第三章 还想洗个澡

huayuzhongyudengdaozhouqirenhuilaile,tatiaozheliangtongshui,suirantuique,ketiaozheiliangtongshuilaisihubufeichuihuizhili。

huayushanshandizoushangqian,zaiduizhouqirendao:“neige,darengea……youjianshigennishanglianga。”

“shenmeshi?”zhouqirenyibiandaoshuijinshuigangyibianwen。

huayuzhilezhitian,zaidao:“nikanzheitianseyewanleshiba?wanshangganlubuanquan,wojiuxiangzhe……yaobuduowozhuyiwanba,mingtianyizaowozaizou,heihei。”

zhouqirenyijingdaohaoleshui,suihoukanxiangtadao:“keyide,zaoshangyinliang,burongyizhongshu,cunliwangdayejiayouniuche,nikeyidatadechequchengli,yitangzhishousangetongban。”

“hao、haolie。”huayurengshishanshandi,zheishitawendaozijishenshangchuanlaiyigunongnongdesouwei。

yuanzhushibushijiaguolaizhihoujiumeiyouhaohaoxiguozaoa?

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“xing,woqujinishaoshui。”zhouqirenshuowan,bianqubatieguoshuaganjing,zaidaoleliangtongshuijinqushao。

huayuxinliyongshangyiguneijiugan,tazhendanxinzijizoubaole。

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yuanziwaimiandezhouqirentingdaole,tanaqifutoumomodipichai。

pizhepizhe,wangshiqixiongxiongdilaile,houmiangenzheyilianweiqudezhouer。

……

王氏今晚气死了。

genzhouminzumaihuohuilai,daolejiajiukandaolaoerzaiyuanziku,wenshenmeyebuhuida,buzhidaodehaiyiweijialisiledie。

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wangshiyiting,dunshiqijile。

tilegengunzijiuyaolaizouhuayu。

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zhijianyigeheishoudezhongnianfunvtizhegunzizhanzaiwaimian,zheiyinggaijiushizhouqirendeniangle。

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“niang,yaobuhaishisuanleba?ayutayidingbushiguyibubangwoxiyifude,yebushiguyitifanwodemupende,tajiushifaxiefaxie,bijingtazaoshangchayidianlianmingdoumeiyoulea。”

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zhengsuoweishenshoubudaxiaolianren,wangshijianhuayuzheixiaoxixideyangzi,tayishibanhuizoubuxiaqushou,danrengqidao:“niweishenmeqifuxuaner?”

“ai,bangwanxinqingbuhao,buxiangxiyifua,buguoxianzaixinqinghaole,niang,ninrangerdibazangyifunalai,wobangtaxijiushilema,baozhengxideganganjingjingde,bachouweiyexidiao!”

zhouqirenhezhouqixuandouchayiqilai,buzhidaohuayuweishenmeqianhoutaiduxiangchazheimeda。

zhouqixuandiguleyiju:renjiadeyifumeiyouchouweila。

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zhouqixuanlianmangchelechewangshideyixiu,shiyitabuyaoshuo。

huayuwolewoquantou,kelianshangquerengdaizhexiao:“niangjiaoxundeshia,weishenmemainujiahuilai?haibushiyinweixiangrangdarengeshenbianyougezhilengzhirederenna。”

wangshiduizhouqixuanroushengdao:“xuaner,nibayifunaguolai,rangdasaoxiba,wozaizheilikanzhetabayifuxiwan。”

zhouqixuanlikeyifuweiqudeyangzidao:“jiranniangzheimeshuo,neixuanerjiuhuiqunayifule。”

huayukanbuguantaneimojideyang,renbuzhudao:“nizuihaokuaiyidian!”

周启轩撒腿就跑。

……

zhouqixuanhenkuaijiubayifunaguolaile,fangzaihuayujiaobian。

zhouqirenkanbuxiaqu,bianzaiyipangdao:“niang,buruwolaixiba。”

“buxing,xifuquhuilaijiushiyaozhi,nibuzhiyizhita,tasantianliangtoujinichuqiang,biyaodeshihou,zuihaodayidun,nikannianghaimeidatani,guangshitizhegunzilaitajiupale!”

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raner,caicuojixia,zhitingdao“si”deyishengxiang,zhouqixuandeyifujuranliele!

“zenmehuishi?”wangshinudao:“nilianxigeyifudoubuhuima?”

huayuyifuhenjinzhangdeyangzidao:“aiyaniang,douguaiwobuxiaoxin,buguomeiguanxi,zhipoleyitiaokouzi,huiqububuhainengchuande。”

tajixuxi,jieguoyoutingdao“si”deyisheng,kuziyeliele。

“nizheijiantizi,niguyideshibushi?”wangshitiqigunzijiuyaodahuayu。

huayulikeduo,yibianduoyibianweiqudidao:“bushianiang,shizheiyifuliaozibuhao,ninkanwocaiduodadianshenbana?nengyouduodaliqia?”

“haoani,nixihuaiyifuhaiguailiaozibuhao,kanwobudasini!”?