第3章 你敢动她们一根汗毛试试

“anqingzheixienianjiuzhuzaizheilima?”

kanzheneilouxianglidepojiupingfang,huangfujunxiaoyilianjingcha。

“shide,dangnianzhurenwugushizong,yejiazhennu,houlaiyoufaxiansuxiaojiehuailezhurengurou,bianbizhetaquduotai,suxiaojiewunaizhixia,zhinengdongduoxizang。”heiwuchanggongjindehuidao。

huangfujunxiaozhidaotabushanyanci,danshicongzheiduanduandesanyanliangyu,jiunenggoushenketihuidaosuanqingdejiannanheyongqi。

taneishihoubenlaishizuixuyaojiarenanweidea!

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anqing,kunanjieshule,congjintiankaishi,wohuiyongzijishuangshouweinimenmunvchengqiyigemeiyouweiqudetiankong。

shenshendehuxiyikou,gangxiangqiaomen,turantingdaolimianyoushuohuasheng,huangfujunxiaoshileyixia,faxianmenshixuyande,yushituimenerjin。

ranhouyiyanjiukandaosuanqingzhengpazaidishangyongyijianjiuyifushijingcashidiban,yigenaomanchangfeidezhongniannanrendamodayangdezuozaiketingweiyidedanrenshafashangzhishouhuajiao:“nishuonizheigenvren,yidiandoubuzhidaoaixijialidedongxi,wogaosuni,zheixiedibanhenguide,weilerangnimenniangliangzhudeshufudian,wozhuanmenzhaorenzhuangqilaide,niyiweiwodeqianshidafenggualaidema?”

suanqingmanlianduixiao:“duibuqi,shinianniantaiwanpile,wohuihaohaojiaoyutade。”

fenqunxiaonvhaiduozaijiaoluoli,qieqiebuganyansheng。

huangfujunxiaokandaozheiyimu,dunshijingnujiaojia,lishenghedao:“nishishei?weishenmehuizaizheili?”

zhongniannanrenhedetiaoleqilai,suijinaohuodao:“zheishiwojia,woweishenmebunengzaizheili?wohaimeiwennishisheini?”

huangfujunxiaoboranbaonu:“woshitananren!”

“ao——”zhongniannanrenzhuanxiangsuanqing:“nibushishuonimeinanrenma?”

suanqingmangdao:“nitingwojieshi……”

huangfujunxiaoyijingyiquanzaleguoqu,zhongniannanrencanjiaozhedaozaishafali。

suanqinghaidemianwurense,xunsudedangzailehuangfujunxiaogenqian,lishengjiaochi:“yejunxiao,nishibushifengle?”

huangfujunxiaoyingshengshengdeshouhuiledierquan,canrandaxiao:“shi,woshifengle!”

liunianweigui,tayijingzuohaolezugoudexinlizhunbei,ruoshisuanqinghaizaidengta,tabiranhuibaduifangchongchengtianxiazuixingfudenvren。

ruoshisuanqingyijingjiazuo**bingqieshenghuoxingfu,neitajiuhuianrantuichang,momozhufu。

keshi,dasitayemeixiangdao,suanqingguodejuranshizheizhongrizi。

皇甫君骁心痛如绞。

“aiyouyou……nizheiwangbadan,jurangandawo!”zhongniannanziwuzheyanjingmamalielie。

“fangdong,nitingwojieshi?”

嗯?

房东?

皇甫君骁愕然!

“nibuyongjieshile,kuiwohaikelianniyigenvrendaizhegexiaohaiburongyijianmianleniyibanfangzu,meixiangdaonijuranzheimebulaoshi,neijiubieguaiwobukeqile,congxianzaikaishi,meigeyueduowubaikuaifangzu,zhiqianjianmiandelimajiwobuqile。”

suanqingzhuizhemamalieliedezhongniannanzichuqule,henkuaiyouzoulehuilai,qigugudedengzhehuangfujunxiao。

“wobuzhidaotashinifangdong,kanlaiyoudianwuhui!”huangfujunxiaosonglesongjiandao。

“neiniyiweitashishei?”

huangfujunxiaolianshangshanguoyisibaoli:“buguanshisheiwoyebuyunxutaduinimenzhishouhuajiao。”

他是谁?

xibeiyuzhu,shouwoshiwantiejia。

zhangyoumingtieqi,yishenglingxia,xueliupiaolu,dieshichengshan。

suoyoudesuiyuejinghao,douyinyoutayirenfuzhongqianxing,yangdahuaguoweiyuhaiwai。

zijideqinvqueyaozaiguoneibeirenyizhiqishi?

danpingzheige,tajiukeyituneifeizhumanmen,moshuozhishidaleyiquan。

suanqingdeleishuizaiyankuanglizhidazhuan,queqiangrenzhemeiyoudiaoxialai:“yejunxiao,nizhenshinengnaia,yishengbuxiangdejiuxiaoshileliunian,yihuilaijiujiwochuanglezheimedadehuo,woshishangbeiziqiannidehaishi?nizhidaomeigeyuewubaikuaiqianduiyuwomenniangliangyiweizheshenmema?”

“wozhidao,wodouzhidao,anqing,wocuole,wobushewangniyishibanhuidejiunenggouyuanliangwo,danshiqingnixiangxinwo,woyidinghuihaohaomibunimende。”

“he,nidasuanzenmemibu?”

“anqing,nilengjingdiantingwoshuo,xiwangnibuyaobeiwojiexialaidehuahedao,qishiwozheixienianyizhizaixibeibianguan,jingguoliuniandedapin,woxianzaiyijingshixibeiyuzhule,gangbeicifengweiwuxingwangjiang。”

“shima?zheimelihai?”

“ng,buxinnikan,zheishiwodewangjianglingpai!”

huangfujunxiaoshuozhe,taochuleneiyikuaixiangkanwuxingdegulangxiaoyuepai。

suanqingjieleguolai,zuijiaogouqiyisilengxiao:“hehe,xibeiyuzhu,wuxingwangjiang,zhenshihesiwole,zheiwangjianglingpai,hualebushaoqianzuoba?shikuaihaishiershikuai?bineixiehunongxiaohaizidesuliaowanyiqiangduole。”

“anqing,woshuodedoushizhende,erqie,woxianzaihaiyoushubuqingdecaifu,niheniannianyihouzaiyebuyongguokurizile,woyaorangsuoyourendouzhidao,nizheiliuniandedengdai,shizhidede。”

“你说完了吗?”

“我……”

“shuowanlejiuqingnilikaiwojia,xianzai,mashang,likejiwogunchuqu……”

suanqingfennudepaoxiaodao。

congweijianguotazheifuyangzidehuangfujunxiaoluohuangertao,suanqingbashoushangdelingpaihenhenderenglechuqu。

meixiangdaozheimeduonianguoqule,tafeidanmeiyougengjiachengshuwenzhong,juranhaixuehuilemanzuihuangyan,zheimeduoniandeweiquhebuganyongshangxintou,suanqingbaotoutongku。

liangjiu,sunianlalelatadeyijiao,qieqiedao:“mama,nibiekulehaobuhao?”

suanqingtaitoukanlekanta。

sunianzuibayibie:“nikudehua,woyexiangku……”

suanqinghenhendemoleyibayanlei:“hao,mamabukule,zanmenganjinshoushiyixiadongxi!”

“mama,womenyaoquna?”

“zheilimeifazhule,xianlikaizaishuo!”

“哦!”

suniannaqilezijidexiaoshubao,kaishishoushizijishaodekeliandexiaowanju,turan,tadeshixianbeiyigeliangjingjingdedongxixiyinzhule,kanlekanmamamangliudebeiying,toutoudebaneigedongxisaijinlezijideshubaoli。

shiduofenzhongzhihou,munvlianglinzhedabaoxiaobao,conghoumenqiaoqiaodeliulechuqu。

zhengzaianziqingxingmeirenfaxian,turanchuanlaiyishengningxiao:“xiangpao?mendoumeiyou!”

suanqinghuoranniutou,dunshihunfeiposan,fangdongquerfufan,houmianhaigenzheqibagediaoerlangdangderen,weishoudeheranshifujinxiaoyoumingqideliumangtouziduanhui。

yiqunrenqishixiongxiongdeweileguolai,xiaoniannianhededuozaimamadeshenhoujinjindejiuzhutadeyijin。

suanqingjingkongdao:“nimenxiangganshenme?”

fangdonglengxiao:“ganshenme?xianbaqianwozheimeduoniandefangzujiaochulaizaishuo!”

“pingshenme?shuohaodemeigeyuewubai,wuyuanwugudeyaozhangjia,nizheishiezha!”

“suinizenmeshuo,fanzhengjintianyaoshibubaqianjiaoqile,jiubengxianglikaizheili。”

jiuzaizheishihou,houmianturanchuanlaiyigebinglengdeshengyin:“nigandongtamenyigenhanmaoshishi。”