kanzheyanqiandeyimu，linhuangzhenggerendoulengzaileyuandi。
neimeiyoumendelianggenpomutou，popolanlandedadian，jijianmaocaowu，haiyouneiwaiwainiuniudehaotianzongsangedazi，wuburanglinhuangmudengkoudai。
“zhei……zhei……zheiyenengjiaozongmen？”
zheishi，neipopolanlandededadianzhizhongzouchuleyiweigoulouzheshentidelaozhe，kandaolinhuangdeyishunjian，qiyanqianyiliang，shentishunjianbengzhi，sanbubingzuoliangbujiupaoleguolai。
kandaozheiyimudelinhuangdoushiyizhenxinjingroutiao，shengpazheilaotoushuaidaozhijieguixile。
“nianqingren，nishilaibaishideba？”
laozhedehuaranglinhuangyileng，gangyaokaikoushuohua，laozhequelazhelinhuangdeshoubei，yibianwangdadianzhizhongzou，yibianshuodao：
“suirannichuandepopolanlande，xianggeqigaiyiyang，buguohaishinixiaoziyouyanguang，shanxianeiqunrendoumeiyouyanguang，juranshuowoshipianzi，laotouziwoyibanianjile，nengpiantamenshaa！”
“shuoxiulianlangfeishijian，tiantiandaizhehaizigannonghuo，yaobaneiermudihejialidelaomuzhuchuanjihaizi，zhenshijianshiqianbo。”
“lai，wohaotianzongkeshishangguzongmen，naishixiangdangdangdezongmen，jintiannixiaozisuanshilaodaole，zheishiwohaotianzongdexianzu，guixiaketou。”
laozhehuayinluoxia，zhijiezhuazhulinhuangrangqiguilexiaqu，suihouanzhutoulianxuchongzheyigenisu，shenzhimeiyouliandenisukelesangetou。
“好了，礼成。”
“congxianzaiqi，nijiushiwohaotianzongdedizile，woshinishifu，yeshihaotianzongzongzhu。”
“duile，haibuzhidaonijiaoshamingzini？”
linhuangcikeyilianmengbidekanzheyanqianlatadelaozhe，haiyouneiyongnibasuchengdezhiyouyigerenxingmoyangdediaoxiang。
“bushi……daye……wojiushilaizhaodianchide，shunbianwenyixiazheishishenmedifangde……！”
“chideguangou，nixianzaishihaotianzongdedadizi，yeshinizheiyibeidedashixiong，niyaochengdanqijianghaotianzongfayangguangdadezeren。”
“什么……？”
“大师兄？”
“buhuizheihaotianzongzhiyouwomenlianggerenba？”
“meicuo，wozheirenshoutushifenyange，yibanrenkanbushang，suoyishuonixiaozizhanledabianyile。”
zheiyike，linhuangzhenggerendoubuhaole。
“我说大爷啊！”
“wojiushiluguode，meiyouxiangzhebaishi，yemeiyouxiangjiaruhaotianzong，zaishuole……zheizhangeshantou，jijianmaocaowujiuganjiaozongmen，zheishibushiyoudiantaierxile？”
linhuangdehuaranglaozhelengzaileyuandi，yishuanghunzhuodeyanjingjinjindingzhelinhuang。
“nixiaozishibushibudongguiju，nizaiwohaotianzongguibailezushiye，touyekele，liyicheng，niyaoshifanhui，jianglaizoushangwudaokeshiyaozaoyutianjiede。”
“zaishuole，wozheihaotianzongcongwoshifushouzhongjieguolaideshihou，zhiyouliangjianmaocaowu，xianzaiyousijian，haiyouzheidadian，keyishuozheishiwohaotianzongshubainianzhineizuihuihuangdeshike。”
linhuangzhenggerendoumale，zenmekanzheihaotianzongdoumeiyoushenmehuihuangkeyan。
wufeijiushiliangjianmaocaowubiansijianmaocaowu，haoxiangmeiyoushenmetaidadequbie。
“lianggerendezongmenyenengjiaohuihuang？”
“daye……wohaiyoushi，woxianzoule。”
linhuanggangyaozhuanshenliqu，queturanganjuedaoyourenbaozhuletadetui。
huitouyikan，laozhezhengbaozhelinhuangdetui，yibabitiyibalei，cengdelinhuangyituideyanleibiti。
“guaituer……woyibasuishule，nizoulewozenmebana！”
linhuangshizhechoulehaojixiadoumeiyouchouchuzijidetui，yeshiyilianwunai。
“daye……wozhenfulenile，nizheishigansha……？”
“nibunengzou，nikeguotoude，nizoulewozaipianbulai……bushi……zaishoubudaonizheimehaodetudile？”
“shizaibuxingwobazhangmenzongzhuzhiweirangjini，wodangdizi，nikanzenmeyang？”
laozhedehuajianglinhuangzhijieleilegewaijiaolinen，fangfotoudingzhishangyidaodaozhaleizaibutingdexiangqi。
“什么东西……？”
“zhangmenhaiyouzheimerangde？”
“zheishizongmenma……zhangmena……zongzhua……jiushishanxiashanggemaofangyemeiyouzheimerangdeba！”
zheiyike，linhuangwanquanganshoudaozheisuoweihaotianzongdebukaopu。
bu，yinggaishuoshitebiebukaopu，feichangbukaopu！
“daye，buhaoyisi，nizhaobierenba，wozheirenyaonenglimeinengli，yaoqiancaiyemeinengli，dangbulezhangmenren，yemeiyouyoushuikezha，nizhaocuorenle，gaoci。”
shuozhehua，linhuanggangyaozhuanshenlikai，zheishi，qizhenggerenturanfeileqilai，henhendezazailedishang。
“xiaozi，shenweihaotianzongdedizi，juranbutingzhangmenrendehua，gaida。”
suizhehuayinluoxia，zhijianlaozhelianxuchuquan，zhijiejianglinhuanganzaidishangmoca。
xiangyaofankangdelinhuangquezaililianghesudushangdoumeiyoubanfahelaozhexiangbi，zuihoubeidalegebiqinglianzhong。
“啊啊啊……！”
“哦哦哦……！”
“啪啪啪……！”
……
pojiudedadianqian，linhuangbiqinglianzhongdezuozaimenjianshang，shibushiyongshetou**liuxuedezuijiao。
yibiandelaozhezedizhetoudao：
“neige……haibuzhidaonijiaoshenmemingzini？”
linhuangshenquyizhen，zhenggerenzhuantoufennudedingzhelaozhedao：
“nibuzhidaowojiaoshenme，jiurangwobaishi，jiaruzheizhiyoujijianpomaocaowudehaotianzong，nishibushitaiguo……taiyingmingle！”
kanzhelaozheneiyishuangdaizhexiaorongdeyanjing，linhuanghaohanbuchiyanqiankui，zhinengdishenggaibianleshuofa。
“nainaidi，yaobuyaozhijiejinruneikongjianzhizhong，zheiyangtajiusuanzailihai，yebunengnawozenmeyang！”
“buxing，woxianzaihaimeiyougaoqingchuneikongjiandaodishisha，youshazuoyong，wanyibaolule，bieshuokongjiannengbunengbaozhu，beinongsidejilvhendaa！”
“woziwojieshaoyixia，nishifuwojiaoshiba，shihaotianzongdezongzhu，zheizhenggeshantouhebianshangdejizuoshanfeng，doushiwohaotianzongdedipan。”
“duile，wanglegaosunile，shanxiadefuyangxianfuyaocunjiushiyouwohaotianzongzhaozhede。”
linhuangpielepiezui，dishengdao：
“yigecunyoushakejiaoaode。”
“nixiaozi，fuyaocunkeshiyouyiqianduoren，zheihaibuniubi？”
“wa……yiqianduorena……zhenshitainiubile，quantianxiahaotianzongzuiniubi。”
linhuangbuyoudepielepiezui！
“nihaimeiyoushuonijiaoshani？”
linhuangkanlekanlaozhe，neixinyeshiwubijiujie，xianzaitashenfuxuehaishenchou，keshiyoumeiyoushili，wufabaochou，youmeiyoudifangqu。
silaixiangqu，xianliuzaizheiliyeshiyigehaobanfa。
“我叫林皇！”
“林皇……？”
“zheimingzisuiranbuzadi，buguoyenengjiangjiuzheyong。”
“qie……zenmeyebinideshibaqiang。”
laozhekanzhelinhuangdebiaoqing，weiweiyixiao，suihouconghuaizhongquchuleyibenpojiudejianpu。
“haotudia，jirannishiwohaotianzongzheiyidaidedadizi，woxianzaijiujiangwohaotianzongdejuexuechuanjini。”
“zheibenjianfajiaozuo《yangwujianfa》，shiwohaotianzongqiangdadejianshu，niyaohaohaoxiulian，youshabudongdejiuwenwo。”
linhuangjieguoneipojiudejianpu，fankanlejixia，yeshiluchuyisikuxiaodao：
“suiranwomeiyouxiuwei，keshiyenengkanchulai，zheishirenjixiapindejianshu，zheishirumenjianshu，zheiyangdejianshuzaiwaimiankongpajikuaixiapinlingshijiunengmaiyibenba？zheiyesuanzongmenjuexue？”
（gongfafenweitiandirensanji，yougaodaodi，meijiyoufenxiapin，zhongpin，shangpin，jipin）
老者红着脸道：
“dangchunishizushuoguo，zongmenzaoyuguodajie，jihuduanceng，jiuliuxialezheiyibenwudaodianji，xiancouhuozhelianba，dengyihouyouqianle，maidianlihaidemiji。”
“shenme……mai……？”
“完了！”
“什么完了？”
“woshuoniwanle，xianbushuoninengbunengmaideqi，jiusuanshimaideqi，nijuedemailaidegongfanengyouduolihai？”
“duomaijiben，yijiayidengyusan，zonghuilihaiyidianba！”
“噗！”
linhuangchadianyikoulaoxuepenchulai，gangyaokaikoushuohua，keshikanlekansizhoudemaocaowu，youshengshengdejiangdaozuibiandehuajiyanlexiaqu。
“haohaohao……zhenbucuo，yijiayidengyusan，maigebaibashiben，zuihoujiunenggoubianchenggaojidejuexuea！”
cikelinhuangyijingkeyiqueren，zheishibalaotoujiushigepianzi。
“daye，shibuxiangman，wocongxiaojiumeiyouxiuliantianfu，jiusuanshichilejuqidan，yegenbenjiumeiyoubanfazaitineiningjulingqi，nishouwozuodizi，suanshizaile！”
linhuangdehuaranglaozhemeitouyizhou，yibazhuazhuleqishoubei，renzhendeganzhileqilai，suizheshijiantuiyi，laozheshibadelianseyuelaiyuenankan。
“juelingtizhi……woteme……nizheiwanquanjiushigefeiwua！”