第3章
姚洋在屋子里修行，
wuwai，yizhiwangbazaitaiyizongdeyuanzililiuda，zhuandaoyaoyangdewuzimenkou，
wangbabizidongledong，yigushenqingqishuangdeganjuebianbuquanshen！
xunzheganjue，zaiyaoyangwuzimenkouwangbahuanmandikaojinbeidiuzaidishangdegongfa，
coushangquwenlewen，shizheizhongganjue。
王八：“卧槽？”
这东西能吃吗？
buguozheiganjue，haoshuanga。
wangbayongzhuaziboleyixia，yiguqiguaideweidaozuanjinlebikong。
tazhangkaizui，sileyiyeshusaijinzuilichangchangweier。
咕嘟！
meixiangdaozheisixialaideshuyejingranrukoujihua，gangjinzuilijiuhuachengleyigunuanliu，liujinlewangbadeduzili。
接着，“轰！”
wangbaganjuezijinaodaixiangbeisheiqiaoleyimengun，naoziliyunyunhuhuhunhuneede。
jiezhe，wangbajiukanjianzijidenaozilichuxianleyigegejinsedezi，
haibansuizhegulaodeshengyin，zaitaerbianxiangleqilai。
“shenqimiaofazhenhaoji，yangmingxiushenbuyongchou。quandoujiangjiujingqishen，xiaoxinzanghaobiexielu......”
shijidaoxianwenheyifugongfaluxiantuzaiwangbadenaohaizhongfuxian。
zheixiewenziyijingshenshendikezaitadenaohailile。
suiranburenshineixiezi，dantaxinliqingchu，zheixiedongxijueduibutongxunchang，
kendingshifeichangzhongyaodebaowu！
这是修炼的方法吗？
suishuotashizhiwangba，danyezaizheirenjianpiaobolehaojiu，
youshihouluguolaozongzhumenkoudeshihou，tayetingdaoguobushaogushi。
zaizheigeshijie，yourenleixiuxianzhe，yeyouyaoguaihexiemo。
rennengxiulianchengxian，dongwuyeneng，yaomoguiguaiyekeyizhaodaoxianrenbaishizuizhongchengweidaneng。
wangbakanzhegangcaizijichixiadeneiyexianshu。
youzhongganjueyongshangxintou，haoxiangshilingwuleshenmezhongyaodeshiyiyang。
nandao，zheijiushiwodejiyuan？
yizhiwangbadewo，juranyenengyouzheiyangdefuqima？
gangcaizhichileyidiandian，jiuyijinghuodelezheimeduodexinxi。
ruguobazhengbenshuquanchile，huibuhuizhendekeyizoushangyitiaobuyiyangdedaolu？
yushiwangbayoukaishilangtunhuyanqilai，buyihuierjiubashengxiadeshuquanjichilexiaqu。
shujihuazuonuanliujixuliurutinei。
“......buyaoqingyixielu，haohaozangzheba，shouwuzhichuanbixingwang。
laojizheixiekoujueyouyiyuniwota，yuanlizanianbiandeanning。
deleanning，guangmangzixian，jiuxiangyueyekanmingjing。
riyueyouqidutezhimei，zishenyegairucibanjianqiangdishengcunxiaqu。
zici，shenruhuozhongneikaihua。nitiangaimingxujinshenshiyong，wanchenghoukebifoyuxian。”
dangwangbaganwushi，shentijianjiansanfachudandandejinguang。
《dapintianxianjue》bujinjinjiyulewangbaxiulianfangfa，
zheibenshubenshenyeyoumouzhongzhihuijuexingdenengli。
jinguangbaoguozhezheizhiwangbadeshenti，qiaowushengxidigaibianletadeyiqie。
benlai，yizhiwangbaduineimeshenaodeneirongyidiandoukanbudong。
dansuizhexishouyuelaiyueduodejinguang，
tajingranfaxianzijisihunenggoulijieqizhongdeyisile。
bishangyanjingshenhuxizhe，nonghoudewuxingzhiqisuizhetineidedapintianxianjueyunzhuanqilai，
dantianhaosibianchengleyitaixichenqi，congsimianbafangxiqulingqi。
shijishang，zheizhiwangbatianshengtizhijiuhenteshu，shuyujishaoshujuyoudanhuoshuxinglinggendecunzai。
ruguotashigerendehua，jueduishitianfuyibingdexiulianqicai。
laozongzhucengjinggantanguo，kexiazheimehaodetizhiqueshiyizhiwangba。
ruoshizairendeshenshang，neijueduijiushidingjitiancaile！
xianzaidewangba，youzhedanlinggendejichu，zaijiashangtianxianshenjuedebangzhu，
tongchangqingkuangxiaputongrenxuyaohuadaliangshijianmanmanganshouhexiaohualingqi，
yibubudatongshentishangdepingzhang。
birushuoyaoyangxianzaizhengzaifangjianzhonghuanmanxiulianzhenwuxianjue，haizaichangshilijieheyunyongni。
raneryuanzilidewangba，zeshiyixunleibujiyanerzhishixunsuxishouhuoyanlingqi，
binghenkuaidakailexindexiuliandamen。
王八：“我X！”
我终于入门啦！
bujinruci，wangbajuedezijideshentiqiangzhuanglebushao。
tashenshang，chuxianleyidaoshenqidewenlu。
zheigewenlujiuxiangshiyinzaitashenshangyiyang，
youlezheiwenlu，ganggangkaishixiulian，sihuliqijiudalehenduo。
dapintianxianjuebujinshikuaisuxiuxingdefamen，haishiyizhongfeichanggaomingdeduanlianshentidegongfa。
zheitaogongfalijizaizhe，xiuchengcigonghou：tongtouziranfaze，lingwutiandao，dazaojingangshenqu。
keyiyinshenyinji，shiyongshentongfashu，shangtianrudiwusuobuneng。
xingzouwuying，rushanshiwuzu，shuihuobukeshangqifenhao。
xiuliandaozhongqi，nengyongzhenhuolianchujinqu，hunpobiandejiangurugang，
shentijianbukecui，daokanfupidoubuhuishoushang。
liliangnengkangqishanluanbenpao，yongyouzhichengtiankongdenengli！
jinjintupolelianqiyicengjiuzengjialezheimeduoliliang，meishengyigexiaojingjiejiunengduoqianjinli，
ruguodadaolianqijiuceng，neijiushiwanjinlile。
ruguotongjibiejiaoshou，danpingtilijiukeyiyazhiduifang。
真是仙人的功法啊！
wangbakaixinjile，bumingbaizheiyangdexianshushisheiliuzaizheide，nandaoshiweileteyijiaodaowoma？
......
henkuai，yixingqiguoqule，
zhangchengzuozaitaiyizongdedatingli，jisuanshijian。
yaoyangrumenyiyouqitian，chuanshoutagongfayeyouqitianle。
zhangchengxinxiang：“wodetudizizhihaibucuo，zheidapintianxianjueshidingjianfashu，
napashizhizhu，qitianyegaiyousuojinzhanle。”
yaoyangzheiyizhouhenshaochumen，jinlemenhoudabufenshijiandoudaizaizijifangjian，
xiangbishizaikekulianxigongfa。
suirancaiguoleyizhou，danxitongjiderenwushiyigeyueneirangdizitupozhujiqi，
zhangchenghaishijuedingqukankanjinduruhe。
laidaoyaoyangdexiaoyuan，gangtaruyuanzi，
zhangchengjiugandaoyiguchiredeqixipumianerlai，kongqiliquanshinongnongdehuoyanlingqi。
“haonongliedehuoyanlingqi，zheidapintianxianjueguoranshimingbuxuchuan！”
张诚很兴奋。
jinqitiandeshijianjiuningjiechuzheimeqiangdehuoyanlingqi，kanlaiyaoyangzhendeyousuoshouhuole。
yijiaotajinyuanzili，zhangchengdiyiyankandaojiranshizhiwangba。
wangbaganjuedaoyouren，lianmangtingxiaxiulianxiangzhangchengpaolai。
zhangchengkanzhezheizhipaolaidewangba，pailepaitadetou。
congkoudailiquchuyikepigudanweijitachi。
wangbayikoujiubadanyaotunlexiaqu。
neizhongshuxideganjueheqitianqianjiandaoneibenmijishiyiyang。
它心中更加坚定，
guoranshizhangmenliuxiadegongfajizijide。
wangba：“shifuzaishang，shoudiziyibai！”
zhangchengditoukankanzijishenbiandezheigexiaowangba。
yanqianzheixiaodongxizhengdingzheziji，kanqilaixiangshiyouhuayaoshuodeyangzi。
摸了摸它的头。
xiuxingjielidewangbayenengtingdongrenshuohuama？
zheizhixiaowangbashishifuqinziliuxiade，
kanshangquhaoxianghaitingjilingde。
huoxushiduoshaodaideshenshouhouyiba？
zhangchengkaikou：“ruguonitingdedongwodehua，neijiugenzaiwopangbianyiqixiulianba。”
“呜~！”
wangbayaoleyaoweiba，yongzijidetoudingledingzhangchengdexie。
daizhewangba，zhangchengzoudaoyaoyangfangmenwai，keleyishengshuo。
“tudi，yijingqitianle，weishijintianlaijianchayixianidexiulianchengguo。”
wulihaizaiyungongxishoulingqideyaoyangtingjianshengyinhouzhoulezhoumeitou。
taitouchaowaimianwangqu，kandaozhangchengzhanzaineili，lianshangshanguoyisifanzao。
xianranmeiliaodaozhangchenghuituranshangmenchajindu。
xiayike，tajiutingdaoleqiaomensheng。
haiyoupangbiandeyizhiwangbazainei“wuwu”dijiao！