huadaozheili，yanbotingneizuzuchenmoleshimiaozhong。
“ruguoyanlaoshishuodeshizhende，neisumuchendechuangzuonengli，jiuyouxiekongbule！”
liuhepingzaicikaikou，dapoleningjing。
“wodelaotian，jinguanwomenrucikanhaosumuchen，kehaoxianghaishidiguleta，woxianzaigenbenwufaxiangxiang，tadejubenhouxuhuiyouduomejingyan！”
shuozhe，tayoutanxidao：“sumuchenzheigejubendeshendu，yijingbuyunxuwomenjiandandequkantadebiaoxiangle。”
“可怕！”
pingweimenzheifanjianjieyichu，sumuchendejubenneirong，zhijiebeiladaoleyigequanxindegaodu。
ke，weiduzhusujingmeiyoucanyutaolun。
dajiadouzaifayan，sabeiningzuoweizhuchiren，ziranbuyunxuzheizhongqingkuangchuxian。
zhuanguotou，xiaozhekanxiangzhusujin，wendao：“zhulaoshi，ninyoushenmexindejianjiema？”
“荒谬！荒谬！”
zhusujingdoukuaiyaoqidezazhuozile，yangelingdefenxi，zhijietuifanletadeyanlun。
cike，tashenzhiyouxiebuzhisuocuo，wudizirong。
……
pingweimenzheiyifanfenxihou，benlaihaiyouxinyouyihuodeguanzhongmen，cikebipingweigengjidong。
yishunjian，zhibojiandanmuzaiciwuxianyongdongleqilai。
“***！yuanlaishizheiyang，wokanlegejimo！”
“666666，jipigedayaoqilaile，zhizunbaoderenshejingranshizheiyang！”
“sumuchenshimoguima？tabixiadezhizunbaokansihuangdan，shijishangjingranhuiyoufoxing！！！”
“youdianharenle，wodaoqian，batadangchunxijukan，youdianwurujubenle！”
“sudadajiayouxie，woxianzaiyijingfuxianglianpianle！！！”
“……”
华宜兄弟。
wangzhongleitingwanyangelingdefenxi，zaikanzhemanpingdedanmu，shouxinjingranmaochulehanshui！
“zhuwei，nimenzenmekandaiyangelinglaoshidefenxi？”
wangzhongleihuitouzhijiekanxiangjiminggongsizhuanyeguwen，qidaizhetamenduijubendepingjia。
“laoban，laoshishuo，zheigejubenzhenbujiandan！”
“muqianjubenshangtixianchulaidegushizhangli，yishuzaoyi，zhishaoyeshizhuanyejideshuiping。”
“zhibojianguanzhongmenxianzaikandaodeqishizhishidiyiceng，pingweimenkandaodeshidierceng，qishitahaiyoudisanceng！”
zhuanyeguwenhuadaozheili，wangzhongleimeitouyizhou，renzhenwendao：“nijiangdedisanceng，zhideshishenme？”
“后劲！”
zheilianggeziyichulai，wangzhongleishenxileyikouqi，bantianmeinenghuanguolai！
“zheigejuben，ruguoanzhaoxianzaideshuipingwanghoufazhan，kenengpaichengdianyinghou，zaochengdeyingxianglikenengshiwunian！shenzhishinian！”
wangzhongleirouleroutaiyangxue，yongyizhongqiguaideyanshendingzhepingmunei，zhengzaijianpanshangfengkuangqiaojidesumuchen。
“zheijiahuo，shiwoshinianlaijianguodewushutiancaili，zuijingyandeneiyige！”
gantanzhong，talijijigegewangzhongjundaqudianhua，shaozuotaolunhou。
tabianzhijiedianliangongsishangwubu，jianduandemiaoshulesumuchenjubendeshiqing。
jinjiezhebianshiyiju：“mingtianzaiguanchazuihouyitian，ruguomeiyouchuangzuozhiliangbodong，zhijielianxijiemuzu，baojia，suduyaokuai！”
与此同时。
xiangjiangyule，yinghuangyingshi，xinliyingshi，qiechuanmei……
gegedingjiyingshigongsitongyangchunchunyudong，chenggongnaxiasumuchenzheigejuben，yijingchengweiletamendangxiazuizhongyaodegongzuo。
……
benshenjiubaohuodezhibojian，jingguopingweimenduineirongdezheimeyifenxi。
douyinshipinzaiyichuanbo，zheihuierguankanzhiborenshuzhibiqianwan！
jiuzaisuoyourendouyiweizheijiushitianhuabandeshihou，jitiao**lamandehengfu，zhijiechuxianzailezhibojiannei！
huanyingzunguidezhizunsvip，huayixiongdiguanfangjinruzhibojian……huanyingzunguidezhizunsvip，xiangjiangyuleguanfangjinruzhibojian……huanyingzunguidezhizunsvip，xinliyingshiguanfangjinruzhibojian……huanyingzunguidezhizunsvip，qiechuanmeiguanfangjinruzhibojian……zheijiweizhongliangjiguanfanghaoyichuxian，yuanbenzaiqianwanrenshupaihuaidezhibojian，zhijiechongpoqianwan，chaozheyiqianwubaiwanzhichongerqu。
danmuyijingwanquanyanmeilepingmu，bukaibanpingxianshidehua，lianzhibohuamiandoukanbudao！
“6666666，wokanzhibozheimeduonian，diyicikandaozheimeduorendezhibojian！”
“a？？？zheicaishisanshierqiangdebisaia，sumuchenzheijiuyaonitianle！”
“xiongdimen，woganggangkanle，qitaxuanshoudezhibojianxianzaidoumeirenle，chulelinwanerneilihaiyoubudaoyiqiantiangou，qitazhibojianlianpoqianrendounan！”
“hahahaha，zheigebisaiganjueyijingchenglesumuchendezhuanchangle！”
“bukuishiwoxihuandexuanshou，zheipaimianzhijielamana！”
“kuaixiekuaixie，dengbujila！”
“qidaizhonging……”
……
danmufengkuangyongdong，dansumuchencikezuozaianjingdefangjiannei，yiwusuozhi。
zixiaxianziyuzhizunbaochucijianmiandechangjingxiewan，jiexialaijiushidaoleqingxiachuchangdejuqingle。
sumuchenkanleyiyanshijian，gangguoshierdian。
zuowanneiyijueshuidechaojihao，zheihuierjubenyulianghainengzhichenghenjiu。
fanzhengyouyongbuzhequsikaojuqingzouxiang，zhiguanshuchuneirongjiukeyi，suoyitafandaoshibuzhejile。
zaoshangjiuheleyibeisuannai，zheihuierduziyijingedeyouxienandingle。
zuotianzhongwujiumeiyouchifan，jintianzaibuchiweitiedingyaochuwentide。
shiyizhici，xianchifanba！
shuangshouliaoxiajianpan，sumuchenzhizhitangzaileyizishang。
dalegehaqian，tadakaishoujikaishimanyouyoudianqilewaimai。
……
“？？？？？？ge，zayoubuxiele？”
“aiya，sulaodanishiyaojisiwoma！！！”
“qiunilegeduoxieyidianba，guiqiuguiqiu！”
“hahaha，sumuchenkezhenbujizheixieyingshidalaomenmianzia，shuotingjiuting。”
“juele，tayaoshizhidaozheixiedalaomenquanzaitazhibojian，kongpadeheyijiling！”
“***，youcaihuazhenkeyiweisuoyuweia，zheimeduodalaomeiyigelikaizhibojiande。”
“……”
shifenzhonghou，shoujishengyinxiangqi，waimaidaole。
sumuchenchongzhejingtouyixiao，dao：“pengyoumen，nimenebue？”
shuozhe，tabaquhuilaidecuipikaoyazaijingtouqianhuangyouleyifan。
“na，zhibojiandegeweipengyoumenxianchi！”
说罢。
tazhijiejiangkaoyatanzaizhuoshang，jiuzhetianmianjianghecongsi，juanzhebobing，manyouyoudepinchangleqilai。
“xiongdimen，budebushuo，jingchengkaoya，tianerbuni，zheiweidaojiushibanzheng！”
sumuchenmanzuiyarou，kehaishibuwangjiduizhejingtou，shushuozhemeishiweidao。
zhibojiandedanmujijinbengkui。
“？？？？？？？？”
“chibozhibojian？！！！”
“sumuchengegehaowenroua，jingranqinzichijiwokan（hen！hen！）？”
“woqiaoa！benlaibue，niteniangjiwokanele！”
“sumuchennikezuogerenba，jubengourenjiusuanle，chigekaoyayeyaogouwodekoushuima！！”
“xiongdimen，wobuxingle，woyedezhenggekaoyaqu！”
“……”
演播厅内。
sabeiningyilianwunai，kuxiaozheyipaishou，dao：“rangyiqianduowanrenkanzhetachikaoya，zheijiahuozongshibuantaoluchupaia！”