第2章 我一小鲜肉,你让我下厨?

duiyuningxiaodejieshi,zhongwangyouzhijuedetashizaijiaobian,shenzhigengkendingtabuhuizuofan。

【haishangdetingtangxiadechufang,wochadianjiuxinlenideguihua,sheibudongnishiyigetuotuodefeiwua!】

【wuyuzi,yiqianhaibeishuoshiyigexiaoshaoye,ganshashabuhui,erxianzaiyouhuizuofanle?】

【wokana,zheigeningxiaojiushihaowuzizhizhiming,tingtanghechufangnagetapeideshangde?】

【dele,dahuoerjiuzuodengkantahuoshaochufangba。】

【woganglaide,zheigexiaogeshenmeqingkuang?zenmenimendouzaichangshuai?】

……

‘吱嘎’

chezihuanhuantingxia,ningxiaozouxiache,shenleyigelanyao。

taoyuancun,nanfangpianyuanxiaoshancun。

huanjingjiurutongmingzi,yushigejueqieningjing、meihao。

yuanlichengshidexuanxiao,kongqilingrengandaoshenqingqishuang。

yipaipaidefangzijiaocuozachen,kanderenxinqingyuyue。

ningxiaonazhexinglizouzaiqianmian,xiaozheshuodao:“neigeercengloujiushiwojiale。”

zhenggecunzizhiyousanjiaercengloufang,ningxiaojiazaizhengdongbian。

cunlidexiaolushifenganjing,shierhaiyouxiaohaigenzaihoumianhaoqidigenzhezou。

lushangyudaolaoxiang,ningxiaoyexiaozhedazhaohu。

“daboniang,chifanmeiyou?”

“shu,nizheishiganshaqua?”

“shitouge,haojiubujianya。”

……

sheyingshiyuwangyoumenqinyankandaotacongshuaiqijianjianzhuanbianweijiediqi,dunshiyouxiejingya。

然而,这还没完。

zainingxiaohuidaojialideshunjian,ningmuyilianxiaoyizouchulai:

“ya,erzihuilaila,kendingleihuaileba?”

“nimenyexinkule,lailailai,ganjinjinlaizuoba。”

ningmuzhangdecimeishanmu,xiaoqilaishi,huirangrengandaoshifendeqinqie。

zhaohuzhesheyingshimenzuoxia,ranhouhanzhengzaichufangdeningfuchulaipaocha。

“nimenhechaxiehuier,zheishiwomenzijishaidehuacha,henbucuoda。”

“eduile,erzi,niganjinquhuanyishenyifuba。”

ningmukanlekanningxiaochuandebaiseyundongzhuang,cuicudao。

sheyingshiyuwangyouhaiyiweitashiguanxinerzi,suoyimeitaizaiyi。

raner,dangningxiaoxizheyitiaoweiqunzouchulaishi,zhengzaihechaxiexidesheyingshimen:“……”

‘噗呲,咳咳’

【wokao,zheishishenmexinzaoxing?】

【yuanlaimamashuode“huanyifu”,jiushixiweiqun?!】

【womeikancuoba???zheishiningxiao???】

【yiqiantingshuoshigeniangniangqiang,haibutaixin,xianzaixinle。】

【shenmeqingkuang?tazheishiyaokaishizouxiexingluxianma?】

【wonengdongsheyingshimendeganshou,gangcaiwozhijieyikoutangpenzaidiannaoshang,zabanyajiarenmen,yaokule。】

……

ningxiaoyijiakandaotamenkesougebuting,dunshidoubeihedaole。

“aiyou,zheishizadele?shibushichashuitaitangzuile?”

“laoning,wodougennishuole,bieyongkaishuipaocha,rongyibeitangdao。”

ningfuyilianwugu:“meiya,womeiyongkaishui,woyongwenshuipaode。”

liangshouchazaiweiqundoulimiandeningxiaojianci,lianmangnazhijindijitamen。

“tamenkenengshihebuguanhuacha,haihaoba?”

sheyingshimenfenfenhuishou,lianjingtouyegenzheyiqidoudongqilai。

shenmehebuguanhuachaa,fenmingshibeinizheishenzaoxingheleyitiao。

“keke,ningxiao,nizhenquedingyaozheimechuan?”

sheyingshirenweiyoubiyaotixingtayiju。

ningxiaoditoudaliangziji,weiqunganjingzhangduanzhenghao。

完全没毛病啊!

“quedinga,doushizheimechuande,meishawentia!”

yipangningfumanlianhanhou,jianghuachahuanchenglewenshui,hanshoudao:

“duiya,zheimechuan,yifucaibuhuibeinongzang。”

wenyan,sheyingshimencaizhuyidao,ningfushenshangjingranyexizheweiqun,dapeiduifanglianshangdehuzi,kanshangquyouxiehuaji。

sheyingshichouzhefuziliangdebiaoqingyouxieguguai。

【hahahaha,wojuedeningxiaobabahaokeaia!】

【ningxiaomamayehenreqing,kanqilaihenhaoxiangchu!】

【budebushuo,cunlidehuanjingqueshibucuo。】

【ningxiaobushishuojialikaishanzhuangdema?jiuzhei?yetaixiaoleba?】

【kenengshishuochulaihuyouzanmende。】

danmuli,wangyouduiningxiaodehuaiyixianluwuyi。

sheyingshicongweiqundailaidejingyazhonghuiguoshen,yexiangqixianqianningxiaoshuodehua,haoqiwen:

“ningxiao,nibushishuonijiakaishanzhuangdema?shanzhuangni?”

ningxiaozhixiangmenqianyikuaimupai,youzhixiangjiahoumiandedashan:

“youshanyouzhuangyuan,buzhengshiningjiashanzhuangma?”

yigesheyingshikangzheshexiangjizouguoqu,duizhunmupaishangyijingdiaosede“ningjiashanzhuang”sizi。

“ba,jialidouyoushenmecai?jinwanwoxiangchijunzi。”

ningmujimeigeshexiangshifayibaguazi,xiaodao:

“zijiqushanshangcai,qianjitiangangxiayu,youhenduoni。”

“ganghao,jinwanyerangnibaduozuojigehaocai,zhaodaizheixiepengyoumen。”

ningxiaojinchufangnashangkuangjiuwangwaizou,sheyingshimenjingenqihou。

“ding,rencaipeiyangxitongbangdingchenggong。”

zouzaishangshandelushang,yidaoqingcuideshengyinzaidanaolichuanlai。

shashijian,ningxiaojuedewenle!

xitong,meigechuanyuezhebibeidewaigua。

taxinliyoudianxingfen,xiangxiangdequanshijinhouruhezaiwutaishangdafangyicai,churentoudi。

jibianzijishigechaohudeaidou,yejueduinengkaozhexitongzaidufanshen!

“gongxisuzhuwanchengbangding,jianglixinshoudalibaoyifen。”

ningxiaoshifenqidai:“xinshoudalibao?rangwoqiaoqiaolimianyoushenmehaodongxi。”

“ding,suzhuhuodejiangli,wuganlingmindu+10。”

xiayike,ningxiaofaxianzijisihunengtingjiandashanshenchushengyin。

mianqianjingsebiandeqingxi,xiujueyegengweilingmin,gengshinengwendaoqianfangjimiyuantuzibabawei。

好厉害!

haimeidengtazaixixiganshoushentishangdebianhua,xitongtishiyinyouxiangqile。

“anzhaosuzhushanzhangfangxiang,zhidingpeiyangfangxiang。”

“chushi:naqicaidaonijiushizhenbanshangdezhuzai。”

ningxiao:“……!!!”

shenmegui?bushirencaipeiyangxitongma?zijinapazaihuyeshiyigemingxinga,peiyangfangxiangbugaishichanggetiaowuzheileima!

zaibuxing,kuajieyanxihuozhezhuchiyexinga。

zenmedoubizhuzaijiyayurouqiang!

ningxiaowanwanmeixiangdaozaixitongyanli,zijidangmingxingdetianfenjingranburudangchushitianfengao!

beidajijimiaozhihou,ningxiaoyoudaqilejingshen。

bulunshishenmezhiye,quanshixitongjide,jiubietiaosanjiansile。

suiji,ningxiaoyoufajueshenshangsihuyouxiexiweibianhua。

shentigengweilingmin,shuangbeigengweiyouli。

ruguoyanxiajitayibacaidao,nengshunjianqiechugeluobuhua。

shilaijindedatieshao,yizhishoujiunengwuqilai。

naohaihaichuxianhenduoshicaiyucaipuxiangqing,zhiyaojiandaoyizhongcai,jiunengxunsushuochuchifa。

ningxiaorujinkeweiyibenxingzoudecaipu,qiaojianfeiguodeniao,xinlizhiyouyigexiangfa:balemaohouzaishaokao,zaisadianziranfen,yidinghenxiang。

kanjianyoubengyoutiaodetuzi:shousikaotu、ganguoturou……

yebuzhishibushitademuguangtaihuore,zhouzaohuowuganjuedaoweixian,shoujingyiyanglianmangtaozou。