深夜时分。
tiannanshihongtaigaojisirenhuisuo。
yechengangdaohuisuomenkoujiubeiwaimiandelianggebaoanlanzhule，lingtoudebaoanyilianbushan：“zhanzhu，nishishenmeren？”
yechenxiaodao：“wozhaolintai！”
“yiqianmeijianguoni，xiaozi，nalimaochulaide？”
yechenbuweisuodong，zuijiaogouqileyigelengkudexiaorong。
“轰！”
jiexialai，yishenjuxiang，lianggebaoandeshentidunshidaofeilejinqu，jianghuisuoyiloudatingzhineidesuoyouguikejingdefenfencemu，yilengyileng！
“lintai，susugunchulaishousi！”
datingzhineiyipiandaizhi，zhongrenjiweizhenjingdekanzhemanmanzoulaideyechen。
好狂！
hongtaihuisuoshishenmedifang？
neishizhenggetiannanshishaoyoudejijiagaojihuisuozhiyi，buduiwaikaifang，ershicaiquguibinkayaoqingzhi，danfannenggoujinlaide，wubushigejiemingliu。
buweibiede，zhiyinweizheijiahuisuomuhoudelaobanshi“heibao”lintai！
cengjingyougefuerdaizhangzheyoujigeqian，buqingzilai，buliaodangchangbeilintaidachenglecanfei，budanruci，fuerdaiquanjiashenzhizaiyiyezhijianxiaoshiwuzong，kejiantashouduanyouduoxinla。
yizhenjiaobushengchuanlai，zhijiandaneizhineidejigejiaoluofenfenyongchusanwugerengaomada，shenchuanheisezhifudedahan，meirenshouzhongdaizheyigenjinggun。
lingtoudeshiyigexizhuangqingnian，qingnianmiansewubiyinzhi，mengdiyihuishou：“duoleweigou！”
yechentuchuyikouyanwu，fangxiashou，zaizheixierenkuaiyaokaojintadeshihou，quzhiyidan！
yantoujisushexiangbankong，huoxingsijian。
chongzaizuiqianmianlianggebaoanxiayishideyongshouyidang，yinglaidequeshiyechenyijiao，yijiaozhixia，liangrendunshidaofeichuquzahuailebushaozhuoyi。
meixiangdaogangyizhaomian，yechenjiudacanleliangren。
xizhuangqingnianmianseweibian，xiayishidekanlesanlouyiyan。
yucitongshi，huisuosanloudemougefangjianzhinei，lianggenanzizhanzaichuangwaixiangxiaguanwang，jiangxiamiandedongjingkandeyiqingerchu。
duanduanjigehuxijian，dishangbiantangmanlehengqishubaderen。
无一幸免！
heilianhanzimuguangyinchendedingzhexiafangdeyechen，shanguoyimonongliedeshaji，suihounachuduijiangjijiudasuanjiaoren。
“慢着！”
yipangdejingzhuanglaozheturanzhizhi，lveyousuosidedao：“linzong，cirenkongpashigeguwuzhe，niderenshangzaiduoyeshiwuyong。”
heilianhanziliansedangjiyibian，gongjingdedao：“wudashi，neiruheshihao？”
talintaisuiguiweiyiba，bupagaoguan，bupafuhao，keyezhidaozaizheishishang，youhenduocunzailingjiayutadetoushang，neijiushiguwuzhe。
biruyanqiandezheiweilaozhewuzhangchun！
wuzhangchunyifudanrandeyangzi，dao：“niliuzaiciditiwopaobeirecha，laofuququjiulai！”
louxia，yechenyijiaotifeipumianerlaidexizhuangqingnianhou，turanganjuedaoshenhouchuanlaiyizhenliangyi，xiayishihuitouyikan。
zhijianloutikoudefangxianghuanhuanzoulaiyiweishenzheheisejingzhuangdelaozhe。
laozhebufabukuaibuman，quejirenyizhongjidadeweiya。
“吴大师来了！”
“zheixiazheixiaozisidingle，wudashideyongchunquan，kebushinaozhewande，yiquandasiyitouniudoubuweiguo！”
yechenweimizheyankanlewuzhangchunyiyan，weiweiyaotou。
够沉稳！
wuzhangchunanzijingyayuyechendezhending，mianshangxiaodao：“zheiweixiaoxiongdi，buzhidaonihelinzongzhijianyoushenmewuhui，kefoujilaofuyigemianzi，zuoxialaitanyitan？”
yechenlenglengyixiao：“cishiyuniwuguan，ranglintaichulai。”
wuzhangchunzhouqimeitou，dao：“xiaoxiongdi，yuanjiayijiebuyijie，wokannibufangxianshuoshuoshishenmeshiqing，laofuhuoxunenghuajie。”
tashuowanzhihou，jiaoxiaweiweiyongli。
咔咔咔！
qingcuideshengyinxiangqi，zhongrenkanqu，jingshifaxian，wuzhangchunzhishizheimeweiweicaileliangxia，dishangdedalishicizhuanjingranlianxusuilehaojikuai！
“wudashiguoranlihaia！”
“zheixiaoziyezhenshibuzhangyanjing，yaoshitaaishangzheimeyijiao，busiyeyaocanfei。”
“heng，gujibuganxiaozhangleba。”
yechenyanzhonghanguangbengfa：“diaochongxiaoji，yeganzaiwomianqianxianchou，nizuihaolikegunkai！”
wuzhangchunjingle，wanmeixiangdao，yanqianzheinianqingrenjingganrucichuyanbuxun，xianranyijingduoshuowuyi！
“ququxiaobei，buzhishenqian，jilaofusi！”
zhongrenyikanwuzhangchunqishi，fenfenhoutui，qiebuxiedekanzheyechen。
wudashihaoyanxiangquanjingranbuting，kongpabuchusanzhao，jiuyaobeidaguzhele！
sanlouzhishangdelintaicanrenyixiao：“heng，shengsiyifen，youshigebuzhangyandejiahuo。”
yechenyishoutanchu，yueleguoqu。
“jingranbutui，jianzhishizhaosi！”
wuzhangchunlianshangshanguoyimobuxie，quanshibujian。
kexiayike，taqueshishenqingjubian！