“zheishigongzuoshouce，congxianzaikaishishuxigongsideguizhangzhidu，buchidaobuzaotuibukuanggong……”
muziyupengzhedecezibazhangdaxiao，lvseyubaisexiangjian，yinzhe“fengsheng”chuanmeidelogo。
meixiangdao，zijijuranlunluochengdagongren。
tataiqitou，kanzheyanqianzhiyezhuangdenvrenbeiying，dunledunjiaobu，“na，wowenyixia，wojiumeiyouyoudaima？”
zenmeshuo，mujiahefengshenglaobanshijiujiao，zijiyoushimujiaerxiaojie，jigeqingsongdegangweiyinggaizaiqinglizhizhongba？
zongcaimishutonghuawensheng，jinsuizheyishenglengxiao，niutoukanta，yanlijiazhejifeng，“erxiaojie，bieguaiwomeitixingni，daolegongsiyishitongren，shouqiniqianjinxiaojiedepaitou。”
muziyushayanle，wenyixiadoubuxing？
“哎呀——”
jiuzaizheishi，yourencongshenbiancangcuerguo，yibeikafei，zhengzhengqiaodipozailemuziyushenshang，haishiguntangde。
“niganma？zhangyanjinglema？”muziyutengdetiaojiao，kafeiwuzicongjiantoupoxia，waitaozangledaban。
kantayoujiyounao，hunshenmaozhereqi，tonghuazuijiaoyangqiyisidecheng。
“duibuqi，duibuqi。”yuangongdaoqianliangju，maitoutaolianfaxianchang。
“喂！”
muziyuqibuguo，jiuyaoqutaogeli，tonghuaqingkeleliangsheng，“muxiaojiejiubietaijinjinjijiaole，womengongsiderendouhenmang，nizijiquxixibujiuhaole？”
？？
muziyujianzhitanweiguanzhi，zheizongcaimishu，jiushizhuanmengenzijibutongkuaideba！
“shi，wojinjinjijiao！bieyiweiwolaifengshengshigaopan，gaosuni，gunainaihaibusihoule！”tanuhuozhongshao，yuangongshouce“pa”diyishengshuaizaidishang，niutoujiuzou。
yaobushitaneiicushenzhibuqingdeyeye，feituozhezhanlinshengzhaokanziji，yebuzhiyulunluodaolaizheipozimeitigongsi！
呸！
taqiqiaomaoyandizhuanshen，zhenghaozhuangzailenanrenhuaili，taiyanshixizhuangjingzhideniukou，wangshang，nanrenyinglangdelianlengjiaofenming。
fushidejiaodu，tamosedemouzibingleng，shenbujiandi。
这不就是战霖笙吗？
zuoweijiuyishaonvdemeng，jiyangshizuanshiwanglaowu，zimeitixingyedelingjunchuanqirenwu——zhanlinsheng，cikemianwubolan，shengsechunhou，“zheishigongsibushicaishichang，burongxuzaizoulangdachaodanao。”
“wodachaodanao？xing！”muziyubufuqididianlediantou，qishibujian，“wohaiyiweiyeyenengruyandeshishenmeshenxian，buguoshiguanguanxianghu，tongchuanyitiaokuzidexiaoren！”
zhanlinshengweiweicumei，zaojiutingwenmujiaerxiaojieshigecitou，queshishilingyalichi。
“nizhibuzhidaonidegongzuogangweizainali？”tabikailetadefengmang，kaimenjianshan，jiranchengnuolemuyeyezhaokanta，biranhuixinshounuoyan。
“woxiangxianga……”muziyubenjiubushuanglaizheili，youyushanggezhenduizijidemishu，suoxinghuashenciwei，zhizhezongcaibandao，“wozheimenenggan，buzuolingdaokexile。”
nanrenmianseyinchen，shengaojin190detawangqianyibu，rutongyizuotaishan。
tayangzhebazhangdadelianwangzhe“taishan”，yinyingfugaixia，ganjueyouzhongwuxingdeyali。
“congjicengzuoqi。”nanrenbochunweiqi，binglengdehuayumeiyousihaowendu，tanchugujiefenmingdeshoulinzhemuziyuhoubojingdeyishang，xiangjiuxiaojizibanlunzaishouli。
“wei！nifangkaiwo！wei！lesile！keke……chuanbushangqia……keke……”
fengshengchuanmeifashengleyimuqiguan，jurenzhuacaiji，cong36cengrengdaole12loudebangongqu。
“王八蛋！”
muziyusuozhebozizuozaidiannaoqian，shouliniezheyizhiqianbi，bufuqididengzhezhanlinsheng，qianbi“paca”lanyaozheduan。
太欺负人了！
zhangzhezijigaolebuqia！
“wuduanshencaijiuanfendian，buyaorangwodiercidongshou。”zhanlinshengshizhongbingshanlian，suirantayoudianxiangxiao，shaonvdelianyuangugudi，hantaikeju。
“sheiwuduan！niyijiadouwuduan！tuxingsundounengzainishenshangzhaocunzaigan！”
muziyubadierqi，zhizhenanrenbizima，shengaoxingchengmingxianduibi，190dui150，tanaodaiyejiuzaizhanlinshengyaojiwangshangyidiudiu，huamiangan……taicanburendu。
“niyouzizhizhimingjiuhao。”nanrenshenshoubokaitadezhuazi，shoujipingzaicishiliangqi。
muziyuzhengdasuandazhansanbaihuihe，rangzheisinanrenzhidaoshenmejiaozuobeigangjingzhipeidekongju，guliuliudeyanquebeitashoujipingbaoxiyin。
pingmushangshigezhamaweidenvhaizi，shenchuanbaisefangshazhangqun，zuozailunyishang，mianchaotaiyang，muyuchunguang。
“yo，yuanlainihaozheikoua？”
muziyuyandidechaofenggengshen，zheinanrenjuranxihuanmuziyan，taneigechuchuzhengchong，biaomianbailianhua，shizeshishijizijipozangshuidejiejie！
rujinbataniandaozhanlinshengdefengshengjituan，meiqimingyuedamo，genfangzhuyoushenmequbie！
huayinfangluo，tajiuquqiangshouji，bengqilai，goubuzhe，zaibengqilai，haigoubuzhe，bangongquderenkanzheiyimu，youruxianshibandatuboshuyouxi。
zhanlinshengjianmeiqingcu，shoujibeizaileshenhou，yanjinsumu，“renzhengongzuo，fouzewohuidadianhuajimuyeye。”
“嘁！”
muziyuwanletayiyan，tanzuozaibangongyishang，“jiuzhidaoyongyeyeweixiewo，yaobushilaotouzifeirangwolai，nidangwoyuanyia！meiqu！”
buxuewushudemujiaerxiaojie，quantianxiayejiumuyeyezhidele。
fangzhujiufangzhu，yeyehaishuoshenme……genzhezhanlinshenghaohaoxue……
haohaoxue？tayoushenmehaoxuede？xuepukelian，xuezhanggao？
baiwuliaolaipazaibangongzhuoshang，huran，yanmoushaliang，dakailediannao，xunsuzaigongsiluntansoujizhanlinshengdezhaopian。
“吱吱吱——”
dayinjigaosuyunzuo，henkuaiyizhangzhangzhaopiandayinchulai。
nanrenshenlansexizhuang，jingxidaliguodeduanfaluchubaomanetou，gaotingdebiliang，xiahexianliuchang，taceshenzuozaibangongshi，jingtaihuamiandounengshenkeganshoudaozhichangjingying，qingniancaijundeqixi。
很好！
战霖笙！
“啪，啪，啪——”
bierendebangongzhuobeijingbanquanshibianqianzhi，ziliaotu，xingchengbiao，ermuziyudejiubijiaoxinxianle，zhanlinshenghufa，tiedemanmandangdang。
zuihou，liandiannaopingmuyemeinengxingmian。
完美！
zuowanzheixie，muziyuxinmanyizudixinshangjiezuo，lingzuodetongshixiaoyuanlianxiaokaihua，nuodaotashenpang，“nizheishiganma？”
“辟邪！”
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huiyishiwai，tonghuagangzhenglihaohuiyiziliao，tachuzoulang，xisuidehuayuguanruermo。
“nimenyoumeiyoujuedewaiqinbudemuziyuhezhanzongyoudianbuqingbuchua？”