sumuchenjixufenbijishu。
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“zixia！niyunijiejieqingxiabenweiriyueshendengdengxin，jingranshanzixiafan！”
“haidaochugenrenshuo，sheinengbachunishouzhongdeziqingbaojian，jiushinideruyilangjun！”
erlangzhenjunyiliannuxiang，lenglengdengzheduimiandezixiaxianzi。
sidatianwangyoujiehuadao：“nishishenxianzennengdongfanxin，ruoshixiemowaidaobachunidebaojian，womenxianjieqibulunweixiaobing？”
zixiashouchibaojian，jiangjiweitianshensaoshiyiquan，zuijiaoluchuleyimoxiaorong。
“shenxianyehao，yaoguaiyehao，cijianzhiyouwogenwodeyizhongrennengbadechu！”
“jiusuantashiyaoguai，woyehuiyishengyishigenzheta！”
“ruguobunenggenwoxihuanderenzaiyiqi，jiwozuoyuhuangdadi，woyebuhuikaixin！”
erlangshennubukee，chaozhezixiaxianzilengshengdao：“yipaihuyan！”
“jirannizhimibuwu，wojintianjiuyaotitianxingdao，yaonizairenjianxianjiexiaoshi！”
zixiaxianziliangzhigebojiaocha，jiangjianbaozaihuaili，danrandao：“zhixianyuanyangbuxianxian，xiaoshijiuxiaoshi！”
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sumuchenxiexiazixiaxianzideaiqingguan，danmuzaicigundongleqilai。
“zixiaxianzizhenxingqing，weileaiqingfenbugushena！”
“haochuncuidexianzi，youdianxihuantazheigexinggele。”
“wokao，zixiaxianzibuhuibeierlangshenzhijieshadiaoba？”
“wa，bachubaojiandejiushitadeyizhongren，kanlaizheibaziqingbaojianhenbuyibanna。”
“xianzihaodanchuna，jingranxiangxinsuming，tazheigeaiqingguanzhendehaochuncui！”
“ai，xianshizhongkemeiyouzheizhongnvhai，xiangzhaoyigecailidiyidiandedounan。”
“……loushangde，biezhawoxin！”
“yuanfentianzhuding，suoyourendexiangyudoushiqianshixiulaide，zhenxiyanqianrenba，geweisaonian！”
“……”
演播厅内。
jimingpingweiyuzhuchirensabeining，ciketongyangyilunleqilai。
“bucuo，yikaipianjiushishenyaozhizhan，maodunlaman，kanlaizheigezixiadagailvjiushinvzhule！”
liuhepinglianliandiantou，youdao：“xieaiqingjuyongzheizhongkaipian，gousiqueshizugouqiaomiao，nvzhuderensheyixiazitixianchulaile。”
yangeling，jiangqitaoerrenyebiaoshitongyi。
“queshi，nvzhuyichuchang，renwulailiyijixinggejiuwanquanqueli，tajuebushineizhongjiaodidideshunvxingxiang！”
“erqie，zhijiedianmingletademude，tajiushibenzheaiqingxiafande，mubiaoshifenmingque！”yangelingjiezheyoubuchongdao。
“zheizhongyouxinggedenvren，buzhidaohezhizunbaoxiangyu，huishishenmechangmian，yijingyoudianqidaile！”
“nengbachutabaojianderenjiushitadeyizhongren，yiqiedousuiyuan，xiangxinsumingtianzhuding，sumuchenzheigechuangyihaizhenxinying。”
jiangqitaoyoudianxingfen，zheigejuqinghetakanguodesuoyouaiqingjudoubutaiyiyang。
“anzhaoxiyoushijiedechangguitaolulaishuo，tiantingxiafandeyaoguai，yudaoshenxiandoushihuihedebianhuiyuanxing。”
“zheigezixiaxianzifeidanmeiyouhaipa，shenzhidangzheerlangshendemian，zhijieledangjiangzijideaiqingguanbaichulai，zheijiuyoudianfantaolule！”
yangelingmanmuxiaorong：“zheiyangdenvzhu，chuxianzaidengjisenyandexianjiashijie，haizhenshibuduojian！”
“youqishierlangshenmingyanyaotaxiaoshi，tajingranhainengrucicongrong，taibuyibanle，haoqidaijiexialaidejuqing。”
yanbotingnei，weiyouzhusujingcishibiaoqingbutaiduijing，buguotadaoyemeiduoshuoshenme。
sabeiningnaguohuatong，kanzhejiweipingwei，yexiaodao：“geweilaoshi，biejibieji，jiexialaidejuqingfazhanmashangjiulaile。”
jirenmuguangzhongxinyihuidaolezhibojiandeyingmushang，sumuchenbixiabingweitingzhichuangzuo。
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“放肆！”
erlangshentingdaozheihua，buzaifeihua。
shouchisanjianliangrenqiang，daizhenantianmensidatianwang，zhizhichaozhezixiaxianzishaleguolai。
zixiaxianzihaobuweizhan，bachushouzhongdeziqingbaojian，yuwushenzhijiezhanzaiyiqi。
direnhewei，zixiaxianzilengjingyingzhan，yingshimeirangtamenzhandaoyisibianyi。
yihuyixijian，yidazhansanshihuihe。
zixiaxianzizhaozhunshiji，yingzheerlangshendemian，qingqingfeiqi！
jiaocaisanjianliangrenqiang，kongzhongyigeqingyingdefanshen，shenchujianrenweiweiyitiao！
zhijiejiangerlangshendingguanxuexia，sidatianwangjikebianhuangzhangleqilai。
zixiaxianzibingweiluodi，shunshihuikan，zhizhijiangsidatianwangshenchudebingqi，zhuyikanduan。
zaijieyijiqiufengsaoluoye，sidatianwangquanbudaodi。
zixiaxianzishunshifeiyue，qingyingluozaipangbiangaoqiangzhishang。
zhijiantabaojianshouqiao，miandaixiaorong，qingmiedekanzhexiafanglangbeibukandewuweishenxian！
sidatianwangzhong，baozhepipadechiguotianwang，mianseyileng，zhijieduizhezixiaxianzizouqileshouzhongpipa。
yinshenggongji，zhijilinghun，biwukebi！
raner，zixiaqueshibingbuhuangzhang，lianshangyijiudaizhexiaorong。
jinjiezhe，taqingqingjuqilezijideyoushou，shouzhongdelingdangsuizhetayaohuangdeshouwan，yefachulezhenzhenyueerdeshengyin。
pipayulingdang，yinshengduikang！
nonghudazaiwaiqiangshangdemugan，suizheliangdaoyinsheng，laihuizhendong，qiefuduyuelaiyueqianglie。
haosi，zhouzaodeyiqiedoumashangjiuyaobeicuihuiyiban！
zixiaxianzizaicijuqizuoshou，liangzhishoujiaochabaidongshouwan，liangzhichanraodelingdangshouhuantongshifachuyinlv！
chiguotianwangyebushiruo，shouzhongdepipashengyinyezhujianyuezouyuexiang！
jidudeshengyinduikangxia，nonghuneibenjiubujieshidemupeng，hongrandaota！
erlangshenjianzhuang，lijiqiajue，sanyanshengongzhichongzixiamianmenerlai。
zixiaxinzhongyijin，liangzhishouwanchanraoshifa，liangzhilingdangshouhuanshunshihuazuoxiandun。
erlangshenzheiyijizhijiebeizixiaxianzidangxiabushuo，shengongyuboshunshihuidan，zhizhijizhonglechiguotianwangshouzhongdepipa。
轰隆一声！
chiguotianwangshouzhongdepipazhijieduanxian，pipadeyinlvshengjiaranerzhi。
erlangshenzhengyuchushou，naihemeilepipaduikangzixiaxianzishouzhonglingdangyinsheng。
buchuyixi，erlangshenzhijiexinshenbeilingdangchuanchushengyinmihuo，siyikuangxiao。
sidatianwanggengshibansuizhelingdangsheng，dangchangweizheerlangshen，tiaoqilechouloudewudao。
dengdaojirenhuiguoshenlai，zixiaxianzizaoyibujianzongji，chedixiaoshi。
erlangshenyiliannuxiang，zaixiangqiganggangdechoutai，xinzhongfennuyichang。
sidatianwangzhengdasuankaikou，erlangshenzhijieyibaishou，nuhedao：“buyongshuole，zheijianshisheiganshuochuqu，wojiushaleta！”
“可是……”
guangmutianwangkanzheerlangshendao：“nidexiaotianquan，zhengzaineibianqizheyitiaomuquane^……”
“啊？？？”
“liantadoudonglefanxin，wojinwanjiushaletadayaji！”
sidatianwangyilianxise：“heihei，womenzaojiuzheimexiangle。”
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“pu，hahaha，erlangshenhaidabuguoyigendengxin！”
“erlangshenlianzixiadoudabuguo？tashizenmehehouerdachengpingshoude？”
“fabao，fabao，nidongshenmejiaofabaoma？”
“guoran，herulaiyouguandedouniubi！”
“liuliuliuliu，haonigexiaozixia，wugongjuranzheimegao！”
“lunahegaojianliduishangle，hahahaha！”
“hahaha，xiaotianquanjingranzaidaye！”
“xiaosi，gujierlangshendexiaotianquanyijinghuanlehaojitiaole，dongbudongjiudayajile。”
“……”