“开玩笑？”
jiyanglengxiaoyisheng，zhijiecongzuoweishangzhanleqilai。
neiyishenqiheirumodewangpaochuanzaitashenshang，lingrennanyizhishi。
suirancishidewangpaoshanghaiyouxiedifangshishide，shenzhidaiyouyixiecongmashangshuaixialaideshuizi。
danshigengjiachentuochuleshangmianxiuzhedexuxurusheng、zhangyawuzhuadesanzhuajinlong，daizheyizhong“qianlongchuyuan”deshenkeyuyi，chentuochulejiyangwuyulunbidewangzheqishi。
ta，zaojiubushiyuanlaineigejiyangle，ershiyigejingtongshuqiannianwenminglishidexiandailinghun。
shenmeyinmouguiji、shenmejunshibingfa，tazhiqianzuolishiyanjiudeshihounagemeilejieguo。
niyounidezhangliangji，woziyouwodeguoqiangti！
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zhiqianbushishuozheiyidaidebeijingwangshiyige“feiwuwangye”ma？
bushishuotashentichanruo，kanqilairuanruokeqima？
zenmehuiyouzheimeqiangdadeqishi？
bieshuotaliangle，jiulianjiyangshenbiandemolaohezhouweidebeijingwangfujunshidoubeijiyangdeqishizhenhandaole。
ruobushishichanggensuizaijiyangzuoyou，tamendouhuaiyizheigewangyeshibushibeirendiaobaole。
“王，王爷……”
murongjiaderenhedeshuohuadouyoudianbulisuole。
jiuzaizheishi，zhiqianbeipaiququhunshudejunshihuilaile。
“qibingwangye，hunshuyijingqudao。”
shuowanhou，gonggongjingjingdidijilejiyang。
jiyangjieguolaizhihou，kanleyiyan，shangmianxiezhe：“yizhihunshu，liangxinglianyin，shangzoujiuxiao，zhutianjianzheng。dichengmurongshiyanranyuanyubeijingjishiyang，liangyuanyongjie，pipeitongcheng，zicidiyibaitouzhiyue，jianyihongyezhimeng，zaimingyuanpu。tianshengliubailiushinianshu。”
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yinweineigeshidaideaiqingyijingyouxiebuchuncuile。
tayizhishouzhetadebenxin，chunaizhanshenjuebutuoxie，gengbukenengyingshengdaoxia！
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zijidezheigebianyiweihunqijiudangzaitadenaohailizuoleyigemengba。
huoxumurongyanranzijiyecongmeibatazheigefeiwuwangyefangzaiyanli。
xiangjicichu，jiyangerhuameishuo，zhijiejianghunshushuaidaodishang，shenzhidoumeiyoudijimurongjiazuderen，lengshengdao：“hunshunazou，beijingwangfuhemurongjiazudehunyuezuofei，zheishiwoshuodezuihouyibian。”
lianggemurongjiazuderenbingmeiyouqujianhunshu，zheiyangzibahunshudiuzaidishangtuihun，mingxianmeiyoubatamenmurongjiafangzaiyanlia。
zheiyaoshijianqilaile，bujiudaibiaolemurongjiazujieshoulebeijingwangfudetuihunlema，neimurong**hejiazupashiyaochengweidichengdexiaobingle。
jianjiyangsipolianpi，lianggemurongjiazuderenyebuzhuangle。
youyigezhijieqiangyingdishuodao：“wangye，zheihunshilaowangyehemurongjiazhudingxiade，rujinninshuotuijiutui，zhiwomurongjiaruhewu？”
“chaotangzhishangxuefanzhishengrizhong，shijiazhuyizhizaiqianmiandingzhe，wangyeruoshituihun，qibushiwangenfuyi？moheibeijingwangfushubainianmingwang？”
jiyangkanzhezheilianggerendechoutai，fangfozaikanlianggexiaochouzaibiaoyan。
laideshihoumingmingshinimenxiangtuihun，rujinbeiwoxianshuolejiuzhuangchuyifushouhaizhedeyangzi，haixiangyongdayilaiyawo。
murongjiazuzaichaotangshangbangwodingzhu“xuefan”deyali？
nidangwoshisansuihaizini……
“放肆。”
jiyangshenpangdemozhangyuandanudao，“wobeijingwangfushubainianmingwang，qirongnimensuiyizhizhai？”
jiyangbaibaishou，shiyimolaobuyongzaishuole，zheizhongweibeijingwangfuzhengmingdeshiqinghaishiyoutalaishuobijiaoheshi。
“beijingwangfuzilichaojiuyijingcunzai，yizhiyigongweishengchaoweijiren，womendemingwangshilidaijishixianzuweiguozhengzhan，shiwushuheijiajunyinghunweiguoyuxuequdede。”
“nixiaoxiaomurongjiadinvsuangeshenmedongxi？tuigehunhaihuiyingxiangwowangfumingsheng？”
“ruguochaotangshangyourengantixuefandehua，yebuyaomurongjiazhubangmang，danfantayouzheigedanliang，neijiulaibeijingshishi。”
jiyangmuguangrujian，jinjindingzhezheilianggemurongjiazulairen。
mozhangyuandengrenyilianmengbi，zijiawangyepingshichenmoguayan，siweihuanman，weiherujinzhenggerenbiaoxianderuciqishisheren、yancifengli。
“wangyejiranruci，kanlaijinriyiwushangliangzhibiyao，wodengjinribianhuidichengle。”
murongjiazudelianggerenganjinshuodao。
anbeijingwangdeyisi，zheihunshikendingyaotui，zhiyaozijibuhetashangliang，neibianhainengtuoxiaqu。
“nimenzijishuoguolaishanglianghunshi，jiranbutongyituihundehua，neijiuxiangbanimenmurongda**jiaguolaile！”
“neiyebushibukeyi，murongyanrantingshuozhangdemianmianqiangqiang，neijiujibenwangdanggecefei，rizijiudingzaisantianhou。”
“benwangtingshuosantianhoubeijingjiuhuifangqingle，yuguotianqing，shigehaorizi，yijiaqu。”
“duile，shunbianshuoyixia，benwangbujicaili，nimenmurongjiazuzhunbeihaoyibaiwanliangbaiyinzuoweijiazhuang。kenengyibaiwanlianghaibugou，sanbaiwanliangba，bijingshimurongjiazudinv，yaoyoupaimian！”
“haiyou，benwangshengpingyidaxihao，aiguanghuachuan，tabunengguanzhe，danshitabuzhunchuwangfudamen，zaijiawofangxindian。”
nanweinimenmurongjiazuderen，beijingzheimedadebaoyu，nimendouyaomaozhebaoyuguolaituihun，neimewojiushunyixianimendeyuanwang。
zheixialianggemurongjiazudechedibudandingle。
什么？
jingranhairangwomenda**zuocefei，haimurongjiazuchusanbaiwanliangjiazhuang？
你喝多了吧！
“wangye，nijingranhaixiangrangwomenda**dangcefei，zheishimeibawomenmurongjiazufangzaiyanlima？”
liangrensuiranshengqi，danshisheyujiyangzhiqiandeqishiyapo，buganbiaoxiandetaiguochangkuangle。
jiyangzhuangchuyifuhenweinandeyangzi，guyishuodao：“jiranbutongyizuobenwangdecefei，youbukensanrihoujiujiaguolai，neijiuhaishituihunba。”
“duile”，jiyangsihuxiangqileshenme，turanwendao：“buzhierweimurongyanrandezhangbeizaichaozhongguanjuhezhi？”
“wodengrujinbingwuguanshen，danzuoweijiazhudetangxiongdi，rujindanrenmurongjiazuzhushi。”
murongjiazuderenhuiyingdao，haiyangqilezijidebozi，yifubikongchaotianniubihonghongdeyangzi，buzhidaodehaiyiweitamenzaichaozhongdangliubushangshu。
“e”，jiyangtuozhangleyindiao，xiaodao：“neijiushibaidingle？”
suihoutadexiaorongzhujianshoulian，yansudishuodao：“benwangnaitianshenglichaoshubainiandeshixiqinwang，weizaisangongzhishang，jiusuanmurongyuelaileyedejibenwangxingli。
“nimenlianggemurongjiazuyangdezongqin，buguozhangzhemurongjiazudexiexumingtou，jingranzaibenwangmianqianruciwuli，congbenwangjinmendaorujinhaimeiyourenhelishu，nandaomurongjiazujiushizheiyangjiaonimende。”
“我，我们……”
murongjiazudelairenziranzhidaozijilikui，taliangbingweiyourenheguanzhi，zhibuguozhiqianzhangzhemurongjiadeweishizaidichengxiaozhangguanle，rujinxiangyaojiaobian，quegenbenwucongshuoqi。
“来人。”
姬扬大声喊道。
“属下在。”
jigebeijingwangfudejunshilikejiuzhanlechulai。
“murongjiazudezheiliangweishixiaomenxiaohuchulaide，jiranbutaidongguiju，neijiujibenwanganbeijingheijiajunzhongdeguijujitamenzhangzhangjiaoxun，muwuzunshang、yixiafanshangzhezhangershi。”
lianggemurongjiazudelairenzhijiebeihedeliansecanbai，shenzhidoulaibujifanbojiyangchaofengtamenmurongjiazushixiaomenxiaohule。
yinweiershigunxialai，jiusuantamenhaihuozhe，neiyedepikairouzhan。
yunqihaodehuazaichuangshangtanggeshitianbangeyue，yunqibuhaodehua，ershizhangxialaisirendouyoukenengde。
“shi”，beijingwangfudejunshizaojiujianzheilianggezhangzhemurongjiazumingtou**derenbushuangle，shanglaijiuyaoanzhuneiliangren。
“wangye，jiazhunaishishengchaoneigegeyuan，woquannimoyaoqirentaishen。”
“womenkeshimurongjiazuderen，wangyeyaokaolvdaodezuimurongjiazudehouguo。”
neilianggemurongjiazuderencishizhinengtaichumurongjiazuhemurongyuelaiyazhijiyang，xiwangjiyangyousuojidan，buhuirucixingshi，ketamenwanquanbuzhidaojiyangdexingge。
qianshideshihoutashudulishi，zaojiushenangezhongquanmouyurenxin，zheiliangrenwanquanjiushiqiruanpaying，haixiangjiemurongjiazuweixieta，jianzhishichirenshuomeng。
mianduiwangfujunshideqianglishufu，murongjiazuderenbennengdizhengzhaqilai。
kenashiwangfujunshideduishou，zheixierendoushicongbeijingheijiajundiaolai，tamenchangnianyuliangzhoutieqizuozhan。
bieshuonaxialianggeyilaomailaodemurongjiazuderen，jiusuanmianduishenqianglizhuangdeliangzhouqishidouganchishenbodou。
henkuai，neilianggemurongjiazuderenjiubeiqiangxinganzaidatingwaidedishang。
“wangye，murongjiazubuhuishanbaganxiu。”
“wojiajiazhubidinghuiweiwodengtaohuigongdao。”
yinweiruandemeiyong，zheiliangrenzhinengfanghuaweixiele。
“给本王打！”
jiyangyishenglingxia，lingwailianggejunshizhijielunqigunziyonglidichaozhetamendeshenshangzhaohuguoqule。