“zhiyaonibashipinshandiao，zenmesihouwodouyuanyi！”
shuozhe，tangyuyushouhuanraozhouyangdebojingshang，yibianduizheerpangchuiqi，yibianyongneiyourendexiaozuifachumihunbandeshengyin。
“kuangqie，zheibushiwomenguyidiaonan，bierendouzhidaonishifumingshanzuixinlaideren。”
“zheifumingshanyemeiyounisuokandaodeneimewanmei，zijizhancuoledui，niyeshibeidonglaxiashuide。”
mianduiyanqianjiaodididemeiren，zhouyangnaligudeshangzheixie。
tajinjinbaozhumeirenrouruandejiaoqu，xiaodao：“zheimesaohaishuozheixie，gangcaizaicesuoneigefeiwushibushimeiyoumanzuni！？”
huayingangluo，tadashouhenhenyonglirounie，burangneixiaobaitutaocuan！
tangyuyaomeiyixiao，meimoushandongyingyingqiubo，yongzheneidabaituicenglaicengqu，tuqirulan：“shiya，ninengmanzuwome？”
“xiaolangti、zi，neiwokedehaohaoyanyanhuoxian。”
shuowan，zhouyangjiekaiyaodai，henhenbaneizhangfengqingwanzhongdeliananlexiaqu。
sheinengxiangdao，zaijiweishenxunshi，jingranhuiyouzheimeyigeyouwudediaochazuzhang，weizhouyangquzunfuwu。
……
guoleyizhenzhihou，zhouyangbangtangyucalecazuijiao，jinjiezheerrenyouhuifuleganggangdemoyang，duilidezuozhe，ranhouzoulechuqu。
gangyichumen，fangyuntianbianmanlianchanmeidishangqianyingjie，sihaoweichajuetangyuzuijiaoneimomohudechunyin。
xiayishun，tayadishengyin，xiaorongmanmiandiwen：“tangzuzhang，zheixiaozizhaolema？”
“哦？”
zhouyangtingzhe，raoyouquweidiwangzhehaobuzhiqingdefangyuntian，dandanfanwen：“fangchuzhangxiwangwojiaodaishenme？”
yinweizijichushenxiangxia，zheifangyuntianbianyizhikanbuqiziji，chuchuzhendui。
haozaiyoufushujibihu，duifangdaoyemeigantaiguofen。
rujinfumingshandaotai，tabianpobujidaitiaochulai，haiduozoulezijideweihunqi。
danyanxiatadekaoshantangyuyijingyijingshouzhiyuziji，taziranwuxuzaixiangyiwangneibanguji。
“heng！dangranshijiaodainidezuixing！”fangyuntianmanliandeyi，buxiedipieleyiyan。
“kexiao，wofanleshenmezuiwozijidoubuqingchu，niyouzenmehuizhidao？”
zhouyangqingxiao，kanxiangtangyu，xiaowen：“tangzuzhang，nishuoshuowofanleshenmezui？”
ertangyuzaobeizhouyangsihoudehunshenshutan，nahaihuixiangneimeduo，tahenbudexianzaijiudaizhouyangqujiudian。
“woyijingchaqingchule，fumingshantanwuanyuzhouyangwuguan。”
“shenme？”fangyuntianyishilengzhu，manliannanyizhixin，dao：“tangzuzhang，bukenengmeiguanxia，zhei……”
budaitabahuashuowan，zhouyangjiudaduanta，lengxiaodao：“fangchuzhang，huakebunengluanshuo，buranwumiefeibanggongzhirenyuan，keshiyaofuxingshizerende。”
“ni！”fangyuntiandunshiqiji，zhuantoukanxiangtangyu，dao：“tangjie，zhouyangzuoweifumingshandemishu，bukeneng……”
“闭嘴！”
huahaimeishuowan，bianbeitangyuyishenglihedaduan，talenglengdao：“fangchuzhang，wozuoshihaiyaonilaijiaoma？”
shuozhe，taduizhefangyuntianshileshiyanse，xiwangzheijiahuobuyaofanchun！
“tangjie，wo……”fangyuntianyilianmengbidekanzheta。
mingmingzhiqianshuohaode，zenmejinquzhihou，chulaijiugenbianleyigerenyiyang？
dantahaishixinyoubugan，yingzheboziyaoyadao：“tangzuzhang，zheishihaidezixidiaocha，bijingzhouyangshifumingshandemishu，bukenenghaowuxianyi！”
jianfangyuntianhaibusixin，zhouyangmilemiyan，taishouzaineitingqiaochuzhongzhongpaileyixia！
啪！
dunshi，yishengqingcuidexiangsheng，zaizoulanglihuidang，zhouyangduizhefangyuntiantiaoxindetiaoletiaomeitou。
tangyujiaoqumengdiyizhan，huangluandesixiakanleyiyan，suihouzhuanguotouhongzheliandengletayiyan，dishengdao：“niganma，zheilisuiranmeiren，danbeirenkanjianleduobuhao。”
没人？！
fangyuntianzuijiaohenhenyichou，tazheimedayigerenbushizaizheima？
这**！
fangyuntianmianseyinchen，sisidingzhezhouyang，dao：“biedeyi，wochizaobanilaxiashui！”
zhouyangquexiemeiyixiao，qingqingcetoushuo：“tangzuzhang，zheiweifangchuzhangsihuzaizhiyinindediaochanenglini。”
jianzhouyangshanfengdianhuo，fangyuntianqidexinzangzhichouchou，nudao“nifangpi！nimingzhidaowodeyisi，bietouhuangainian！zaishuole，ninengshuofumingshanzuodesuoyoushiniyidiandoubuzhiqing？”
tangyuyeshibeifangyuntianzheijiahuodedizhishangjiqidaole。
zijizheimemingxiandejitashiyanse，tahaibumingbai？
简直是头蠢猪！
taqidexiongtangjulieqifu，lengshenghechi：“goule！”
“jiujingnishijianchazudefuzuzhanghaishiwoshi？！zhouyangyoumeiyouzui，bushinizheigehouqinbudechuzhangnengjuedingde！”
“buguiniguandeshi，nijiubiechashou！”
jiantangyuhaizheimeguzheduifang，zhouyangtiaoletiaomei，neizhizhuazhetatunbudedashouyonglidenielenie。
“wu……”tangyujiaoqumengdiyizhan，dengleyiyanzhouyang。
tazenmejiumeikanchulaizheijiahuozheimehuaini？
dantaqiangxingrennaishentidailaideyiyang，lenglengdedingzhefangyuntian：“woyishuodehenqingchu，zhouyangyuzheicitanwuanwuguan，tashiqingbaide。”
“nixianzaimashangxiangzhouyangdaoqian！”
zheihuarangfangyuntiandeyanjingdengdegengda，yilianbufuqidefennudao：“rangwojitadaoqian？bukeneng！”
zheijiahuobuguoshiyigexiangbalao，zhiqianyoufumingshanzhaozhejiusuanle！
kexianzaifumingshandoudaotaile，zijipingshenmebunengbatacaizaijiaoxia！
erqie，gangcaitahaizheimetiaoxinziji！
tanalaidezigetiaoxinziji！
wangzhegoujitiaoqiangdefangyuntian，tangyujinyaoyinya，ehenhendidenghuiqu。
zheijiahuonaozijinshuilema？zhengouchunde，kanlaizaitashenshanglangfeishijianhaowuyiyi。
tashangqianyibu，sisidingzhefangyuntian，yaoyadao：“fangyuntian，nikezhidaowumiegongzhirenyuanshishenmehouguo？！”
zairangzheijiahuofengxiaqu，gaobuhaozijidoushoubulechang。
kanzhetangyudonglezhennu，fangyuntiandunshidaleyigeduosuo，talengjingxialai，shenshenxilekouqi，dao：“duibuqi，shiwowuhuilezhoumishule。”
“ng？fangchuzhangshuoshenme？woerduobuhao，tingbujian。”zhouyangtaoletaoerduo，guzuoyihuodekanzheta。
“zhouyang，nibietaiguofen！”ganggangpingfuxialaidefangyuntiandunshiqidetiaojiao。
这家伙就是故意的！
“zenme？gangcaifangchuzhangkeshizaimeiyourenhezhengjudeqingkuangxia，yikouyaodingwohetanwuanyouguan，xianzaifandaoshiwoguofenle？”zhouyanglengxiao。