第2章 睁着眼睛说瞎话

dierzhangzhengzheyanjingshuoxiahua

“yeye……”jiangtaotoupifama。

lizhongloushuodemeicuo,zheiruyaosanzuzunchengpanqueshibushizhende,ershitazhaogaoshoufangzhi。

zhenpanzizaoyibeitanaqudangdiaohaiduzhaile。

danchadeqiantaiduo,duifangtiyixiangwanwanjiangyuxin,yuxiayibigouxiao。

他只能答应。

bendasuanchenzhelaoyezibuzai,chedibalizhonglouzuosi,yijuliangde。

meixiangdaoshiqingjingranmeiantadexiangxiangfazhan。

lizhongloubuzhidaocongnaxuedaoneixiezhishi,jingyikouduandingpanzishijiade。

yaoshiranglaoyezizhidao,feibatachousibuke。

“zheigeruyaochengpan,zenmezainishouli?”laoyezisaoleyanmantangbinke,yanshenluozailizhongloushoulidesanzupanshang。

meitouweizhou,hunzhuodeyanli,shandongzheyisijingguang。

“yeye,lizhongloushuozheipanzishijiade……”budengjiangtaoshuohua,jiangyuxinchahuadao。

lizhonglougangcaidehua,rangtaneixinzhendong。

suiranbuzhitazenmezhidaozheixie,dannaodaiyeqingxinglebushao。

zheijianshi,sihulingyouxiqiao。

suiranhuoda,danjingxiaxinxiangxiang,lizhongloubijingshitazhangfu。

zhenyaozuoshizuiming,zhihuiliandaizhetayiqidiuren。

“是吗?”

laoyezibanzhelian,chenshengwendao:“nicongnakanchutashijiade!”

“yishise,ershizi!”

lizhonglouyuzhisimuxiangdui,haobushiruo,bubeibukangdao:“ruyaoyitianranmanaofenmoruse,youyoubaoshiguanggan。”

“zheigepanzisuiranzuogongjingzhi,yousekaipianchulidedoujiweiziran,danqueshiyongrengongsesusuozhi。”

“tongtifanzhezeiguang,huoxunimenmeiyouzheigegainian。”

“那就看字!”

shuozhe,fanguopandiniandao:“zitutaochengtiezusan,yuyandeyicizhonghan。yicibenqituizangli,songzhaohukuaqieshitan。”

“houshuluokuan‘qianlongwuxuxiayuti’。”

“zheishoushishiqianlongsuoti,gongtingjiangrenjuanke。”

“zixiedebucuo,longfeifengwu,poyoudajiafengfan,dandajiakankanzheishishenmeshufabifeng!”

shuohuatongshi,bapandizhanshizaizhongbinkeyanqian。

“zheishi,gangbizi……”

“qianlongshiqi,nalaidegangbi?”

“jiangrenkezibushiyinggaiyongkedaome,zhei……”

……

zaichangderenbuguanduishufapoyouyanjiuzhiren,kanwanzhihou,mianmianxiangqu。

jiusuanshiwaixing,zheishiyedoufanyingguolai。

zheijiushigerujiabaohuandejiahuo。

chaneijian,suoyourenkanlizhongloudeyanshendoubianle,zhenjingbujie。

jiangjiadefeixu,jingranyouzheizhongyanli,yiyanbiankanchuzheipanzizhenjia。

kemingzhidaojiadehaiyaotou,zheibushishazime?

难道……

zhenrutasuoshuo,shijiangtaodaodegui?

suoyourenmuguangqijuzaijiangtaoshenshang,xiangshedengbanzhikaozheta。

jiangtaodahanlinli,shuangtuifaruan,liansejibuziran。

“yeye……”xinlixiangleizhangu,budazizhao,guidiqiurao。

huameichukou,bianbeilaoyezidaduan,dengzhelizhongloubuxianbudandao:“xiangbudaowolaotouzijingdaleyan,mailegeyanpin。”

“buguojiusuanshiyanpin,yebushininengsuibiandongdedongxi。”

“kanzaijintiangeweiqinpenghaoyoudemianzi,zheijianshiqingwobuzhuijiunidezeren。”

“yihou,haohaozuoren!”

shuowan,zhuanshenlikaidating。

dunshi,bushaogangduilizhonglougaibiankanfaderen,youfenfenluchubiyituoqidebiaoqing。

guoranshizheifeiwutouledongxi,haixiangdaodayipazi,wuxianjiangtao。

差点被他蒙混过关!

jiangyuxinmuqinliuzhiruzhanzaimenkou,mianronglengruhanshuang,yanshenyaosharen。

嗯?

李重楼眉心微跳。

tabenyiweilaoyezizhidaozhenxiang,huidafaleiting。

kandaozheigefanying,likebianxingwuzijixiangdejiandanle。

这是什么场合?

shouyan,qinpenghuiju,guanhudaojiangjiademianzi。

jiusuantajieluzhenjiayounengzenyang?

yigedaochamen,genzijiqinsunzi,genbenmeiyoukebixing。

laoyezizhengzheyanshuoxiahua,baimingchemazaiweihujiangtao。

jiangyuxinyilianeran,danhenkuaibianhuangrandawu。

pangguanzheqing,taxianglailejieyeyepiqi,fangzaipingchangyaoshizhidaozijimailegeyanpin,biranqidetiaojiao。

jintianquezheimedanran,bu,yinggaishuoshikeyizhuangdedanran。

事出反常必为妖!

zheijianshiqing,jueduilingyouyinqing。

jiangtaolenglebanxiang,yanlidejinghuangyekuaisutuique,rumengdashe,manliankuangxi。

tazaiben,yefanyingguolaiyeyezheishizaiweihuziji。

dangjihuanlegefuzuilian,zoudaolizhongloushenbian,deyiyangyangtieerjiaoxiaodao:“feiwu,zheishijiangjia,nisuanshenmedongxi?yepeigenwodou?”

“jiusuanyeyezhidaoshijiade,haibushiyiyangbangzhewo。”

“dengzheqiao,yongbuleduojiu,woyidinghuirangnigunchujiangjia!”

shiwanwei,zaijiangyuxinmianqiandesehuangguo。

kandejiangyuxinmeimoupenhuo,xiangbaofaqueyougujizaichangbinke。

只能压抑着怒火。

“nimenliangge,genwochulai!”zheishi,lianseqingzideliuzhiru,lengshenghedao。

三人刚到花园。

liuzhirubianshunjianbaofa:“lizhonglounigequejiajiaodefeiwu,jinmensannianlainiweiwomenjiazuoguoshenmehaoshi?”

“toulaoyezidongxihaibeibeidangchangjiechuan,nirangwomenmunvdelianwangnage?”

“laoyezibujijiao,wokemeineimedadu。”

“dengshouyanjieshu,nilikegenyuxinlihun!”

jiangyuxinqiaolianweibian,shuodao:“ma,zheijianshiqingqishibushini……”

huahaimeishuowan,bianbeiliuzhirudaduan:“nibizui。”

“dangnianyaobushiniyiyiguxing,genzheigefeiwujiehun,nibahuibeidiaodaoguowaima?”

“womenmunvyinweita,shouleduoshaozui?”

“wojuebuhuiyunxuyigezei,zailiuzaijiangjia。”

“这婚,必须离!”

jiangyuxinbeixunchideyakouwuyan,liansenankanbuzhigaishuoshenme。

tazhidaomuqinpingshiduilizhongloujiukanbushangyan,chulezheishigengrongbuxiatale。

zhengxiangzhezenmebazheishitangsaiguoqu。

lizhonglouquemianbugaise,dandanshuodao:“lihunkeyi,danbixudengwomabinghaozaishuo。”

sannianqianmuqinshengbing,jiangyuxinchuleershiwan,cairangmuqinhuoxialai。

suiranzheixieniantazuoniuzuoma,zhaiyihaiqing,enquecongmeiwangji。

zheishihouyaoshilihun,jiangyuxinbiranhuibeibigaijia,jiejuruqianshibanqican。

kuangqie,jiangtaoqianshijinshenghaitadezhanghaimeiqingsuan,zenmekenengjiuzheimelikaijiangjia。

danliuzhiruxianruweizhu,jieshigenbenmeiyong。

zheihuabuguoshihuanbingzhiji。

danzailiuzhirutinglai,quebianchenglingwaiyigeyisi。

yiweilizhonglouchenzhelihunyaoxietachuqianjimuqinzhibing。

dunshiyilianlengxiao:“heng,zhenshirenqiongzhiduan,lianlihundoubuwanglaohaochu!”

“wogaosuni,nimashisishihuo,doubiexiangjiangjiachuyifenqian。”

“lihundeshiyoubudeni,woyoudeshibanfa!”

说完,甩手离开。