第5章 宁枭上热搜了

“hahaha,xiaosiwola!”

“ningxiaozheishinalaidezixin?yigexiweiqundedamingxing!”

“woganjueningxiaohaitingyouqu,chuyikanzheyebucuo,weishayouzheimeduoheiliao?”

“tazikuadeyangzi,wolupingle,dengxiajiuzuochengbiaoqingbaofachulai。”

“ningmamayehaoyouqu,wendewentidoushifazineixin。”

……

ningxiaobasherouchuliganjingzhihou,jiuzhaolaiyigeshaguodunshang。

kandaozheiyimu,sheyingshimendoubuyoudehunshenyizhan,peifubuyi。

shezheizhongwanyier,yibanrensheiganchia!

chufanglimian,ningxiaoyizhizaimangzhezuocai,danquehenshijingranyouxu。

pangguanderenyebuhuijuedejiaoji,fanerjuede,kantazuocaishiyizhongxiangshou。

wangyoumenyeshinanderenwei,kanzhibohaitingxiangshou,jianjianyeduiningxiaogaiguan。

jiuzainingxiaokaishikaotuzizhishi,yitiao#danghongxiaoxianrougaixingdangchushi#citiaodengshangresou。

qichu,zhongrenhaizaidanxinresouzhujiaohuishizijiaaidou,ranerdianjinqujiubeiningxiaozuocaishipinxiyin。

caidaoshuadezeiliu,haiyoudianshaoshi,shoubeijirouxiantiaowanmeichengxian,rangbushaodenvwangyoufenfenjianjiao。

……

gangpeiyirencanjiawanhuodonghuidaogongsilidechenqing,yizoujinmen,jiuyouyigetongshiguolaixiaozhedaoxi。

huyipiankezhihou,chenqingyemeiyoufangzaixinshang,zhixianggankuaihuidaobangongshixiuxi。

raner,zaihuibangongshidelushang,chenqingfaxiantongshimendouzaiyongguguaideyanshenkanzheta。

这是什么情况?

daizhebujiezoujinbangongshi,jiaolailezijidezhuli。

buduoshi,bangongshimenbeirentuikai,yigeyuanliannvhaizoulejinlai:

“qingjie,ningxiaodengshangweiboresoule!”

chenqingzhangdemeiqingmuxiu,tuotuodeyigenvqiangren。

shouxiazonggongsangeyiren,ningxiaobianshiqizhongzhiyi。

yeshimingqizuidideyigele!

zheiyicizhisuoyixuantashangjiemu,qishijiushigongsibuxianglangfeiziyuan。

erhenduorenyeduizheigejiemubingbukanhao,suoyi……

zheihuier,yourengentashuoningxiaodengshangresou,zheshirangrenbuganxiangxin。

daizhebanxinbanyidetaidu,chenqingdakaileweibochakan。

‘嘭’

gangnaqishuibeixianghekoushuidechenqing,yigeshishoushuibeishuaizailedishang。

“womeikancuoba?zheishiningxiao???”

nenglijietadenanyizhixin,yipangzhulibiaoqingfuzadidiantou。

zhenbushichenqingfanyingtaikuazhang,ershiningxiaodebianhuashizaitaida。

meiyicijiandaoningxiao,bushichenmoguayan,jiushichoumeikuliande。

rucifangsongyouzixinmanmandeningxiao,tamenhaishitouyihuijiandao。

只是……

“zuochushibi**douhaizhuanye,tashenmeqingkuanga?”

chenqingkanlekanshipinlimiandeningxiao,zhijiebeiqixiaole。

“dele,buguanzenmeyang,tanengshangresouyeshihaoshi。”

shuowanzhihou,tayouxiangdaozijihaimeikanguoningxiaodezhiboqingkuang,shunbianjinqukanyikan。

dianjinzhibojian,chenqingshouxiankanxiangyoushangjiaodeguankanrenshu。

“shenme?jingranyousiwanduorenguankan?”

‘shouhuodejijie’zheigejiemushidufengweiwanhuizunyanchoubeide,weixiyinguanzhonghenhuodechuqu。

qingdejiabinjiubushuole,chuqueningxiaorenqidoujigao。

bochufangshishiyuzhibopingtaiqianyue,gongkaiguolimianneirong,zaiguankanrenshushangburongxuyoulanyuchongshudeqingkuang。

yisijiushi,ruguomingxingzijimeiredu,jiuzhinengzuolengbandeng。

maifenzheizhongcaozuoyemeiyong,zhinengjiuzheimediulian。

chenqingbenlaiyizuohaoningxiaohuigenghudezhunbei,yanxiashizenmehuishi?

cishi,zhibojiandangzhongningxiaoyiranchaowanyidaocai。

liangzhituzichuguo,maixiangjihao,weidaojixiang。

jiansheyingshimenyizhikanzhe,ningxiaojitamendoudishanglekuaizi:“dajiachangchang。”

sheyingshimensuiranbutaihaoyisi,danhaishiyanzhetuomoshenchukuaizi。

turouhuanen,haowurenheyiwei,xianxiangkekou。

“妈呀,真好吃!”

“wohaishitouyihuichizheimeruannendeturou。”

“gangcaihaijuedenizaiziwochuixu,xianzaiwofule。”

“ng~woxiangpeimifanchi。”

……

ningxiaoxiaozheduanzouturou:“dengxiazaichi,haiyouqitacaini。”

zaizhongrenqidaideyanshenzhixia,jiujianningxiaoduanchuxincaidejunzi。

junzixijingfenchengliangbufen,yibannalaichaorou,yibannalaidunjitang。

kandaoningxiaoshifengancuililuodedongzuo,zhibojianyizhenjingtansheng。

“gangcaizhishiyanchanneiguoturoueryi,xianzaihuranyoudianchanningxiao。”

“ningxiaozhenshizuijialaogongrenxuan,bujinzhangdeshuai,xinggebucuo,erqiechuyihaizheimehao!”

“kanningxiaozhibohouzhiyouyigexiangfa,zhiqianyouguantadebaodaoweishadoushidaren,huoshihebierenchaojiazhilei?”

“woyehaoqi,zhunbeiqusousou。”

“ningxiaosihuyouhenduoheifen,zhiqianbeipencanle!”

……

zuozaibangongshidechenqingmanghuoyitian,daoxianzaihaimeiyouchiguodongxi,qiaojianhuamianlideturouzhibuzhuyankoushui。

“ke,xiangbudaoningxiaohaihuizuofan!”

zhulinaolenaonaodai,zongjuedebuduijing。

zhaozheiyangjixufazhan,zhongrenhaihuijideningxiaodebenzhishimingxingma?

yiqianningxiaoheiliaoyidadui,yeyugongsidazaoderensheyoudianguanxi。

jiantazhangdeshuai,jiuxiangdazaogaolengxiaoshaoyederenshe。

jieguo,budongzenmehuishi,bianchengyewunenglijicha,zhidongfapiqidenanyiren。

jianningxiaoheiliaoyidadui,chenqingbushimeixiangguochengqing,danxiaoguoshenwei。

yijihaiyouqitayirenyaoguanli,zuihouningxiaobeilengluo。

yankanzhibojianhaizaizengzhangderenshu,chenqingkaishisikaoqiningxiaorenshewenti。

“yiqiangaodexiaoshaoyerensheyijingbuxingle,buru,rangtazouchengshuwenzhongluxian?”

zhulizaiyibianhanshou:xianqianrenshequeshibuxing,meiyounajiaxiaoshaoyexiweiqunquhecunlidayemenlaodongjiazhangxijiaduan。

keshichengshuwenzhong,haoxiangyoubudashiheningxiao!

xiangdaoxianqianningxiaozaizhibolibushishashejiushishatuzide,buyoudehunshenyizhan。

chenqingbingweifaxiantadeyiyang,haizaisicunrenshedewenti。

……

ningxiaoranglaobabangtakaotuzi,zijizekaishichaoqitacai。

zhurouqiechengpian,xiaguofanchaochaochuyouzhi,ranhoufangrudoubanjiang。

jiangyou、haoyou,zaifangqingsuan,haiyouyandiaowei。

xunsufanchaoyixiachuguo,zhengtaodongzuorangrenkanbuguolai。

jiweisheyingshiyebuzhiheshizoulaide,jiangningxiaoweizaizhongjian。

zhiyaotaduanchuyidaocai,jiunazhekuaizixianchangchang。

wuhuaroufeierbuni,qingsuandeweidaoqingshuang。

jirenchidewangwo,lianjingtouyebuguanle。

“nimenbieguangguzhechi,haigongbugongzuole?”

“daoshishuoweidaozayanga?”

“我也好想吃啊!”

“maixiangbucuo,jiushibuzhidao,haobuhaochi?”

“tedicongweiboguolaikantachaocaide,tingshuoqiecaixiangshuaza,keximeiqiaojian!”

“woyecongweibolaide……”

wangyoumendouzaiqidainingxiaozhanxianchuyishangdejineng,xianxiebeisheyaodesheyingshihenganxieningxiao,faxianwangyoudeqingxu,kaikoushuo:

“ningxiao,wangyoumenduinichaocaihenhaoqi。”