第1章 逼做赘婿

靖川城,萧家。

“tianer,nikeshiwomenjingchuan,bainiannandeyijiandeqicai,womenxiaojiadeyihoujiukannidele。”

“zheihaiyongshuo,womenjiatianerneikeshibeipiaomiaoxiangongkanzhongderenjie。yihouzheijingchuancheng,jiusuanshitalongjia,jianlewomenyedebeigongquxi。”

xiaofanduzizhanzaidatingjiaoluo,kanzhezijifumuzhengyilianxianmeidegongweizijidedidixiaotian。

zaixiaojia,xiaofanguoderizishenzhidoubibushangyixiehundehaodiandexiaren。

fumudeyanlizhiyoutazheigetianfujuelundedidi,conglaijiumeiyoubatadangchengerzi。

“neishi,wodetianfu,ziranshibiwoneigefeiwudageqiangduole。”

xiaotianlengxiao,cishidetazuozaidatingdezhuweishang,zheigeweizhizhiyoujiazhucainengzuo。

kexiaojiadesuoyourensihudourenwei,zheigeweizhizhiyouxiaotiancaizuoshihe,zuozaizheililisuoyingdang。

tingdaozijideqindidizheimeshuo,xiaofanxinzhongyijin。

suiranzijiyijingxiguanle,jiazhongmeirenduizijidelengchaorefeng,danzheibudaibiaotayijingmianyi。

xiangfanmeicitingdaozheizhongchaofeng,xinlidecitonggandoushiyiyang。

“jiushi,tianernidezizhi,keshiwomenjingchuanchengzuihaode。dangranbushinizheigefeiwudage,keyixiangbide。”

meicixiaotiankanbuqizijizheigedangdagede,fumudoushihuishunzhexiaotiandehua,yiqilaiwuruziji!

huozhezaizheigejia,genbenjiumeirenzaihuguoxiaofandeganshou。

shenzhishuo,lianshengsiyemeirenhuizaihu....

xiaofanmeiyouhangsheng,zhanzaiyipangmomotingzhe。

“keshipiaomiaoxiangongneibiandejingzhengyehenjilie,haiyoubangeyuedeshijianxiangongdeshizhejiuhuiguolai。xiangongneideziyuanhuoquyebushijiandandeshi,wohaipaxiaojia,wufatigongzugouwoxiuliandeziyuan。”

xiaotiankaikou,shuochulezijidedanyou。

xiaofupailepaixiongkoudaxiaodao:“tianer,fangxinba,zheixiefuqindoutinianpaihaole。zhiyaohelongjialianyin,neibianyijingchengnuohuijiwomenxiaojiayibiziyuan。shenzhihaikeyijini,tamenlongjiaxuanjiegongfaxuexi。”

“longjiama?”xiaotianzhoulezhoumei,chenshengkaikou。

“longjiasuiranzaijingchuanchengsuandeshangshidiyijiazu,danlongjiashilizuiqiangdelaozushilibuguoshitongtianjingeryi,erwojijiangchengweixianmendizi,zenmehuishizheizhongjiazunenggougaopandeshangde。”

“hahaha....tianer,niduolvle,nishuodezheixie,weifudezenmehuikaolvbudaoni。”xiaofudaxiao,ranhoupieleyanzhengzaijiaoluozhanzhedexiaofan。

“e?neifuqindeyisishi?”xiaotianlailexingqu。

“lianyindeduixiangziranbushini,ershinigege,erlongjianeibianlianyindeduixiangzeshilongjiadesanxiaojie,rangxiaofanruzhuitamenlongjia。”

xiaofuxiaozhejieshidao:“longjianeibianzhishixianghewomenxiaojiaqiancheshangguanxieryi,bijingrihoutianerniqiantuwuliang,tamenlongjiazheisuanshitouzi,erqiefuqinyijinghelongjiajiazhutantuole,longjianeibianyuanyinachuyiqiankuailingshi,haiyoulongjiadezuchuandemifa,daoshihoutianernijiarupiaomiaoxiangonghoudexiulianziyuan,jiubuyongdanxinle。”

“hahaha...bucuo,bucuo,fuqinzheigezhuyishenhao,neilongjiasanxiaojiezhangxiangbucuo,danpianpianzuobianlianshangyouyikuaitianshengdetaiji,banbianlianjiaomei,lingwaibanbianlianquerutongguimei,pingrilidoubuganjianren,zailongjiayeshishoujinbaiyan,zheizhongrenpeiwoneifeiwudagezhengheshia。”xiaotianxinzhongkuangxi。

zijijirannenggoudedaozheimeduodexiulianziyuan,dengjinruxiangongzhihou,jiushitaxiaotianyiyuelongmendeshike。

“haishilaoyeyingming,jingrankeyixiangchuzheimehaodezhuyi,daoshihoutianerjinruxiangong,kendinghuiyifeichongtiande。”xiaomuzaiyipangyeshiyilianshanxiao。

xiaofantingzhezijifumuheqindidi,zaiyipangtanxiaofengsheng,weilezijididiqiantu,zhijiejiujuedinglezijidemingyun,

rangzijichengweishangmennvxu?rangtaxinzhonggandaojuewang。

“xiaotian,wohaodaiyeshinidedage,niyikouyigefeiwude,jiuzheimeshuowo?”xiaofankaikou,dasuileyuanbenxuanhuadedating。

cishidatingneiyipianjijing,piankehou,xiaofudiyigehuiguoshenlai,zhizhexiaofanbizizhouma:“nizheigefeiwu,zenmehenididishuohuani。”

xiaofanmeiyoufanbozijidefuqin,ershiyishuangyanjingdingzhezijideqindidi。

“hahaha...dage?”xiaotianchaoxiao,ranhoulenglengkaikou。

“jiunizheiyangde,yepeirangwojiaonidage。wozhisuoyimeicijiaoniqiandoujiaoyigefeiwuerzi,jiushiweileshiketixingni,zijishiyigefeiwudeshishi。”

“nixiuliantianfuzheimecha,zheimeduonianlaiyezhishiduantijingdierzhongeryi,erwoni?huaqijingdiwuzhong,nimingbainihewozhijiandechajuma?”

duantijingzhihoucaishihuaqijing,suiranshiqinxiongdi,danshixiaofandexiuliantianfushizaishitaichale,shenzhilianzhengchangdeshuizhundoumeiyoudadao。

erxiaotian,jingchuanchengdiyitiancai,chengweizhenggejingchuanchengshushinianlaidiyigebeipiaomiaoxiangongkanshangdedizi。

“keshi,keshijiusuanwoxiuliantianfuburuni,nimenjiunengzheiyangjuedinglewoderensheng?rangworuzhuilongjia?”

xiaofanbuganxin,fennukaikou:“pingshenmeyaoxishengwo,laihuanquziyuanchengquanni!”

“chengquan?feiwu,nikongpashixiangduole。”xiaotianyaoleyaotou。

“zheigeshijie,qiangzheweizun,ruozhemeiyouzigeshuohua,nishengzaixiaojiadanniyounengweilexiaojiazuoshenme?haibushifeiwuyige,rangniruzhuilongjia,duinilaishuozhishixiaoxiaodexishengeryi,niyoushenmebuman?genghekuanglongjiakeshijingchuanchengdiyijiazu,nizheijiaogaopan,dongma?”

tingdaoxiaotianlenglengdeshengyin,xiaofanxinrusihui,huozhetazaojiugaimianduizheigexianshi。

zheigejiaduitaeryanshibinglengde。

piankehou,xiaofanyaozheya:“wobutongyi。wulunruhe,woyebutongyizheimenhunshi。”

“nibutongyi?”xiaotianlenghengyisheng,ranhouyiquanhuichu,kongqizhizhongfachu"sisi"pokongsheng,yiguquanfengjulangjiugekongdazhongxiaofandexiongkou。

“噗!”

beiquanfengdazhongdeshunjian,xiaofandakoutuxue,shentidaofeichuqu,zuzudaofeilewumi,zhuangzailedatingqiangmianzhishangcaitingxia,bangeshentixiangqianzaileqiangmianzhizhong。

xiaofanshentirutongsishiyibandiaoluoxialai,beihoudeqiangmianbeizachuleyigedakeng。

“kankanzheigefeiwuhaisimeisi。”xiaotianlenglengkaikou。

xiaofanxianruhunmi,piankehoutatingdaoerbianyouyigubingleng,meiyouganqingdeshengyinchuanlai,jiangtahuanxing。

“zhoutianxingdoutu,renzhu。”