第1章
魔幻KTV门前。
zhoutiangangbachezitinghao，jiukandaolexiaoyiziliruoshi。
zheinizizhangdeqingchunjingli，jintianhualedanzhuang，gengxianjiaomeikeren。
“ruoshi，kuaishangcheba，madengnihuiquchifanni。”
zhoutianxialaikaichemen，tayitiaotuibutaihaoshi，xiandehenchili。
“yo，zheibushiruoshineigequezijiefuma，guoranwenmingburujianmianya。”
“zuojiaozhediyimiliu，youjiaozhediyimiqi，pingjunshengaoyimiliuwu，xixi......”
“kuaibiexiaohuarenjiale，canfeiyetingburongyide......”
genliruoshiyiqichulaidejigenianqingnvhai，jijizhazhaxiaodehenkaixin。
liruoshiqidexiaolianshabai，meiciyudaozheigewonangfeijiefu，zhunmeihaoshi！
zheibuyoubeitongbanchaoxiaole？
“haibukuaishangche？wobushirangnizaijieduimiandengwoma？”
liruoshihenhendengleyiyanzhoutian，shangchezuozailehouzuoshang。
“paniguomalubuanquan，jiukaiguolaile......”
“haifeihua！liandoubeinidiujinle。”
“......”
zhoutianbuganzaishuole，kaichedaizheliruoshilikailezheili。
ruzhuilijiasannianduole，tadediweidouburuyitiaogou，xiangxiangxinliyeshinanguo。
“ma，wohuilaile。yi，tashishei？”
liruoshiyijinjiamen，jiukandaoleyigehetanianjixiangfangdenvhai。
“hainengyoushei？quezidemeimei！”
zhangshuyunmeihaoqidebailezhoutianyiyan。
duizheigemeijiashimeibeijingtuijiaohaibuhaodenvxu，tashiqiabangeyanzhuzikanbushang。
“e，wohuifangjianle。”
liruoshixianqidepiaolechuanzhetuqidezhoutianmeimeiyiyan，huizijifangjianle。
“meimei，nizenmelaile？”
zhoutiantengaidekanzhezhouling。
“zheixueqixuefeimeizangou......”
zhoulingcuozheyijiao，xiaoliantonghongdishengdao。
“差多少？”
“还差一千多。”
“dagedianhuajiuxingle，nihailaiyitang......”
zhoutianshuozhetoukanyiyanzhangshuyun，zhenpazheigemulaohuduimeimeifabiao。
guobuchusuoliao，zhangshuyundelianseyijinghennankanle。
“yaofanyaodaozheilaile，haiyaobuyaodianlianle！”
zhangshuyunshuangshouchayao，dengzhezhouling。
“ayi，zheiqianwohuidagonghaijiwogede，ninbiefahuo。”
“hai？ninashahai，chuqumaia？”
zhangshuyunyilianbishi，lenglengyixiao。
“ma，huabieshuoneimenanting，youbuyongnitaoyaobao，wozijiyouqian。”
zhoutianqiangyazhehuo，zenmewuruta，tadoukeyiren，kezheiyangwurumeimei，tazhenyaokongzhibuzhule。
“niyouqian？hehe，zhenshitiandadexiaohua，nichiwojiayongwojiade，jiushigechiruanfande，ninalaideqian？”
“我......”
“nishenmeni？chulexiyizuofan，nichuquzhenglaiyifenqianlema？”
“woneisiguilaogongzhenshihunletouzhaonijinmen，nidaoshizhengdianqia，shenmebenshimeiyouhaixianquele！”
“yangniyigefeiwujiugouqiaodele，haiyaoyangniyijiazifeiwuma。”
“kelianwoguinvyiduoxianhua，zenmejiuchanizheituoniufenshangle。”
beizhangmuniangyidunshuluo，zhoutianlianshanghuolalade，yijuhuayeshuobuchulai。
ruzhuilijiameiduojiu，tadezuotuijiuchulewenti，zouluyiqueyiguai，zheiyechenglesuoyourendexiaobing。
“ge，xuefeiwozaixiangxiangbanfa，woxianzoule。”
zhoulingyanquanhongle，kaimenchonglechuqu。
“妹妹！”
zhoutianjidebuzhiruheshihao，ganjinzhuilechuqu。
youyutuijiaobuhao，gangchumenjiushuaileyijiao，etouzhuanglegedabao。
“zhenshimeiyongdewanyi，hehe，nanguainimeimeineimexiajianlaijieqian，yiduifeiwu。”
zhangshuyunbaozheshuangbei，zhanzaimenkoulengchaorefeng。
“你说谁下贱？”
zhoutianrenbuzhule，paqilaihoudao。
bazhangshuyunheyitiao，sannianduole，zhoutianyizhidouwenshundehen，turanxiongqilaihaitingheren。
buguohenkuaitajiuzhendingle，“yaohe，haixiangzaofanna，niyaobuyuanyizaizheidai，jiuganjingun，jihaorentengdifang！”
zhoutianzuichundouyaopole，zoujiuzou，zheiyangxiangtiaogouyiyangdehuozhe，haiyoushenmeyisi。
xinlidanxinmeimei，takuaisudexialoudaolejieshang。
哪还有妹妹的影子？
weiquhexinsuanyongshangxintou，zhoutiandaidaidezuozailemeirendejiaoluoli。
zhijiakoujinnitu，liuchulexianxue，taqueyidiandouganjuebudaotong。
beiyuemuganchujiamen，zijinengquna？
meixuelimeibenshi，tuihaique，kongpashenghuodouchengwenti。
yixiangdaomaomeiruxiandelaopoliruoxue，zhoutianhaizhenshebudelikaita。
jinguanliruoxueyebudaijianta，zheisannianduodoumeirangtapengyixia。
weiquguiweiqu，meimeidexuefei，shizhonghaishiyaojiejuede。
kezijixinkuzanxiadejibaikuaisifangqianyoubugou......
zhangtanleyisheng，zhoutiannachushouji，bodaleyigezangzaixinzhongshiniandehaoma。
jietonghou，zhoutianzhibaochulezijidemingzihesuozaiweizhi，bianguaduanledianhua。
liangxiaoshihou......
yijiashangyongzhishengjipanxuanjiangluo，yigeyizhehuaguidelaozhe，daizhelianggesuicongfengfenghuohuopaojinlehutong。
“shaoye，zhendeshishaoye！”
laozhegongjingdezhanzaizhoutianmianqian，jidongdelaoleizongheng。
neilianggesuiconggengshidaqidoubuganchu，xinzhongzhenjingbuyi。
sheinengxiangdaomianqianzheigeqiongguimoyangnianqingren，jingshishizongshinian，diyihaomendeshaoye！
“裘管家。”
“shaoye，ninneitongfuyimudedididebaojisile，ninjimuzaizhoujiayiwurenhediwei，gengbuhuiweixieninshengminganquan，laoyefenfuyidingbaninzhaodao，ninshizhoujiaweiyidejichengrena......”
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youshijimuyaoanhaita，budeyitaochudoucheng，zheiyitao，bianshishinian！
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neishizijideqinshengfuqinzaizuoshenme？
kenenghailouzhejimuchongzhedidiniba！
yangfudeenqing，yidingyaobaoda。
tongzaiwuyanxiashuniandezhouling，zhoutianzaoyibatashizuoqinmeimei。
zhiyuqinshengfuqin，haiyoucaishitongtiandezhoujia，zhoutianyishihaimeifaxiaochuxinzhongneicenggehe。
“nengbunengjiewoliangqiankuai，woyoujiyong。”
zhoutianxianglexiang，pingjingdewenqiuguanjia。
噗通！
qiuguanjiayijinzhang，zhitingtingdeguizailezhoutianmianqian。
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shuozhe，qiuguanjiabayizhangheisekapiandileguolai。
zhoutianyemeikeqi，bakajieguoshouruhuaizhong。
“huiqugaosuwoba，buyaolaidaraowo，wozaizheiliyoujiayoulaopo，youzijideshenghuo。”
rengxiazheijuhua，zhoutianzhuanshenyiqueyiguailikailezheili。
baqiuguanjiajinzhangdezhiduosuo，shaoyetawanjinzhiqu，jingran......tuiquele？
“shaoyebukenhuiqu，meifahelaoyejiaodaia。”yigesuiconghenshidanyou。
qiuguanjiawangzhezhoutianliqubeiying，zhangchuleyikouqi：“zhidaoshaoyezainajiuhao......”
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zhoutianpingwenleyixiaxinxu，ranhouyigerenquleshiyiyuan。
tadetuibingfeishenmebuzhizhizheng，zhishimeiqianyizhibale。
jingmaishuansai，yigexiaoshoushujiunengjiejue，xianzaiyouleqian，zheixiedoubushiwenti。
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buzixikan，yijingkanbuchuquele，guojitianjiuhuihezhengchangrenyiyang。
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gangjinjiuloudatang，jiukandaoyigenongzhuangyanmo、chuanzhezhiyezhuangdenianqingnvzi，zheinvzizhanzaizhoulingmianqian，yifuzhigaoqiyangdemoyang。
“zhouling，nigangcaiqunale？”
pengnazhizhezhoulingdebizizhiwenzhe，tashijiuloudelingban，yizhikanzhoulingbushunyan。
“pengjie，kuaikaixuele，suoyiwogangcaiquzhaowogejiexuefei......”
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“genwoqingjialemanijiusuibianchuqu？”
“pengjie，womeizhaodaoni，dianhuayoudabutong。”
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pengnaxunchizhezhouling，xinliqueshuangdehen。
xinxiangsheirangnizhangdepiaoliangle？nanrendoubeinigouqule，heng，shoushidejiushini。
jianzhoulingbeirenzheiyangma，zhoutiankuaibuzouleguoqu，“nizuibaganjingdian，ganmaqifuren？”
pengnadalianglezhoutianyifan，kandaozhoutianyishenditanhuoxingtou，tapuchiyishengxiaole。
jiuzheiyangyigeqionggui，haixiangyingxiongjiumeima？
“hehe，wojiushixihuanqifuta，niyouyijian？”