xuwuyoudejiuliangconglaidoubuhao，suoyitahenshaohuiqumaizui。
昨天，是个意外。
xuwuyouxinglaideshihou，faxianzijishenshangshenmedoumeiyouchuan，ershenbiandeneigenanrenzechenchenshuizhe，youxielingluandefasidangzhuleyibanmeiyan，kexiabanzhanglianyiranshuaiqibujian，bizuowanzaiyedianshijiandaodeyangzihaigengjiayouqizhilexie。
cishicike，xuwuyoudenaohaidangzhongshanguozuowandepianduanjiyi，dengshijuedewuleihongding。
她居然睡了个牛郎！
huifuqingxingdexuwuyoujuedezijinaozidoukuaizhale，kexianzaidetayegubushangjuedediulian，zhinengqiaoqiaodeqishen，congyipangdeyijulitiaochuleyijianzuidadechenshan，haishunzouleyitiaopidaibangzaiyaojian，zhuangchengshinanyoufengdechenshanqun。
linzoudeshihou，xuwuyouhaibuwangcongbaolinachujinyoudejiqiankuaixianjinfangzaichuangtoujushang，ranhoulikeluopao。
zhidaozuoshangchehuijia，xuwuyouhaiyiranjuedezuowanfashengdeyiqiexiangshiyichangmeng，taibuzhenshile。
jinguanxuwuyouzaojiuyijinghezhongzhuorandinglehun，danlianggerenzhijiandoushenmedoumeiyoufashengguo，tayiranshiqingqingbaibaide。
suishuoxuwuyoubingbujuedesuoweidediyiciyouduozhongyao，danshizaizuijiuzhixiaxilihutudejileniulang，zheiyangdezhuangkuangshizaishichaochuletadexiangxiang。
haozaizheigeniulangjishuhaibucuo，xuwuyousuiranjuedehunshensuantong，zhenggerenpibeidehen，danhaoxiangbingmeiyouxiangxiangzhongneimetengtong。
buguoneigeniulangzhangdeneimeshuai，xuwuyoudaoyemeichikui，jiudangshijiuzuihoudemeilishiwuba！
ercishidezhouyuhengkanzhezijibeifanluandeyiju，haiyouchuangtoushangdeyitarenminbi，wunaidexiaolexiao。
“zheigenvren，haizhenshiyouyisi。”
……
xuwuyouhuidaoxujiadeshihou，yijingkuaiyaodaozhongwule。
yijinmen，kandaoxuzhenguohetianlinjiaozhengzuozaiketing，xuwuyoujiuzhidaozijitaobuguozhiwen。
guoran，tianlinjiaokandaoxuwuyou，likeroushengshuozhe，“aiya，wuyoukesuanshihuilaile，nikebuzhidao，nibahewoyouduozhejini！”
tianlinjiaoshixuzhenguodejiaoqi，caisanshiduosuidenianji，biqixuwuyouyedabuleduoshao，danqueyijingchengletadehouma。
dangchuruguobushidaleduzi，tianlinjiaoyejinbulexujiademen，xuzhenguozhongniandezi，henshigaoxing，caiquletachengweifadingfuren。
tianlinjiaobiaomianshangduixuwuyoubaibanhehu，danbeidiliquehenbudetalikegunchuxujia，haonenggoubufangaitamenmuzidudexujiadejiachan。
xuwuyouduizheigehaoxiangxueguobianliandenvrenmeiyouyidianhaogan，shuohuaziranyeshilengbingbingde，“wozheimedaderenle，zijihuizhaoguhaozijide。”
“keshinizuowanyizhengwandoumeiyouhuilai，wohenibadoudanxinhuaile，haipanichuleshenmeshi。bijing，niyigenvhaizijia，yiyeweiguizhongguishibuhao。”
tianlinjiaozheihuabiaomianshiguanxin，shijishangshizaibianxiangshuotasishenghuohunluan，erkandaolexuwuyouhuanleshenyifu，likedashengrangzhe，“nizenmehuanleyifu，zheiyifuzenmekanzhexiangshinankuana？”
tianlinjiaochelechexuwuyoudeyifu，talikezhoumeihoutui，mingmingpengdoumeipengtayixia，duifangqueliangqiangzhe，haoxiangchayidianbeituidao。
“aiya，wuyou，shiwoguandekuanle，nibieshengqi。”