“bixia，bieshuile，qingjiagaiyuxi，jinkuaigeranghebeisanzhouyugeguo，songanyanggongzhuheqin，haidaweiwanshitaiping。”
“陛下…陛下…”
yidaoniangmenjijideshengyin，zaierbianxiangqi，tingzhejigeyingren。
lizhenghuanhuanzhengkaiyanjing，toutengyulie，tazhijidezijizaibeibuzhanchang，yudirentongguiyujin。
yanqianyigezhangxiangbaijing，chezheyasangdetaijian，zhengyilianxiaomimidekanzheta。
***！
haiyiweishigemeinvzaijiaohuan。
咋变成太监了？
“jiagaiyuxi？dawei？geranghebeisanzhou？”taxiayishishuodao。
“bixia，ninnandaowangle？dajin、dameng、beiyan、tujuesiguo，shiwandajun，bijinbeiping，ninshuozhiyaonengxibingge，jiuranglaochenchushi，yusiguoyihe，qianshuhepingtiaoyue。”
“rujin，siguoshizhedaole，xieyiyijingnihao，jiudengninjiagaiyuxi。”
“zhiyaoyuxiyinyigai，laochenyuchengxiang，dingweininbaipingyiqieshiqing。”
轰隆！
huawanrujingleiyiban，hongjizailizhengdeerbian，yigupangdadexinxi，tihuguanding，shunjianjingzuoerqi。
zheiyijudong，jiangzhongchenheleyidatiao，feiwuhuangdi，jintianzheishizenmele？
lizhengkanzhejinbitanghuangdedadian，yijixiabianzhanzhedewenwudachen，yijixiaozhangzhiji、manshiqingmiezhisedewaiguoshizhe，chengmuzhashe。
“老子穿越了…”
“daweiershisannian，weiershilizheng，zaiweisannian。”
zheigeweimian，bushuyulishishangrenheyigechaodai。
danshi，tadelaozilimao，suandeshangshiqianguyidi，jieshufenluandezhanguojumian，yitongtianxia，chengweitianxiadiyigehuangdi，sizailenanxundelushang。
ertalizheng，yuanbenshigeshayebudongdefeihuangzi，huangdiweizhigengyutawuyuan，zaizaixianggaoxiu、taijianzhaogaodeyonglixia，bisitaizilizhi，chengweilehuangdi，rujinyijingsannian，yinjupazhaogao，congbuguowenchaozheng，chihewanle，shoujitianxiameinvyutongquetai，gengbeishanglebaojundeminghao。
rujin，guozhijiangwang，yanqiandetaijianzhaogao，yaofuzhuyaozeren。
“盖你大爷！”
“xiandibinfusihai，zhenshewanjiang，qiangujiyeqinenghuizaizhendeshouli，zhendangzhenshishazima？”lizhenghunshenqishiyizheng，yijiaozhijietichu，jiangzhaogaoconganqiantidaozaidishang。
turuqilaidewangbazhiqi，kandailesuoyouren。
zhouweigengshisiyibandechenji。
lizhengmeiyoulihui，taxianzaizhongyuqueding，zheijueduibushimeng。
zijiqianshi，huaichuaiguodehuangdimeng，hougongjialisanqian，yitongwanlijiangshan，jingranshixianle。
guangshizixixiangxiang，lizhengbianshibuzijuedekuangxiaoqilai，“hahaha，yehao，ruciyehao，zuiwomeirenxi，xingzhangtianxiaquan，zhenyaochengweiqianguyidi。”
“laoziyaozaodapao，laoziyaozaohaijian，laoziyaotongyiquanshijie。”
“ququtaijian，ganzhanghuangquan，gediqiuhe，fushouchengchen，wodaweitianzishouguomen，junwangsisheji，juebudayingrenhesangquanruguodexieyi。”
zheiyijuhua，wanruhongmingyiban，zaizhongwenwuerbianxiangqi。
tianzishouguomen，junwangsisheji。
zheishiduodadehaoqingzhuangzhi。
keshi，conglizhengdezuilishuochu，tamenshunjianjuedelizhengjueduishifengle。
“bixiamofeishifengle？”
“rujinsiguodajun，yijingbinglinbeipingchengxia，buqianjiuyaomieguo，gujishibeiheshaleba！buran，zenmekenenglianzhaodarendouganda？”
“……”
zhaogaolangbeidepaleqilai，tajinguhuangdisannian，huangdihaimeiyouneiyici，ganduitadongshoude。
“zhaodaren，kanlainimendezheiweihuangdi，youxiebutinghuale。”
“zhiqiannibushishuo，nizhaodarenyirenjiunengzuozhu？kanlai，nimendaweidehuangdi，haiyaolingzetarenya？”
jinguoshizheyudamengshizhe，yichangyihe，jiuchaofengleqilai。
“siweishizheshaoanwuzao，weidisannianlaidiyicishangchao，youxiebuzhisuocuo，gujishibeiheshale，jinriyouwozai，biranjiangzheitiaoyueqianxia。”kandechulaiwan，zhaogaoyijingyouxiebunaifanle。
“hao，jiuqingzhaodaren，buyaozaidanwushijianle。”
sirenyijinghenbukaixinle。
zhaogaojiangxieyuetankai，lengdingzhelizheng，“bixiajinri，shiqianhaishibuqian？”
“qiewuyinweiyishideyinchayangcuo，erdaozhizhenggedaweichao，xianruwanjiebufu。”
tafashi，zhiyaoqianlecixieyueyihou，yanqiandehuangdi，yongyuanbiexiangzaizouchuqianqinggong。
lizhengsihaobuju，zhishizhaogao，“woyaoshibuqianni？”
“neijiubieguaichen，zelixinjun！”zhaogaodashouyihui，yiduijinjun，quanfuwuzhuang，chongrudadian，“zheixieyi，bixiaqianyedeqian，buqianyedeqian。”
nanguaimanchaowenwu，buganzhiyanyisheng，yigexiaoxiaotaijian，jingrannengdiaodongjinjun。
“zhaogao，nihaodadedanzia！danganshijunbucheng？”lizhengmingxianyeyouxiehuang。
sannianweiruchao，taxianzaizaichaozhong，guliwuyuan，shuobuding，jinrihaizhenyoukeneng，shitachuanyuelaidejiri。
zhaogaodeyilengxiao，“shijun？youbushimeizuoguo，jirannizheifeiwuhuangdibutinghua，neilaochenjiuzhihaoqiangxinghuanleweiguodehuangdi，xuanyigeguaiguaitinghuade。”
“jiagaiyuxiyin，wufeishizougeguochangbale！jirannizheifeiwuhuangdibuxiangqian，neijiuzhihaoyoulaochendailaole。”
taijiandongshenmezhengzhi，zaitayanli，zhiyouzhangquanyuronghuafugui，shubuzhi！siweishizhe，babudeweiguohuangdizhijiesile，daoshihou，weiguodetianxia，caishizhenzhengdetianxiadaluan，tamenzheixieyizuren，ruzhuzhongyuan，jianghuigengrongyixuduo。
“zhaodarenbuhuizhenxiangfeidiba！”
“dangzhenshitianyaowangwodaweichaoa！”
“……”
zheitanxizhiren，suirandanqie，danhaodaiyeshidaweidezhongchen。
lizhengyanzhuziyizhuan，yuqibianruanlexuduo，“zhaoaiqingshizhendelaoshi，zhenzhishiyishihutu。”
“zhengaiyuxihaibuchengma？”
turuqilaidezhuanbian，ranggangcaiyiweilizhengzhuanbianhaolededachen，biaoqingyouturanandanlexialai。
benlaiyiwei，huangdishiguyibanzhuchihu，xianzaikanlai，wanquanshitamenduoxiangle。
huangdiyijiushigougougaibulechishi。
zhaogaolianshangqifen，mingxianyehuanhebushao。
“bixiazaoyaoruci，laochenzenganmaofan。”
“qingbixia，gaiyuxiyinba！”
zhaogaoshuangshoupengzhexieyi，naodaiweidi，lianshangjinshideyixiaorong。
sihuyezaigaosumanchaowenwu，zaizheigetianxia，tazhaogaodehua，bihuangdishuodesuanshu。
lizhengnazhebishouzhanghaidadeyuxi，zoudaozhaogaodemianqian，yuqituranqinglengxialai，“zhaoaiqing，nishuoshizhenshoulideyuxiying，haishinidenaodaiyingni！”
xiaoshuo《zhenzhixiangdangbaojun，zachengqianguyidile？》di1zhangshidujieshu。