哐当！
shoujicongzhangjunjieshoushangtuoluozaidi，zhenggerendoumengle。
“junjie，zenmele？”laotaitailianmangwendao。
zhangjunjiewulihuida：“haojigebumentujijianchatianshanchuanmei，wobashuowodezuidarenwu，tianshanchuanmeiyinggaishiyaowanle。”
“什么！”
mujiaderendoubeizhenjingdaole，fenfenfachuyiwen：“nidezuishenmedarenwulea？”
zhangjunjiedouyaokule：“woyebuzhidaoa，doujiwozhengdedoumengquanle，zheixiahuiquwobazhidingdebawodagebansi。”
众人顿时无语。
muruxuekanxiangxiaozhan：“nishizenmetiqianzhidaotajiayaopochande？”
xiaozhanxiaodao：“tazhangzhejialiyoudianqian，lianwodeqiangjiaodouganwa，wodangranderangtajiapochan，kantahaiganbuganwawoqiangjiao。”
“shinigaokuatianshanchuanmeide？”
mujiasuoyourendoubukesiyikanzhexiaozhan。
zhangjunjiejifendao：“nishigepiani，zaitianshanchuanmeimianqiannijiuzhimayi，handongdeletianshanchuanmeima？”
“kebiewangzijilianshangtiejinle，kendingshizuowanwozaijiuba，bayigehezuidechemodaihuigongyu，beitadenanrenzhidaole，suoyibawojiadegongsigaokuale，genniyougepiguanxi！”
“lanyi，bakahaiwo，pinliwobuxiale。”zhangjunjieshenchuwulideshou。
tianshanchuanmeikuata，yaozhangjunjiezheigenvxuyemeiyong，wuhuilanbianjiangyinxingkahaita。
“zheixiahaiganwaqiangjiaobu？”xiaozhanxingzailehuodao。
zhangjunjiebaotiaorulei：“shousideluotuobimada，wobadegongsisuirandaole，danzaiwomianqianniyiranshizhimayi，jiwodengzheqiao！”
shuowan，taqihuhuliqu。
xiaozhanlandedalita，kanxiangmuruxue：“laopo，wocuoguainile，zanmenbulihunxingbu？wobaozhengyihouzaiyebusuibianwuhuinile。”
shijishang，sanniandexiangchu，tayijingxihuanshangzheigewailengneiredelaopole，ruobushigangcaiwuyiweibeidailelvmao，taduanranbuhuiqushuolihunzheizhongdanibudaodehua。
muruxueyaozhezuichun，ehenhendingzhexiaozhan。
suanzheijiahuohaiyoudianliangxin，nengyishidaobatawuhuile，buwangfeitaweilebuhetalihun，buxiyanmianqupaibijini**。
“nijiwogunyibianqu！”
wuhuilantuilexiaozhanyiba，duimuruxueshuodao：“nigangcaidoujuedinghetalihunle，neijiulidiao，chulezhangjunjieqingzhouduodeshifushaoxiangquni，suibianxuanyigedoubizheigefeiwuqiangwanbei！”
“haishisuanlebaershen。”muruxuedetanggemuhaitaochaoxiaodao：“muruxuezheizhongnvrentaibujilile，zhangshaoyaoquta，wubaiwanpinlidounachulaile，jieguojialichushile，ershenhaiyaohaiqitafuerdaiyinzheigebujilidenvrenerchushima？”
muhaitaojiahemuruxuejiabuhe，chuchuyazhemuruxueyijia，yaoshimuruxuejiadehao，neifanguolaitajiadebeimuruxuejiayaxiaqu，suoyiyejiubuxiwangmuruxuenengjiajinhaomenle。
“neizhishiqiaohe，genwojiaruxuepiguanximeiyou，nizuihaobiexiashuo，haiwojiaruxuejiabuchuquwogennimeiwan！”wuhuilannudao。
muruxuequandao：“ma，huoxuzhenxiangmuhaitaoshuodeneiyang，woshigebujilidenvren，suoyijiubierangwoquhairenle，jiuhexiaozhanzheimeguoba。”
tahuagangshuowan，wuhuilanyibazhangjiuchouzaitalianshang，hentiebuchenggangmadao：“muhaitaobuxiwangzanmenjiaguodebitajiahao，guyineimeshuolaidihuinideshengyu，nijingranhaixinle，zenmejiuneimebuzhengqi，feiyaoheyigeshayebushidefeiwuguoyibeizi，jiaruhaomendangshaonainaibushufuma？”
muruxuewuzhelian，yanzhongyouleishuizaidazhuan。
tabuxiangjiaruhaomen，neibushitayaodeshenghuo，tazhixiangzhaoyigetaxihuan，youduitahaodenanrenpingpingdandanguoyibeizi，zhishaobuyongkanrenlianse，yebuyongyinweidushoukongfangeryuyuguahuan。
suirantatanbushangxihuanxiaozhan，danzhishaoxiaozhanduitahenhao，ruguotabuneimewonang，shigedingtianlididenanzihan，nengbangtafendanyixieyali，neijiuwanmeile。
可是...
tadouwonangsannianle，hainengshewangtayoushenmegaibian？
“youqinichongwosa，daruxueganmanini？”
xiaozhanrenbuzhuheleyisheng，mozhemuruxuehongzhongdeliandanxintengdao：“laopo，tengma？”
bushuohaihao，tayishuomuruxuejiuweiqudekulechulai：“nishenmeshihounengjianfuqizuolaogongdezeren，burangwoweinineimeshiwanghenanguo？”
xiaozhanweitakaiquyanjiaodeleishui，renzheneryouyansudao：“congjintiankaishi，wojiujianfuqizuolaogongdezeren，buzairangnishiwanghenanguole，woyaoweinichengqiyipiantian，rangnizuoquantianxiazuixingfudenvren！”
zheisannianlai，tabeiweihuozhe，jiushiweilebeirendama，qumolianzijidepiqi，jingguosanniandemolian，tafaxianzijidepiqibiyiqianwenheduole，buzaineimechongdonghebaozao。
suoyi，shishihougaitingzhimolianxingge，tayepazaizenmemolianxiaqu，zhenchengyigewonangfei。
“哈哈哈！”
muruxuedetangmeimuhaiyanrenbuzhudaxiao：“buchuiniubinihuisima，jiunizheizhongfeiwu，haixiangweimuruxuechengqiyipiantian，rangtazuotiandixiazuixingfudenvren，niyouneigenenglima？”
“haishixiannachugejishiwanpinlijinizhangmuniang，bierangnizhangmuniangyinweiniyifenqianpinlimeijierguainainai，yaoshilianjishiwanpinlidounabuchulai，wohuibishiniyibeizide。”
xiaozhanhenfanganmuhaiyan，zhengtianchaoxiaomuruxue，yushijiumeihaoqidao：“zhijishiwanpinlideshini，ruxuenengzhijiyipinli。”
话落，哄堂大笑。
“tajiajinizheizhongfeiwu，yejiuzhijiyimingbi。”
“nishuotazhijiyipinli，neinijitaxiajiyipinlia，zenmeyifenqianpinlidoubuji？”
“nizheizhongfeiwu，yejiuzhinengdongdongzuipizile。”
tingzheqinqimendelengchaorefeng，muruxuezhijuewudizirong，qihuhuqialexiaozhanyiba：“buluanshuonihuisia。”
xiaozhanxiaozheduitashuo：“womeiyouluanshuo，yinweizaiwoyanli，nishiwujiade，zhijiyipinliyidianyebuweiguo。”
“neinidaoshijia，jibulenishuogepi！”wuhuilandengyandao。
xiaozhanrenzhendao：“wohuijide，yihuierjiusongguolai。”
muhaitaohahadaxiao：“biedoulexiaozhan，ninengjigepidejiyipinli，niyaoshinadechujiyihuozhenjiashidepinlijimuruxue，wodoubanaodaijinidangqiuti！”
“你说的？”
“我说的！”
muhaitaohaijiubuxin，yigechouqiongsuannadechujiyipinli！
xiaozhanxiaoxiao：“neinidengzhebanaodaijiwodangqiutiba。”
muhaitaochixiao，zhengyaoshuoshenme，turanwaimianchuanlaiyizhensaoluansheng。
“什么情况？”
老太太问道。
“我去看看。”
muhaitaoshuozhepaochudating。
shumiaozhihou，muhaitaopaohuidating，daqidougubushangchuanyikou，jingxijiaolechulai：“nainai，waimianlaileyiqunren，taizhejishigebangyouhonghuadexiangzi，shuoshilaitihuguozhanshenxiapinlide，yebuzhidaoxiajishei，dankeyikendingzanmenlaomujiazheixiayaoyifeichongtianle！”