005 没人能耍我张龙飞

“gewei,qingwenzhunbeishenmeshihoujiezhang?”

mianduidahuxiaojiaodezhangjiaren,buzhangshizaibunai。

“nishenmeyisi?”zhanglongfeishuangyanyideng:

“wuxingjijiudianjiunizheiyangdefuwutaidu?”

“wuxingjijiudian,laozichiguobushao,jiumeiyoujianguoyijiagancuikerenjiezhang!”

“zaizheiyang,xinbuxinwozhaodilonglaobantousunimen!”

niyaoshirenshiwojialaoban,haizhiyulianzhangdoujiebuqilai?

buzhangyilianbuxie,jishenhoudebaoanyigeyanshen。

保安立即踏前两步。

yankanbaoanjijiangdongshou,chenlanlianmangzhanchulai:“buzhang,nizaijiwomenyidianshijian。”

“womenrenhaizaini,nihaipawomenpaolema?”

shuozhe,chenlanjiuniutoukanxiangzhangyingying:“yingying,nizaishiyishijibaiwenxuandagedianhua,kenengqiahaomeidian……”

“buyongshile。”zhangyingyingzhoumei:

“gangwoyoudaleguoqu,haishiguanji,erqiewoyefaleduanxinliuyan。”

“ma,womenzhihouzaizhaobaiwenxuansuanzhangba,xianzaixianbazhangdanjichulile。”

mianduirucizhuangkuang,chenlanzhinengmianxiangqinqi:“geweiqinren!”

“jintianchuledianshiqing,xiangxindajiadoukanzaiyanli。”

“zheizhangdanshuetaidale,womenyijiarennabuchulai,xiwanggeweiqinrennengzizhuyixie。”

“也不多。”

“womenzheibianershigeren,jiashanglongfeidexiongdi,pingfenyejiu……”

“buxing!”zhanglongfeizhejidaduan:

“ma,yaozhenzheimezuo,woyihouhaizenmehunxiaqu!”

“pa——”zhangxiaohuayibazhangpaidaozhanglongfeihounaoshao:“nixiaozixiangshenme!”

“jintianzheizhangbujie,nidiewodouhunbuxiaqu,gunyibianqu!”

chenlanjixuquanshuo:“chabuduosishigeren,yigerensiqiankuaizugoujielejintiandezhang。”

“dajiafangxin,dengwomenzhaodaobaiwenxuan,kendingyifenbushaodehaihuiqu!”

dabaomeinengnongcheng,haidepingfenzhangdan,zaichangqinqineinengleyi。

而且这可是四千块。

zhangyingyingtajiadeqinqi,jiumeiyoujigeyouqiande。

yaoburanyebuzhiyuyidianchixiangdoumeiyou,zaizuojiuchengjiudoushidiyicijinlaiwuxingjijiudian。

siqiankuai,neishitamenjiatingsiwukourenyigeyuedekaizhi。

现在一顿饭就花掉。

genshaletamenmeiyouqubie。

zhiyuchenlanshuohuihaihuilai。

亲戚信她才有鬼。

“lanjiea,zhuyaowonabuchusiqiankuai,niyoubushibuzhidaowohaizaigongzhefangzi。”

“woshenshangzhiyouliushikuai,haiyaoshikuaiqiandache,ruguodajiezhenyao,wonengnachuwushikuai。”

“saozi,woguinvniwaishengnvdouyaochujiale,woliantiaoliangqiankuaidejinshouliandoushebudemaiyitiao,nizheishiyaolewodelaominga。”

“keliankelianwoba,woyigeyuegongzicai1800,yidunfanchilesiqian,woxiamianlianggeyuedoubuyongchifanle。”

……

mianduiqinqidemaicantuituo,zhangyingyingyijialiansejiqinankan。

jiuzaizheigeshihou,yougefuwuyuanzoujinbaoxiang:“buzhang,202baoxiangneibianyouyaolewutiaobaihua,sanpingrentouma……”

“biejitamen!”chenlanhunshenyidou:

“longfei,niganjinquneibian,yigedoubunengrangtamenpaole!”

“对了!”

“meikaideyanjiudouganjintuidiao,nengshengyifenshiyifen!”

shuodaozheili,chenlancoudaobuzhanggenqian:“buzhang,niwenyixiafuwuyuan,gangcaiwomenbaoxiangyouyigechuanzhexizhuangdenianqingren,bangmangkanyixiatahaiyoumeiyouzaijiudianlimian,ruguokandaota,hantalimahuilai。”

qiantaideshouyinyuandanxinzijidegongzuo,suoyiyeshiyikuaigenzhelaidaobaoxiang。

tingdaochenlandehua,tabianlijikaikou:“nishuoneigexizhuangnianqingrena,tazaojiuzoule。”

“linzoudeshihou,haijilewosanbaikuaiqian,shuoshi……shuoshibaoxiangdefeiyong。”

zhangyingyingjinge:“shenmebaoxiangdefeiyong?”

“tahaoxiangsuanlebizhang,shuobaoxiangershigeren,yigerenerbaiwushikuai,jiwosanbairangwobuyongzhaoling。”

buzhangzhoumeidao:“qingwenzheishizenmehuishi?zheigexizhuangnianqingrenbushinimendeqinqima?”

“qinqigepi!”chenlanpokoudama:

“zheigewangbadanzaizhuiqiuwojiaguinv,haishuoqingwomenlaiwuxingjijiudianchifan。”

“现在竟然逃单!”

“buzhang,burunimenbaojingzhualetaba。”

shuozhe,chenlanhaibadiuzaidishangdepibaotiqilai:“nikankan。”

“zheishirenzuodeshiqingma?”

“gennvfangfumujianmian,jidejianmianjinjingrandoushimingbi!”

“tafenmingjiuyaobaiwomenyidao!!”

buzhangyileng:“neihaizhendeyoudianbutaihoudao……”

“不对啊!”

“gennvfangfumujianmian,zheixierendoushi……”

chenlanyingdao:“zheidoushiwomendeqinqia!”

“gebibaoxiangneixieni?”

“tamendoushiwoxiaoerzidepengyou。”

“bushi!nidaizheimeduoren……”buzhangbiaoqingzhujianyinchen:

“renduoyejiusuanle,yanjiudouyaohaodouyaoduo,yidunfanxiaofeishiwuwan!”

“nimenjiushizheiyanggenrenjiaxiaohuozijianmian?”

shuozhe,buzhangwuminghuodouyaolaile。

yaobushishenweiwuxingjijiudiandeyuangong,buzhangdezhiyesuzhihaizai,taxianzaikendingdepokoudama。

jiuzhei,haihaoyisishuozijibeibaiyidao?

youlian,nimenjiubieneiyangkengrenjiaxiaohuozia!

buzhangmeiyoukaikou,fuwuyuanyebugananzhaochenlanfenfuchuquzhaoren。

helejiudezhanglongfeikenengyoudianshangtou,kandaobuzhanghefuwuyuandeliansedouhenshibuxie,tadunshinaonudao:“womadehuatingdaomeiyou?”

“haibuganjinzhaorenqu!”

“niangde!bujiushifuwuyuanma!laozishihuannihaiganbuting!!”

“xiaozi,nizuibaganjingyidian。”yigekansibaoanduizhangdezhongnianrenzhanlechulai。

“nijiaowoxiaozi?niyigebaoanjiaowoxiaozi?”zhanglongfeiborandanu,shenzhiyoudianbukezhixin:

“zhibuzhidaowoshishei?xinbuxinwochumenjiujiaorennongsini?”

“ganjinjiwoguixiadaoqian,buranwoshaleni!!”

“哈哈哈哈——”

zhanglongfeirucijubeishaqi,rucikuangaodejiaoxiao,shenzhiyindebaoanduizhangzhangzuidaxiao:“yaowotietougenniguixiadaoqian?”

“有意思!”

“laozizaidongmenjiehundeshihou,nimahaimeigennibagaoshangni!”

“lanbuzhang,wonengjizheigexiaolajiyidianjiaoxunba?”

buzhangpeixiaozhe:“tietouge,nixiangzenmezuodouxing,wonaganguowen。”

yikanwuxingjijiudiandebuzhangtaidurucichanmei,zhanglongfeidejiushunjianxingle。

“bieluanlai!”yankantietouningxiaozouxiangzhanglongfei,zhangyingyinglijidangzaiqindimianqian:

“xianzaifazhishehui,nimenyaoganluanlai,wojiubaojing!”

“baojing?”tietoubuxiedao:

“chibawangcan,nimenhaiganbaojing?”

“ganjinbao,wojiuzaizheilidengzhe!”

“womenjiqianjiushi。”chenlanyepaerzibeizou,suihouzaicimianxianggeweiqinqi:

“geweiqinren,jiudangwogendajiajiele。”

“womenyishizhijianzhendenabuchulaizheimeduoqiana!”

“nimenfangxin,womenzhihoujiusuanbaxiaochaoshimaidiao,yehuihaijinimen。”

“bushiwomenbuxiang,shiwomenshizaimeiqiana!”qinqizaicituituo:

“nimenhaiyouxiaochaoshini,wozairenjiaxiaofanguanxiwan,nijuedewonengnachulaisiqiankuaima?”

“woerzixiangxuejiazhao,wodounabuchuqian。”

“lanshena,wohaixianggennijieqianjiwoerzijiaoxuefeini。”

“kekeke——wokelechabuduoyinian,lianyiyuandoubuganshang,lanyia,nifangwoyimahaoma?”

……

mianduiqinqiyimaobubadejiashi。

zhangyingyingyijiazhidao,congtamenshenshangkendingyaobulaiyifenqianle。

说到底。

qinqijintiankendingyiweinengbaichibaihecaihuiguolai,xianzairangqinqichuqianqueshiyaoletamendeming。

“zenmeban?”chenlanhuangzhangdebalaogonghaizijuqilai:

“shiwuwana!meikaidejiushuituile,kenengdouyaoshierwanshisanwan。”

“zheimedayibiqian,womennabuchulaia!”

zhangyingyingyaoyadao:“xianzaimeiyoubanfale。”

“woshoushangyouliangzhangxinyongka,keyishualiuwankuai。”

“bama,nimenkaliyinggaiyouliuwanba。”

“zheizhangxianjiele,buranwomenzoubuchuqude,nengkaiwuxingjijiudiandedalaoban,womenxiaolaobaixingdezuibuqi。”

“zhihouwohuizhaodaobaiwenxuan,zheiqianbixurangtatuchulai!”

“bixu!”zhanglongfeiyaoyaqiechi:

“jie,yaoshitabuji。”

“wolimazhaoxiongdinongta!”

“meirennengshuawozhanglongfei!!”