第1章

【脑子寄存处】

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“chenxingde,nijiuyinggaijiaoquede!nizhibuzhidaozuorenzuizhongyaodeshishenme?”

chendekanzheduimianneiweimoushijidongdeyangzi,yishizhijianyemeiyoufanyingguolai。

tayemeixiangdaodajiazhengzaichumouhuaceheduipenni,zenmejiuturanrengchulaizheimeyigelinghunkaowen。

mazijishizhengchangde,danshiwendezheigewentibutaizhengchang。

chendeshitandao:“duofangcongjiangsuan?”

moushilengleyixia,suijidanaoduanlubuzhidaogaishuoshenme:“ni......”

kandaoduifangrucifanying,chendemeitouyizhou,nandaocuole?

talveweiyisikao:“nandaoshiquxing?”

chendeshuangshouyipai:“laozhao,wozhidaole,zuorenzuizhongyaodeshiyaozuoshu!”

ruanbingdukeshifeichangfeichangweixiandi!

jijizhidezijidiangezan,chadianjiuwanglezheimezhongyaodeshiqing。

zuorenyidingyaozuoshuren,guangdaohezhangqizaizheiyidianshangjiuzuodefeichanghao。

buguangshizuoren,zuoshenmefandouyidingyaozuoshu,fouzeqingzepaodulaxizhongzexiaomingbubao。

“ni......chusheng!”

chendebudong,tahenkunhuo,mingmingshiduifangmomingqimiaodewenleyigemomingqimiaodewenti,zenmefanguotoulaimata?

suirandajiabenlaijiushizaiduipen,danshizheicishibushiyoudiantaimomingqimiaole?

当然,这不重要。

takanxianglizhangfeng:“tianjia,woyouyidaozizhixiaoliangcai......”

lizhangfengzuijiaoyichouzhijiedaduantadehua:“xiaoliangcaideshiqingwomeixingqu,haishijiezhetaolunjueguguandeshiba。”

“nimeikoufua!nimeikoufu......”

lizhangfeng:......

chendetucaojijuhou,zhongxinkanxianglizhangfeng,yanshenzhongshanshuozhe【kuaicainawodemouhua】deguangmang......

lizhangfengkandaochenderucimoyanglveweitoutengderoulerounaoqiao,tanlekouqi,chenshengshuodao:“sheihaiyouqitafangfa?”

chendejianzhuangpielepiezui,jiafangjiushizheiyang,yongyuanbuqukaolvzuihaodefangan,bixubuduandegaifanganranhoucaihuixuanzediyiban。

zheigebbanbushangye......haishidejiezheshangde。

biekanzheibangrenshuoqilairerenaonaode,taolundaozuihounengxiangdaobizijidezhuyigenghaode,chendedaolichi......

suanle,youxiehuabunengshuodetaiman。

tingdaotianjiawenhua,butongyuqitamoushidemianlunanse,chendezaicijushou。

yijiandaotajushou,zaichangzhongrenquandouzuijiaoyichou......

lizhangfengweiwandeshuodao:“xingdea,wozhidaonijimouduo,danshi,youmeiyoubuquedede?”

chendewenyanjiangshouhuanhuanfangxia,shuangshoujiaotiyuxiongqian,xianruchensi。

jiandaozheiyimu,lizhangfenglveweisonglekouqi,tahuixiademoushizhongchendejueduishiqiaochu,gezhonglingrenyanqianyiliangdemouhuakeyishuoxinshounianlai,weiyideyihanjiushicirenming【de】zi【xingde】,danshijimouquede......

shenzhiyijingbunengyongquedelaixingrongle,taidule!

lizhangfengrenwei,zhiyaochendekenrenzhensikaoyigebuquededejimou,neiciciqinguojiuzhengshikaiqizhulutianxia!

suoyourendouzaidengzhechende,kongqiyipianjijing。

piankezhihou,chendezhanqishen,zaizhongrenqidaideyanshenzhonglangshengshuodao:“meiyou,gaoci!”

shuowanjiuzhuanshenlikaidadian,zuilibianhaimamalieliede......

李长风:!!!

moushimen:......

dajiayinyinhainengtingdaodadianwaichuanlai【xianlejiyoubuyong】【buyongdujirangwolaitaolungejimao】【danwuwogoulantingqu】dengshengyin。

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henxianran,chendeshiyigechuanyuezhe。

tabenshiyigeaoyejiabandeputongshechu,zhidaowanshangxiabanlushangqizhexiaodianlvzhuangledayun。

congneishihou,chendejinjiqidiandongcheyaodaitoukui。

zuoweiyimingchuanyuezhe,chendehenqingxingzijiyudaodeshilizhangfengzheizhongjunzhu。

huanchengbieren,jiutazheigeniaoxing,jiuzudoudezuochengcishen。

danlizhangfengjiubuzaiyizheixie,suoyichendekeyihaowugujidezhijielichang。

yeshiyinweilizhangfengdexingge,chendeyiyanjiukanchulaizheihuonengbunengchengweiyidaibazhuhaiyaolingshuo,danjueduinengsuanshangxiaoxiong。

zhibuguoxianzaihaiyouxiedaodedixian,danshimeiguanxi,chendekeyimanmanpeiyanglizhangfeng......

自家人知道自家事。

chendejiushiyigeputongdagongren,daxuebiyeranhouchengweishechu。

huidaogudaichumouhuaceyunchouweiwozhizhongjueshengqianlizhiwai,zheizhongshiqingzuozuomengjiuhaole。

zhanchangshangdejushishunxiwanbian,jiusuanchendezhidaoyixielishishangxiangsidejumian,neiyezhinengcongxiangsidejiaoduqukaolv。

yaoshizhendezhijieyonggongshijieti,sidoubuzhidaozenmeside!

erqie,zhenyaobimoulve,napachendezhennengshudulishi,yebuyidingnengbishangneimeduozhuanyemoushi,pingshenmezuomoushizhishou?

suoyi,chendegancuilingpixijing。

congyigexiandairendejiaodulaikan,tachuanyuedezheigedaludaodeshuizhunyouxiegao。

高到什么样子呢?

muqianyizhidedituyoujiuguo,jiuguodegaocengbicizhijiandouyouyinqin。

suoyi,dajiadashulezhiyaohuaqianjiunengbafuluquanbushuhuiqu,zheibushichedannime?

chendetingdaozheiqunrendedaodebiaozhunjingrangaodaorucidibu,shifenjingpei。

tadangshijiujuedingjituzhurenyixiedaodecengmiandezhenhan。

xitongzuoweichuanyuezhebiaopei,chendeyeyouyige。

buguo,tadexitongshuoyouyongbayongchuyebushihenda,zhuyaoshiyonglaizibao。

shuomeiyongba,haizhenteniangdeyouyong......

chendedexitongjiaozuo【zuiqiangmoushixitong】。

guanjianzaiyu,zheigediaoxitongjiao【moushixitong】quebujiazhili。

meidangchendedemoulvebeicaina,keyilveweizengjiayidianchendedetizhi,bingfudaiyicichoujiang。

choujiangchoudaodejiushigezhongrenwudefushenka,xiangdangyuqingshenshangshenyigeshichendaoliugeshichenbudeng。

fushenkayouhenduo,danmei!you!mou!shi!

dangchu,chendehaixunsizhezijiyaoshinengnongdaoyigekongmingfushenka,neibujiuwenleme,houlaicaifaxianjiangchiligenbenmeiyou。

lingwai,xitongqishihaiyouyigezuidadezuoyongjiushijiangchendeji“pingbi”le,zheiyidianbaohudeshituzhuren。

chendezuoweiyigexiandairen,manshendedoushixijunbingduhekangti。

ruguomeiyouxitongde“pingbi”,tajiushiwenyizhiyuan,huanqiulvxingyiquan,shijierenkouzuishaoyedejianban。

yebuyongxianjile,taqinzichumajiunengtongyitianxia。

chendeyijingchuanyuekuaisannianle,yigongdedaolesancichoujiangjihui。

yejiushishuo,zheisannian,lizhangfengzhicainaguosancichendedejimou......

chendeyecengwenguolizhangfengjiranbuxiangyongzijidejimou,weishenmebufangtahuijiazhongtian。

陈德早就想跑了!

lizhangfengbuyongtadejimou,xiangdangyulangfeiletadexitong,zheibugaitoumingzhuhaidengshenmeni?

wentishi,lizhangfengbufangren,bachendekandesiside,xiangtoupaoyebuxinga......

dangshilizhangfengyanshenshensuigaosuchende,bingbushichendedejimoubuhao,ershitahaixiangliugehaomingsheng,suoyibunengyongchendedejuehuji。

zhiyuweishenmebufangren,lizhangfengpabierenyonglechendedejimoubaqinguomieguo。

chendeduicichibiyitaidu。

zheixiedushurenhedanghuangdidenaozidouyouwenti,xiangyaohaomingsheng。

pingjiahaohuaineideranghourenlaishuo,haomingshengdinggepiyong。

jiushuozhengge,doumatashibaojun,kangedituzuihoudoudetaogexiaodaolainangta,doushuoqinershierwangbalabala......

wentishihoudaipaidianyingdianshijuneikeshishihuangdiyitongliuhe,yaomeshizhengmianxingxiangbaqicelouyaomeshizuizhongbossbaqigengcelou。

lishijiaokeshuliyeshizanyangtadegongji。

zaichendekanlai,lishishuzenmexiebuzhongyao,lishibenshenjiushiyigerenyouhoudaizhangquanzhesuiyitumodexiaoguniang。

读史书的才几个人?

dulishijiaokeshudeneideyouduoshaoren?!

genbenbuzaiyigeliangjishang。

jiunianyiwujiaoyusheinengbudujiaokeshua!

ruguolizhangfengzhennengjianlitongyiwangchao,daodedixiangenbenbuzhongyao......

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chuledadianbuyuan,chendejiukandaoleqinguodajiang,lizhangfengzhenzhengdexinfuaijiang——hanlongxiang。

chendemeitouyitiao,shangqianyaolouzhuhanlongxiangdejianbang:“yohe,jiebushihandajiangjunma,niganmaqu?”

hanlongxiangjianzhuangganmangwangpangbianyitiaobikailechende。

陈德:......

hanlongxiangzhijiegancuideshuodao:“boshuilaodashuo,ninianhuai,burangwogennishuohua。”

陈德:......

chendexiaodao:“cunxiaoa,boshuilaodashizaigennikaiwanxiaoni。zanliangzheixiongdiganqing,wohainengkengnibucheng?”

hanlongxiangchensishijimiaohou,hanhudao:“baobuqi......budui,neng!”

chenderoulerounaodai,tayebuzhidaohanlongxiangxiangdaoleshenme。

zhuyaoshizheijiniankenghanlongxiangdecishutaiduole,tayebuquedinghanlongxiangdaodixiangdaolenajianshi。

chendezhongxinshuodao:“jiusuanwokenenghuikengni,nandaowohainengkengboshuilaodabucheng?”

“neibuneng......ng,kendingbuneng!”

hanlongxiangyongyuqicijiashenlezijideduding。

zaihanlongxiangkanlai,tahechendeshipingji,chendeyoukeneng(huadiao),jueduihuikengta。

danshitamensangeganqinghao,suoyichendekengtagengduoleisiyuhaopengyouzhijiankaiwanxiao,buhuizhendewangsilikengren。

zuoweihaoxiongdi,hanlongxiangshizhidaochendezhenwangsilikengrenshishenmeyangde......

buguochendebuhuikenglizhangfeng,hanlongxianghenquexinzheiyidian。

dankengtayebuxinga,suoyihaishiyaotingboshuilaodadehua,bunenggenchenxingdeshuohua。

boshuilaodashuodemeicuo,boshuilaodaduiwozhenhao,heihei......

hanlongxiangzuozhanyongmengzhanliwushuang,shuyumengjiang,tongshiyeyouyixiehan。

yonggaoqingshangdehualaixingrongjiushiyigenjinmeinaozi**zhizhangerbaiwu......

hanlongxiangdeshenghuozhihuihezhengzhizhihuidouwei0。

danshi,hanlongxiangdezhanzhengxiujuequeshilamanle。

zaiyudaochendezhiqian,tajiushijiuguodingjianjiangling。

yudaochendehou,zhijiechengzhanshenle。

jiuguozhizhongjianglingwushu,benlaijiuxianyourennenggenhanlongxiangbaibaishouwan,xianzaigengshiliaoliaowuji。

yuanyinyehenjiandan,jiushichendetamensangerenhunshuleyihou,chendezhidaoledajiadezhanzhengfangshi,ranhoulianyexieleyibenshu。

shujidiyiyexiezhe【bingzheguidaoye】......

dazhanghainengbafulujifangle,mianduizheizhongzhandoufangshi,sunzibingfa,budui,chenzibingfazuyihengtuiyiqie。

chendebuyoudexiangdao,sunzibingfameiyouchulaizhiqian,haoxiangdajiayeshizheimedazhangde。

zhidaoyougequedewanyierxielezheimeyibenwuxiaxiandebingshu,dajiadedixianjiukaishiyuelaiyuedi......

zheigeshijiemeiyousunzibingfa,danshichendejibanlaile。

chendebukenengbeixiazhengbensunzibingfa,meineigeshili,yemeiyouxitongkaigua。

jideshaoxu,zaizijitianyoujiacuyifanjiukeyile。

duihanlongxianglaishuo,tayaoxuexidebushibingfa,ershidakaixinshijiededamen。

yiweidingjijianglingturanfaxian【e?yuanlaizhanghaikeyizheimeda?!】,neiqitarenhaiwangepia!

zheijiuhaoxiangyigexiaonianqingzibenxionghoudiaoerlangdang,tianfuhaodanshikongyoubaojianquebudongruheshizhan。

zhidaoyouyitiantaqulemengbalidianle38hao**tingting,yixiajiudunwule。

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原来仗还能这么打!

benlaijiuyoutianfu,youyichaodunwu,zheirangqitarenhaizenmewan,genbenmeifabile,chajutaidale!(shuodeshihanlongxiangdubingfadeshi。)

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chendekandaohanlongxiangyijiuxiaoxinjiebeideyangzi,tanlekouqi:“boshuilaodaxianzaizhengweijueguguanzhanshifachou,wogangxiangdaoyiji,nibangwoqugentashuoyishengba。”

hanlongxiangjingtidao:“niweishenmebuzijiqu?”

他多聪明啊!

陈德还想忽悠他?

肯定是要坑他!

“wohaiyouqitayaoshiqubandanwubude。erqie,wozuoweimoushizhishoumeiyoushangshengkongjianle,buxuyaogongji。”

hanlongxianglveweidiantou:“daoyeshi......kewohaoxiangyemeishenmeshangshengkongjianle。”

chendemeitouyitiao,zheihanpizenmezheishihouyoucongmingle。

“takaixinle,keyishangniyixiemeijiua,woyoubuaihejiu!”

“haoba,zhenghaowoyaoquzhaoboshuilaoda,niyoushenmeji?wotingting。”

chendekaojinhanlongxiangdigulejiju。

hanlongxiangzhoumeidao:“zheibushihunaome?!erqie,nishibushikanbuqiwo?”

“jueguguanshiguanzhongda,ninengbaozhengbuchupilouma?”

“我能!”

“wanyichulechacuo,niyibeizibiejianwoliang!”

“那我再想想。”

“suoyia,wozheizhaodechenggonglvgenggao,tingwode,niqugenlaodashuo。”

hanlongxiangzhizuoyahuazi:“zhentemaquedea!”

“keqianwanbieshuoshiwodeshuodea!nigaosulaodashinixiangde,zheiyangtacainenggaokanniyiyan!”

linzoushi,chendehaibuwangdingzhuhanlongxiangyiju。

hanlongxiangpaizhexiongfubaozheng:“xingdefangxin!”

chendesonglekouqi,chengle!

lizhangfengduitayoufangbeixin,danduihanlongxiangjueduixinren。

tongyangshiquedejimou,chendetichulailizhangfengjiuhuifouding,danhanlongxiangtichulaitajiukenengkaolvyixiale......

zheiyesuanshichendezuanlexitongdekongzi,zhiyaotatichudejimoubeilizhangfengcainajiuxing,shibushizhuanjietarenzhikoutichubingbuzhongyao。