huilukaoguandexuezimingdan？
shenyuwenyan，shensezhengzhongyouyansudeyongshuangshoutuozhezheibobodeyizhangzhi。
xiaoxiaoyizhangzhi，neirongshirucideyoufenliang！
kejuwubikeshizhongzui，yanzhongleshiyaosha……
dengdeng，zheimingdanshangzenmehaiyoutademingzi？！
shenyudingzhezijidemingzikanleliangmiao，jinzhangdaoyanleyankoushui。
“yigongzi。”shenyudeshuangshoukaishizhandou，liandaizheshoushangdexinzhidoukaishigenzhejuliedoudong。
taxiaoxinyiyidetaiqitou，haoqiaobuqiaoyouduishanglejunsideshixian。
duishangneiyangyishuangdaizheweiyadehuiseyanjing，shenyuyijingjinzhangdaoyuwuluncile，“wo……nin……zhei……”
shenyuyukuwulei，xinlidexiaorenyijingpengzheyikesuichengliangbandexinzang，zaicikuchulemiantiaokuandeyanlei。
她就知道！
nengpingzhenvershenkaodaozheiyibu，zenmekenengbuhuilukaoguan！
完了完了完了！
这下完球了！
huangshangbushiyoushizhaota，shitashidaolintoule！
zheixiahuangshangshenzhidoubuyongfaxiantashinvzidemimi，jiunengsongtaqudifuzhaoyanwangbaodao！
duanduanshijimiaonei，shenyuneixindexiaorenkaiqilesuizuizimoshi，xiaorenliangzhishoupengzhexisuidexin，miantiaokuandeyanleiliudegengxiongle。
neishuangqianheseruliuliyibandeyanmou，jiuzheimemengmengdewangxiangjunsi，limianxiemanlewucuohebengkui。
junsikandaoshenyurucifengfudebiaoqing，jiletayidianxiaohuadeshijian。
guolepianke，tayongxiuzhangdeshouzhidianledianzhishangxiezhede‘shenyu’erzi，bingliangdezhijiangezhexinzhidiandaoshenyudeshouxinshang，yizhiliangdaoleshenyudexinli。
tatingdaojunsimantiaosilidezhiwenta，“wodezhuangyuanlang，kandaonizijidemingzi，jiumeiyoushenmehaoshuode？”
“caominyuanwang！”shenyuxiayishituokouerchuzheijuhua，wangxiangjunsideneishuangliuliyanliyexiemanleyuanwang。
zheihuilukaoguandeshi，tanaerzhidaoa？
她才来多久？！
yigezhayandegongfu，tajiubeituiqudamayoujiele。
youyigezhayandegongfu，tajingkongfaxianzijishinvbannanzhuangkaoshangdezhuangyuan！
youyouyigezhayandegongfu，ta……jiujiandaolejunsi，beigaozhitazuobibeichadaole！！
zheisudukuaidaojubendoubuganzheimexie！
shenyuneixinzaicituboshujianjiao。
ruguoshangtianfeiyaochengfata，keyirangtazuoyibaizhangshuxuejuanzi，erbushirangtachuanlaimianduizheixie！
她是真冤枉啊！
“naliyuanwangle？”junsiqingxiaochusheng，jixufanwen：“nimeiyouhuilukaoguan？”
xiezaizheizhangzhishangderenming，doushinengchachulaizhengjude。
junsijiangshiqingchadeyiqingerchu，jueduimeiyouyuanwangshenyu。
zhibuguo……zaitachachulaishenyuhuilukaoguandouganleshenmehou，jiumeidasuanzhendongshenyu。
bijingzaiyizhongzangxiaochaobeikaotidezuobiduiwuli，tadezheiweizhuangyuanlangjianzhijiushiyiweiqingliu。
caihuashizhende，xuefuwucheyeshizhende，tahuilurenzhishiweileduobijingshen。
yigefeichangchequeyoushishishideyuanyin。
“caominshihuilule。”shenyushuowanzheijuhua，youlianmangbuchongyiju，“dancaomindewenzhangshihuozhenjiashide！”
tasuiranmeiyouyuanzhudejiyi，danxiezixiewenzhangdebenshitadouyoua！
shenyuyouxinjieshi，shuotameizuobi，shuotazhishiweileduobijingshen，shuotadanchunshiweilebimianbeirenfaxiannvershenfen。
……（bengkui）shuoshihuahaoxiangsidegengkuaia！
junsitixingta，“ruobushizhidaonidexueshidoushishidashide，cikeniyijingwobeiguanrudalaole。”
junsidingzheshenyu，haoqitazheiyangzuodeyuanyin，“weiheyaoduoguojingshenjiancha？”
daodishishenmeyangdeyuanyin，caihuirangmanfucaihuadezhuangyuanlangningyuandingzhebeidingzuidefengxian，yeyaoduoguojingshenjiancha？
“yinweicaomin……”shenyudeyanzhuziluanzhuan，diaodongnaodailidesuoyounaoxibaoquxiangyuanyin。
renzaizhejideqingkuangxia，zhenshishenmeliyoudougannachulaiyong，shenmehuadouganwangwaishuo。
shenyuxinyiheng，yanyibi，shisierguiyibantuokouerchu，
“yinweicaominbuju，dashugualajiao，caominpabeichaoxiaobeichuanyangchuqu，zheicaipobudeyichucixiace！”
kongqi……cikexiangshisileyiyangdeanjing。
yipanggenzhejunsijianguanledashimiandepingan，neibafangbudongdeliandourenbuzhuchouchouleyixia。
pingantaitouwangfangliang，nulikongzhizhuzijideshixianbuhuluanpiao。
“yinweizheige？”junsichuimoukanleyiyanshenyudeshenban，bingbuxiangxintadezheigeshuoci。
maozheshatoudefengxian，jiuweileyangaizheige？
听着像是胡扯的。
“gongzi。”shenyuyanleiwangwangdekanzhejunsi，xintiaokuaidaoxiangshidaxueshengganggangpaowanbabaimi，
“doushuoshenticanquezhirenbudezuoguan，caominzheiyeshibibudeyia。”
shenticanquedaogenbenmeiyou，youzenmebusuanshiyizhongcanqueni？
shenyuzaixinlinulishuofuziji，xinlidexiaorenyijingyirouruokelianyoujiaorouzaozuodemoyangtaitousishiwuduwangtian，jiuchashoulizuanzheyigexiaoshoujuanle。
junsikanzheshenyuzheifuyoutongxinyounanguoyoubeishangdeshenqing，quedingtadezhuangyuanlangshizhendehenzaiyizheijianshi。
yijingzaiyidaotoukeduan、xuekeliu，nanzi……kekemingshengbunenghuidedibu。
zheizhongwushangdayadeshiqing，junsixuanzehushi。
“wojiniyigejianggongbuguodejihui。”tazhilezhishenyushoushangdemingdan，youfangchuyigezhongdan，“woyaoniqinziquchazheicidexunsiwubian。”
rangyigehuilulekaoguanderen……quchaxunsiwubian？
“gongzi。”shenyuhuaiyizijiganggangtingcuole，“ninganggangshuoshenme？”
“woyaoniqinziqucha。”junsiyiziyidundekaikou，“chaotingkejujibiyijiu，ruobuyanjiachengzhi，yihouchaotangshangjiudoushichunhuo。”
人不怕笨，就怕蠢。
congmingrendejingxinsheji，buruchunrendelingjiyidong。
junsixiangdaochaotanglineibangren，meitoudourenbuzhucuqilai，yandishanguoyimoliqi。
yaoshizaibuzhengdunkeju，takongpazhenhuiyiqizhixiashasichaotangshangsuoyoudechunhuo！
“gongzia。”shenyuzhilezhimingdanshangzijidemingzi，youfanshouzhilezhiziji，zhazhedayanjingzhenchengfanwen：“wocha，shibushiyoudianbudaheshia？”
“wohuimodiaonidezhengju。”junsishenshoupailepaishenyudejianbang，“shenzhuangyuanmoyaowangzifeibo，cishifeinimoshu。”
沈瑜：“……”
“banhaole，zhongzhongyoushang。ruoshibanbuhao……”junsiyongzuiwenhedeshengyinshuochuzuibinglengcanrendehua，“wosongnihemingdanshangderenyiqizou。”
shenyu：zheishiweixie！zheishi**luodeweixie！