第3章
zheishi,men**turanxiangqi,womawenshengqukaimen,jianshiwodebanzhurengaolinglaoshi:
“gaolaoshi?ninlaiganmaya?”
“e,shizheiyangde,jintianliujianmeiyouquxuexiao,suoyiwojiulaizheiliwenyixia,daodishizenmehuishi。”
tingwanzheihua,womajiurenbuzhudimadao:
“zheigehuaizhong,badidigaodeyoucashangbushuo,xianzaihaixuehuitaoxuele!”
duici,gaolaoshihenshibulijie:
“huabunengzheimeshuo,liujianmeiyouhuijiama?neitashizainaguoyede?”
tingba,womasishixiangdaoleshenme,suijijiunachushoujidaletongdianhua:
“duibuqi,ninbodadedianhuayiguanji,qingshaohouzaibo......”
“gaisi,zheihuaizhongdianhuayedabutong,daodishishiqunayele!”
yitingzheihua,gaolaoshiyebukaixinle,bamaduiwodetaidu,tayeshizhidaode,zaixuexiaoli,shutaduiwozuihao,zaiwobukaixindeshihou,tahaihuijingchangzhaowotanxin,duiwomamadezuofashifeichangfangan:
“hannvshi,xianzaidangwuzhijishiyaobahaizizhaodao,danniquehaizaizheilizematasuanzenmehuishi,pingchangnimenjiuduitaquefaguanxin,daozhiliujianzheihaizizaixuexiaoyeyuyuguahuande,quannimenduitahaodian!haoziweizhiba!”
shuowanzheijuhua,gaolaoshijiufuxiuerqu。
cike,yizhimobuzuoshengdeliukekaishishuohua:
“ma,wogeqianliangtianbushishuoyaoquhaibiankankanma?tahuibuhuiyinweineitiannishuotabukaixin,ranhouzijishengqiyigerenpaoneibianqule。”
我妈一听就气炸了:
“shenme!zheigehuaizhong,woneitianzhishishaoshaoxunjieletayixia,tajiujiwolaizheiyichu!woshangbeizidaodishizaoleshenmeniea!shengchuzheimegechushenglaizuojianwo!”
duici,wobujinzhangtanleyikouqi,mama,nidaoxianzaizenmehaizaixinliukeduiwodesuiyimoheini!nizenmejiumeifaxiantadezhenmianmuni!
huayingangluo,wobajiuanweishuo:
“laopo,bieshengqile,weileneigehuaizhongshengqibuzhide,liujiandeshidengtahuilaizaishuoba。”
“zanmenxianzaixianmangqingzhuyandeshiqing,woqucantingdingbaofang,nidadianhuaqulianxitamen。”
womayitingpailepainaomen:
“duia,beiliujianneigehuaizhongdeshidoujiqihunyanle,dui,zanmenshiyaohaohaodijikekeqingzhuqingzhu。”
tingwantamenshuodehuahou,wodoubeiqixiaole。
bama,woyijingyitianmeiyouhuijia、yemeiyoushangxuele,xianzaishengsiweibu,nimenquehaizaiweiliukeqingzhu?shengqianwohaizaikewangdedaonimendeguanai,renweinimenzaixindihaishiaiwode,meijianshidoujinlizuodaozuihao,xianzaiwosuanshichedikantoule,zheiyiqie,doushiwodeyixiangqingyuanbale!
qingzhuyanshang,qinqimenniyiyanwoyiyudezaikualiuke:
【aiya,keke,nikezhenlihai,qingqingsongsongdijiunaledierming。】
【duia,kekenunuli,shuobudingjianglaihaikeyiweiguozhengguangni!】
【kekezheihaizi,daxiaowojiukantayouchuxi!】
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guolepiankehou,yanzhuoshang,womajuqijiubei:
“lai,weilewojiakeke,zanmenganyi......”
huahaimeishuowande,baoxiangdementuranjiubeidakai,shiwodebanzhurengaolaoshilaile。
zhijiantahuanguleyiquanhou,bianjingzhichaowomazheibianzoulai,ranhoujiushihenhendishuailetayigebazhang:
“qingzhu?jinimendebaobeierziliukeqingzhu?neinizhibuzhidao,nidelingwaiyigeerziliujianyijingsile!”