dengwaimaideqijian，jiangwanyuxianglexiang，congjijiaogalalifanchulezijicongqiandejiushoujihejiudiannaojiguciyan，“suirankaleyidian，yinggaihainengyong。”
guciyanjieguodiannao，xinnianyidong，buzhidaozijidezhanghunengbunengzaizheichadao。
jiangwanyuchenmodikanleyiyanmianqiandenanren。
【bushuohuadeshihou，kanqilaihaishitingguaide。】
guciyancashidiannaodeshouyidun。
【jiushihaohaodeyigerenzenmejiuzhangleyizhangzui。】
guciyanxinzhonglengheng，jiuzhidaotameihaohua。
jiangwanyudeshixianbuzijuediluozailetadezuibashang，chunxingliuchang，yuanbenjiushiqiansedechunyinweiweiweiminzheeryouxiefanbai，touzhejifenshengrenwujin。
nanzhushinvzhude，nanershidajiade。
suoyijiangwanyuweilemanzuzijidexingpi，liuzhehalazibazijidexihaojinshuduiqizailefanpaiguciyanshenshang。
chulexingge，guciyancongtoudaojiaodeyangmaoqishidoushijiangwanyuxihuandemoyang。
对，除了性格！
jiangwanyubuzijuedimosuozhezijidebozi，yuexiangyueqi。
【zheigounanrenliqizenmezheimeda！bufenqinghongzaobaijiuqiawo，xianzaihaiyoudianteng。】
【haimanzuihuanghuahuiwoqingbai，haizhuangkelianpianwo，wozenmejiuxieleguciyanzheimeyigebuxiaozi！】
【beitaqiahaiyaojitazhu、jitachuan、jitachi，qisiwoleqisiwole，guciyanzheigewangbadanwangbadan！！】
guciyanerbiantingzhejiangwanyubasibiantai、gounanren、sahuangjing、buxiaozi、wangbadanquanbulunzhemaleyibian，jijizhazhadechaodetatouteng。
ruguotayouzuiqingrangfalvzhicaita！
guciyanyouxiebunaifandikanleyiyanzuodelitayouxieyuandejiangwanyu，muguangluozaitadebozishang，yuanyuandihainengqiaojianyixiedanhongsedeqiahen。
yinweitapifubaixi，xiandeyouxiezhayan，tarenwukerenditoudaoqian，“baoqian，qianishiwobudui！”
shuowanchunxianminjin，shixianluozaishouzhongdediannaoshang，xiangshishenmedoumeifasheng。
shenxileyikouqi，erbianzhongyuqingjingle。
jiangwanyuyouxiejingyadikanxiangguciyan，tashizaigenzijidaoqianma？
yaobushitaqingqingchuchuditingdaole，douyaoyiweishizijidehuantingle。
youshengzhinian，tajingrantingdaoguciyanshuobaoqian！
【dagenioocleba！】
【nidefanpaibazongqizhini？】
guciyanlengdandikanletayiyan，mouzilishaoleyixieyinzhi，queyijiudaizheshengrenwujindeshuleng。
tazhalezhayanjing，xiaoshouyouxiexingfendiwuzhuxiaozui，weiweidicoujinletayixie，xisuideyangguangzhaozaitachengchedeyanli，yangzherangrenshishendeguang，“neiwojiumianweiqinandijieshounidedaoqianba。”
【kanzainishiwodehaodaerdefenshang。】
jiangwanyudeshentiturankaojin，guciyanshentiyijiang，bijianyingraozheruoyouruowudeqingxiang，suizheneirendedongzuo，xiangweiyesuizhixiaosan。
【buguoyuanbuyuanlianglingshuo！】
decunjinchi，guciyanwushijiangwanyudexinsheng，dakaidiannao，shoushangfanfei，meixinweidong。
jiangwanyushunshoudakailezijidexiaoshuo，suiyidiankaipinglun。
pinglunyi：nannvzhuxinhunzhiyedetoudengdashishiqingdiancaichanjiusuanle，zenmehaiyinweinanzhudeqiantaiduo，liangrenshuqianshudetaileixiangyongermian！？
pingluner：dada，nidenaohuiluwofu！xinhunyedeyigunishiliu，hahahaha！
pinglunsan：xianzainianqingrendoushizheimetanlianaidema？
……
jiangwanyutanqi，gaosanneijianshiguohou，tazongshihuixiayishidibikainannvqinmidegezhongneirong，baokuowenzimiaoxie。
tajuedesuanbushangshishenmexinliwenti，jiuxiangshiyigerenzaiyunchedeshihouchileyikuaicaomeiweidedangao，ranhoutule，congciyouyiwuyidibikaichicaomeiweidedongxi，shijianjiuleyejiujuedezijibuaichicaomeiweile。
xinhunye，duzheziranshiqidainannvzhudeqinmihudong，jiangwanyuxianglehenjiucaixielezheimeyiduan。
有这么好笑吗？
jiangwanyujietu，baganggangbeiduzhechaofengdezuilihaideneiyiduanfajiyumiaomiao。
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yumiaomiao：[guaibude。]
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