weifengcongbankaidechuanghuchuijinlai,guangyingtouguomaomidezhiyebanbozaipukaideneibenlaoshibijibenshang。
yansezuozaishuzhuoqian,yanlishanshuozheyiguwufaezhidenuhuo,wozhegangbidezhijianweiweifanbai,yibierxia,longfeifengwudezijizhanjulezhengzhangzhi。
——butubaiyeshibuweiren!
bijibenshang,mimimamadequanshihenyi,wuyiliwaide,doushiliujileneigejiaobaiyedenanren,zuizaodeyicijilu,shijianhaitingliuzaisannianqian。
sannianqiandeyanse,zhengzaidugaosan。
henyizhongtululuxuxuduanlehaozhangyiduanshijian,youzaisangeyueqianzhongxinbuleshanglai,erqie,daojinri,congwujianduan。
……
suoyi,baiyedaodishishei?
baiye,mmtzhanduiduizhang,zhanzaizhiyelianmengdianfengdenanren,zhengrutadezhanghaomingyiyang,death——suodaozhichu,jieweiwangling。
congtajinruwangzherongyaozhiyelianmengdeneiyitianqi,haobukuazhangdeshuo,ta……chengbaolegexiangguanghuan。
“联盟天才选手”、
“lianmengzuijujiazhidaye”、
“zuiwufaqudaidexuanshou”、
“lianmengzuinengdadeyanzhi”
……
guanghuanjiashendeta,gengshizaisangeyueqianyijufengshen。
sangeyueqiandewangzherongyaoquanguobanjuesaishang,mmtzhanduiduijueorazhandui。
baiyebaoradezhongdanliufenzhongneishalesici!
zhengzhengsici!haishiliufenzhongnei!
fangyanzhiyelianmeng,gaoshouyunjidequanguosaishanghainengquderucikongbudezhanji,tashijuewujinyoudediyiren!
zheiyiboshencaozuo,kandeguanzhongxishangdefensirexuefeiteng,chimidegaoshengnahanchongchizhezhenggechangguan,zheneryulong。
…
你以为这就完了?
不不……
更可怕的是……
yubaiyeduizhandeorazhongdanyinfanyingguojishousubaofataimeng,zaijiashangpingrilibumianbuxiuxunlianpinfan,daozhishoubushangtongyanzhongwufazhichengbisai,beilelingjinsaixiuxi。
zheiyeshizhiyelianmengzhong,diyicichuxiansaichangshangbeidadaojinsaideqingkuang。
cixiaoxiyichu,limahongdongdianjingquan,deathzheigemingzizaicihuobao。
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#ORA中单废了#
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#D神牛逼#
geshigeyangderesougaojubuxia。
……
eryanse……jiushineigequanguosaishang“liufenzhongsilesici”haibeidachengshoucandeorafeiwuzhongdankoala。
……
shuzhuoqiandenvrenrouleroufatongdemeixin,renzhehuoqiheshangbijiben,zhengzhunbeiqishen,fangzaiyicedeshoujizhendong。
shiyunduanzhanduizhangwenqiandalaidedianhua。
“sese,wokanjianniweibo,nijuranbatoufajiechengzhangfale?shenmeqingkuang,taiteme**le!nizaijialiduibu,dengzhewo,womashangguolai。”
“你现在就要……”
啪——
huahaimeishuowan,zhishengxiayichuanmangyin。
yiqianweilezhanduixunlianfangbian,tajianlegenanshiduanfa,xianzaibeijinsai,tajiubatoufajielehuilai。
jiuzaibangexiaoshiqian,tabazijizhangfadezhaopianfazaileweiboshang。
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danzheici,tawanquanmeixingqukanweiboxiafangdehuifu,yinweita……yijingbeimaleile。
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yi:mmtzhanduizhongwenmingmomotouzhandui。
er:baiyezhanghaoming:death(wangling)。
san:yansezhanghaoming:koala(kaola)。