第6章 语不惊人死不休!

likaijiudian,yefengkanshijianhaizao,jiangchechuangdakai,disuxingshizaimalushang。

malubianshangchuanlaizheneryulongdeyinlesheng,youyijiamanyaojiubazaizheili,jiubawaiyouzhehedediansandaosidenannannvnv。

yefengyanzhongbuzijueliuluchuyimoxianmu,tayexiangjinquhegelingdingdazui,paoqiyiqiefannao。

但是,他不能!

turan,yefengmeitouyizhou,yimingbaiyinanzizhenglachezheyimingpiaoliangdenvhaishangtadeche,neishiyiliangbaoshijiepalameila。

nvhaisihubuyuanyizaizhengzha,danshipangbianhaiyouyiqunpengyoubuduantuisang。

tingche,xihuo,yefengtuikaichemenzoulexialai。

tabudebuxia,zheishitadexiaoyizihanziyi,gangchengdaxuedeyimingdaerxuesheng。

hanziyijinnianshangdasan,zhuxiaobuzhujia,xianzaibadianduole,buzaixuexiaoquecongjiubalichulai,yefengganjuezijiyoubiyaobazheijianshigaosuhanningbing,laiguanjiaoyixiazheigehaimeiyoujinrushehuideyatou。

“zhanzhu,qingraodaozou。”yefenggangzoujinmeijibu,jiubeiyigedaizheerhuandenianqingnanzilanlexialai。

“yefeng,zenmeshini?”

yucitongshi,hanziyikandaolebeilanxiadeyefeng,xianshiyijinghoushiyixi。

duiyuyefeng,zheigebianyijiefu,tahehanjiaqitarenyiyang,duiyefengyebudaijian。

zaitayanzhong,hanningbingshiyaojiarudingjihaomende,congyefenghehanningbingjiehunzhijin,tashenzhimeiyoujiaoguoyishengjiefu。

“kandaomeiyou,tarenshiwo,rangwojinqu。”

yefenghuiyingyisheng,duilanzhetadedeerhuannanzishuodao。

erhuannanzilengleyixia,danshouqueshimeiyoufangxia,niutouduihanziyishenbiandebaiyinanzishuodao:“xiaoge,rangtaguoqubu?”

budengbaiyinanzishuohua,yefengshenziyice,zhijiezoulejinqu。

“hanziyi,nijierangwojienihuijia。”yefengduizhehanziyishuodao。

“hao,wogennihuiqu。”hanziyimeiyourenheyouyu,zhijietuokouerchu,geboyishuaiduizherenghaichezhetagebodebaiyinanzishuodao:“lizhangxiaonikan,wojierangrenlaijiewole,nimenxianquwanba....”

“hanziyi,nizheikeyoudianbuhoudaole,womendoushuohaoleyiqiquwan,nizheibanlufangwomengezikeshibuxing,hekuangzheikeshilishaoqinziqingke。”

baiyinanzihaimeishuohua,yimingchuanzhedixiongzhuangluchubangetuanzidenvhaibumandekaikou。

nvhaiyilianyanxunzhuang,dazheyikebiding,zhangdedaoshitingpiaoliang,bihanziyiyechabuleduoshao。

“wozheibushimeibanfama?nimenzhidaowojiejirankaikou,wokendingdehuiqu,shuobudingwomayekaikoule,womagengxiong,jianliangyixia,woxianzouha...”

hanziyixiaoxixidehuida,jiyefengyigeyanshenjiuyaozou,quejianzhanzaiyipangdeqibagerenturanweileqilai,duzhuleliangrendequlu。

“hanziyi,shaoshuahuazhao,zheigeyinggaishinineigeyoumingdefeiwujiefuba?hanjiadeshangmennvxu?”baiyinanzilizhangxiaozhongyuzhangkou,chaofengweidaoshizu。

hanziyishunjianbuman,daimeiyizhoulengchidao:“lizhangxiaonishenmeyisi?youhuajiuhaohaoshuo,meibiyaogongjiqitaren。”

“hehe,hanziyiwogaosuni,wolizhangxiaodejiuju,haimeiyourenganjujuecanjia。”

lizhangxiaolengxiaoyisheng,kanxiangyefengdao:“hanjiadeshangmennvxu,womenzheigequanzibushiniyouzigejinde,xianzaizou,wodangzuoshenmedoumeikanjian...”

“请吧!”

lizhangxiaozuoleyigelikaideshoushi,baoweiderenquejiangquanzijinleyibu,sihuyefengruoshibuzou,xiayikejiuhuiaizouyiyang。

zheixia,hanziyidunshiyouxiejinzhangqilai,mianduiqibagenanren,wanyiyefengrensongzenmeban?

yefengshensebubian,yuqidandandao:“zenme?jiupingzheijigelaji,haixiangqiangxingliurenbucheng?”

嘶!

就这几个垃圾?

yubujingrensibuxiu,hanziyizhenjingdekanzheyefeng,zheigefeiwujiefu,shuohuazenmezheimeqiangshi?zheime...zhuangbi...

lizhangxiaolengleyixia,ranranhoupaizheshouzhanghahadaxiao:“hao,henhao,yuanyiweinizhishigewonangdeshangmennvxu,kanlaihaishigekuangwangdeshangmennvxu,zhenxiangwen,sheijinideyongqi?”

zhenjingzhihou,jiushihoupa,hanziyikeshizhidaolizhangxiaoshishenmeren,zhengyukaikou,lizhangxiaoturanyinhendedihouyisheng:“jiwoda!”

huayinluoxia,jizhiquantouhuxiaozhexiangyefenghonglai。

yefengzuijiaogoulechubuxiedebiaoqing,houfaxianzhiwozhujulitamianmenzuijindeyizhiquantou。

budengtayousuofanying,yefengyizhijiaomengdichuaichuqu,neirenliantuishubu,“putong”yixiadaozaidishang。

yefengchuquansudujikuai,wanquanshiyingpengying,shijimiaohou,weigongtadeqibarenquanbudaodi,aihaoyipian。

嘶!

嘶!

嘶....

pangbianhaiyoumeiyouchushouderen,kandaozheiyimuzhibuzhudaoxiliangqi,yizhenzhentoupifama,jigenvshenggengshichadianjianjiaoqilai。

“**,budoushuotashihanjiadefeiwunvxuma?jingranzheimeniubi!”

“zhenjingle,hechuanwenwanquanbuyiyanga...”

buduanyourenjinghu,yefengdeshenfenhanziyidehenduotongxuedouzhixiaoyixie。

daobushitakeyisanbo,ershidangshihongdongtaida,hanbohaoyou**keyisanbuxiaoxi,weidejiushiexinhanningbingyijia,jiulianzhengzaishangxuedehanziyidoubufangguo。

hanziyichedizhenjingle,meixiangdaoyefengjingranzheimelihai,kuitagangcaihaidanxinyefenghuirensong,meilidexiaolianyinweizhenjing,biandeyouxiexiuhong。

“xianzaiwomenkeyizoulema?”yefengpaipaiyifu,duizhelizhangxiaoxiaomimidewendao。

“fangsi,gandawoderen,nikezhidaowoshishei?”lizhangxiaofanyingguolai,youjingyounuzhangkoudihou。

“daxiangxuyaozhidaolouyima?”

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hanziyilengleyixia,lianmanggenshang,buguanqita,xianchelezaishuo。

“woca,zheibizhuangde,woji82fen,shengxiadeyi666dexingshisongchu。”

“hehe,buguozheijiahuoganzhaorelishao,pashimafandale。”

“meicuo,gujijiulianhanziyidoupaobule,wotingshuojinwanzheijiujukeshizhuanmenweihanziyishexiade。”

“doutamajiwobizui!”

lizhangxiaofennudebaohouyisheng,qitarendunshibuganzaixiaoshengdigu,tamenzheixierendoushitongxue。

lizhangxiaoweileshezheigejiujuranghanziyilai,keyishuoshishafeikuxin,qinglebushaoguanxiyibandetongxue,laidaxiaohanziyidegulv,meixiangdaoquebeiyefengjiaohuangle。

shenzhidangzhesuoyourendemian,beiyefengdangchangdalian,tahen,hensileyefeng。

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【zuozhetiwaihua】:qiushouzang,qiuyinpiao,gengxinyoubaozhang,memeda!