第1章
“zheidongxidaodishigeshaa？”
nanjingchengfengtiandiannuange，zhuyuanzhangdianliangzhezijishouzhongdeyigefanzheguangdefangxingyushi，fanlaifuqudechakan，quewanquankanbuchugesuoyiran。
“zhongba，zheidongxinidouyanjiuyitianle，xianfangxiachifanba！”
pangbianmahuanghouhanleyiju，kanzhuyuanzhanghaosimeitingjianyiban，shangqianyibaduoguoyushi，ranhoushiyipangbiandeshinvbafancaibaizaizhuozishang。
“aiyou,meizi，nixiaoxinyidian，zheikeshizandebaobei！”
“zansuiranbuzhidaozheidongxishishenme，danzanyouzhongzhijue，zheidongxihenzhongyao。”
zheiyushishizuotianwanshangtapiyuewanzouzhangzhihou,zaihuilaidelushangjiandaode。
zaiyelizheidongxijingranhuifaguang，zheikerangzhuyuanzhanghaoqixindazuo，jintianyitianyizhidouzaiyanjiuzheidongxidaodishishenme。
kanzhuyuanzhangyilianjinzhangdemoyang，mahuanghouqueshipuchiyishengxiaoleqilai。
“wokanzheni，shuaibuhuainizheibaobei，ganjinxianbafanchile，yihuierdouyaoliangle。”
“奶奶！”
jiuzaizheishimenwaiyigeshiduosuidehaizipaolejinlai。
mahuanghoukandaolairen，lianshangdunshijiushanguoyisicixiang。
“ai,wojiabaobeisunzilaile！”
“kuailai，kuailai，yeyenainaizhengchifanni！”
mahuanghoumanlianniaidebazhuxiongyingbaozaihuaili。
“xiongyinga，ji，dajitui,huangyeyejide！”
kandaozhuxiongyingguolai，zhuyuanzhangyebuzaijijiaoyushideshiqing，ershishenshoubazhuozishangdeyigejituijiazhefangzailezhuxiongyingdemianqian。
“gankuaiduochidian，dengzhangdale，huangyeyedainiquqidama？”zhuyuanzhangxiaozhedao。
“咳咳咳！”
“谢谢皇爷爷！”
zhuxiongyinglianxukesoulehaojisheng，zheicaigaoxingdebaoqidajitui，langtunhuyandechileqilai。
“mandianchi，bieyezhele！”pangbianmahuanghouqingroudefumozhedasunzidehoubei。
zhuyuanzhangkanzhezheiyimu，buyouhahadaxiaoleqilai。
taganjuelaotianyedaitahaishibubode，suiranzaonianfumushuangwang，zijiyechadianbeiesi，danrujinbudanzijidanglehuangdi，laotianyeyoujilezijizheimeyigecongminglinglidedasunzi。
rujinyoumeizipeizaizijishenbian，youzheimeyigedongshidedasunzi，suiranlaodajingchangqiziji，danyewushangdaya，zongtilaishuotaduixianzaihaishihenmanyide。
“叮咚！”
turanjiuzaizheishi，yidaoshengyinxiangleqilai。
zhuyuanzhanghemahuanghoutongshiniutouqukan。
queshifaxianshiganggangbeimahuanghoushouqilaideneigeyushijingranzaixiang。
zhuyuanzhangshenseyizhen，limaguoqubayushinaleqilaichakan。
huanying“kaijuyigewan”jiaruqunliao。
kaijuyigewan，nikeyijinxingfayanle。
yixingwenziguiyidechuxianzaiyushibiaomian，rangzhuyuanzhangmuguangyining。
“开局一个碗？”
“mofeizheishizaishuowo？”
zhuyuanzhanglvzhehuxuxianrulesisuo。
ruoshuozheigepingjiaqishiyetingduide，zijidangnianhaizhennazhewanqitaoguo。
turanjiuzaizheishi，pingmushangyoutiaochuleyixingzi。
jiejuyigensheng：“zheishenmedongxi？”
“jiejuyigensheng......。”
zhuyuanzhangmomodikanzhezheigerendemingzi，momingjuedehezijidemingziyouxieyingjing。
takandaoxiabianjiaoluoliduochuleyigexiaolianmoyangdetubiao，buyoujiudianleyixia。
limayigexiaolianjiubengdaolepingmushang。
开局一个碗：微笑
诛十族：微笑
威武大将军：微笑
我爱修道：微笑
叔侄情深：？
shuzhiqingshen：sheinenggaosuwo，zheidongxidaodishishenme？
zhushizu：haha，zanyexiangyaozhidao，yourennengshuoyishuoma？
weiwudajiangjun：nimendoushizuoshenmedea？
weiwudajiangjun：gaosunimenyigemimi，qishiwoshihuangdi。
jiaomentianzi：qiaole，zhenyeshihuangdi！
mujianghuangdi：yi，mofeidajiadoushihuangdima？
woaixiudao：youqu，youqu，kanlaizhendegongjiyijingbeishangtianganyingdaole，jingranyouruciduodediwanglaiweizhenhe！
shuzhiqingshen：yuanlaidajiadoushihuangdia，woyeshihuangdi，gangdengjisannian，xianzaiwoyougeshushuzhengzaibeibianzaofan，wotainanle。
zhushizu：keke，zaofan？zheiyetaiherenleba！
zhushizu：xiaoxiongdi，nixianzaizenmeyangle？
shuzhiqingshen：“woyijingpaileershiwandajunguoqule，duifangzhiyouwuliuwanren，daleyinianle，haimeibapanluanyaxiaqu，woxianzaizhengzaikaolvgenghuanzhushuai。”
kaijuyigewan：linzhenhuanshuainaishidaji，niquedingyaozheimezuo？
shuzhiqingshen：buzheiyangzenmeban，woyeyewangquanguofenglehaoduodefanwang，zheigezaofandefanwangshiwosishu，shisuoyoufanwanglizuilihaideyige，zhiyouzhenyaleta，biedefanwangcaibugandong，ruoshichichidabuxialai，biedeshushumendouyaochunchunyudongle，daoshihoutianxiajiefan，wozenmebana！
“四叔？”
永乐十年的大明朝。
zhudikanzheshouzhongfangxingyushishangxianshidexinxi，buyouzizhudemolemoxiaba。
“zheizenmetingzheneimexiangwoa！”
talvexianxinxudelieleliezui。
“erqiewozheimingzizenmezheimeqiguai，zhushizu，woshenmeshihouzhuguorenjiashizulea！”
zhudizhouzhemeitoukanzhepingbanshangxianshichulaidezijimingzi，ganjueyouxietaiherenle，zheihuijirenliuxiabuhaodeyinxiang，buzhidaodehaiyiweizijishigeshishazhirenni！
kaijuyigewan：anlilaishuo，gongweichaotingzhongyangdejingyingzhanliyinggaishizuiqiangde，zhenyadifangshangzaofandefanwanghenqingsongjiunengzuodao。
kaijuyigewan：zaishuoniyouershiwanren，juquanguozhilidapiananyidizhiyoujiwanrendefanwang，zenmezheyebuyinggaijiangchide，nixianzaizheigeqingkuanghenguiyi，henyoukenengshinidechaotangshangyechuwentile，nishibushidangzhengzhihougenggaiqianrenhuangdidingxialaideguocele？
叔侄情深：震惊
shuzhiqingshen：nizenmezhidao？
shuzhiqingshen：yeyetadingxiadeguocetaikuliele，wodanglehuangdizhihouzirangenggailebushao，danwozheiyeshiweiledaminghaoa！
jiaomentianzi：daming？zheibuqiaolema，wodeguojiayejiaodaming！
weiwudajiangjun：zhenjing，woyeshidamingdehuangdi！
woaixiudao：zhuwei，youmeiyoukeneng，womenshuodedoushiyigedaming？
zhuyuanzhangzhouzhemeitoukanzheshouzhongpingbanshangxianshideyilianchuanxinxi，taxinzhongjianjianshengchuleyigehendadandexiangfa。
“mofei，zheilimianderendoushizandaminghouxudejunwang，shizandezisunhouren？”
zhuyuanzhanghuxiweiweiyizhi，lveyisisuosuoxingzhijiefaguoquleyitiaoxinxi。
kaijuyigewan：woshizhuyuanzhang，nimendoushishei，baoshangxingming！
zhengdechao，zhengzaibaofangliyibianyouzaiyouzaidekanzheshouzhongdefangxingyushiliaotian，yibianweiyanglongzilixindedeyizhihuabaodeweiwudajiangjunzhuhouzhaokandaozheigemingzi，shoubuyouyidou，shouzhongyushizhijiejiudiaozailedishang。
“nianga，laozuzonghuoguolaile！”tamanlianxingfendejingjiaoqilai。
“噗！”
yonglechao，benlaizhengzaihezhoudezhudikandaozheigemingzi，pudeyishengjiubafanpenlechulai，tayizhanglianchaneijianjiubiedetonghong，manlianjingyibudingdedingzheyushipingmushangneijigezi。
“我爹，活了？”
“这怎么可能？”