zheiliangtianshizhufajuexiamianyangyang，zixiyikan，haiyouhongdian。huixiangzuijindezheiyiduan，zhiyouqianxietianyuliuyanshangguochuang，bingqieyinweixingji，meiyoudaitao，nandaoshineicichudewenti？
shizhuzijigaobuqingchushizenmehuishi，xiamianyoubushufu，youyubuweiteshu，tayoubuhaoyisiquyiyuan，xianglaixiangqu，tajuedingzhaofanglibinwenwen。
lianggeyueqian，fanglibinjingrenjieshaorenshileyigezaiyiyuanzuohushidenvhai，muqianlianggerenxiangchudebucuo，yijingquelilelianaiguanxi。shizhujuedefanglibindenvpengyoukenengdongzheifangmiandeshiqing，jiuxiangtongguofanglibinwenyixia。
xiawuzaidanwei，shizhujifanglibindalegedianhua，shuoyoushixuyaobangmang，rangfanglibinxiabanhouqutajialiyitang。
fanglibinbangwanxiabanhoulaidaoshizhujia，shizhubaqingkuangyishuo，fanglibinyoukanlekan，ranhouyilianyansudishuodao：“buhuishixingbingba。”
shizhutinglexinlijiushiyijin，lianseyebiandehennankan：“bunengba？wo……”
“nizuijinyoumeiyougennvrenganshier？”
shizhuduifanglibinmeishenmehaoyinmande，jiudianlediantou。
“那女的干净吗？”
shizhuxianglexiang：“tapingshitingjiangjiuweishengde。”
“wobushizheigeyisi，woshishuotashentijiankangma？youmeiyoubing？”
“zheiwojiubuzhidaole。”
“buzhidaonijiuganshang，nidedanziyetaidale。wobushihehuni，zheijianshinibixudezhongshiqilai，burannidexingfushenghuoyejiudaotoule。”fanglibinkandaoshizhulenghandouxialaile，youanweidao：“xianzaizhishihuaiyi，shibushihaibuyidingni，niyebietaidanxinle。yihuierwojiuquzhaowonvpengyouwenyixia，wanshangbadianyihounijiwojialidadianhuaba。”
shizhuzhiqianconglaijiumeiwangxingbingneifangmianxiangguo，keshitinglefanglibindehuayihou，tayuexiangyuejuedezijishidelexingbing。nandaozijizheibeizijiuzheimehuile？
shizhufeichanghuangkong，tazuolibuan，danyanjingshizhongdingzheqiangshangdeguazhong，zhixiwangshijiannenggouguodekuaiyidian，badiantahaojishizhudadianhua。
haoburongyiaodaolebadian，shizhubianquleloushangdeershujia，jiedianhuajifanglibinjiadadianhua，jieguofanglibinhaimeihuijia。shizhugumozhefanglibinyekuaihuiqule，jiugaosufanglibintama，dengfanglibinhuilaihouhuiguodianhua。
shizhujiuzuozaidianhuapangdengzhe，ershukanchuletayouxieyichang，wentazenmele，tayebushuo，ershuyejiumeiyouzhuiwen，nalegeliangkuaixiguadijita，jiuqukandianshile。
dayuebadianshiwuzuoyou，dianhuaxiangle，shifanglibindaguolaide，shizhuxiaoshengwendao：“zenmeyang，wenlema？”
fanglibinshuodao：“wenle，tahaijishuxideyishengdaledianhua，yishengshuobuhaoshuo，zuihaodeshibanfashiquyiyuanjianchayixia。woyejianyiniquyiyuan，shibushineizhongbingyijianchajiuzhidaole，yaobushiniyejiubuyongdanxinle，yaozhenshi，zaofaxianzaozhiliao。”
huidaojiali，shizhucaixiangqilaizheilihaiyouyigeliuyan，ruguotazhendelexingbing，yidingshiliuyanchuanjitade。taxiangzaidagedianhuabaliuyanjiaochulaiwenyixia，keshiyixianghaidemafanloushangershu，butaihao，haishimingtianzaishuoba。
zheiyiye，shizhujihuyisumeiheyan。
diertianzaoshang，shizhugubudechizaofan，jiandanxilebalianjiuquleliuyanjiasuozhudexiaoqu。
qidianbanzuoyou，liuyanchuxianzailedamenkou。
“nizenmelaile？”liuyanjingyadikanzheshizhu，taheshizhurenshidabannianle，shizhuhaishidiyicilaizhudongzhaota。
shizhujiangliuyanladaoyibian，mianseshifenningzhong：“nigenwoshuoshihua，nidaodiyoumeiyoubing？”
“nicaiyoubingni，dazaoshangdeshuoshenmehuhua。”liuyangandaomomingqimiao。
“womeigennikaiwanxiao，woshuozhengjingdeni。nichulewozhiwai，youmeiyou……youmeiyou……”
“什么呀？”
“youmeiyouhebiedenanrenshangguochuang？”
liuyanlianselimajiubianle，buyuedao：“nirenshiwoyebushiyitianliangtianle，woshishenmeyangderennibuzhidaoma？nibiewangle，wodiyicijiushigennizaiyiqi。”
“ninengbunengbieguaiwanmojiaode，nijiuzhijiegaosuwo，niyoumeiyouhediergenanrenshangguochuang？”
“meiyou！”liuyanshuodezhandingjietie。
shizhuzhuiwendao：“zhenmeiyou？”
liuyanganjuehenweiqu，biziyisuan，yanleijiuxialaile。taqifendeshenshoutuileshizhuyiba，zhiwendao：“nishenmeyisia？nidaodixiangganshenme？”
shizhuqianqiliuyandeshoushuodao：“genwozou。”
shizhubaliuyandaihuijia，baqingkuangshuoleyihou，youtuolekuzijiliuyankanlekan，liuyanzhizhoumei。
liuyanweilezhengmingzijideqingbai，yebakuzituole，bingfashitazhigenshizhuyigenanrenshangguochuang，jueduimeiyougenqitananrenfashengguoguanxi，tayaoshisahuangjiutiandawuleihong，chumenbeichezhuangsi。
shizhujianliuyanzhitianfashideyangzibuxiangshijiade，jiuxuanzexiangxinleta。keshitadewentihaizai，daodishibushixingbing，rengjiuxuanerweijue。
shizhuxiangdanweiqinglejia，tazaijiazhengzhengtangleyitian，jingguojiliedesixiangdouzheng，tajuedingquyiyuanjiancha，buranmeitianzheimejianao，tachizaodefenglebuke。
kaolvdaozijidebingteshu，yaoshibeitongxuetongshilinjumenzhidaole，yihoujiumeilianjianrenle。suoyibixudezhaoyigelijialidanweiyuanyidian，tongshiyiliaoshuipinghaiyaogaodeyiyuan。
shizhubachunyangzuihaodeyiyuanlalegemingdan，tiaolaitiaoqu，zuizhongtiaozhonglechunyangdiyiyiyuan。
zhuantian，shizhuzhongwucongjiachufa，qicheganbenlijiazhishaoyouershilididechunyangdiyiyiyuan。
zhisuoyimeiyouzaoshangqu，zhuyaoshikaolvzaoshangyiyuanderentaiduole，youkenenghuipengdaoshuren。erxiawuyiyuanliwangwangrenhuihenshao，pengdaoshurendegailvyejiuhuidadajiangdi。
liyiyuanhaiyoujishimiyuanshi，shizhutingxialaizuoyoukanlekan，ranhoucongdoulinachumojinghekouzhaodaizailelianshang，fangzhibeirenrenchulai。
jinleyiyuan，shizhuquanshendeshenjingjiujinbengleqilai，qishitabuxianglaiyiyuan，chulepazhendedelexingbingyiwai，haiyoufeichangzhongyaodeyidianshi，tacongxiaojiupalaiyiyuan，yebuzhidaoweishenme，yidaoyiyuanjiutixindiaodande。suoyinengbuquyiyuanjiubuqu，yaoshifeiqubuke，yeyaozuohenzhangshijiandexinlizhunbeicaixing。
yiyuanyijingkaishishangbanle，menzhenloudeyiloudatingli，youshijigerenzhengzaiguahao。
shizhutiaoyigerenshaodechuangkoupaidui，buyihuierjiulundaoleta。
“kannake？”guahaoyuanwen。
shizhumeikanguozheizhongbing，yebuzhidaoguanake。taxiangleyixia，shuodao：“kannanxingfangmiandebing。”
tazheimeyishuo，guahaoyuanmashangjiujitagualeyigeminiaokedehao。
nazhehaolaidaosanlou，zhaolebantian，caizhaodaominiaokemenzhenshi。
menshibankaizhede，shizhuwanglikan，kandaoyigenvdechuanzhebaidaguazuozaizhuoziqian，dizhetoubuzhizaikanzheshenme。
女医生看男性病？
shizhuhuaiyitazhaocuodifangle，keshimenshangqueshixiezhe“miniaokemenzhen”jigezi，xianranmeiyoucuo。
yaoshikangebiedebing，shizhunengjieshounvyisheng，keshikanxiamiandebing，tashizaijieshoubule，jiuhuidaoyilouwenguahaoyuanyoumeiyounanyisheng，guahaoyuanshuomeiyou，nanyishengdouzaishangwu。
mingtianlaikan，jiuyiweizhehaiyaojianaoyiwan，shizhubuxiangzaizaozheigezuile，ketayoubuxiangrangnvyishengjitakan，gaihequhecong，tayouxiebuzhisuocuo。
choumenlejiangjinbangexiaoshi，shizhuxinyiheng，jilaizhizeanzhi，tashilaikanbingde，youbushilaixiangqinde。hekuangyigenvdedouhaoyisikannanrendebing，tayigenanrenhaiyoushenmebuhaoyiside。
zheimeyixiang，shizhulimajiuqingsonglebushao，yushiyouhuidaolesanlou。
laidaominiaokemenzhenshiqian，menhaishibankaizhe，danlimiandenvyishengbujianle，shizhuzhengtantoutannaowanglimiankandeshihou，beihouchuanlaiyigenvrendeshengyin。
“请进吧。”
shizhuhuitouyikan，shineigenvyisheng，maosizhangdehaibucuo。
weilekandeqingchuxie，jinwuhou，shizhubamojingzhailexialai。
zixiyikan，nvyishengnianlingzaisanshisuizuoyou，shengaoyimiliuchutou，tadewuguanruoshidandunachulai，nayigesihudoubushihenchuse，keshizuhedaoyiqi，rangrenkanzhejiuhenshunyan，henshufu。
yuwuguanbutongdeshi，tadeshangweihenchuse，mucemeiyoue，yezhishaoyoud。
tazuoxiadeyishunjian，shizhukandaotade**yebuxiao。
nvyishengshiyishizhuzuoxia，shizhuzuozaidengzishang，kanleyiyannvyishengdexiongka，zuobianshiyizhangzhaopian，youbianxiezheminiaokezhuzhiyishiyufengqin。
yufengqincongshizhushoulijieguoguahaodanhebingliben，ranhounaqizhuozishangdekouzhaodaizailianshang，wendao：“nalibushufu？”
“xiabianyangyang，haiyouhongdian。”shizhurushishuodao。
“bakuzituole，wokanyixia。”yufengqinlakaichouti，conglimiannachuyifuyicixingyiyongshoutaoheyibaxiaoshoudiantong。
shizhumianlunanse，zuozhemeiyoudong。
yufengqinjianzhuangshuodao：“wozhiyoukanlecainengzhidaojutishishenmeqingkuang，nizheimeshuowoshiwufabianbiede。ruguonijieshoubuledehua，neiwojiumeiyoubanfale。”
meitianhenanxinghuanzhedajiaodao，xiangshizhuzheizhongfanyingderenjianguotaiduole，tazaojiuxiyiweichang。
shizhuyouyuleyixia，ranhouqishengenzheyufengqinjinleyipangdepingfenglimian。
beizheyufengqinyibiantuokuzi，shizhuyibiananzizuoshenhuxi，tazaixinligaosuziji，yidingyaodanding，jueduibunengqigan。
mantuntundebakuzituoleyihou，shizhuzhuanshenmianxiangleyufengqin。
yufengqinweilekanqingchushizhudezhengzhuang，jiudanxiguidi，dunxialeshenzi。zheiyidun，lianggerendoushiyijing。
shizhumeixiangdaoyufengqinhuiyongzheigezishijitajiancha，tajiandaopiaoliangnvrenbenlaijiurongyijidong，zheigezishiyourongyirangrenfuxianglianpian，yibudanding，quanshenxueyebiankaishixiangfubuliudong，tazaixiangkongzhiyijinglaibujile。yushilaolianyihong，shuangyanyibi，jinsuomeitoubalianniuxiangleyibian。
zhijianneijiahuojiuxiangyikepangdahairengjinleshuiliyiyang，yuelaiyuezhuozhuang。
yufengqincongyeshinian，jianchaguochengzhongchuxianshenglifanyingdetayejianguobushao，keshixiangshizhuzheizhongzaizheimeduanshijianneiyouzheimedafanyingde，bingqiechangmianhaizheimezhuangguande，tahaishidiyicijiandao。
dachiyijingdetaermuyuanzheng，yizhabuzhadidingzhekan。sangziyanfagandetabuduandetunyanzhekoushui，xintiaoxiangdaguyiyangyuelaiyuekuai，shuangtuiqingbuzijindejiajin。
yishijian，pingfenglidekongqidoubianleweidao。
shizhubuzhidaojianchahaolemeiyou，taweiweizhengkaiyanjingwangxiakan，dangkandaoyufengqinzhengzaiyongyiyangdeyanshenkanzhetaxiamian，buxiangshizaijianchadeshihou，taxianshihenyihuo，suihouxinlizeshiyixi。
“jianchawanlema？”shizhudapochenjiwendao。