第五章

「问她?」

nanshengturanchaowoyangleyangxiaba。

wojieshoudaoxunhao,tengditaitoutingxiong,yilianbiyidisaoleyiyanliqishen,「ganma?wonanpengyou,niyouyijian?woyoubiyaogaosunima?」

说完,我又后悔了。

wuwuwuchengshenmeqiang!wandanle,tazhenlaishangwozenmeban?!

「你男朋友!?」

liqishensisidingzhuwo,wobuganshiruodenghuiqu,wubidudingtanranzhiji:「duia,yaobunishuotashishei?tazenmezaizheier?dangranshiwodailaide!」

「benlaixiangjintiandangzhongxuanbude,e,wohaizhunbeilexiaolihuarangtalongzhongchuchang。meixiangdaoqishengeniqiangxianle,woxiangbunengweiqunanpengyou,jiurangtazaijiaoluoliduozangyihuier,xiacizaijinimenyigexiaojingxi。」

wopiezuitanqi,「sheizhidaowoyouxishule,wonanpengyounadouhao,jiushixinyanerxiao。tamingzhengyanshunde,zenmenengkanzhewoqinyigeburenshidemaomaogougou,tahuichicude。suoyizhihaojitayigebuzhengshidejianmian,ai,zhenshiweiqusitale。」

zhende,woyaobeizijiqisile,zaishuoyijuwodoudanxinzijixinjigengsaidangchangqushi!

wozheizhangpozui!luojizheimeyuan,wodouyaoxiangxinle!

jiqingdexiaoshengchuanruermo,wotaitoudijitayigeyanshen,xiaoshenmexiao,touzhelebanijiu!

nanshengtiaomei,wusuoweigouchunyixiao,tafushencoujinwo,yongqiyindao:「tinghuishuo,xihuan,aiting。」

tashenshangdandandelengxiangdoutouerxia,huchudereqichuizailiance,wocongmeigenrenkaozheimejin,buzizai,feichangbuzizai。

liqishenfengmeifengwobuzhidao,wofanzhengzhenfengle,bieyiweiwobuzhidaozheirenzaiyeyuwo!

womieletayiyan,tasongsongjian,laolaoshishizhanhuiqu。

liqishenmiansebianleyoubian,yanjiaomeishaodouxiezhenuyi。

tayixiangyansujinshen,naliyouzheimeqingxuwailudeshike,kanlaijintianshizhenqijile。

he!yibaohaiyibao,wohaimeiqini,tadaoxiannaole,zhenshimeiyisi!

「rangrang,wogenwonanpengyouyaozoule。」

shuozhe,wolazhenanshenglikai,liqishenyiwaimeifanying,tuikaimenwohaishijuedebujieqiyushihuitouxiaomimibuleju,「duile,qishengexiacilianaiyidingyaojidetiqiantongzhidajia,shengdefashengshigujingxibianjinghe。」

chulemen,wolikerenglenanshengdeshou,mizheyanshangshangxiaxiaduanxiangyifan。

tabijianyichuyishengbuxianbudandexiao,huanzhexiongxieyizaizhuzishang,yilianwanwei,「wei,nikangoumei?」

「zhidaoxiaoyezhangdeshuai,bianyiniyezhanle,xianzaigaitantanzenmepeiwodejingshensunshifei。」

wohelesheng,「mingmingshinizhanbianyi,dong?benxiaojiehaimeigenniyaoshenxinsunshifeini!」

「xinga,neiwokedegennihaohaolvlvdaodisheichikui。」

「diyi,wozhishidanchunzhaogediershuijue,beinimenchaodenaoqiaoteng,juemeishuichengxinqingyezaogaotouding。」

wolengxiao,「nizaiwomendedipanshuijue,nihaiyoulile?」

「xing,wodewenti,wodecuo。」

wolisuodangrandiantou,「benlaijiushi。」

「dier,wozhixiangdanchunshuigejue,haoburongyiyaoshuizhele,nituranmaochulaiqinwo,juemeileqingbaiyemeile。zheizongbushiwodewentiba,niyaobujieshijieshi?」

「he!mafannigaoqingchu,neibushiqin,jiushidanchundepengdaole!pengdaole,dong?biesanboyaoyanhuirenqingyu,jiusuannifeiyaojuedeneishiqin,woyeshichikuideneigehaoma?」

tashouhuishou,yibububijinwo。

wobeikunzaitayuqiangbizhijianxiangtao,taanzhuwodeshou,wobuganshiruo,yangtouzhishitadeyanjing。

tachuitoudingzhewo,yuqidaizheyaoyaqiechideyiwei,「xing,peng!niyongnidezuipenglewodezuizhengzhengyifenduozhong!wojuedewochikui。」

「chikuichikui,neinishuozenmeban?worangnipenghuilai?!dananrenzenmezheimexiaoxinyaner?」

woshenxilekouqi,bunaifandifanlegebaiyan,koubuzeyandao。

「woxiaoxinyaner?!shisheifeichangdadudimeichaichuanni,youfeichangshanliangdipeinizuoxi,wodoumeijijiaonihui——」

duimianfangmenturanconglimiandakai,woyanjishoukuaidianqijiaomengdiduzhutadezui,tadengdashuangyan,yilianbukezhixin。

我想,完了。

这下我是真完了。