第3章 我们离婚

buzhidaoguoleduojiu,baimuchenshuizhele,weifengchuiguo,tabeidongxingle。

hunshenhanshui,jiufangfobeishuililaochulaiside。

“该死的!”

白慕尘怒骂一声。

tingdaoshengyin,tongziluxingleguolai,jianbaimuchenxinglai,taxiayishihoutuiyibu。

baimuchenlieleliezui,zheigenvrenzheimepazijima?

“有饭吗?”

“啊?有!”

“给我弄点饭!”

tongzilueleyisheng,jimangbachufangpao。

tagangnachujidanbianlenglexialai,zijiweishenmeyaotingtade?

yixiangdaotaweilezijibazhangbindachengneigeyangzi,dunangliangju,daoyelaolaoshishijibaimuchenzuodanchaofan。

baimuchenshouhuimuguang,yanshenyinlengleqilai。

tabenyiweizijifushendejiahuojiushi**,danrangtameiyouxiangdaodeshi,zheige**juranhaipengdu。

guaibude,tajingchanggentongziluyaoqian。

pengduderen,doumeiyoudixiande。

weileqian,rangtasharentadouyuanyigan。

youqishiduyinshanglaile,gengshibanrenbanqinshoudeshengkou。

yebuzhidaotaxideshishenmedu,yibaimuchendeyizhilidoumeiyoukangguoqu。

ruguoshenbianmeiren,tashuobushanghuizuochushenmeshiqinglai。

“王八蛋!”

baimuchennumayisheng,tangzaishafa,bishangyanjing,yunzhuangongfa。

《jiulongjue》qianshixiuliandegongfa。

bushuyubaijiadegongfa,shitajiyuanqiaohezichuangdegongfa。

qianshideta,zhixiuliandaodisancengjiuyijingwudile。

zaicixiulian,meiyourenheshengshu。

meiduojiu,taganjuedaotineiyouyituanreqizhengzaianzhao《jiulongjue》yunzhuandefangshiyouzouleqilai。

yigezhoutian,baimuchenzhanghukouqi。

zhengkaiyanjing,faxiantongziluyijingbujianle。

chajishang,fangzheyiwandanchaofan。

baimuchennaqikuaizichileqilai,tongzilunengjizijizuofan,neishitaderongxing。

chiwanfan,yidiukuaizi,xianrulechensi。

zheijushentishengqiandouganleshenme?

有父母吗?

有兄弟姐妹吗?

有朋友吗?

zheixietadoubuzhidao,xiangyaoweizhuangxiaqu,tanherongyi。

tanachushouji,fanzheliaotianjilu,xiwangnengcongzheishangmianzhaodaoyixiexiansuo。

tadelianxirenhenshao,muqinwuyanqiu、

ranhouhaiyouyigepengyou,liuchong!

baimuchenyouxiexiangxiao,huolezheimeda,lianxirenjuranzhiyousangeren。

wuyanqiu,liuchong,tongzilu。

“真是废物!”

baimuchenanmayisheng,shouhuisixu,tangzaishafashang。

zaimeiyouzheishentideqingkuangxia,zheilisihuhaishiyigebucuodedifang。

zhishao,zijiduitongzilulejieyixiele。

buzhibujue,baimuchenhunhunchenchendeshuileguoqu。

zaicixinglaideshihou,faxiantongziluzuozaicanzhuochifan。

tadezaocanhenjiandan,mianbao,niunai,kaochang。

baimuchenzouleguoqu,naqizhuozishangdemianbaosaidaozuili。

tongzilulianseyichen,nushizhebaimuchen:“nibuhuizijiquzuofanma?”

baimuchenmeiyoulita,chitadezaocan,shijitamianzi。

nachushouji,fanzhezuijinfashengdexinwen。

“咦……”

baimuchendunshixiaole,bashoujizaitamianqianhuanglehuang。

tongzilukanleyiyan,liansedabian,jimangbashoujiqiangleguoqu。

zuihuodetoutiaoxinwen,zhiminggeshou,yinhun!

tadakaixinwen,kanzheshangmiandewenzi,tadelianseyinqingbuding。

“womenjiehundeshiqingchuxianzaiwangshangle!”

“哦!”

baimuchenhuileyiju,chizhezaocan。

“砰!”

tongziluyipaizhuozi,nushizhebaimuchen:“nizhidaozheiyiweizheshenmema?”

“yiweizheshenme,genwoyoushenmeguanxi?”baimuchenfanwen。

“你……”

tongziluyaoyadao:“zhenglun,wofaxiannijiushiyige**!”

baimuchenzhoulezhou,suirantabujiaozhenglun,dantaxianzaiyongzheijushentini。

mazhenglun,yeshimaziji。

“zhuyinishuohuadetaidu!”

“wodetaiduzenmele?ruguobushini,wojiehundeshiqingzenmehuitongchuqude?”

“niyoubinga,zuotianruguobushiwo,nizaodoubeirenjia**le!”baimuchenmeihaoqideshuodao。

“niganmawo?”tongzilunanyizhixindekanzhebaimuchen。

“chunnvren!”baimuchenbashoujiqianglehuilai,jixufanxinwen。

tayaokankan,ziji‘si’lezhihou,doufashengleshenme。

kexi,jingdoudingjijiazuzhijiandeshiqing,meitigenbenbuganshangbao。

bashoujishouleqilai,taitouyikan,faxiantongzilukule。

tazhanzaineili,kanzhebaimuchen,wushengliulei。

baimuchenjuedeyouxietouteng,bunaifandeshuodao:“nikushenme?baolujiubaoluchuqubei,youbuhuisirende!”

“**!”

tongzilubashoulideniunaijiaozaibaimuchendelianshang。

baimuchenxinzhongyinu,zhuaqitongziludeshouwan:“nifengle?”

tongziluhunshenyizhan,manlianjingkongdekanzhebaimuchen。

wangzhetadeyangzi,baimuchenyizhenxinfanyiluan。

“xingle,biekule,chuanchujiuchuanchua,nanbuchengnvyirenjiubunengjiehunlema?”

“nizhidaoshenme,wosuozaidegongsibuyunxumingxianvyirenjiehunde。xianzaichuanchulaile,wohuipeichangtianjiaweiyuejinde!”

“我帮你赔偿!”

“ni?nizenmepeichang,nideqiandoushiwojide!”tongzilushuaikaibaimuchendeshou,kuaibuduizheloushangzouqu。

baimuchenzhenglezheng,douranfaxian,zijiyijingbushiyiqiandebaimuchenle。

zijizhibuguoshiyigekaozhenvrenyangde**。

“脑壳痛!”

baimuchenqiaoleqiaozijideetou,zaocanyechibuxiaqule。

tadianranyikexiangyan,kaozheyizichenmobuyu。

loushangchuanlaishouji**,erhouchuanlaitongziludaoqiandeshengyin。

“made,nishilaozimingyishangdenvren,sheiyunxunigenbierendishengxiaqidaoqiande!”

baimuchenyipaizhuozi,kuaibuduizheloushangzouqu。

tongziluyilianchijingdekanzhebaimuchen。

baimuchenqiangguotadeshouji,huatongneihaichuanlainvrendepaoxiaosheng。

“bietamahoule,woxifubuganle!”

shuowan,zhijieguadiaodianhua。

“你干什么?”

tongzilujimangpaoleguolai,yaoqiangshouji。

baimuchensisidezhuazhetadeshouwan,lengshengshuodao:“nixianzaishiwomingyishangdeqizi,wobuyunxunizheimedishengxiaqi,mingbaima?”

“什么?”

baimuchenmeiyouxingquzaishuoyibian,modibashoujipaizaizhuozishang。

手机,碎裂。

tongziluhunshenyizhan,nuhoudao:“nijingshenbinga?”

baimuchenlengyankanzheta:“ruguonihaixiangdishengxiaqigenbierendaoqian,womenlihun!”

“你说什么?”

baimuchenxiangqianyibu,niezhenvrendexiaba,lengshengshuodao:“jizhuwoshuodehua,ruguonihaixianggenbierendishengxiaqidaoqian,womenlihun!”