【脑子寄存处】
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“chenxingde,nijiuyinggaijiaoquede!nizhibuzhidaozuorenzuizhongyaodeshishenme?”
chendekanzheduimianneiweimoushijidongdeyangzi,yishizhijianyemeiyoufanyingguolai。
tayemeixiangdaodajiazhengzaichumouhuaceheduipenni,zenmejiuturanrengchulaizheimeyigelinghunkaowen。
mazijishizhengchangde,danshiwendezheigewentibutaizhengchang。
chendeshitandao:“duofangcongjiangsuan?”
moushilengleyixia,suijidanaoduanlubuzhidaogaishuoshenme:“ni......”
kandaoduifangrucifanying,chendemeitouyizhou,nandaocuole?
talveweiyisikao:“nandaoshiquxing?”
chendeshuangshouyipai:“laozhao,wozhidaole,zuorenzuizhongyaodeshiyaozuoshu!”
ruanbingdukeshifeichangfeichangweixiandi!
jijizhidezijidiangezan,chadianjiuwanglezheimezhongyaodeshiqing。
zuorenyidingyaozuoshuren,guangdaohezhangqizaizheiyidianshangjiuzuodefeichanghao。
buguangshizuoren,zuoshenmefandouyidingyaozuoshu,fouzeqingzepaodulaxizhongzexiaomingbubao。
“ni......chusheng!”
chendebudong,tahenkunhuo,mingmingshiduifangmomingqimiaodewenleyigemomingqimiaodewenti,zenmefanguotoulaimata?
suirandajiabenlaijiushizaiduipen,danshizheicishibushiyoudiantaimomingqimiaole?
当然,这不重要。
takanxianglizhangfeng:“tianjia,woyouyidaozizhixiaoliangcai......”
lizhangfengzuijiaoyichouzhijiedaduantadehua:“xiaoliangcaideshiqingwomeixingqu,haishijiezhetaolunjueguguandeshiba。”
“nimeikoufua!nimeikoufu......”
lizhangfeng:......
chendetucaojijuhou,zhongxinkanxianglizhangfeng,yanshenzhongshanshuozhe【kuaicainawodemouhua】deguangmang......
lizhangfengkandaochenderucimoyanglveweitoutengderoulerounaoqiao,tanlekouqi,chenshengshuodao:“sheihaiyouqitafangfa?”
chendejianzhuangpielepiezui,jiafangjiushizheiyang,yongyuanbuqukaolvzuihaodefangan,bixubuduandegaifanganranhoucaihuixuanzediyiban。
zheigebbanbushangye......haishidejiezheshangde。
biekanzheibangrenshuoqilairerenaonaode,taolundaozuihounengxiangdaobizijidezhuyigenghaode,chendedaolichi......
suanle,youxiehuabunengshuodetaiman。
tingdaotianjiawenhua,butongyuqitamoushidemianlunanse,chendezaicijushou。
yijiandaotajushou,zaichangzhongrenquandouzuijiaoyichou......
lizhangfengweiwandeshuodao:“xingdea,wozhidaonijimouduo,danshi,youmeiyoubuquedede?”
chendewenyanjiangshouhuanhuanfangxia,shuangshoujiaotiyuxiongqian,xianruchensi。
jiandaozheiyimu,lizhangfenglveweisonglekouqi,tahuixiademoushizhongchendejueduishiqiaochu,gezhonglingrenyanqianyiliangdemouhuakeyishuoxinshounianlai,weiyideyihanjiushicirenming【de】zi【xingde】,danshijimouquede......
shenzhiyijingbunengyongquedelaixingrongle,taidule!
lizhangfengrenwei,zhiyaochendekenrenzhensikaoyigebuquededejimou,neiciciqinguojiuzhengshikaiqizhulutianxia!
suoyourendouzaidengzhechende,kongqiyipianjijing。
piankezhihou,chendezhanqishen,zaizhongrenqidaideyanshenzhonglangshengshuodao:“meiyou,gaoci!”
shuowanjiuzhuanshenlikaidadian,zuilibianhaimamalieliede......
李长风:!!!
moushimen:......
dajiayinyinhainengtingdaodadianwaichuanlai【xianlejiyoubuyong】【buyongdujirangwolaitaolungejimao】【danwuwogoulantingqu】dengshengyin。
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henxianran,chendeshiyigechuanyuezhe。
tabenshiyigeaoyejiabandeputongshechu,zhidaowanshangxiabanlushangqizhexiaodianlvzhuangledayun。
congneishihou,chendejinjiqidiandongcheyaodaitoukui。
zuoweiyimingchuanyuezhe,chendehenqingxingzijiyudaodeshilizhangfengzheizhongjunzhu。
huanchengbieren,jiutazheigeniaoxing,jiuzudoudezuochengcishen。
danlizhangfengjiubuzaiyizheixie,suoyichendekeyihaowugujidezhijielichang。
yeshiyinweilizhangfengdexingge,chendeyiyanjiukanchulaizheihuonengbunengchengweiyidaibazhuhaiyaolingshuo,danjueduinengsuanshangxiaoxiong。
zhibuguoxianzaihaiyouxiedaodedixian,danshimeiguanxi,chendekeyimanmanpeiyanglizhangfeng......
自家人知道自家事。
chendejiushiyigeputongdagongren,daxuebiyeranhouchengweishechu。
huidaogudaichumouhuaceyunchouweiwozhizhongjueshengqianlizhiwai,zheizhongshiqingzuozuomengjiuhaole。
zhanchangshangdejushishunxiwanbian,jiusuanchendezhidaoyixielishishangxiangsidejumian,neiyezhinengcongxiangsidejiaoduqukaolv。
yaoshizhendezhijieyonggongshijieti,sidoubuzhidaozenmeside!
erqie,zhenyaobimoulve,napachendezhennengshudulishi,yebuyidingnengbishangneimeduozhuanyemoushi,pingshenmezuomoushizhishou?
suoyi,chendegancuilingpixijing。
congyigexiandairendejiaodulaikan,tachuanyuedezheigedaludaodeshuizhunyouxiegao。
高到什么样子呢?
muqianyizhidedituyoujiuguo,jiuguodegaocengbicizhijiandouyouyinqin。
suoyi,dajiadashulezhiyaohuaqianjiunengbafuluquanbushuhuiqu,zheibushichedannime?
chendetingdaozheiqunrendedaodebiaozhunjingrangaodaorucidibu,shifenjingpei。
tadangshijiujuedingjituzhurenyixiedaodecengmiandezhenhan。
xitongzuoweichuanyuezhebiaopei,chendeyeyouyige。
buguo,tadexitongshuoyouyongbayongchuyebushihenda,zhuyaoshiyonglaizibao。
shuomeiyongba,haizhenteniangdeyouyong......
chendedexitongjiaozuo【zuiqiangmoushixitong】。
guanjianzaiyu,zheigediaoxitongjiao【moushixitong】quebujiazhili。
meidangchendedemoulvebeicaina,keyilveweizengjiayidianchendedetizhi,bingfudaiyicichoujiang。
choujiangchoudaodejiushigezhongrenwudefushenka,xiangdangyuqingshenshangshenyigeshichendaoliugeshichenbudeng。
fushenkayouhenduo,danmei!you!mou!shi!
dangchu,chendehaixunsizhezijiyaoshinengnongdaoyigekongmingfushenka,neibujiuwenleme,houlaicaifaxianjiangchiligenbenmeiyou。
lingwai,xitongqishihaiyouyigezuidadezuoyongjiushijiangchendeji“pingbi”le,zheiyidianbaohudeshituzhuren。
chendezuoweiyigexiandairen,manshendedoushixijunbingduhekangti。
ruguomeiyouxitongde“pingbi”,tajiushiwenyizhiyuan,huanqiulvxingyiquan,shijierenkouzuishaoyedejianban。
yebuyongxianjile,taqinzichumajiunengtongyitianxia。
chendeyijingchuanyuekuaisannianle,yigongdedaolesancichoujiangjihui。
yejiushishuo,zheisannian,lizhangfengzhicainaguosancichendedejimou......
chendeyecengwenguolizhangfengjiranbuxiangyongzijidejimou,weishenmebufangtahuijiazhongtian。
陈德早就想跑了!
lizhangfengbuyongtadejimou,xiangdangyulangfeiletadexitong,zheibugaitoumingzhuhaidengshenmeni?
wentishi,lizhangfengbufangren,bachendekandesiside,xiangtoupaoyebuxinga......
dangshilizhangfengyanshenshensuigaosuchende,bingbushichendedejimoubuhao,ershitahaixiangliugehaomingsheng,suoyibunengyongchendedejuehuji。
zhiyuweishenmebufangren,lizhangfengpabierenyonglechendedejimoubaqinguomieguo。
chendeduicichibiyitaidu。
zheixiedushurenhedanghuangdidenaozidouyouwenti,xiangyaohaomingsheng。
pingjiahaohuaineideranghourenlaishuo,haomingshengdinggepiyong。
jiushuozhengge,doumatashibaojun,kangedituzuihoudoudetaogexiaodaolainangta,doushuoqinershierwangbalabala......
wentishihoudaipaidianyingdianshijuneikeshishihuangdiyitongliuhe,yaomeshizhengmianxingxiangbaqicelouyaomeshizuizhongbossbaqigengcelou。
lishijiaokeshuliyeshizanyangtadegongji。
zaichendekanlai,lishishuzenmexiebuzhongyao,lishibenshenjiushiyigerenyouhoudaizhangquanzhesuiyitumodexiaoguniang。
读史书的才几个人?
dulishijiaokeshudeneideyouduoshaoren?!
genbenbuzaiyigeliangjishang。
jiunianyiwujiaoyusheinengbudujiaokeshua!
ruguolizhangfengzhennengjianlitongyiwangchao,daodedixiangenbenbuzhongyao......
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chuledadianbuyuan,chendejiukandaoleqinguodajiang,lizhangfengzhenzhengdexinfuaijiang——hanlongxiang。
chendemeitouyitiao,shangqianyaolouzhuhanlongxiangdejianbang:“yohe,jiebushihandajiangjunma,niganmaqu?”
hanlongxiangjianzhuangganmangwangpangbianyitiaobikailechende。
陈德:......
hanlongxiangzhijiegancuideshuodao:“boshuilaodashuo,ninianhuai,burangwogennishuohua。”
陈德:......
chendexiaodao:“cunxiaoa,boshuilaodashizaigennikaiwanxiaoni。zanliangzheixiongdiganqing,wohainengkengnibucheng?”
hanlongxiangchensishijimiaohou,hanhudao:“baobuqi......budui,neng!”
chenderoulerounaodai,tayebuzhidaohanlongxiangxiangdaoleshenme。
zhuyaoshizheijiniankenghanlongxiangdecishutaiduole,tayebuquedinghanlongxiangdaodixiangdaolenajianshi。
chendezhongxinshuodao:“jiusuanwokenenghuikengni,nandaowohainengkengboshuilaodabucheng?”
“neibuneng......ng,kendingbuneng!”
hanlongxiangyongyuqicijiashenlezijideduding。
zaihanlongxiangkanlai,tahechendeshipingji,chendeyoukeneng(huadiao),jueduihuikengta。
danshitamensangeganqinghao,suoyichendekengtagengduoleisiyuhaopengyouzhijiankaiwanxiao,buhuizhendewangsilikengren。
zuoweihaoxiongdi,hanlongxiangshizhidaochendezhenwangsilikengrenshishenmeyangde......
buguochendebuhuikenglizhangfeng,hanlongxianghenquexinzheiyidian。
dankengtayebuxinga,suoyihaishiyaotingboshuilaodadehua,bunenggenchenxingdeshuohua。
boshuilaodashuodemeicuo,boshuilaodaduiwozhenhao,heihei......
hanlongxiangzuozhanyongmengzhanliwushuang,shuyumengjiang,tongshiyeyouyixiehan。
yonggaoqingshangdehualaixingrongjiushiyigenjinmeinaozi**zhizhangerbaiwu......
hanlongxiangdeshenghuozhihuihezhengzhizhihuidouwei0。
danshi,hanlongxiangdezhanzhengxiujuequeshilamanle。
zaiyudaochendezhiqian,tajiushijiuguodingjianjiangling。
yudaochendehou,zhijiechengzhanshenle。
jiuguozhizhongjianglingwushu,benlaijiuxianyourennenggenhanlongxiangbaibaishouwan,xianzaigengshiliaoliaowuji。
yuanyinyehenjiandan,jiushichendetamensangerenhunshuleyihou,chendezhidaoledajiadezhanzhengfangshi,ranhoulianyexieleyibenshu。
shujidiyiyexiezhe【bingzheguidaoye】......
dazhanghainengbafulujifangle,mianduizheizhongzhandoufangshi,sunzibingfa,budui,chenzibingfazuyihengtuiyiqie。
chendebuyoudexiangdao,sunzibingfameiyouchulaizhiqian,haoxiangdajiayeshizheimedazhangde。
zhidaoyougequedewanyierxielezheimeyibenwuxiaxiandebingshu,dajiadedixianjiukaishiyuelaiyuedi......
zheigeshijiemeiyousunzibingfa,danshichendejibanlaile。
chendebukenengbeixiazhengbensunzibingfa,meineigeshili,yemeiyouxitongkaigua。
jideshaoxu,zaizijitianyoujiacuyifanjiukeyile。
duihanlongxianglaishuo,tayaoxuexidebushibingfa,ershidakaixinshijiededamen。
yiweidingjijianglingturanfaxian【e?yuanlaizhanghaikeyizheimeda?!】,neiqitarenhaiwangepia!
zheijiuhaoxiangyigexiaonianqingzibenxionghoudiaoerlangdang,tianfuhaodanshikongyoubaojianquebudongruheshizhan。
zhidaoyouyitiantaqulemengbalidianle38hao**tingting,yixiajiudunwule。
**!
原来仗还能这么打!
benlaijiuyoutianfu,youyichaodunwu,zheirangqitarenhaizenmewan,genbenmeifabile,chajutaidale!(shuodeshihanlongxiangdubingfadeshi。)
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chendekandaohanlongxiangyijiuxiaoxinjiebeideyangzi,tanlekouqi:“boshuilaodaxianzaizhengweijueguguanzhanshifachou,wogangxiangdaoyiji,nibangwoqugentashuoyishengba。”
hanlongxiangjingtidao:“niweishenmebuzijiqu?”
他多聪明啊!
陈德还想忽悠他?
肯定是要坑他!
“wohaiyouqitayaoshiqubandanwubude。erqie,wozuoweimoushizhishoumeiyoushangshengkongjianle,buxuyaogongji。”
hanlongxianglveweidiantou:“daoyeshi......kewohaoxiangyemeishenmeshangshengkongjianle。”
chendemeitouyitiao,zheihanpizenmezheishihouyoucongmingle。
“takaixinle,keyishangniyixiemeijiua,woyoubuaihejiu!”
“haoba,zhenghaowoyaoquzhaoboshuilaoda,niyoushenmeji?wotingting。”
chendekaojinhanlongxiangdigulejiju。
hanlongxiangzhoumeidao:“zheibushihunaome?!erqie,nishibushikanbuqiwo?”
“jueguguanshiguanzhongda,ninengbaozhengbuchupilouma?”
“我能!”
“wanyichulechacuo,niyibeizibiejianwoliang!”
“那我再想想。”
“suoyia,wozheizhaodechenggonglvgenggao,tingwode,niqugenlaodashuo。”
hanlongxiangzhizuoyahuazi:“zhentemaquedea!”
“keqianwanbieshuoshiwodeshuodea!nigaosulaodashinixiangde,zheiyangtacainenggaokanniyiyan!”
linzoushi,chendehaibuwangdingzhuhanlongxiangyiju。
hanlongxiangpaizhexiongfubaozheng:“xingdefangxin!”
chendesonglekouqi,chengle!
lizhangfengduitayoufangbeixin,danduihanlongxiangjueduixinren。
tongyangshiquedejimou,chendetichulailizhangfengjiuhuifouding,danhanlongxiangtichulaitajiukenengkaolvyixiale......
zheiyesuanshichendezuanlexitongdekongzi,zhiyaotatichudejimoubeilizhangfengcainajiuxing,shibushizhuanjietarenzhikoutichubingbuzhongyao。