tameitou，tazhendemeitou。
keshizhongmukuikuizhixia，meigerenlianshangdouluchulewubishiwangdebiaoqing。
guchichizhidao，kendingmeirenxiangxintadehua。
zhangsanyouhenhenyaoleyikouneiyumibingzi，yilianchaonongdedao：“doushuonizheixiaojiantizicongxiaokesilenidiema，houlaiyoukesileniquetuiagong！xianzaijingranhaigantoudongxi？pei！”
yikounongtanhenhenbeipenzaidishang。
zhouweidecunminyekaishiqizuibashedetaolun。
“duia，youmashengmeimashengdexiaojiaohuazi，zaodiansilesuanle！”
“tiantiantaobaijiafantaochuyinlaile，jingranhaitou！”
“yuanbenhaidasuankeliankelianta，jitachidianzhushini……”
dashuifaleneimejiu，jiajiahuhudouhaizaiezhe，neijikuangyumibingzikeshizhenggecunzidexintoubao，xianzaibeiguchichizheimeyijiaohe，sheijianledoulaiqi。
manmashengyuelaiyueduo、yuelaiyuezhong，guchichihuangusizhou，zuizhongrenbuzhuwadeyishengkulechulai。
“nimenbuzhunshuowoagong，buzhunshuowobabamama！”
agongshizheigeshijieshangduitazuihaoderen，babamamashishengletaderen，tazijizuocuoleshiqingjiuyaozijichengdan！
guchichikudeshengyinyouliangyouxiang，youhaoxincunminjianle，yerenbuzhubangqiang。
“yaobusuanleba，buguoshigesilediemadeyatoupianzi……”
“yeshi，yigexiaoyatounengchiduoshao？”
“yatou？！”zhangsanlengxiaoyisheng：“jiuzheizhengtianaijiaaihutaofandexiaosaobaxing？xianzairaoleta，shidengzhetashangmentaofan，haishishangmentoudongxi？！”
zheixiameirenshuohuale，zheiniantousheidoubuxiangbaiyangyizhangzui，gengbieshuocunliganggangfaledashui。
“zou，wozheijiudainiqujiancunzhang！”
zhangsantizheguchichijiuyaolikai，houzheyitingyaojiancunzhang，dunshinulidezhengzhaqilai。
“wobuqu，wobuquzhaocunzhangyeye！”guchichihuangmangzhizhongmengdiyaoshanglezhangsandeshou，cunzhangyeyepingshiduitazuihaole，tabuxiangrangcunzhangyeyezhidaozheijianshi。
“aiyou，xiaochushenghaiganyaoren！”
zhangsanchitong，juqibazhangjiuzhaozheguchichishanguoqu。
guchichilenglengdekanzheneicudadebazhang，wanquanshiqulefanyingnengli。
啪——
yuliaozhongdetengtongbingmeiyouxilai，fanershizhangsanguaijiaoleyisheng，wuzhezijidejiaozaiyuandidaguner。
“nagexiaochushengdawo，aiyoulaozidejiao……”
zaichangderendoulengzhu，zhiyouguchichitoutoumiaoleyiyanfuxicheng。
fuxichengmanmancongyueyechepangzouguolai，rengranlengzheyizhangxiaolian：“wodade。”
“yuanlaishinizheigexiao……”
zhangsanhuameishuowan，jiubeifuxichengbinglengdemouguangjihezhule。
cunzhangshuoguo，zheicilaidebujinyouzhenzhang，kenenghaiyouxianshanghuozheshilidedarenwu，zheixiaonanhaikanqilaijiubuyiban，zheizhoushensousouzhimaodelengqi……jingranrangtajuedeyouxiefanchu。
“xiaoshenme？”fuxichengpaozheshoulidexiaoshizi，lanlanwendao。
“小……”
zhangsanbuganshuo，zhangsanxinliyouxiedagu。
“小祖宗诶！”
zhangsanhaimeixianghaocuoci，zhenzhangjiudaizheyiqunrenmabutingtidepaoleguolai。
“ninzenmepaodaozheililaile，wanyinalikezhepengzhekezabana！womenzaicunzhangjialidengleninhaojiu，zhei……zheishifashengleshashiera？”