只想躺平,却被系统逼成神豪第2章

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jiduobaiyunmanyouyoudipiaoguo,xiangjilecikedewo。

shufushishufu,danyeyoudianxiuchi。

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“bieluanzhi,meilimao。”nianqingdemamalianmanglazouhaizi,xiaoshengdiguzhe,“gujishigongzuotaileile,keliandenianqingren。”

我:“……”

dajie,niwuhuile,wozhishidanchundizaiwanchengyigeqiguaiderenwu。

shijianyifenyimiaodiguoqu,wodezishicongbiaozhunde“anxiangtang”,zhujianbiandeniuqu。boziyoudiansuan,yaoyoudianjiang,tebieshitaiyangxue,beiyangguangshaidetutuzhitiao。

yuanlai,xinwupangwuditangyigexiaoshi,yeshigejishuhuo。

jiuzaiwokuaiyaojianchibuzhu,xiangfangeshendeshihou,naohaizhongdejixieyinzaicixiangqi。

【renwudaojishi:wufenzhong。】

【youqingtishi:jianchijiushishengli,xianyudeshengli,yeshishengli。】

zheipoxitonghaihuiguanjitang?

woyaoleyaoya,bishangyanjing,kaishizaixinlimoshu。

sanbai,erbaijiushijiu,erbaijiushiba……

dangshudao“yi”deshihou,neidaotianlaizhiyinzhongyujianglin。

【叮!】

【新手任务完成!】

【renwupingjia:hegedexianyu,zishibiaozhun,qingxuwending,chenggongxiangshijiezhanshiletangpingdeyishu。】

【zhengzaifafangxinshoujiangli……】

来了!来了!

wojidongdechadiancongzhangyishangdanqilai。huishishenme?yibijukuan?rangwocongciyishiwuyou?haishishenmeshenqidejineng?

wodexinzangpengpengzhitiao,chongmanleduiweilaidemeihaohuanxiang。

raner,xitongjiexialaishuochudehua,querangwozhenggerendoushihuale。

【jiangli:yundingshangyedashasuoyouquan。】

……

……

啥玩意儿?

womengdizuoqishen,taoletaoerduo,yiweizijitingcuole。

“xitong,nizaishuoyibian?jianglishishenme?”

【jiangli:yundingshangyedashasuoyouquan。xiangguanwenjianyitongguoteshuqudaolurusuzhushenfenxinxi,bingfasongzhidashawuyeguanlichu。suzhukesuishiqianwangjieguan。】

我彻底傻了。

云顶商业大厦!

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xianzai,nigaosuwo,zheidongloushiwodele?

开什么国际玩笑!

“xitong,nishibushichubugle?”wonanyizhixindiwendao。

【benxitongcongbushiwu。xianyuzhishen,yanchufasui。】xitongdeshengyinyijiubingleng,quedaizheyizhongburongzhiyideweiyan。

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zaigongyuantangyigexiaoshi,jiangliyidonglou?

zheibiwangluoxiaoshuohailipu!

woqialezijidatuiyiba,si,zhenteng。bushizuomeng。

可……这怎么可能?

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jiuwozheigeyangzi,qugenrenshuowoshiyundingdashadexinzhuren?

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wodejiaobuyouxiexufu,meiyibudouxiangshicaizaimianhuashang。

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