第五章 后妈是世界上最坏的女人

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yushihu,xiongdiliangtuikaishufangdemen,yiqianyihouzoulexialai。

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dunshijian,xiongdiliangchengmujieshe,zheishishenmefazhansudu??jiuyijinghanlaogongle?

tamenduishiyiyan,buhao!zheishigehuizhibingyoucongmingdehuainvren!!

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“我们不需要!”

zhanyuezhanlitongchoudikaidedao!

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jiangxiyouzaishigaoquanlizhongdezhanlaotaitaimianqian,ziranzuozheguaiqiaozhuang:“wozhidaole,nainai。”

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buqiao,jiangxiyougangjingguoshufang,limianzhanyuezhanlishuotahuaihuadeshengyinbianyizibuluodezuanjintadeerzhong。

“baba,tazhangdeneimechou,nizenmehuikandeshang,womenbuxiangtadangwomendehouma。”

“baba,nibuyaoqutahaobuhao,nibuaiwomenmamalema,takendinghuihuilaide。”

zhanyuekelianbabadedao,yuqiliyindaizhekuqiang。

jiangxiyoujiaobuyidun,xinzhongyinyueshanguoxinteng,xiayimiao,dididehuabianchuanlechulai:“jiusuanyaojiwomenzhaohouma,neihaodaiyeyaozhaogehaokanyidiandeba,wohegegedoukanguodianshide,dajiadoushuochourenduozuoguai…baba,nibatatuilehaobuhao。”

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dangxiongdiliang“tiaobolijian”wancongshufanglichulaideshihou,zhengduishangjiangxiyouyouyoudemuguang。

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yingyingying,guoranhoumadoushihuaide!

“tamenbushihenkeaidema?”

jiangxiyouyilianwugudekaikou。

jieguo,zhanyuehezhanliduishiyiyanhou,hedetaopao!

liangzijiuchedijielexialai。