第5章 抓老鼠

wangbaiwanzaicunlineikeshichangmianshangdedarenwu,jintianjingrandangzhongaida,yizhanglaolianshunjiantonghong,qiangzuoxiaoliandao:“ershu,ninbieshengqi,woneiyangyeshiweilejiunina!”

此时。

zhongcunminkaishiqizuibashedechengzanwo。

woshuangyanzhidingzhewangbaiwan,xiaozhedao:“wangcunzhang,yuandufushu,ningangcaishuodeneiyiwankuaiqian,shashihoujiwo?”

wangbaiwanshunjianmianrusihui,yinxiandexiaozhedao:“jirannixiaozizhendejiuhuolewoershu,wowangbaiwanshuohuasuanshu,yihuierwojiuqinzibayiwankuaiqiansongdaonijiaqu。”

“送什么送啊!”

yipangdemalanlikekaikoudao:“tiezhuzi,wotingshuoniwangshuweiniquxifudeshier,keshimeishaofeilexinsi,kaichedaochupao,xianzainidoujiehunle,haiquletaohuagouzuipiaoliangdexifuer,nibuyinggaihaohaoganxieniwangshuma?rangwokanzheiyiwankuaiqian,nijiubieyaole,jiudangshiganxieniwangshule,haobuhao?”

woshuangyanningjuzaiwangbaiwandelaolianshang,bulengburededao:“wangcunzhang,ninzaiwomentaohuagouneikeshidegaowangzhong,yiyanjiudinga!ninshuozheigeqianruguowobuyao,huibuhuirangninyanmiansaodia?”

wangbaiwanrutongsihuidelaolian,tengdeyixiazijiuhongle,kanlekanzuoyoucunminneiyiweishenzhangdexiaorong,nuhoudao:“zhangtiezhu,laozibuchaqianer,bujiuyiwanma,laozijini……”

“jinidaye,nidangneiqianshidashuipiaolaide。”

malanyishengnuma,huishoubianyibazhangdaguoqu。

wangbaiwanyizhanglaolianshuobuqingshishenmeyansele。

“哈哈哈……”

worenbuzhushishengdaxiao,angshoukuobudezouchuwangjiadamen。

zheiyike,woyoushengyilai,diyiciganjuezijizhendehaoniubi,zouludoufapiaole。

wozouhuijiamen,shangxiamolemo,faxianjiwangbaiwandaguodedifang,yidiandoubutengle,bujinxinlianzinamen。

zhaoxiaocuizhengzaiwuliwanshouji,jianwohuilai,qishenchumen,aomandedao:“zhangtiezhu,zhongwunizijizuofan,biezhiwangwosihouni。”

wokanletayiyan,lenglengdedao:“genbenbuxuyao,laozisanshinianmeichinizuodefan,yezhangzheimeda。”

zhaoxiaocuipiezuimadao:“siqionggui,hainiubiqilaile,wojiukannijinhouzenmeguorizi,heng!”

shuowan,zouhuifangjianli,jixuwanershouji。

wobuzailihuita,kanlekanlvpenglizhijiaohuandemaolv,quwulitileyitongshuichulai,jimaolvyinshui。

这时。

wangbaiwancongmangzoujinyuanmen,kanlewoyiyan,yinchenzhelaolianmeiyouchusheng,jinmenbianzoujinzhaoxiaocuidefangjianli。

wonudengzhetajinmen,zhenxiangyiquanbataganfan,danshi,womuqianhaimeiyouzugoudezibenheshengwang。

kuangqieyongquantoudaren,yixiangbushiwodezuofeng。

womomofashi,zongyouyitian,woyaorangtashengburusi,batadaijiwodechiru,baibeiqianbeidehaijita。

woyouyiwuyidetingdaoyiduigounannvzaishuohua。

“nizenmedabaitiandejiupaoguolaile?”

“wobushilaizhaoniganneishierde,ganggangzhangtiezhujingranyongsangenpoyinzhen,bawoershudenaoyuxuezhihaole,wojuedezheixiaozishenshanghaoxiangyoushenmemimi,nixiangbanfawenwenta。”

“neixiaozijiushigeyigenjin,wonengyoushenmebanfaa?”

“neixiaozisuiranshiyigenjin,nachunizijideyoushi,nizenmebuzhidaoliyongni!”

“wodongle,neiniganjinzouba!tayaoshigenwoshuoleshenmemimi,wohuidiyishijiangaosunide。”

wangbaiwannglesheng,chumenkanzhewo,mianqiangxiaodao:“tiezhuziyoubenshile,haohaogan,youqiantu。”

wolenglengdeyixiaodao:“xiexiewangcunzhangkuajiangle,woyidingbuhuirangnishiwangde。”

wangbaiwandaizheyilianmieshideshenqingliqu。

wobamaolvheshengxiadebantongshuidaojincaiyuanzili,naqiliandaojiuyaozou。

zhaoxiaocuituranyishengdajiao,dao:“youhaozi,haodayizhi,zhangtiezhunikuaijinlai,a……”

wotingdaotakuazhangdejiaohansheng,yiweizhendeyoulaoshu,rengxialiandao,bianjimangpaojinfangmen。

“zainaerni!haozizainaer……”

“kuaiguolai,zuanjinwokutuizilile,a……”

zhaoxiaocuijiaohanzhebiankaishituokuzi,shuangtuilianliandoudongshuaidiaokuzi。

wozhidaojialidequeyoujizhidalaoshu,jingchangzaiwulipaolaipaoqu,bingmeiyouduoxiang,mangshangqiantiqitadekuzi,doudonglejixia,yemeikandaohaozi,quekanjiantayangmiantangxiaqu,yizhishouzaishenshanghuangluandedaogu,dajiaodao:“zuanjinqule,kuaijiuwo……”

cishi,wocaiyixiazimingbaile,tashizaiyouhuowo,xiangzhidaowodemimi。

“zhaoxiaocui,nizhenshibuhaisao,wodouhuaiyinishibushigeren。”

wolenglengderengxiayiju,zhuanshenyaozou。

zhaoxiaocuimangqishenpushangqianbawolanyaobaozhu,dao:“tiezhuzi,qishiwozhendehaoxihuanni,nibuyaozou。”

wojiantajingranrucixuweidehouyanwuchi,zhenshirenbuzhuxiaole,huishouyibatuikaita,dao:“wangbaiwandenvren,laozibuxihan。”

databuchumen,jianqidishangdeliandaojiuzou。

“wocao!nigedashazi,nijingranganjujuewo。”

zhaoxiaocuiganjuehenmeimianzi,hongzheliannuhoudao:“wohaijiubuxinle,nisanshilaisuiledoumeimoguonvren,xinlijiuyidiandoubuxiangyao,nidengzhe……”

wotingzhetahoujiaoshengzouchudamen,zouchucunzi,wozoujinbaomidili,yibianwanyaogecao,yibianfanyuezhenaozhongdezhishi。

zouzhezouzhe,turantingdaohuahuadeliushuisheng。

wobujinxinliandao:“zhenshidaomeitoule,pengshangzheishier……”

yixiazidaizaiyuandi,yidongbugandong,daqidoubuganchuan,bimianbiciganga。

十几秒后。

wocongcemianrenchulai,yuanlaitashicunliweiyidexiaoguafuzhoushuangshuang,gangjiehunliangnian,shengxiayigeerzi,laogongbianyiwaishuaixiaxuanyasile。

rujinjiuyigerendaizhehaiziguorizi。

shuoqizhoushuangshuang,wokeshicengjingduocidouxiangzhaogemeirenqushuomei,xiangqutajinmen,lianggerenyiqicouheguorizi。

danshidouyinweiwozijijuedezijitaiqiongle,yiwusuoyou,bunengjitaxingfu,yiciyouyicidefangqile。

zaitaohuagousuoyoudeshaofuzhong,zhoushuangshuangneijueduishiyiliudemeixifuer,ranghenduoxiaohuozidouxianmuguo,xianzaiquebianchengleqiaoguafu。

wocishikanzheta,buganyoufeifenzhixiang,zhishiqiqiulaotianbaoyou,zhoushuangshuangbuyaohuitou,buyaokandaowo。

可是天意弄人。

zhoushuangshuangyeshilaijimaolvgecaode,jianqidishangdeliandao,bianzhuanguoshenlai,yiyankandaomaozheyaodewo,bujinjingjiaochusheng,dao:“zhangtiezhunixianggansha?”