zongyi《yuqiduihua》dexianchang。
主持人试探的问:
"luzong，tingshuonindeqianqichenzhuxiaojieqianduanshijianyinbingqushi。"
"wangshangdouzaichuan，huoxushinianxiangcaozuo。niyoushenmexianghuiyingdema？"
jingtouqiedaoluqiminglengjundecelian，tachixiaoyisheng:"yigeereneryi，woxuyaohuiyingshenme？"
现场观众哗然。
主持人故作惊讶:
"tingwenninhechenxiaojieshiqingmeizhuma，qingwentayikaishijiushizheiyangderenma？"
luqimingdelengxiaojiangzailianshang，tasihuyezaisikao。
woshibenxingruci?haishihoulaibianhuaile？
"jiemubochuzhiqianshoudaochennvshidehaoyoujilaideyitailaoshixiangji，jushuoshichenzhudeyiwu。"
luqimingtiaomei:"jianzhishizailangfeishijian。"qishenjiuyaolikai。
zhuchirentaigaoshengxian:"luxianshengbujieyizaijiemuliliaoliaonideqianqiba？bijingtashengqianreduhenda。"
tingdaowoyouredu，luqimingcaizhongxinzuohuiqu:"hao。"
gongzuorenyuanjiangxiangjisongshanglai，luqiminglenglejimiao。
yinweizheigexiangjishitamamazaiwobasuishengrisongjiwode。
xiangjikaijihoushiyijingjianhongdeneicun。
zhuchirendaizhexiao:"kanlaichenxiaojiehaitingaijilude。"
diyiduanshipinxiajiaobiaojizhe《zheishiwomenzhenguitongnian》demingzi，suihoubeifangyingzaidapingshang。
laoshixiangjimohudehuazhizhankai，daizheshijinianqiancaiyoudeshashasheng。
"qiminggege，nipaomandian，wotuihaoduan~"
huamianwaichuanlaidarendeshengyin。
"jiejie，nisongzhuzidexiangjitazhendedangbaobeile~"
"kuaidianpaoachenzhu，qumaibingqilinle。"
tongniandeluqiminghuranzhuanshen:"hahahahanidetuizhendehaoduan。"
huamianturanqingxie，shilianggexiaonaodaicouzaiyiqi，fenxiangyizhibingqilin。
"mamashuorangwozhangdajiajiniyexing。"
"womamayeshuozhangdarangwoqunini。"
"keshiwomeiyoubaisedequnzi，zenmejiehun?"
"meishi，womamayou，chuantadejiuxing~"
turanyoudarenruhua:"lianggezaiziyouzaitouchibingqilin。"
"zaogao!beifaxianle~"suihouchuanlailianggehaizigegedexiaosheng。
fangyingjieshu，jingtousaodaoluqimingshi。
zheigezaishangjieyilengxuezhuchengdetiancai，mosuozhetadeshizhi——
neiliyouyidaohenshendeyayin，shiwusuishi，woguyiyaode。
zhuchirenqingshengwen:"tingshuoliangjiashishijiao?"
luqimingdeshixianhainianzaidapingmushang:"shi。"
dapingmuturantiaozhuandaolingyitiaobeimingmingwei《gaobai》deshipin。
huamianyouxiehuangdongdannengtingjianwojinzhangdehuxisheng。
"luqiming，ni…nibieguolai。"
huamianlishijiusuideluqimingchuanzhelanqiuduideduifuhunshenshihan，quexiaodecanlan。
"chenzhutongxue。"tadanxiguizaidishang，congshenhoubianchuyipengxiangrikui，shengyintigaolebadu。
"zuowonvpengyouba。"weiguandetongxueqihongdexiaoqilai。
jingtouyeyouxiehuangdong，nengkanjianchenzhuzaihoutui。
"ni…nifenglema？"
"dui，woyidingshifengle。"tashoumangjiaoluandecongdoulitaochuyidiezhaopian。
"kan，zheishiwomencongxiaodaodadezhaopian，wodouliuzhe。"
shuozhetayoujiaoaodejuqiletadeshou:
"kan!haiyounidexiaogouyayin，wodouliuzhe，woxihuanni，nizhidaode~henjiule。"
"erqie，wozaibugaobai，panibeiqiangzoule。"
huamianlichuanlaiyishengqingqingde:"heng~neijiumianqiangzuonidenvpengyouba。"
zhouweitongxuedeqihongshengxiangqi，huamiandinggezailuqimingpuguolaiqiangxiangjideshunjian。
taturancoujinjingtouyansudeshuo:"chenzhuwozhendexihuanni。"
jiezheshiqiaoqiaodeyishenghuiying:"woyeshi。"
guanzhongxizhongchuanlaixixu:"neigeshihouhaoxingfu，haoqingseya！"
"yebuzhidaohoulaichenzhuzenmezuoneimeexindeshi。"
jingtousaodaoluqimingshi，zheigegangcaihailengxiaodenanrenhaizaiwuyishidemosuozheneigeyayin。