第五章给前妻办婚礼
baiyunjianqihaobieshu，zheishiyeyuyijiasankouzuomengdouxiangbanjinlaidefangzi，ercishi，chenfanzhengzuozaishafashang，qiaozheerlangtui，linpingshengzaiyipangpaocha。
“zhanshen，ninzheixiangfazhenshijuele，jirenxiwangyourangrenjuewang，gangcaineilaodongxiguizheqiunin，buyaogantalikaigongsi，ninjuranzhijierangtasaocesuo，ninkanmeikandao，neilaodongxidelianse，zhenshijingcai。”linpingshengyilianxiaoyi，“haiyou，neixiaoduzibuzhihaodai，juranhaixiangbayeyuneige**haijininqiqiunindeyuanliang，zhenshizhaosi，yaobuyaowozuoleta？”
chenfanbailebaishou，zuijiaodaizheyimohuaixiao，“bu，nijitazuole，wohaizenmejiyeyubanhunlia。”
“banhunli？”linpingshengyitouwushui，“zhanshen，woxianzaiyuelaiyuegenbushangnindetaolule，ninhaiyaojitabanhunli？”
chenfanzhizhelinpingshengdeshoujishuodao：“yihuiniqubahuiyishilidejiankongshipinluxialai，dengyeyubanhunlideshihou，fangzaipingmushang，wobujinyaorangtamenliangyongwufanshenzhiri，haiyaorangtamenshoujinchaoxiao。”
“gao，shizaishigao。”linpingshengshuqidamushouzhitou。
zheishi，chenlongcongmenkouzoulejinlai。
“fanshao。”chenlongbigongbijingdexinglegeli，tacongweixiangguo，zijijuranhuixiangfengchengchumingdeyejiafeixujingli，danshishizhengming，likaiyejiabianhualong，yanqianzheigepingpingwuqideqingnian，jurannengranghongyuanjituandeshaoyegongjingyoujia，bianzuyishuoming，cirenbushifeiwu。
yixiangqizuowan，chenfanqinzidengmen，gaosutajihuadeshihou，tahaibuxiangxin，meixiangdaojintianzhendebahongyuanjituandeshaoye，hefengchengqianzhuangdewangzongdailaile。
zheicizhengquedexuanze，rangtachengweilezuidadeyingjia。
“gongsidouchuliwanle？”chenfanpingjingdewangzheta。
chenlonghuidao：“shi，yijinganzhaonindefenfu，rangsunjianqusaocesuole，liangrengufenquandoutaochulaile，xianzaidouzaiwoshenshang，jirangaichaohuandai，mingzikendingyedehuan，gongsimingzihaiqingfanshaofeixinjicigeming。”
chenfanmanyidediantoudao：“jiujiaodinghuigongsiba，zheijiagongsijiaojiniguan，xiwangninengbugufuwodeqiwang，dailinggongsizouxiangdingshenghuihuang。”
chenlongxinzhongjidong，lianliandiantou，“shi，dingbufufanshaoqiwang。”
“xiaquba。”chenfanhuilehuishou。
dengchenlongzoulezhihou，linpingshengyihuodao：“zhanshen，ninbushidasuanchengliyijiagongsima，weihebujieshoudinghuigongsi？”
chenfanyaoleyaotou，“wokanbushang，jiancaixingyelirunyiban，danxuyaochengdandezerentaizhong，woyaochengliyijiayulegongsi。”
“yulegongsi？jingzhenghuibuhuitaidalea。”
“jingzhengyueda，yueyoujihuizhongzhishichangguiju，woyueleren，xianzoule。”chenfanshuowanbianzhijielikai。
linpingshengwunaideyaoleyaotou，“zhanshenhaigenyiqianyiyangleilifengxing。”
tamochushouji，jimishudaleguoqu，“jiwozuoyifenyulegongsidekexingxingjihua，lingwaidiaochafengchengsuoyouyulegongsi，santianzhinei，woyaokandaoziliao。”
chulezaichenfanmianqiandeshihou，linpingshengdoushigaogaozaishangdelinjiashaoye。
fengchengshangyequ，yuhuangchuanmeigongsi。
yuhuanggongsizaifengchengshilinengpaijinqiansan，shifengchenglaopaigongsi，yuanbenzhishizuoyingshiyuleheyirenpeiyang，houqiyefazhanlewanghongfuhua，genshangleduanshipinderechao。
buguoxianzaideyuhuang，youxiezouxiapolule，shucijuzitoudepianzidoumeiyouhaodeshouyi，suoyiyuhuangzhangmenrenjixuyigexindezhixingzhe，muguangjijiadezhixingzhe。
yushibianyoulejintiandemianshi。
“ei，niyeshilaimianshizhixingzongjiandea？wojiaosuxiaorou，hengaoxingrenshini。”liuzheheisezhangfa，yiliankeaimoyang，shencaiquehuobaozhijidenvhaixiaozheshenchuleshou。
pangbiandenanrenyeshenchulaishou，xiaodao：“nihao，chenfan。”
“woshijiuhuadaxuebiyede，nini？”suxiaorouxiaozhewendao。
chenfanyaotoudao：“womeishangguodaxue。”
“liandaxuedoumeishangguo，juranhaiganlaimianshizhixingzongjian，nishilaigaoxiaodeba？”yigeshenchuanheisexizhuang，toufadaoshudeqingnian，jixiaoyisheng。
qingnianshenchushouduisuxiaoroushuodao：“meinv，wojiaodingque，shididoudaxuebiyede，zanmenliangxuexiaolidehenjina。”
suxiaoroumeitouweizhou，dingquedeyanshenrangtajuedebushufu，tabayizishaoweinuoxiangchenfanneibian，lidingqueyuanyidian。
zheigejudongrangdingqueduichenfanxinshengyane，yigeliandaxuedoumeishangguoderen，jurannengdedaomeinvdeqinglai？
tabumandekanzhechenfan，guyizhaochashuodao：“xiaozi，laimianshilianxifudou**，nihenbuzhongshizheicimianshia。”
zheiyifanhuayinqiledajiadezhuyi，qiyubaweimianshizhedoukanleguolai。
dingquexiangyongyanyu**，bachenfannianzou，dashengdao：“niyoushenmezigezuozaizheili，zaizuodedoushimingpaidaxuebiye，bujinzhishiyuanbo，erqiedoushijingyingqiaochu，nipeigenwomenzaiyiqima？”
“goule！”suxiaorounushidingque，“chenfanyoumeiyouzigelai，shiyuhuangdejueding，lundedaonizaizheiwakubierenma。”
dingquebuzaihudeshuodao：“meinv，yihouwomendouyoukenengshitongshi，danshizheigenanren，yihoujueduizaiyejianbudaole，hebizaihuta。”
“e，budui，yexunikeyiyingpinbaoan，hahaha。”dingquebuzaihudechaoxiao。
renqunzhongyexiangqihongxiao，suxiaoroubeiqidemanliantonghong，zhangkouxiangfanbo。
damenbeituikai，yigejingganduanfadeyingqinvrenlingzheliangnanrenzoulejinlai。
“guanzong。”yourenrenshi，limahanlechulai。
suoyourendouzhanleqilai，yilianreqiedekanzhezouzaiqianmiandenvren。
yuhuangchuanmeizuinianqingdezongcai，guanjiadaxiaojie，guanyue。
guanyuekandaochenfan，weiweiyileng，yinweitahaiwenrutaishandezuozaiyizishang，sihaomeiyouzhanqishendeyisi。
tameitouweibukechadezhouleyixia，zheiyixiazhenghaobeiyizhiguanzhutadedingquekanzaiyanli。
“guanzong，wojubaozheigeren，tameishangguodaxue，zenmekenengdedaoyuhuangdemianshiyaoqing，kendingshihunjinlaide。”dingqueyiliandeyidekanzhechenfan。
guanyuehuilehuishou，“zheiciyuhuangzhaomuzhixingzongjian，mianxiangshehuigegejieceng，zhiyaoyounengli，napayitianxuemeishangguoyekeyi。”
zheiyixialundaodingquelengzhule，tameixiangdaoyuhuangjuranzhendemeiyouxueliyaoqiu。
“heng，kandaoleba，xiaoqigui，jiunizaiyineixueli，meipaishangmapiba。”suxiaoroulenghengyisheng。
“haole，douzuoba，mianshikaishi。”