zhuchirenjixushuodao：“yuanlaiwomenruorouxiaojiepingshihewomenludashuaigeguanxineimehaoa，lianweixindoushizhidingni！neijiuqingruorouxiaojiexiangliebiaolidezheiweijinxingbiaobaichengfaba！”
zhuchirenyibianshuozhe，zhaoyangdangzhuleweixinhao，luchuleluzhaogesangedazi。
弹幕再次炸了锅。
[luzhao！！wodetianna！！shiwoxiangdeneigeluzhaoma！！]
[chuleshineigeluzhaohainengyounageluzhao？neikeshiluzhaoai！muqianzuihuodenanmingxing！bukuishiwojiarourou，heluzhaoguanxijuranzheimehao！！]
[kanyangzitamenyinggaiguanxihenhaoai！weixindoushizhiding！buhuizaojiutanshangleba？zheiduicpwoxiankeweijing！]
[kecp+1！zaojiukantamenliangbuduijingle，zhiqianhezuodeneibuguzhuangjudexuanfatouxiangrouroudaoxianzaidoumeihuanni！]
[xiaosi，zheibubineigewumingshiqiang？]
[hahahaloushangdenikuaibieshuole，yihuinjjiadefensigaichulaitiaojiaole！]
guruorouguzuohaixiuzhuang，xiaoxinyiyidaleyilianchuandezi，haibuwangtaitouyiweishenzhangdikanwoyiyan。
wobujinjuedeyouxiehaoxiao，yeyouxiehaoqiduifanghuizenmehuifuta。
“luzhaoge，woxihuanni。”
guruoroumanxinqidaididianlefasong，buliaoxiayimiao，yigehongsegantanhaoheranchuxianzaipingmushang。
——xiaoxiyifachu，danbeiduifangjushoule。
03.
guruoroudangchanglianhonglegedaban。
tayoubusixindizhongxinfalehaojibian，kehongsedegantanhaojiuyizhimeitingguo。
tayouxiegangadichaojingtouyixiao，tongshiyebuwangduanzhezijidexingxiang，luchuzhaopaidewugubiaoqing，“haoxiangneitianluzhaogehewoshuo，tahuanweixinhaole……haoxianghaimeilaidejigaosuwoni……”
woxinxiang，huanweixinhaolehaihuichuxianbeijushouhehongsegantanhaoma？
有点儿意思。
zhuchirenganmangyuanchang：“meishimeishi，womenhaikeyizhongxinzhaoyigede。”
womomoshouhuileshixian，kanzhezhuchirenyoujieguoshouji，youzhongxinkaishizhidingrenxuan。
wozaiyipangxiaoshengdigu：“wozenmebuzhidaoluzhaohuanweixindeshier？”
woyuanyiweiwodeshengyinyijinggouxiaole，quemeixiangdaojuranhaishibeiguruoroutingdaole。
zheixiatayouxiezuobuzhule，gouqichunchaowopieleyiyan：“e？neizheimeshuonanjiameimeiyeyouluzhaogedelianxifangshile？”
woxinxiangwobujinyou，guanxihaihaodebudele。
buguozuizhongwoshenmeyemeishuo，zhishizhuanyihuati：“buzhidaozhuchirenzheicihuijiruoroujiechoudaoshenmechengfaduixiangni？”
keguruorourengjiubuyiburao：“nanjiameimei，nikebiezhuanyihuatia，yaobuwomenlaiduyiduzenmeyang？xiayiqijiemukankansheinengyaoqingdaozijiganggangfaxinxideduixianglaigongtongcanyuyouxihuanjie，shudeneiyizujieshouchengfa，ruhe？”
guruorouyouxiexiaozhangdikanxiangwo，liandaitaixiadaoyandemuguangyetouleguolai。
zaicanjiajiemuqianningjietedihewoshuoguo，zheidangzongyidoushifenshangxialiangqide，shangbanqiweigerenchang，xiabanqizeweidadangzuhe。
henxianran，guruoroudetiyi，duijiemudeshoushilvheguanzhududenggefangmianwuyidoushishouyizuidahua。
guangshiyigeluzhao，jiunengrangdabufenrenqidaizhilaman。
jiabinsuoyaoqingguolaidechangwaijiabin，shibuxuyaojiemuzufuewaifeiyongde，daoyancishiliandouyaoxiaolanle。
haimeilaidejijujue，zhuchirenjiuzaishoudaodaoyandeanshihouqiangxianyibujieguohua：“bukuishiruorouxiaojie，zheigezhuyifeichangbucuo。neizanmenjiuxianmaigefubi，jiujingzanmenxiaqidejiemushangliangweinengfouyaoqingdaozijidechengfaduixiangni？”
guruorouduizhejingtoujiaoxiadixiaolexia，yifuxiongyouchengzhudeyangzi，“dajiayidingyaohenhenqidaixia，dangranruguowomenzhongdeqizhongyirenmeiyouyaoqingchenggong，dajiayebuyaoshiyae，womendouhuijinlide，nishuoduibananjiameimei？”
xiaoshuo《zongyiyouxi：wobiaobailezhendalao》di3zhangshidujieshu。