第一章 新婚夜

“滚!不要碰我!”

bansuizhenanrenfennudedihousheng,jiangshuyuanbeizhongzhongdeshuaizaichuangshang。

houbeilijichuanlaishigudecitong,jiangshuyuanqiangrenzheyanjiaodeyanlei,roushengshuodao:“jianqi,jintianshiwomendahunderizi!women…”

shaojianqizhuanshen,youshouyonglideniezhujiangshuyuandexiaba,henhendeshuodao:“jiangshuyuan,zheichanghunli,niwoxinzhiduming!yihoubuyaochuxianzaiwomianqian!nibandaokefangquzhu!”

“ruoshiyeyekandaole?”

“jiangshuyuan,youzhangjinle!jingranzhidaoweixierenle!”shaojianqibunufanxiao,shuangmousanfazhenongnongdehanyi,“nijiranzheimefanjian?hao!wochengquanni!”

suizhetadaliyiche,jiangshuyuanshenshangdexiaolifujiubaofeile,nanrendeshenquyeyaleshanglai!

meiyourenheqianxi,meiyoulianxiangxiyu,beisiliedetongganjianzhirangrenshengburusi!

yanleizaiyerenbuzhu,dadidadideluoxialai,jinshilezhenbiandechuangdan。

shinianqian,diyicijianmian,tahaijideqingqingchuchu,shaojianqipangruyimoyangguang,qiangyingchuangrutadeshenghuo!

jintianshitayizhiqipandedahunderizi,mengxiangchengzhendeshike!xianshiquejiletazhongzhongyiji!

“nikushenme?”shaojianqiyonglideniezhejiangshuyuandelianpang,qiangpotazhengshizheziji,“zheiyiqiedoushinizizhaode!”

shuowan,shaojianqiqishen,yonglideshuaishangmen,henkuai,waimianjiuchuanlaiqicheyangzhangerqudeshengyin。

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zaicitangdaochuangshangshi,yijingshishenyele,shaojianqihaimeiyouhuilai!

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shoujidingdeyishengxiang,youduanxinjinlai。tafanshennaguoshouji,“jiejie,jianqijiuzaiwopangbianni,xianzaiyijingshuizhele!tazhetengdewohaolei!”

jiangshuyuanjinjinwojinshuangshou,etoushangqingjinbengqi!

youyitiaoxindeduanxinjinlai,“jiejie,mingtianzaoshanghuimen,nizijiguolaiba!jianqishuotabuhuiqule!”

xintoudenuhuozaiyerenbuzhule,jiangshuyuanyonglijiangshoujirenglechuqu,diaozaidishang,shuaidefensui。

tajiangzhenggerenmaizaibeizili,xiaoshengdewuyanzhe!

diertian,jiangshuyuandazaojiuqilaile。taduizhejingzishoushilehenzhangshijian,xuanleyijianzuihuaguidelifu,hualeyigenongzhuang,jingzilishiyigeshizudedameiren,chuleneishuangfuzhongdeyanjing,zenmeyezheyanbuzhu。

taxialou,duiyongrenmenyiyangdeyanshenshierbujian,jingzhizoudaocheku,kaichehuilejiangjia。jiulianche,tadouxuanlezuihaohuademashaladi。

yexuzhiyouzheiyang,cainengyanshitaneixindeshiluo!

“ba,ma,wohuilaile!”

rumudeshisirenweizuozaicanzhuopangbian,zhengzaichizaocan。

“zenmeyidianlimaodoumeiyou,meikandaonimeimeigenjianqidouzaima?”jiangfuyouxiefennudeshuodao。

“shulan,nishenmeshihouhuilaide?guowaidushukehao?”

jiangshuyuankeqidezhaohudao,lakaidengzizuozaishaojianqipangbian,roushengshuodao:“laogong,nizhenshide!wobujiushuigelanjuema?nidoushebudejiaoxingwo!nikanxianzaiwochidaoleba,duoshiliya!”