第一章

我被盗号了。

pianziyongwodehaojiliebiaodemeigerendoufaleyibian【woxihuanni】。

zaiyiduihaoyoudouyihuodihuifuge【?】deshihou,zhiyouxieyangzhoumiaohuileyidaduan:

【zhendema,wobushizaizuomengba!】

【youyou,qishizheimeduonianlai,niyizhidoushiwoneixinshenchuwufachupengderen。】

【nikendingbuzhidaoba,woconggaozhonganliannidaoxianzai。】

【ninenggouxihuanwo,wozhendehenkaixinhenkaixin。】

【wozuiben,jidongdaobuzhidaogaishuoxieshenmehao!】

【……】

【youyou,jiranwomendouhuxiangxihuan,neinihuiyuanyihewozaiyiqima?】

pianzigaolengdihuiletalianggezi:【yuanyi。】

jinjiezhexieyangzhouyoushanshanjianjian,falejidaduanxiaozuowenguoqu。

pianzihuoxushidiyicijiandaozheimemojideren,bunaifandidaduanta:

【shizheiyangde,woyougeaidudeba、shengbingdema、nianyoudedidi。

【woganjuewoyaosuidiaole。nixianzaiyesuanshiwodenanpengyoule,suoyininengjiewoyiwan、ebushiwankuaiqianma?】

xieyangzhoukandaoxinxi,xunsushandiaoduihuakuangligangbianjihaodeyidaduanwenzi,diyishijiansaoleyibaiwanguoqu。

tayuqixintengdiqiaozihuifu:

【youyou,woxianzaiquanshenshangxiakeyidongdezijinzanshizhiyouzheimeduo,dengwomashangluzhiwanzheigejiemu,bazhuandaodeqiandoujini。】

ranermeixiangdaodeshi,xieyangzhouyidianjifasonganniu,pingmushangjiuchuxiangecimudehongsegantanhao。

【fasongshibai,qingxiantianjiaduifangweihaoyou。】

tayanlideguang,qingkejianchenjixiaqu。

buqiaodeshizheiyimu,zhenghaobeipangbiandezhuchirentoudaodapingmushang。

zhuchirenzhongtuhuanlehaojishengxieyangzhoudemingzishitutixingta,tadoushishenluopodichenjinzaishoujipingmuli,meiyoubandianfanying。

denghoumianhuiyingguolai,caifaxianjiemushangwanxiaoyouxishiwangjiguanshoujitoupingle。

弹幕早就炸翻了天:

【wodetianye!zheikeshiyibaiwan!yibaiwan!wogeyanjingdoubudaizhayixia!】

【zheijiushibaiyueguangdeshashanglima?sanjuhuapianzouyibaiwan。】

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【yaobushiduimianqianyidaoshoujiushanhaoyou,xiegezuihouhuibeipiandekuchadoubusheng。】

【goule,bujinbeipianqianhaiyaobeipianxin,baiwangewoxintengni!】

ercishidewo,gangzhaohuixujiubuyongde**zhanghaomimameiduojiu。

kandaoxiaoxiliebiaoshangyichuanchuandeweiduxiaoxixiaohongdian。

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「sanjuhuapianzouxieyangzhouyibaiwan,wodigeguaiguainishizhenyouchuxia,yihoujiukaonifajiazhifuyanghuowole!」

woyitouwushui,bukezhixindifanwen:

「a?woma?niqueding?」

tahentiebuchenggang:「nizheishandingdongrenshi2gchonglangwangsu,lianzijishangleresouledoubuzhidao。」

wodaizhesanfenhuaiyiqifentante,dianjinresou。

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