第3章
yeyunniutoukanqu，likerenchuleduifang。
lairenzhengshisanhuangzidetiegangoutuizi，bingbushilangzhizishenchao。
dahuangziliuxiadejiyizhong，jiuyoubushaoguanyuzheigeshenchaodehuamian。
youqishizuowan，liangrencengjingzaiqinglouyiduzhengfengchicu。
yeyunxixixianglai，zuowanbadahuangzituirushuizhongde，henkenengjiushishenchao！
tadangjiyanjingyimi，hengxiaodao：“zenme，nandaozheijixiaxuesheshinijiakaide，ninenglaibenhuangzibunenglai？”
“当然不是！”
shenchaolianmangfourendao：“wozhishiyiweidahuangzijintianlaibulele。”
yeyunyanzhuyizhuan，mashangzhiwendao：“nizenmezhidaobenhuangzilaibulele，nandaozuowanshinibabenhuangzituixiashuide？”
wenyan，shenchaomingxiandeduosuoyixia。
suiransheidouzhidaoyanhuangbixiakanbushangyeyun，danmoushahuangzikeshizhujiuzudedazui！
“bu......bushiwo！”
zheizhongzuiming，tashijueduibuhuichengrende。
yeyunhengdao：“bushini，nizenmezhidaobenhuangzijintianlaibule？”
“我......”
shenchaozhanglezhangzui，jiejiebabadeshuobuchuhua。
jianzhuang，yimingshenzhehuafudeguigongzizouleguolai。
“dage，shenchaodeyisishiyiweinipajinridekaoheguobule，suoyibuganlaile。”
guigongzishuowan，bianchaoshenchaowendao：“niganggangyaoshuode，shibushizheigeyisi？”
shenchaowenyanganjidekanzheguigongzi，mangdao：“sanhuangzishuodemeicuo，wozhengshizheigeyisi。”
huayinluoxia，qitarenyefenfenyingheqilai。
“wotingshuodahuangzidexiaotaijianpaobianlequancheng，yemeizhaodaoyuanyijidahuangzixieshideren？”
“jiudahuangzidedexing，sheiyuanyijitaxieshi？”
“neikebu，gaobuhaozheikeshiyaoyichouwanniande！”
zheixierensuiranmeiyouzhijiechongzheyeyunkaikou，danmeiyanjianquandouchongmanlebuxiehebiyi。
yeyunduizheixieshengyinzhizhibuli，zhijiekanxiangneiminghuafuguigongzi。
ta，zhengshitaizizhiweihushengzuidadesanhuangzi。
zhenggedayanhuangchao，shirenjiezhidangdaiyanhuangyoujiugehuangzi。
erqizhong，zuiyouchuxidebianshisanhuangziyechengdao。
chengdaochengdao，yisibianshijichengdaotong。
yeyundingzheyechengdao，hengdao：“sandi，nizheimejizhejishenchaokaituo，nandaotatuibenhuangzirushuideshiqing，shinizhishide？”
“你！”
yechengdaoyanjingyideng，meixiangdaoyeyunjingranhuizhijiebamaotouzhixiangta。
erqie，jiaoduhaishirucidiaozuan。
tachayidedingzheyeyun，juedeyeyunhaoxiangturanjianbianleyigerenyiyang。
可今日......
“大哥说笑了。”
yechengdaoxiangqileshenme，lianmangshuodao：“womenkeshishouzuxiongdi，wozenmehuirangrenzuozheizhongshiqing？”
“切！”
yeyunbuxiedebiyiyisheng，shenmegoupideshouzuxiongditacaibuhuixiangxin。
“shenchao，nizuoriqianbenhuangzideshiqingshenmeshihouhaiwo？”
yeyunniutoukanxiangshenchao，yilianwanweidewendao。
shenchaoyihuodao：“woheshiqiannierdiaoqian？”
“yeyun，nibushishuosuoyourendexiaofei，quanbuyounimaidan？”
yeyunhengxiaoyisheng，dao：“benhuangzizhishuosuoyouren，dankemeishuobaokuoni！”
shenchaodelianseshunjiannankanjile。
yeyunzheihuadeyisi，shimingxianbubatadangrenkana！
xiayike，yeyunturanyaozhetoutanlekouqi。
shenchaoyanjingyimi，wendao：“dahuangzi，nizheiyoushishenmeyisi？”
yeyuntanqidao：“benhuangzishizaigankai，haitangguniangdeqianweimianyetaihaozhuanle，ququbanzhanchadeshijian，jiuyaolebenhuangziliangdiaoqian，jianzhijiugenqiangqianyiyang。”
wenyan，shenchaodelianseyixiabiechenglezhuganse。
taqueshiyouneifangmiandenanyanzhiyin，xianzaijiuzheimebeiyeyunshuochulai，jianzhibizhijieshaletahainanshou。
taniutoukanlekan，guobuqiranqitarendouzaiyouyiwuyidechaotakuaxiakanqu。
neixierendelianshang，haidoutouluzheyigunongnongdebiyi。
shunjian，shenchaojuedequrujile。
“biezheji，dengtabeizhuchujingcheng，neishixiangzenmeshoushitadouxing。”
yechengdaozaishenchaoerbianxiaoshengdeshuoleyiju。
shenchaowenyanmashangyanjingyiliang，hengdao：“dahuangzi，nibiedeyi，wodaoyaokankannidenghuiernengbunengtongguokaohe！”
yeyunbuxiedepieletayiyan，shuodao：“neijiubulaonicaoxinle！”
shuowan，tabiandabudechaoshuyuanlimianzouqu。
cishi，shuyuandekaoheyijingkaishi，limianchuanlaixuduolanglangdeyinsongsheng。
yeyungangzoudaomenkou，biantingdaolimianchuanchuzhenzhenkuazansheng。
zheishi，yigelvexianzhinendeshengyinxiangleqilai。
“yuankanqinshanheihuhu，shangtouxilaixiatoucu。”
“ruobaqinshanfangege，xiatouxilaishangtoucu。”
“jiuhuangzizheicizuodeshizhenbucuoa！”
“dayanwentan，jianglaijiuyaokaojiuhuangzizhenxingle！”
“miaomiaomiao！zheishoushishizaishitaimiaole！”
“womendayanyoujiuhuangzi，sheiganzaishuowomendayanwentanwuren？”
“haha！benhuangziyeshisuibianxiexiebale，ruoshibenhuangzirenzhenqilai，jiulianbenhuangzizijidoupa！”
shuohuazhirenzhengshiyanhuangzuixiaodeerzi，dayanhuangchaojiuhuangzi。
jiuhuangzinianjibuda，zhiyoushisiwusui，danqueshijiugehuangzizhongzuishouchongde。