醉酒的女神

“ershao,ninlaopobeirenguanzuile,gangfujinxilaidengzongtongtaofang1806hao。qingkuangbumiao,qingzhishi!”

chennuoganggangjizhangmuniangdaodiaolexijiaoshui,shoujishangturandanchuzheimetiaoxinxi。

chennuoxinliyijin,diulexijiaopenjiuwangwaipao。

tazhidaozheigehaomashisheide,xiaoxijueduikekao。

zhishigepi!laozibuxiangzhishi!xilaidenglidejin,laozipaobuyifenzhong!

zhangmunianglisulanzaishenhoupokoudama:“hunzhangdongxinifashenmeshenjing,xijiaopengenniyouchou?”

“tanshangnizheimegenvxu,zheishinabeizizuodeniea……”

“nipaolejiubiehuilaile!huilaifeidejilaoniangbalihunxieyiqianle,biehaiwomenjiayuqingyibeizi……”

“……”

xilaidengdajiudian,chaohaohuadezongtongtaofang。

younidesunjiadashaosunhenggang,feitoudaer,yishenjiuqi。

kanzhedashafashangliangliantuohongdesuyuqing,sunhenggangyanjingdoulvle,koushuigugudeantun。

jianghainvshena,zhongyushibenshaodele。

fanzhengtayishixingbuguolai,ganjinquxigezao,ranhoujiushigemeimiaodeyewan。

sunhenggangyilianxiexiao,zaiyushiliyibianfangshui,yibianjisuyuqingdetangdisuyubodadianhua。

“haha!bobo,nizheizhaocaozuojianzhitaisaole。”

“guolejinwan,nijiushiwodetangjiuzile。sujiaqiansunjiadesangeyi,mianle!”

“zuowenge,sujiadezongcaiweizhishinide,benshaofunishangqu!”

suyubogendalejixueside,“sunshaokeyiyanweidinga!weilezheiweizhi,wokeshilianjiejiedoumailea!”

“ai~~~huabieshuoneimenantingma!woxihuansuyuqingyebushiyitianliangtianle。kexitajialegeshangmenfeiwu,taikechenrenle!jinwanyiguo,taliangzheihunyinyejiudaotoule……”

“sunshao,bushuoneigesujiadezuirenle!zidawodaboxialeyanzhaotashangmen,jiutemegenqinglegezaixingside,wosujiajiuyitianburuyitian。xiangualea,sunshaoninkaixinjiuhaoa!duile,suyuqinghechennuohaimeiyuanguofang,nikewenrouxiea,heihei……”

“哈!真的?”

“不真我是狗!”

“jingxidalibaoaheihei……neiwobixuwenroua!huitouzaibashipinjijineigefeiwu,heihei……”

gualedianhua,sunhenggangmeimeidepaolegezao,guozheyujinhuojijidechonglechuqu。

shafashang,suyuqingyijingbuxingle。

tangdisuyubozaitajiuligaoledianmingtang,cishiyijing……

sunhenggangkanzhetajiaoyanruxiademianrong,qifuyouzhideshencai,antunwushudekoushui。

“叮咚!叮咚!”

menlingjizudexiangleqilai。

“sheitemezheimebuzhangyan……”

sunhengganghenbuxiangkaimen,danmenlingbuduandexiang,fan!

“daraosundashaodehaoshininiangdeshibushixiangzhaosi……e……!”

sunhenggangyibadakaifangmen,mudengkoudai。

竟然是陈诺!

他怎么来了?

sunhengganglianseturanjiuaoqilaile,gaodafeipangdeshenquduzaimenkou。

“yuanlaishinigefeiwu。buzaijiasihouzhetanhuandelaozhangren,paozheililaiganshenme?”

chennuolenglengdeshuo:“wolaidaiwolaopohuijia。”

sunhenggangdajing,ancun:zheitemesheizouloulefengsheng?

“nitemechedan!nilaoponengzaiwofangjian?xianglvxiangfenglema?xinliyoumaobingba?”

“nirangkai!wozhidaoyuqingzailimian!”chennuoyaoleyaoya,dengzheduifang。

kongqili,suyuqingdutedeqingyaxingxiangshuiwei,tawanquanshibiedechulai。

yaobushidedaolexiaoxi,kongpasuyuqingjiuyaoshi·shenyuzheitiaoegun,wanjiebufule,zheishichennuobunengjieshoude!

“sichuangwofangjian,xiaoxinchibuledouzhezou!”sunhenggangmanhengdedengzhechennuo,ranhouyouyadilesangzi,“mingbaijinijiang,suyuqingziyuangenwozaiyiqi,xianzaizhengxizao。tazhiyaosuilewo,sujiaqianwosunjiadesangeyilianbendaixijiumianle。chennuo,zheikeshiyibihuasuandejiaoyia!biedaraowomendehaoshi,shinizheigefeiwuduisujiazuidadegongxian。”

shuoba,yilianyinxiaodepailepaichennuodejianbang。

chennuolianseshuadecangbai,shenzihuanglehuang,“yuqingbushineiyangderen!tajiushizaikuzailei,yaoyayingcheng,yebuhuizheiyangchumaiziji!nirangkai!”

“woburang,ninengzenmezhe?qiangchuang?”

sunhenggangyiduifeishicuzhuangdeshoubeijiaobaozaixiongqian,yifudangmengoudeqishi。

zheihuoyimijiu,bichennuogaoyitou,youfeiyouzhuang,mendouduwanle。

chennuogangyayaojin,anniequantou,“sunhenggang,nibiebiwo!”

“ha!feiwuhaiyingqile?xiangdajiaa?”sunhenggangditouqiantan,zuochuyifuchayideyangzi,“binizenmele?nishuowobinizenmele?”

shuozhe,tamengdeyibachaochennuotuiguolai。

chennuoyishanshen,zheijiahuotuilegekong,pumenwaiqu,dielegegouchishi。

chenzhekongdang,chennuochongjinlemenli。

guorankanjianketingdedashafashang,qizimianhongerchi,hongchunruxue,yanshenmili,yikanjiushi……

zheizhongchangmian,gouqilechennuoyiduantongkudehuiyi,neishibeiren**luodeansuan。

chennuobaoqisuyuqingzhuanshenjiuwangmenwaizou,shunshounaqitadekuabaoxiekuazaishenshang。

“made!xiangzouma?”sunhenggangqishenchongguolai,duzaimenkouruelangyiyangkanzhechennuo。

这货心里在滴血。

yankandaoshoudegaoyangjiuyaotaotuole,tazheikeshoudele?

chennuoyangqitou,lengbingbingdekanzheduifang,“zheijiushiwozhengzaixizaodeqizima?tabeirenxialeyao,nishexianleshenmezui,qingchuma?”

“hei!?feiwu,nizaihuyanluanyushenme,haijibenshaojiangfaleshiba?”sunhenggangdajingzhizhuang,diandiantou,fazhehen,“xing!laozijiujinijiangjiangshenmeshiwodefa!”

“sujiajiewosangeyizhouzhuanzijin,yinianqixiandouchaoguobanle,yaobushikanzaisuyuqingdemianzishang,hengheng,wotemezaobanimensujiagaoshangfatingle。”

“jintianwanshangniyaobubasuyuqingliuzaizheili,mingtianwojiugaonisujiaqianqianbuhai!”

“sujiaxianzaiyoushenmejiadizi,nixinlimeidianbishuma?zibudizhai,gefangzhuizhang,yinxingjudai,chulepochanhainenggansha?”

“daoshihou,sujiakongpajiuchediwandan,nimenquandouyaoshuidajieledongma?suyuqinggenzhenishouzui,nihenxingfenma,laozihenxinteng!”

chennuoxiongtangjulieqifu,tongxiajuexin,zhidingzheduifang,yiziyizidebeng:“sangeyishiba?wohuijinide。”

“haha……”sunhenggangyizhenkuangxiao,“feiwu,nimeifengba?nixianzainengnachusanqiankuailaima,haisangeyi?!”

chennuoyilianlengli,“woshuohuasuanhua。”

“hailaijingleshiba?xing,laozijintianwanshangfangleniliangkouzi。santianzhinei,sangeyidebenjinjiuhaole,lixilaozidafangbuyaole,niyaoshihaibuqiyouzenmeban?”

“wocongzheigefangjiandaizouyuqing,youqinzibatasonghuizheigefangjian。”

“xing!**!”sunhenggangyipaishou,diandiantou,“neijiuyiyanweiding!wodengzhenixiaoziguaiguaisonghuoshangmen。xianzai,gun!”