第1章
“fanrensuming，sizixiuxian，bujingtiandi，bulishenfo！”
仙！佛！妖！
sanjiezhinei，suoyoujiaodeshangminghaodeshili。
jinridoujiangmuguangtouxiangletongyigedifang——
斩仙台！
bushiweileshenpanshubainianqiandeqitiandasheng。
yebushiweileweijiaonalugaishiyaohuang。
jinrizheichangsanjiezhumudeshenghui，zhujiaozhiyouyige。
yigemingbujianjingchuanderenzusanxian——
苏明！
cishicike，tajiuguizaizhanxiantaidebaiyudizhuanshang。
shenpanzhuwei，bingfeitiantingzhengshen。
ershixifangjiaoshenpijiasha，jinguangliuzhuande【zhenyumingwang】！
weiyandemianrongshang，shuangyanshajibilu。
“erzaifanjianchangkuangwudu！lianhuiwofomenmiaoyujiushijiuzuo，duanwofomenchuanchengxianghuo，xieduwofowushangzunyan！”
tashengdiaodouranbagao，shayihuazuoshizhihanfeng，xijuanquanchang。
“其罪，当诛！”
轰！
众仙哗然。
“jiushijiuzuomiao？zheixiaozishifenglema？baxifangjiaodegendoukuaibaolea！”
“wotingshuoxiajieyouxiemiaoyuqueshi......ke，danzheidanziyetaifeile，buyaomingle？”
“qishipidadianshi！zhinengguaizheixiaoziyunqibuhao，zhisuoyixingshidongzhong，xifangjiaozheishiyaoshajijinghou，natalaizhongsuweiyanni！sheirangtameibeijingmeikaoshan！”
“ai！kankanrenaojiuxingle，zougeguochang，denghuieryiqiyuejiu！”
“kexilezheizhanglian，zhangdedaoshizhouzheng，jiushinaozibuhaoshi，resheibuhaorezheibangtulv？”
yilunshengruchaoshuibanyonglai。
jiasuozhixia，suminghuanhuantaiqiletou。
taqueshi“naozibuhaoshi”。
yinwei......tayagenbuzhidao！
zheili，jingtemeshihonghuangshijie！
zuoweiyimingchuanyuezhe，takaozhezijideyilikuxiuchengxian。
zhizhidaozijisuozaideneipiantudishang，youxuduosuoweide“fotang”，buguoshixieqiyaliangshan、souguamingaodeebachaoxue！
heqianshiyixierenmogouyangdejiahuo，youhequbie？！
taxingxiazhangyi，zaleneixiezangwunagoudeheimiao。
quemeixiangdao，jingshizhijietongpoletian！
zheixiesuoweide“fo”，dalexiaodelaidade，wuxianlianhuantao！
“wozheishitongleduodadelouzi？”
苏明心中一片冰凉。
simianbafangtoulaideweiya，zhongdexiangbeilezuotaishan。
“kewozuocuoleshenme？”
“wobuguoshizalejigepizheshenfowaiyideheishehuiwodianeryi！”
“cuojiucuozaiwomeishili，haimeibeijing！”
wubiandefennuyubugan，zaitaxiongzhongzhakai！
罢了！
破罐子破摔！
mianduimantianshenfodeshenshi。
苏明非但没有恐惧。
fanerzuijiaoliekai，chechuyigejijuchaofengdehudu。
zheigexiaorong，peishangtashenshangpolandeqiufu，xiandeyichangciyan。
tabojingqingjinbaoqi，shixianrujian，zhicizhenyumingwang！
shengdangzuorenjie，siyiweiguixiong。
fanzhenghengshudoushigesi，buruzaizheixiejiahuomianqianzhuangbodade。
renkeyibuhuo，danbukeyimeihuo！
“庙，是我砸的！”
“xianghuo，shiwoduande！”
shengyinqinglanghongliang，meiyoudongyongsihaofali。
quepingzheyiguhaoranzhengqi，chuanbianlezhenggezhanxiantai！
“wozade，shiguazhefotuozhiming、xingeguizhishidemiaoyu！”
“woduande，shisouguaqiongkubaixingxuehan、biderenjiaporenwangdexianghuo！”
sumingyongjinquanshenliqi，shengyinbeifenjuejue！
“wo，suming，hezuizhiyou？！”
yishengzhiwen，wanruyidaojiutianjinglei，henhenpikailezhanxiantaishangkongneizhuangyansumudefenwei！
疯了！
这小子一定是疯了！
yigewumingxiaozu，jinggandangzhesanjiezhongshengdemian，rucidingzhuangxifangjiaodezhenyumingwang？！
“ta......tajuranganzheimegenzhenyumingwangshuohua？”
“youyisi，tashuodeshizhendema？fomenzaixiajie，zhenderucibukan？”
“guantazhenjia，tajintiandousidingle！xifangjiaodemianzi，bitiandidezhiyihaida！”
guoran，gaozuoliantaizhishangdezhenyumingwang，lianseshunjianchenlexiaqu。
chaneijian，zhanxiantaishangkongfengyunbianse。
neiyuanbenyoufoguangzuchengdejinsexiangyun，shunjianfangunzhehuazuoleqianhuisedenuyun，leitingshanshuoqizhong。
yigukongbudaojidiandeweiya，rutongshizhihuadetaigushenshan，congtianerjiang。
轰！
sumingzhijuedequanshendegutoudouzaifachubeiming。
xigaixiadebaiyudizhuanchengshoubuzhuzheigushenwei，yijing“kaca”yisheng，bengliechuzhuwangbandeximiliehen。
tayongyachisisidiyaozhuxiachun，nongzhongdexuexingweishunjianzaikouqiangzhongmiman。
danpingzhezheigujutongdailaideqingxing，taqiangchengzhejiliang，zaimantianshenfodezhushixia，tingdebizhi！
“呵......”
“mingwanghaochengfofawubian，cibeiweihuai，weihebujianfanjianbaixingzhijiku？”
“weihebuwenzuoxiamiaoyuzhiexing？”
tajiannandizaicitaitou，muguangsaoguozhenyumingwangneizhangyijingheiruguodidelian，yiziyidundizhiwen。
“shibuneng，haishibuyuana？！”
zheizhuxinzhiwen，rangzhenyumingwangyanzhongdeshajijihuningweishizhi！
sumingmeiyoutingxia，saoshisizhou。
kanxiangneixiegaogaozaishangdetiantingzhongxian。
kanxiangneixieshibuguanjidesihailongwang。
kanxiangneixieshenqinggeyidechimeiwangliang。
huobuxie，huolianmin，huosisuo。
dangengduode，shichuncuidelengmoyukanxi！
yiguqiansuoweiyoudebeiliangyufennuyongshangxintou！
“诸位上仙！”
tasihouzhe，shengyinchuanbianquanchang。
“nandaoxiuxingdedao，bianshiweilegaozuoyunduan，lengyanpangguan，buwenfanchenshanelema？！”
“neiwobeixiushi，ouxinlixue，nitianerxing，suoqiude，jiujingyoushishenme？！”
zheifanhua，rutongyijizhongchui，henhenzazailezaichangbushaochushenfanren、lijingqianxinwankucaidedaochengxiandexianjiaxintou。
tamenneikezaoyibeixianqixidideqingchetongtou、gujingwubodedaoxin。
sihuzaicishicike，youlexiexulianyi。
shia，xiuxian，daodishiweileshenme？
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“一派胡言！”
镇狱明王怒喝出声。
“fofahongda，puduzhongsheng，qirongnizheixiaoxiaozuixianzaiciwangjiachuaice！”
“nihuiwofotang，duanwoxianghuo，bianshiyuwozhenggexifangjiaoweidi！”
“cinaibushezhizui，tiandinanrong！”
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“哈哈哈哈！”
苏明放声大笑。
“haoyigeyunifomenweidi！”
“haoyigetiandinanrong！”
taxiaodeyanleidoukuaichulaile，zhizhezhenyumingwang，yiziyiju。
“yuanlaizaimingwangyanzhong，fomendelianmian，bifanjianyiwanshenglingdekunanjiaqilaihaiyaozhongyao！”
“zheiyangdefo，bujingyeba！”
ciyanyichu，zhenyumingwangchediheilelian。
tashenhoudeluohanjingangmen，gengshigegemiandainurong，foguangdouyincierbiandezaodongbuwen，lianshangyinyinyouheiqifuxian。
suishizhunbeichushou，zhenyazheigedanibudaodekuangtu！
raner，zaizheipianjinguangcancan、nuyibofadefotuozhenyingzhong，queyouyigeyilei。
neishiyigeshenpijiashadehouzi。
jibianchenglefo，tayejingbuxiaxinlaipantuidazuo。
ershixiangzaihuaguoshandangshandawangshiyiyang。
yizhijiaocaizailiantaibian，shenziwaixiezhe，shouzhouchengzhexigai，baiwuliaolaidikanzhechangzhongdeyiqie。
斗战胜佛，孙悟空！
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