第一章废物女婿
“mushao，ninzhendebugenlaonuhuiquma？”
“wobuxingmu。woxingbi。”
“keninguzilibijingliuzhemujiadexuea。”
“congtamenbawomenmuziganchumujianeiyikeqi，wojiuhemujia，zaiwuguage！”
bangwanshifen，qingyangshi，haiyangluguoshushichang，tingzheyiliangheisedelaosilaisihuanying，xiandeyouxiezhayan，yinlaixingrendezhumu。
shuiguotanqian，yimingqingxinjunyi，maoruopanandeqingnian，zhengzaimangzheshoutan。
conglaisilaisihuanyingshangxialaideheisezhongshanzhuanglaozhe，gongshenzhanzaishuiguotanqian，xiangshizaixiangqingniankenqiuzheshenme。
“shaoye，ninshizhidaode，dangnianlaoyeneimezuoyeshiyoukuzhongde。zheimeduonianlai，laoyeyizhidoumeiyoufangqiguoxunzhaoninhefurendexialuo。”
“yinianqian，laotaiyeturanbingzhong，laoyeweilexunzhaonin，buxidongyongzhenggemujiadeziyuanherenmai。zhengzhenghaoshiyinian，xunbiandabangehuaguo，haoburongyicaizhaodaonin。”
“ninnandaoningyuanzuosujiazheimegeburuliujiazudeshangmennvxu，shoujinquru，yebuyuanyihuimujiama？ninyaozhidao，ninkeshimujiazheiyidaiweiyidexuemaia......”
biyunlengdandao：“wodeshibuyongmujiaguan，mujiadeshiwoyebuxiangting。qingniyihoubuyaozailaidaraowodeshenghuo。”
shouletan，biyundengshangerbazixingche，likaileshichang。
laozheningwangzhebiyunyuanqudebeiying，meiyouzhui，zhishifachuyishengzhongzhongdetanxi。
“mujia......”
biyunlengxiaoyisheng，yanshenyouyisichouchang，fangfogouqilehenjiuyiqiandejiyi。
mujia，jingdouheheyoumingdehaomenshijia，wushurenxuejianlenaodaidouxianghemujiapanshangneimeyidianguanxi，congeryibudengtian。
keduiyubiyunlaishuo，mujiaqueshitaxinzhongyongyuanmobudiaodetong。
biyunchushengzaihaomenshijia，ziyoubianguozhejinyiyushideshehuashenghuo。zhidaotaliusuineinian，yiqiedougaibianle。tafuqinweilebaozhuzijizaimujiadediwei，henxinpaoqiletamuqin，qulejingdoulingwaiyigehaomenshijiadeqianjin。
biyundemuqinxingqingganglie，meiyoujieshoumujiadebuchang，jingshenchuhu。biyunbuyuanlikaimuqin，bugumujiadezunao，yiranyumuqinyiqilikaimujia，yuanlijingdou，tayeyincisuimugailexing。
beizhuchujiamendebiyunmuziliang，liuluojietou，jingchangtianbubaoduzi，muqinyezhengtianyuyuguahuan，meiguoduojiujiubingshile。
yaobushishifu，takenengzaojiuesijietoule，mujiajingranhaiyoulianlaizhaota？
zaishichangmenkou，biyunchouwanyizhiyan，fenranjiangyantourengzaidishang，yonglinianlenian，suijidengshangerbazixingche，chaozhedihaoshanzhuangqule。
jintianshisujialaodasuhongcainversuyashudahunzhiri，fouzetazheigesujiadefeixushijueduimeiyouzigejinrudihaoshanzhuangde。
jiusuanzheiyang，biyunyezaidihaoshanzhuangmenkoujieshilebantian，zhidaonachuhunliqingtiecaibeibaoanfangjinlai。
biyunsuohaozixingche，gangyitaitou，biankanjianleyimingchuanzhezisesuihualianyiqun、shencailinglongyouzhidejinglinvzi，zhengshandongzheshuangmou，mianwubiaoqingdikanzheziji。
zheiweijinglinvzijiushibiyundelaopo，suyingxue！
sannianqian，biyunzaiyishouchuangjian‘haiyangzhijia’fuzhuangpinpaidesujialaotaiyesukaishanyaoqiuxia，ruzhuisujia。
dangshizheijianshieryinqilebuxiaodehongdong，zhenggeqingyangshidouzaixiaohuasukaishanlaoyeziyanjingxiale，zhaolegemeiquanmeishideshangmensunnvxu。
yaozhidaosuyingxueneikeshiqingyangshishuyishuerdedameinv，zhuiqiutaderenshubushengshu，suibiantiaoyige，yebibiyunqiangbaibei。
zheiqizhongyuanyinzhiyoubiyunhesukaishanzhidao。
liangnianqiansukaishanguoshi，rujinzhiyoubiyunyigerenzhidaoqizhongdeyinmile。
sukaishanguoshihou，sujiashangcenggejufashenglejuliedebianhua，biyundeyuefusujialaoersuhongyuanbeitichulejituan，meiyoufendeyidiangufen，jiajingyiluoqianzhang。
yuefuyuemubazheixiezerenquandouguaizailebiyunshenshang，matashisaobaxing，wonangfei，bibushangsujiaqitanvxu，ruguobushita，tamenjiayebuhuiluodaojintianzheigedibu。
biyunyincishoujinlequruhebaiyan。
“biyun，daihuiyanxishangnishaoshuohua！”suyingxuebiaoqingyansu，lengbingbingdeshuodao，“jintianduizanjiahenzhongyao，wojiyashujiezhunbeileyijianhouli，xiwangtakeyigendaboqiuqiuqing，bangzhubabadegongchangduguozheicinanguan。”
“ng。”biyundianlediantou。
jinrudihaoshanzhuang，limiandezhuangshijiqishehua，fulitanghuang，wanrugongdian，zheixiedoushisujialaodasuhongcaidechanye。
“you，zheibushiyingxuetangjiema？nishiqizixingchelaide？zenmeyebuzaojidididagedianhua，yehaopailiangchejienia。jintianzheimezhongyaoderizi，zheixiangshenmehua？jingjiwomensujiadiulian！”
yimingshenchuanhualihushaoxifudenianqingnanzi，congyiliangfalalipaocheshangxialai，zhaidiaomojing，biaoqingwanweidiwangzhesuyingxuehebiyun。
suyingxueqingyaozuichun，yiyanbufa。
biyundeyuefuzaineichangjiazuyichanfengbozhong，zuihouzhidedaoleyijiabinlinpochandegongchang，shenghuozhiliangyitianburuyitian，yuanbenjialihaiyouliangtaibenchichede，keshihoulaidounachuqudizhaile。
“yingxuetangjie，nishuoshuoni，dangchuniruguotingwode，hezheigefeiwushangmennvxulihun，gaijiaqinjialaoer，xianzairizizhiyuguodezheimejinbama？！”nianqingnanzipinidikanleyiyansuyingxueshenpangdebiyun，xiaodao，“buguo，xianzaiyebuwan，zhiyaoyingxuetangjienimashangyuzheigewonangfeilihun，wobaozhengnilimajiaruqinjia。”
“suang！nishuogoulemeiyou？！”suyingxuelengshengdao，lianqideshabai。
suangyouyouditanlekouqi：“yingxuetangjie，zheijiushinibuduile，tangdiwoyeshiweinihao，jinizhitiaominglu，nibuxiewojiubale，yebuzhiyufazheimedahuoba？huogainiyibeizishouqiong！”
shuowan，suanghaijuedebuguoyin，xinvedeyanshenluozailebiyunshenshang。
“xingbide，nizheigewonangfeizenmeyoulianlaicanjiashuyajiedehunli？”suanghuangranpaileyixianaomen，jifengdao，“e，duile，wochadianwangle，wotingshuoershugongchangdezijinlianduanle，gongzidoufabuqi，kuaidaobile。nimenyidingshilaibajiedabo，rangtajieqianjinimenduguonanguanba？”
biyunwangzhesuang，meiyoukaikou。
sukaishanlaoyezisihou，jiushisuangdelaozisuhongguangzaibeihoudaogui，shicaibabiyundeyuefutichujituan，zheicigongchangzijinlianduanle，yeshitamenfuziliangshidehuai。
suyingxueshenxiyikouqi，qiangrenxinzhongnuhuo，duibiyundao：“renzhe。jintianshilaibanzhengshide。”
“wozhidao。”biyundianletou，biangensuisuyingxuejinruleyanhuidating。
suangwangzhebiyunlikaidebeiying，zuijiaogouchuyimoxinvedehudu，lenghengdao：“kannizheigewonangfeihainengrendaoshenmeshihou！”
yanhuidatingdezhuangxiuqipaihuagui，dishangpuzhehongditan，qianlaizhuhedebinkefenzhitalai。
suyingxuelinzheyijianbaozhuangjingmeidelihe，zoudaolexinniangzidemianqian，xiaodao：“yashujie，gongxini，xinhunkuaile！”
suyashuchuanzhehongseqipao，wuguanjingzhi，qizhiaoran，danshiyusuyingxuebiqilai，haishichaleneimeyichou。
“ng。”suyashulengdandidianlediantou，“baliwufangnaerba。”
suyingxuebadongxifangxiahou，bianzhuileshangqu：“yashujie，wobangnilinbaoba。”
“buyongle。nibuyonggenwoxianyinqin，nibadeshi，womenjiabuhuibangde。”
suyashuyuqibingleng，meiyouliuqingmian。
suyingxuexiaorongdunshijiangzhule，querdaizhishinanyandeweiqu。
zaijiajibiyunzhiqian，tashenshouyeyedechongai，shisujiadezhangshengmingzhu，yashujieduitashineimedeqiangongheyouai，kexianzaiqueshineimedelengmo、danbo。
suyashujiajileqingyangshiyiliushijiachenjiadedagongzi，hunlilongzhong，changmianhongda，zunguitimian，sujiashangshangxiaxiaquandoulaiqinghe。
而她呢......
suyingxuejinjindiwozhequantou，shentizaibutingdizhandou。
不过。
yixiangdaotababadechujing，suyingxueyaozhezuichun，qiangjichuyisixiaorong，zaicizhuileshangqu。
biyunjiangzheiyimukanzaiyanli，xinlibushigeziwei。