushizaishuozheiqiannalexinan，buhuiyoumafan，zheiyangderensiledoubuhuiyourenzhuijiu。
laoyanwencunzhang：“tajiazainaer？nengbunengdaiwomenqukankan？”
cunzhangdianzhejiaojianzhilezhicunzizuihoumiandeyidongshuinipingfang：“re，jiuneier，nimenzijiquba，miandetayiweiwodairenquzhuata，saposhuayedezhaowomafan。”
laoyanyoujicunzhangdilezhiyanhou，womenjiuchaozheliyoudedejializouqu。
woqiaoqiaodiwenlaoyan：“tajialidoumeiren，haiqutajiagansha？”
laoyanshuo：“laidoulaile，kankanyewufang，xingxunengzhaochuneibiqiandelailongqumai，xinliyoupuyongzhecaitashi。”
wobujindianlediantou，buzhidaoweishenme，zuowanhaiyinweijianqianpaoshideshiyoufuzuigan，gangcaitinglecunzhangdehuahou，woxinlijingpotianhuangdepingjinglexialai。
liyoudejiadeshuinixiaopingfangzhiyouyiceng，erqieshihaimeizhuangxiudemaopi。
kenengshiyinweizheirenshizaitaizhaohen，suoyitajiazhouweidelinjudoujiangzijiaxiaoyuanqileliangmiduogaodeweiqiang，xiangweifenside，batajiaweizaizhongjian，zhiyouyitiaoxiaolunengjinqu。
buguozheiyangdehuanjingzhengliyuwomen，yagenbuyongdanxinyourenkanjian。
zoudaomenkou，laoyanchuaileliangjiao，faxianmenbeisuodesiside，lianchuanghudoubeihoushidechuanglianzhedang，kanbuqinglimiandeqingkuang。
laoyanconghuailitaochuyibabanshou，gangzhunbeiqiaomenshi，guiyideshiqingfashengle。
吱嘎！
pojiufuxiudemumenturangagazhaxiang，jianruieryoucier，xiangshiyourenzhengcongwulikaimen。
wohelaoyanshunjianhunshenjinbeng。
cunzhangbushishuoliyoudebaxifunverdoudapaole，jializhiyoutayigerenma？
weishenmetajialihaiyouren？
吱嘎！
zhengdangwomenyihuoshi，menyijingbeidakaileyitiaofeng。
xianshiyigunongliedaolingrenxiangyaooutudeshichouweicongwulipiaochu，jinjiezheyizhangcanbairuzhideliankongjiucongmenfenglijilechulai，zuilifachuyizhonghendichen，wanruyexiaotikuhanyawuyandeshengyin：
“ni-men-zhao-shei-a？”
yinsendesangyintourenxinliang，fangfogutoudoubeihanyishentou。
wolengbudingjiudalegehanzhan，yinweizheijingranshiyidaonvrendeshengyin。
erzaikanxiangzheizhangcongmenfengzhongjichulaiderenlianshi，woliansezhourandabian，zhijuedeyiguliangqicongjiaodibanzhichongnaomenxin，toupidouzhakaile！