sufeichongdaoyangtaibianshang，xinlishuobuchulaishishenmeziwei，bingmeiyoubaofude**，fanerhaiyouyisiaonao。
zuotiantasuiranheduole，keyishihaishiqingxingde。
ruguomeijicuo，shizijizhudonggouyindeduifang，jiuxiangshixinlizhuangzheyituanhuo，xiayishixiangyaoronghuashenbiandeyiqie。
sufeijuezhe，yinggaishineibeijiubeirendongleshoujiao。
buguomuyichengzhou，zaishuoshenmedouwanle。
tashisujiayongjinquanbuziyuanpeiyangchulaidenvren，zheixienianlaixiaoxinxinyiyi，banbubuganxingjiangjiucuo，weidejiushijiazurongguang。
keyanxiazheisuanzenmehuishi，bazheiyiqieguaizaibierendeshenshang？
sufeimolemoyanjiao，baozhejianbangkanxiangtiankong，gaojiezijibunengditou，wangguanhuidiao。
zhaodongyouxieyiwaidewen，“nikule？”
tayuanbenyiweihuitingjianyidaobaofushidelengxiao，meichengxiang，quekandaoleneizhangbinglengmianjuxiaderouruo。
nandaotazhiqiandebuzaihu，zhiqiandejueqiangheqiangshiquandoushizhuangchulaide？
xiangdaocichu，tahuranyouxiexinteng，buguansufeiruheqiangshi，ruhebadao，yezhongjiushiyigenvren。
自己的第一个女人！
tingjianzhaodongdeshengyin，tayilianjingchadezhuanguotou，“ni……nimeitiao？”
zhaodongjieshi，“wotiaole，youshanglaile。”
“pianzi，xuweidewangbadan，nijiushiyigenuofu！”
sufeihenxiangmaren，keshilianghaodejiajiaorangtayizhenciqiong，fanlaifuqujiuzheijijuhua。
zhaodongsongsongjian，“shishizhengming，wojishizheiyangzuole，niyebuhuihaoshou，erqiejiusuanwozhendetiaoxiaqu，yebuhuizenmeyang。”
sufeigenbenmeirenzhentingzhaodongdehua，“nizheigewulai……woshaleni！”
tapuleguoqu，liangzhishouzaizhaodongshenshangyizhenfengkuangdepaida。
zhaodongzhanzaiyuandimeidong，zhishiyouxiewunaidekanxiangta，“nizheishisharen，haishizainaoyangyang？”
“我……”
sufeiqidebuqing，zuihouzhangzuiyaozaizhaodongdejiantou。
liqibuxiao，chunchijianhenkuaijiupinchangdaoyisidandandexuexingqi。
jianzhaodongmeifanying，tawanghoutuileyibu，“nibuteng？”
zhaodongdingzhetadeyanjing，“ruguonengrangnihaoshouyidiandehua，wokeyirenzhe。”
tabudebuchengren，sufeidequeshihuoshuijibiedenvshen，jishishengqideshihou，yeyiranpiaoliangdebuxianghua。
sufeixinyiruan，jieguopiejianzhaodongdemuguang，huranganjueyizhenexin。
nanrenguorandoushiyongxiabanshensikaodedongwu，tayebuliwai！
“王八蛋！”
sufeimazhe，yijiliaoyintuitileguoqu。
zhaodongdangkaidetongshi，zuiliyerenbuzhumadao：“nitemefengle？”
tashizaigaobudongzheigenvren，fanlianzenmebifanshuhaikuai？
sufeilengxiao，“nizenmeburenzhele？”
zhaodongheizhelian，zheiwanyinengrenme？
sufeibuyiburao，yijiaojieyijiaodetileguoqu，“wangbadan！wangbadan！wangbadan！”
“sufei，nizaigenwodengbizishanglian，laozikejiubukeqile！”
zhaodongyouxiebunaifan，nipusahaiyousanfenhuoqini，tayoubushininiede。
sufeiyangzhelianjiaoxiao，“bukeqi？haoa，youbenshinidawoa！”
zhaodongyumen，dashikendingxiabuqushou。
tagancuijiangsufeilanyaobaoqi，zhuanshoudiuxiangshenhoudedachuang，jiudangshijitayigejiaoxun。
“啊！”
sufeiyishengjianjiao，shunshouzhuaileyibazhaodongdeyijiao，jiangtazhenggerenyitongdaidao！
zuikaishidequeshidajia，dadenanshenanfen。
zuihouyebuzhidaozenmehuishi，jingrangundaoleyiqi。
geyouxinshidelianggeren，kaishifengkuangdejiuchanzhe，shenshangdeyifuyebeiyijianyijiancheluo。
……
风雨骤停。
zhaodongdianshangyigenyan，shentishuangle，xinqingqueyoudianzaogao。
yinweimafanmeiyoujiejue，fanerbiandegengjiafuzale。
sufeizheicipingjinglehenduo，“congwodechuangshanggunxiaqu！”
zhaodongheizhelian，doushuonanrentishangkuzijiuburenzhang，zheihuayoupianpo。
dengtasanliangxiachuanhaoyifu，sufeiyijingdakaileqianjia。
“woshuole，qianbuyongjiwo，congwuyefeilimiankou。”
“zheishinidelaodongsuode！”
sufeibaqianyireng，suanshiweilianggerendeguanxizhaodaoleyigewanmeidejieshi。
zhaodongyinchenzhelian，xinqingbushuangdaolejidian。
当老子是什么人？
jiantabukenshouqian，sufeikaozaichuangtou，xiaozhelaileyiju，“zheijiuzoule？qiancongwuyefeilimiankoua！”
zhaodongyijingzoudaoleloutikou，tingjianzheihuayigeliangqiang，xianxiemeishuaixiaqu。
sufei“puchi”yixiao，ranhouxiaodeyuelaiyuedasheng，zuihoujingranbianchengxiesidilidetongku。
kushengguohou，tamanmantaiqitou，zhiqianderouruoheweiququandoubujianzongying。
naqijiangshidandundeshoubiaokanlekanshijian，shiyidiangangguo，julitadedinghunyanhaiyousigexiaoshi。
buguanyihuidengdaizijideshiyinmouguiji，haishikuangfengbaoyu，tadoubixuyaoqumiandui。
tabunengtui，yewuluketui！
houtuiyibujiushiwanzhangshenyuan，buzhizijihuishuaidefenshensuigu，zhenggesujiayehuidangranwucun！
wairenzhidangshitashisujiadenvshen，shenjiaguoyidebadaonvzongcai。
meiyourenzhidaotaweilezheilianggeshenfenfuchuleduoshaonulihehanshui。
……
zhaodongganghuidaozhibanshi，jiutingjiansunpangzixiaozhangdao：“zhaodong，qususheshoushidongxiba，nibeikaichule！”
zhaodongzhoulezhoumeitou，“weishenme？”
sunpangzideyideshuo，“nibeitousule！”
budengzhaodongkaikouwen，tayijingpobujidaidejieshi，“wudongdeyezhutousuni，shuoshiduinidefuwubumanyi！”
zhaodongshayan，xinzhongyouruyiwanpicaonimakuangbenerguo，shenmejiaoduiwodefuwubumanyi？
sunpangziluojingxiashidehechi，“hailengzheganshenme？gankuaishoushidongxigundan！sunvshenfalehua，zheicisheitiniqiuqingyemeiyong！”
zhaodongyijingtingmingbaile，zheishisufeideyisi。
kegangcaiyoushizenmehuishi，zuihoudefengkuang？
baoweishiliananjingjing，yourentongqing，gengduodehaishixingzailehuo。
zhaodongsuiranweirenbucuo，keshizhangdejingshen，youhuijishouyinggongfu，tayaoshizoule，neijiushaoleyigeqiangyoulidejingzhengduishou。
budengsunpangzicuicu，yidaoyaotiaodeshenyingyingruyanlian。
“mengxiaojie，ninzenmelaile？”
sunpangzijimangshangqian，bazhaodongdeshiwangdaolenaohou。
mengjiaotiaozhemeitouwen，“woyaodeshui，yijingdenglezhengzhengyigeshangwu，zenmehaibujiwosong？”
“我这就安排人。”
sunpangzihanguoyigeqinxin。
mengjiaoyouxiebuyue,“wozhiqiandehuanimeitingjian？”
“mengxiaojie，shizheiyangde，zhaodongyijingbeiwomengongsikaichule，taxianzaiyijingbushiwomendiyuandebaoanle，suoyimeiyouzigejininsongshuile。”
mengjiaohuyi,“e，kaichule？weishenme？”
sunpangzilisuoyingdangdeshuo,“zuotiankuanggong，jintianyoubeikehutousu！”
孟娇有些意外。
zhenggediyuandebaoandoushixieshenmeren，taxinlidangranqingchu，yezhiyouzhaodongshigeliwai。
tasuiranzanshikanbuchuzhaodongdeshenqian，danshizheigenanrenhenyoubenshi，zuiguanjianshimeiyouhuaixinsi，erqiezuoshirenzhen。
他竟然会被投诉？
谁这么无聊!
mengjiaokanxiangzhaodongwen,“sunduizhangshuodeshizhende，nizhenbeikaichule？”
jianzhaodongdiantou，talehedao：“neikezhenshitaihaole，guolaijiwodangbaobiaoba，meiyueliangwan，zheixianizongmeiyouliyoujujueba？”
sunpangziliandoubianle，tuokouwendao：“mengxiaojie……nishuoshenme？”
tashizaixiangbumingbai，zhaodongzheigewangbadandaodiyounadianhao，jingrannengrangmengjiaoqingyanxiangjia。
budengzhaodongdaying，yiliangfalalipaochecongzhongrenshenhoukaileguolai。
chemendakai，yishenwanlifudesufeiyouyaxiache。
cikedetaweiyangxiaba，gaoguideyourujinglinggongzhuyiban，jiulianzhaodongyerenbuzhuduokanlejiyan。
sufeitiaoqimeitou，qiangshidewendao：“sunduizhang，tazenmehaizaizheili？”
sunpangzicuocuoshou，buzhidaogaizenmejieshi。
youqishisufeineibadaodeyanshen，rangrenbuganzhishi。
sufeizhuanshenjiuzou，“wobuxiangtingnidejieshi，zongzhizaiwohuilaizhiqian，buxiangzaikanjianta！”
mengjiaoyundanfengqingdexiaolexiao，“suxiaojie，buhaoyisi，zhaodongxianzaishiwodebaobiaojiansiji，sunduizhangkeguanbudaota！”
sufeiyouxieyiwaidehuiguotou，“ni？”
“没错！”
mengjiaobingbujieyisufeideyanshen，bierenpata，zijikebupa！
sufeizhoulezhoumeitou，kanxiangzhaodongwen，“nidayingtale？”
danfantayongguodedongxi，jishizaibuxihuan，neiyeshitade。
jishibeitadiule，yebushisheidoukeyisuibianjianzoude。
jianzhaodongyaotou，taxinzhongdenuqicaijianjianxiaosan，“buxuqu！”
mengjiaohanshengwen，“suxiaojie，nibuxiangliuta，youburangwoliu，shibushiyoudiantaibadaole？”
sufeilidoubulita，zhijiekanxiangzhaodongshuo，“buguantadayingjiniduoshaoqian，wodoubitaduoyibei，wohaishineijuhua，buxuqu！”
mengjiaobanbubutui，“wozaijiayibei！”
众人齐齐吐血！
zhaodongyebeisufeigaodeyouxiemomingqimiao，“xingle，wonayebuqu，jiuliuzaibaoweike，nimenliangyebiezhengle。”
mengjiaoyebugentazhiqi，“xiaozhao，bangwobashuisongshangqu！”
sufeiyoukaikoule，“buxing，tayaobangwokaiche！”
mengjiaohechi，“sufei，nichengxingenwozuodui？”
tayebushimeipiqi，zhisuoyiyinrenbufa，jiushibuxiangrangrenkanxiaohua。
sufeigenbenbujiehua，youyadezhuanshen，luchuyizhanghaowuxiacidemeibei，“genwozou，haishigentazou？nizijixuanba！”