“统子，是你吗？”
luqingwubijidong，zaixinzhonghuhuanyisheng。
taganjuezijiyanlidexinxi，bingfeishishenme‘yinzangxinxitishi’，ergengxiangshixitong！
buguohuiyingtade，queshichenmowuyan，
好似只是他多想了！
“你……”
“**！wodenaodai……”
neimingqingnianfuzhezhuozi，manshijutongdezhanqishen，kanxiangluqingdemouguangdoubiandezhennu。
julebuqiandinghetongdezhengguizhandouyuan，buguanshishenfenhediwei，doubushiluqingzheizhongputongrenkeyixiangtibinglunde，
tagangcaijiusuanzaizenmesongxie，danshentifanyingyegaicunzaideba？
dantazenmejiubeiyiyizibaotouleni？
“脑子这么硬，”
“yaobuyaozailaiyixia？”
luqingkanzheyouxieweiweibianxingdeyizihenggan，xinzhongzhenshijingtanzijihezhandouyuandejudachaju，
zheixiezhushelejiyinyaojidezhandouyuan，
可真是变态啊！
“bushi……woshishei，nishishei？”
“你还敢打我？”
qingnianehenhendedengtayiyan，
danxuanji，luqingzaicichaoqiyizichaotazalai，chadianrangtayikouqimeishunguolai。
xianqianmeifanyingguishixianqianmeifanying，danzheiyike，tadefanyingjiqixunsu！shenshoulikegedang，zhunbeijinxingfanji。
砰——
luqingjiqisuiyideduokaitadequantou，
然后……
yijiaochuaizailetadekudang！
bansuiyishengcanjiao，tachitongdajiao，xiayishiwuzhukudang，jiubeiluqingyibazhuazhuyiling，zhongzhongzazaibangongzhuoshang。
wangmingjianzhuang，zuilideyandouchadiandiaozaidishang，
我尼玛！
tashouxiazheirenjibianzaizenmefeiwu，gerenzhandouliyeyou56dianba！
baodajigechengnianrenbuchengwenti！
danzenmejiubeiluqingmiaoleni？
erqietashenweizhanli94diandezhandouyuan，jueduinenggoukendingluqingdezhandouli！yenengquerenluqingbingfeitoujiquqiao！
zhishigangcaidepianke，taganjueluqingyouliangcishasiduifangdejihui！
tamenjulebushashihouyouzheimeyizundashenle？
“gemen，shuidonggangcaishuohuataichongle，nixiaoxiaoqi。wozheizhangkayou20wan，nixiannazhehua，yihounijiuhewowangminghun。”
“nishenshouzheimelihai，yaoshimeiyoujinengdehua，wotaoqianbangnimaiyige，”
“nimeiyouqiangniangheqiniang，wobangnipei！”
wangmingzhanqishen，zhudongxiangyaojiaohao。
zaitadeyuguzhizhong，luqingdegerenzhanliyoukenengdadao85dian！
zaimeiyoujinengdeqiantixia，nenggoudadao80diandezhanli，doushijiduankongbudecunzai！yidanhuoqujineng，fenfenzhongqifei！
danluqingmianduita，fanshouyijizhongquan，zhongzhongjidaguoqu，
zhishibeitashenshangdezuozhanfuzhijiedanglexialai，
“nitemeyoubingshibushi？”
“打**什么？”
“wangshaoyuanyizhaolanni，nidayingjiushi！gentachixiangdehelade，nandaobuhaoma？”
wangmingshenshangdeneijianzuozhanfufachuyishengnvrendecanjiao，jinsuierhoushinuma。
陆青一愣，
meixiangdaowangmingdezuozhanfuhaishiqiniang！
qianwangxunizhanchangdezhandouyuan，shenshangdouyaochuandaizuozhanfu。yishifangbianxingdong，ershirongnawupin，sanshiweilefangyu。
qiniangbianchengdezuozhanfu，buguangkeyifangdan，haikeyitishenggerendefuzhongshangxian！
tamenyoudandude‘chuwucao’，
keyicunfangzidan、buji。
“gemen，wojinilianmian，nijiujiwojiezhe……”
wangminghuahaimeishuowan，luqingjiuweiweiceshen，zaicichaoqiyibayizi，zaizhongrenzhenjingdemouguangzhongchaowangmingdalai，
王明怒了！
zheirenjiushi**shenjingbing！
haoduanduande，hezijizheizhongfujiagongzigeguobuqu？laoziyoumeizenmeleni……zhenshicaole！
wangmingtongguozuozhanfuqiniangdezengfuyiquandachu，jingshijiangyibeihongrandasui，tongshikaishijingtiluqingdejingongdongzuo，
tabuguozhishiyanshenweimi，luqingdedongzuojiuzaitadeyanzhongfangmanxialai，