第1章:不屠白野誓不为人

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——butubaiyeshibuweiren!

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……

suoyi,baiyedaodishishei?

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“联盟天才选手”、

“lianmengzuijujiazhidaye”、

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“lianmengzuinengdadeyanzhi”

……

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你以为这就完了?

不不……

更可怕的是……

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……

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……

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“你现在就要……”

啪——

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读者必看:

yi:mmtzhanduizhongwenmingmomotouzhandui。

er:baiyezhanghaoming:death(wangling)。

san:yansezhanghaoming:koala(kaola)。