“跪下！！”
chenjisanrenyeshideyi，zongsuanshilaileyigenenggouzhidezhutangyunderen。
tamengenzhelihe，“meicuo，guixia，jidaguanjiaguixia，nizheigewonangfei！”
“jizhunideshenfen，nizhishiruzhuidewonangfei，zaijijia，nijiushiyitiaogou。erwo，shiweiyangnidezhuren！”jilandunlihedao！
neiliangmingfeiyongyaotou，tanxibuyi。
“youdianhouhuibadaguanjiahanlaile。”
“guyezheibanbeixiuru，ruoshitagaozhifuren，womenchibuledouzhezou。”
“suanle，tanengfouguodezheiyiguan，haishiweizhizhishuni。”
liangrenbuzaiduoxiang，zhishijuede，tangyunzheici，duobanshibadaguanjiadezuisile，yexu，zheiyicijiuhuibeijijiazhuchujiamen！
tangyunhuanhuandizouguoqu，kanzhegaoaodedaguanjia，tataiqishoulai，yibazhangguoqu！
啪！
jilandundelian，dunshibeidazhong！
tangyundanrandao：“woshuoguo，dani，buxuyaodengmingtian！”
“ni，nigandawo！？”
jilandunwuzhelian，buganzhixin，nudao，“wokeshijijiadedaguanjia，niququyigefeiwu，jingrangandawo？”
“给你脸了！？”
tangyunlenghengyisheng，yijiaoguoqu，bajilandundeshuangtuixigaidoujitisui，ranhouzaicishangshou，jiangtashuangshoudegutoudoujiniesui！
砰！
zuihou，yijiaoguoqu，jiangrenjitifeichushijimi。
噗！
jilandunpenchuyikouxuelai，canjiaoyisheng，guizaidishang，“biedalebiedale，qiuqiuni，biedale，zaida，wojiuyaobeidasile！”
他怕了。
takeshisanliuwuzhe，zaijijiayesuanshiyigerenwu，qingsongnengduifuersanshigeputongren，jingranzaitangyunshouxia，haowuhaishouzhili。
errujin，tabeitisuilexigai，niebaoleshuangshou，chedichenglefeiwu。
这一辈子，都完了。
jijiabuhuiyaotazheizhongfeiwuguanjiade，sanyeyehuipaoqita！
guer，tabudebuqiurao，buran，huigengcan！
jilandunliangundaipadeqilai，paodaotangyunmianqian，ranhouputongyishengdeguixiaqu，butingdeketou！
“wuwuwu，guye，qiunifangguowoba。wojiushiyigepingtoulaobaixing，wojiushiputongren，ninbunengqifuwozheigeputongren！”
tangyunlengxiaozhe，“nibiewuruputongrenle！jizhu，nizhishiyitiaogou！？”
“shishishi，wojiushiyitiaogou，qiuguyefangguowoba，qiuqiunile，wuwuwu，biezaidale，zaida，wojiuzhendeyaosile。”
jilandundaguanjiabutingdiketouqiurao，zuibahaibutingdikexue！
bianshangdechenjisanrenqueyijingshaleyan，mudengkoudai，ganjinquchanfujilandundaguanjia！
“daguanjia，ninzenmejitaguixiale，kuaiqilaia，ninkeshidaguanjia。jiusuanshifurenjianleni，douyaojinisanfenmianzide！”
“ninbunengguixia，ninkuaiqilaia。ninshisanliuwuzhe，kuaidiandongyongwuli，bazheigefeiwujidasia！”
砰砰砰！！
jilandunqueshihaishisanliuwuzhe，cishiqiangtiyikouqi，taishoujiubachenjisangerendoujipaisuilenaodai！
tazhengninglihedao：“nimensangefeiwu，ruguobushinimen，laozihuibianchengzheiyang？qusiqusi，nimendouqusi……”
taxiesidilidelihepaoxiao，zhengningerfengkuang！
gaodingzheiyiqiezhihou，tacaishidakouchuanqi，zaikantangyun，ranhouyouketouqiurao，beiweishenzhishibeijianwubi！
“guye，guye，qiuqiunin，fanglewo……”
砰！！
“滚！”
tangyuntaijiao，jiangjilandunjitifeichulejiamen，luozaidamaluzhishang。
zheiyijiao，zukejiantadeshili。
suihou，tazaikanxiangneiliangmingfeiyong，danrandao：“bajialiqingsaoyixia！”
liangmingfeiyongzhijinhaishijingkongbuyi，meixiangdao，guyejingranrutongbianleyigeren！
tabuzaishiweiweinuonuo，nilaishunshou，tajingranbiandezheimeqiangshi，liandaguanjiademianzidoubuji，haijidafeile！！
tazheimezuo，pashiyaobasanyejidezuisia！！
buguo，tamensuiranhaipa，quebuganweibeitangyundemingling，ganjinbajialijishoushiyixia，jiuyaoquzuofan。
cishi，tamencaixiangqi，tamendezhize！
“dengyixia，nimenkeyigunle！”
tangyunquemeiyourangtamenjixuzuofan，ershipingdandao，：“lijigunchutangjia，nimenbeikaichule！”
liangmingfeiwuzhenhandekanzhetangyun，shensefuza，jicibianhuan，xiangyaoqiurao，danshizuihoubianchengbugan！
ranhou，tamenchenmodedizhetou，huiqushoushidongxi，bianshikuaisulikai！
出了门。
liangmingfeiyongehenhendiduishiyiyan，“made，zheigefeiwuzenmebiandezheimeqiangyingle，ganjinhuiqugaosusanshener。”
tamenyequchanfudaguanjia，ranhousangerenmamalieliedezoule，doushibiaoshi，yaohuiqubinggaojijiazu，rangjiazuchumian，mieletangyun！！
ququyigenvxu，jingranganzheimexiaozhang！！？
bajialidebaileidoujiqinglidiaozhihou，tangyunzhangzhangdeshuleyikouqi！
“xiangbudaobabainiangonglijingranzheimelihai，wofangcaizhiyonglewanfenzhiyideliliang，jiubayigesanliuwuzhedaguanjiajifeile。”
“buguotineililianghaishitaiqiangdale，xuyaohaohaodishuxiyixiacaixing！”
唐运暗中呢喃。
zhiyuliuzhedaguanjiahefeiyongdehuokou，tagenbenbujupa，tashenzhidoubujupatamenhuidaojijiaqugaozhuang！
ruoshigaozhuangle，tazhenghaokeyichenjibajijiayejizhengdunyixia！
rujindetangyun，yijingbushiwuxiaameng，renrenqiruzhibei。
tayoubabainiangonglidedazongshi，haiyoujiqianyidecaifu。ququyigejijia，taishoukemie！
ruobushijijialaoyezijiweixiongyutafuqinyoujiu，zaitakunnanzhishi，zhaotaweixu，tazaojiulikaile！
buguorujinshilitisheng，tangyunjuede，takeyihaohaodibalaopojiruqinjizhuidaoshou！
neikeshitadexintourou，zhilengzhire，wailengneiredelaopo！
必须，追到手！
咕咕咕！！
zhenghusiluanxiangdeshihou，tangyunqueshiduzigugujiaole，tabantianmeichidongxi，yijingele！
“kuaiyaozhongwule，chuquchidunhaode。”
tangyunkebuhuikuidaiziji，jichenglebaqianyicaifu，meitianguangshilixidounengruzhangdajibaiwan，taziranshiyaohaohaodikaolaoziji！
至于继续在家做饭。
zuofanshishenmedongxi？tajiusuandundunchiwaimai，yejueduibuhuijixuzuofandele！
quchechumen，tangyunzhibenxianghaishixinkaideyijiashangcheng，laidaodinglou，jingzhierru【fulushoudajiudian】！
zheijiajiudiannaishiguoneichimingdedajiudian，youduojiafendian，zhongyukaidaolexianghaishi！
chuanwenweidaobucuo，tangyunzaojiuxiangyaolaishiyishile，zhishizhiqiandeta，genbenmeiqian，yebuxiangchumen！
shijishang，zhiqiandetangyun，yijingbannianmeichumenle。
yinweibannianqian，tachumen，zongshiyinweizhuixudeshenfen，beirenqiru。
guer，suoxingbuchumenle。
rujinwushirenfei，taziranbuhuijixuzhaizaijiali，chumenlangle！
“jingli，jiwokaiyijianzuidadebaojian，ranhoubanimenzheierzuihaodecaiyao，doujiwoshangyifen。”
tangyunkaikou，bianshihaoqichongtian！
jiudianjinglikandaota，qidubufan，rongmaojunxiu，buxiangshiputongren，bianshihenkuaiquanpai！
kaihaolebaojian，caiyaohenkuaijiushanglaile，tangyunguanzaibaojianli，dachidahe！
“真好吃。”
“haoxiangwotarudazongshijingjiezhihou，henrongyijiuele，yaochidegengduocaixing！”
tangyunchizhegezhongmeishi，xinlidigu。
yexingkuizijiyoujiqianyi，fouzezheigechifa，huanzuoyiqian，gujihuiqiongsi！
zhengdangtaxiangzhe，yaobuyaodabaoyifen，ranhouqutanwangyixialaopodeshihou，baojiandamenbeirenqiaoxiangle！
砰砰砰！
yourenqiaomen，ranhouchuanlainvrendeshengyin，“limianderenshishei？keyibazheigebaojianrangjiwome？”
tangyunhaimeishuohuani，baojiandamenjiubeirendakaile！
yingruyanliande，naishiyigeshencaigaotiao，liuzheheizhizhangfa，shenchuanhuaguiqipaodenvzi，ershilaisui，youzheyongronghuaguizhitai！
tacaizhegaogenxie，getoubitangyunhaiyaogaochuyixie，jugaolinxiadefushizhetangyun！
shangxiadaliangleyixiatangyun，bianshibuxiedeyongbikonghengheng！
bianshang，haizhanzhejiudianjingli。
erjiudianjinglizeshiyilianwunai，duitangyunbaoyiqianyideweixiao。
“tangxiansheng，zheiweishijinnvshi，taxiangyaozaizheieryanke，qingtaweihunfuchifan。suoyi，xiangqingnin……”
nvrensaoleyiyantangyun，dunshixintouyizhen，muguangyizhi！
好帅！
好英俊！
takande，jingranyouxiexindong！
babainiangongliguantizhihou，tangyundeshentidoushoudaolegaizao，bujintigeqiangheng，jiushiwaimaodoubiandeyingjunjifen！
“ni……”jinnvshizhengdasuanshuoshenme，zhangkaikou，koushuiqueliuxialaile！
“……”
tangyunduizheigenvren，meiyourenhedehaogan，lengdandao：“gun，biedaraowochifan！”
taduiyuzhigaoqiyangdenvren，conglaidoubujiacise！
除了，他老婆！
jinnvshiwenyan，lengleyixia，suijiconghuachiyang，biandezhengning，zhenggerendousenlenglejifen！
“nizhidao，nizaigensheishuohuame？”
“wokeshixianghaishijinjiadinvjinzhishan，laoniangdeweihunfunaishisidajiazuzhiyichenjiaeryechentianhudedixizhangzichenkeli！！”
tangyundanrandao：“e，gun！”
jinzhishanlijibaozou，zhenggerenqishidoubiandebuyiyangle！
haiconglaimeiyourenganduitarucifangsi，jingranjieerliansande，rangtagun！！？
“wojinjiazaizheiershuoyibuer，woweihunfuchenjiachenkeligengshifangyuanbailidexiaobawang，niganrangwogun！？”
啐！
tayikoutuomopenchu，zhijietuzailetangyundezhuoshang，sankai，jiandefancaidoushitadekoushui！
“chichichi，laoniangrangnichigegou，goudongxi，jingranganxiurulaoniang！？”
tangyunfangxialekuaizi，lianseshunjiansenlengwubi！