chuzhengtaitoukanqu，jiukandaoyigenvrenfeishenxiangzheibianpaolai，chuanzhebaisedeguanggaoshan，bianpaobianhanbiedahaizi。
chuzhenggenbenbuyongkanxikanneigenvren，yezhidaoshisheilaile。
chuledashaotaneigenianqingdeniangzhiwai，sheihaizaihuzheijiahuodesihuo？
bucuo，zhejipaolaideren，zhengshidashaodeniangyeyingsu。
“biedahaizi，biedahaizi！”
yeyingsufeishenpaoguolaihou，zuilihanzhe，taishouyibajiuzhuyigexiaohunhundejianbang，shaoweiyonglijiubatashuaidaoleyipang，youjiaotaiqizhengyaoyijiaochuaiguoqushi，queyouxunsufanglexialai。
yeyingsutaishouzhuaxiaohunhundejianbang，shuaichuqudetongshitaijiaodengdongzuo，jueduishiyiqihecheng，budaiyousihaodetuonidaishui。
keyinweijiaoduwenti，zaijiashangjigexiaohunhun（bandaxiaozi，dannianling，shencaidoubidashaoyaoda，gao，shuoshixiaohunhunyesuanheshile）mazhabandelaihuitiaozhe，suoyichuzhengbingmeiyouzhuyidaotazheiyixiliededongzuo。
yeyingsuquezaitaijiaobaneigexiaohunhunchuaichuqudeshunjian，faxianlezhanzaiyinyingzhongdechuzheng。
wanquanshibenneng，yeyingsushouhuileyaochuaichuqudejiao。
yinweizaikandaochuzhengdeyishunjian（shenzhi，tadoumeiyourenchuduozaiyinyingzhongderen，jiushichuzheng），tajiuyoulezhongmomingdeweijiganjiuxiangbeiyitiaoduozangzaiheianzhongdedushe，jidingshangneiyang。
rangtazaiyebuganzhanxianchutabenlaidebenling（yinweimouzhongyuanyin，tabuganbaoluzijiqishihennengdajiadegongfu），suoyicaiganjinshoushou，xiangwuzhudexiangxiafunvneiyang，jiaojidehanzhe，shengyinzhongdaizhekuqiang，quzudangneixieyijiuduidashaoquandajiaotidexiaohunhunmen。
kewuluntazaizuoshenme，yanjiaoyuguang，queshizhongsisidingzhechuzhengneibian。
“yohe，lailegeniuerya。”
zheishihou，zaipangbianguanzhandeneilianggedahunhun，kandaoyeyingsujingranrucidedongrenjinguantachuandehenputong，cishilianshangyedaichuyibanfunvzaoyuqinrenbeibianhoudehuangkong，dantianshengdelizhi，haishiyinqilebierenzhuyi。
mashang，neiliangdahunhunjiuweileshanglai，qizhongyigewanyaoditoujiuzhudashaodeyilingzi，batacongdishangjiuleqilai，lingwaiyigequeheiheiyinxiaozhe，zhanzaileyeyingsubeihou，zhangkaishuangshouzuochuyufangtataozoudeyangzi。
“ni、nisongkaiwoerzi！”
yeyingsuyibalaguodashao，kanzheqianmiandedahunhun，zhanshengshuo。
“他是你儿子？”
yeyingsudehua，rangneigedahunhunchileyijing，jiezhemadao：“**，kanniyejiushiershilangdangsuiba，huiyougezheimedadeerzi？”
“tajiushiwoerzi，bushiqin、qinshengde！”
yeyingsubadashaolouzaihuaizhongshi，ziranhoutuishi，youjiaoyijingtaiqitazaojiufaxianzhanzaibeihoudedahunhunle，suoyizheiyibutuidexiangdangdaowei，zhixuzhongzhongluoxiataiqideyoujiao，jiunengbaneijiahuodejiaomianjiduojiaolie！
tayouzheibawo，jueduide。
kehaishijiuxianggangcaineiyang，yeyingsuzaizhunbeiluoxiayoujiaoshi，mengdikandaohaoxiangdusheneiyang，duozaiheianzhongdeneigeren，zoulechulai。
ganjinde，jiuzaiciluolexialai。
chuzhengdanxinzijichushou，huibeilianggedahunhunjirenchulai，jiudengyujianjiexiangchaiziyanbaolutadequeqieweizhi，budebuzaiciguoshangtaowangshenghuo，suoyicaiyizhimeidong。
buguodangyeyingsuchuxian，lianggedahunhunbaiminglebuhuaihaoyideweishanglaihou，chuxianshengjiujuede，tayaoshizaiyanzhengzhengkanzhezheiniangerliangbeiqifudehua，neimetajiubunengsuanshigerenle。
zanqiebushuochuxianshengxiaoshihoudexiakemeng，danshuozuoweiyigenanren，ruguoluyuwuguliangjiabeiqifu，quewudongyuzhong，yeyoukuinanrenzheilianggezi。
suoyini，tazhenwufazuodaomoshiyeyingsushouqifu，zhinengyingzhetoupidezhanleqilai，haiyouyoudetanlekouqi：“ai，meibanfa，sheiranglaozishitiaohaohanni？”
haohangangyichulai，yeyingsuxinzhongyoushiyijing：yi，zenmehuishita？
shuoshihua，yeyingsushibuxiangrangchuzhengzhudiande。
kaidian，zhishiyeyingsuyonglaiyanshishenmedeyigexuetoubale。
buguo，tayoudanxinjujuechuzhengzhudian，huibeizheisishanggaoxiaofeizhexiehuishade，naochububiyaodemafan，neijiudadabumeilesuoyi，tacaimianqiangshouliulechuzheng。
dantazhenmeibachuzhengfangxinliqu。
xianzai，tacaizhidaozijimaosicuole：zheixiaozi，feidengxianrenwua，kanlaiyihoudexiaoxinle。
有句话怎么说来着？
haoxiangjiaoqingshenrongyisongshennan。
yunxuchuzhengruzhufulinmenlvguanjiandan，keyaoxiangganzouta，haoxiangjiubuzenmerongyilea。
yeyingsuxinzhongdianshanbanxiangguozheixieniantoushi，quemeiyoudanwuzuishangshuohua，yijiujiaoqieqiedeliangjiaxingxiang：“zhei、zheiweidage，weishenmeyaodawoerzi？”
beiyeyingsubaozaihuailihou，dashaohaixiangzhengzhalaizhe。
keyeyingsuzaitaleixiamouchuyinie，tajiuhunshenruanmianmiande，lianhuadoushuobuchulaile。
“cao，weishenmedanierzi？”
neigedahunhunsemimidingzheyeyingsu，sanyanliangyudeshuomingleyuanyin：“**de，nierzijingranquwomendedipanshangqiangshengyi，tanandaobugaidama？meishuode，jiuyinweitaqianglewomenshengyin，haidewomenshourujianshao，suoyizhinengrangnizheigedangniangde，laipeile，heihei！”
dahunhunsuoshuodeshengyi，yuanlaijiushiwangzijilvshelakeren。
zicongqinyankandaochuzhengnachuhongtongtongdechaopiaohou，dashaocaixiangdaozijilvshezhongyouhaoduokongfangzi，neimeganmabuduolajigegukequzhuni？
neiyangdehua，yenengzengjiashouru，niangyenengshaoshoudiankubushi？
tadexiangfabucuo，yezuodebucuo，quebuzhidaotazailakerenshi，yijingyuejiele，lazoulebierendipanshangde‘keyuan’，renjiabuyuanyile，zheicaizhishiyibangrenlaizouta（qishi，tayigerenyemeiladao，sheihuixiangxinyigehaizini？）
“nei，neidagenideyisia！songkaiwo！”
yeyingsuhuahaimeishuowan，houmianneigedahunhun，shizairenbuzhule，taishoujiulouzhuletadexiaomanyao。
“songkai？heihei，haoya，nierzizonggonglazoulewomenshibagekeren，meigekerenwushikuai，zonggongjiubaikuai，naqianchulai，wojiufangguoni。heihei，meinv，wokannishishebudeba？yaobuzheiyangba，womenxiongdiyebushineizhongbujianglide，zhiyaoninengpeiwomenshuiaiyo，**，sheigandalaozi！？”
zheihunhunshuodezhengaoxingni，jiujuedehoubozihaoxiangbeitiexianhenhenpaileyixianeiyang，lianhoucaoyadouteng。
“ca，wozounanchuangbeizheimeduonianle，haishidiyiciyudaonizheizhongdangjiejiuganqifurende**。”
chuzhengjiezhetaishou，caizhutatoufa，zuoshoudedaerguangjiudileshangqu。
padeyisheng，neigedahunhunzuibajiubeichouwaile，youjikedaixuedeyachitulechulai。
yo，maosizheiyixiayouxieshoubuzhu，nengbaolushili。
yibazhangchouchuquhou，chuzhengcaimoranxingwuzijibudongdidiaole，shuaichuqudeyoushouxianghuiyigouqiaowushengxide，baneigexiangwaishuaichuqudedahunhun，youjigoulehuilai。
gejigeliangbacaidao，congshunfengludongbiankandaoxibian，shashihouchiguozheiyangdekuia？
竟然被人打耳光！
zhenshishikeshaerbukeruye，laozigennipinle！
beigouhuilaidedahunhundanu，gaohanleyishengyaoganmourendeniang，yiquanhenhenzaleguolai。
“哎哟！”
chuzhengduoshanbujidemoyang，beiyiquandaozhongxinkou，manliandetongkuzhuangdehoutuishi，xinlihaizaixiang：laobandeniangzaikandaogemenweitaaidahou，buzhidaohuibuhuijimianlefangzu？
zheiniantou，haitemedeyourenganchongyingxionghaohanlaidabaobuping，zheijianzhishibuzhisuowei，zhaosidejiezoua！
qiyujigedaxiaohunhun，kandaomougemenbeichouerguanghou，yegubushangguanyeyingsumuziliangle，qiqidefayishenghan，weizhechuzhengquandajiaotiqilai。
“**，nimengandawo，**aiyo！”
chuzhengnumashengzhong，gengshilianliancanjiao，fangfomougexiaoliangjia，beibabaigenanrenyiqishangneiyang，jueduidecanjuerenhuan。
qishi，tabudanpishiyemeiyou（zhiyaohuzhuyaohaibuwei，neixiedaxiaohunhundehuaquanxiutui，youzenmekenengshangdaochudaye），hainengchenzhehunluan，jielianxiaheishou，baneixiexiaozijizhengde，zhenjiaoyigeguikulanghao。
呜啦，呜啦！
jiushixianchangluanchengyidatuanshi，qilidejingdisheng，jingrannengcongdongxilianggefangxiang（hencouqiao，liangzhixunluojingdui，tongyishijiandouganlailezheibian，qiahaohewei），yiqixiangqi。
beiaia，zheixiatao，doutaobukailee。
wanle，wanle，zheixiashiwanle，beijingchadaizhudangjiedouou，laozishenfentiedingxielu，neigechouyatoukeshigengedijingfangdoudaguozhaohude。
不过，老子不后悔。
yinweilaozizaizuohaoshi，ruguolaotianzaijiwoyicijihuizhonglaidehua，wokendinghuiyanmianjizou，zisaomenqianxue，naguantarenwashangshuang！
chumourenhouhuizhong，zhinenggenneixiedaomeidedaxiaohunhunyiqi，beishishugejingchajilishengheling，shuangshoubaotoudunzaidishang，zaidaihuijingjuchuzhi。
wunaizhixia，xinzhongshewangzijibuhuineimedaomeibeichaiziyanfajuedechuzheng，zhihaobaotoudunxia，taitoukanleyiyanhou，xinzhongjiukaishimashengliantianle。
yuanlai，zaijingcheganlaishi，queqiedelaishuoni，jiushichuzhenglujianbuping，badaoxiangzhushi，yeyingsumuzi，jingranchenjiliuzhidaji，buzhisuozongle。
chumourenzhangyixiangzhu，tamenquechenjijiaodimoyou，zheiyangderen，qibushigaima？
不骂，不行啊！
napabeisaijinjingche，daolepaichusuohou，chuzhengxinzhonghaizaima。
dangranle，chuxianshengshiyousuzhideren，jiusuanshimayeyingsu，yebuhuimayaobatashuileshade，zuiduoyejiushixiangmingtiangentayiqiqichuang……
chuzhenggenrendajiadeqiyinhenjiandan，erqiehaiyouliangweirexinshimin，zigaofenyongpaolaipaichusuozuozheng，zhengmingtashixinshidaidehaoqingnian，jianyiyongweideyongshi，zheizuochengshideshouhushendengdeng。
zongzhi，chuxianshengbeidaidaopaichusuohou，xiangshoudaolejingfangfazizhenxindexiaorong，anwei，kuazanjiushimeitijiangjindeshier，zheirangtahenshiyumen。
tongshiyehenqingxing：kanzaitajianyiyongweidefenshang，jingfangjingranmeirangtachushishenfenzheng。
zheijueduishihaorenyouhaobaole。
zhishichuxianshengduiyeyingsumuzideyinxiang，queshixiangdangbuhaole。
“hai，tayigenvren，dashaoyoushigehaizi，guerguamudepashi，yeshihenzhengchangde，**mayaogentayibanjianshi，kexiao。”
wanjuminjingdereqingxiangsonghou，chuzhengzouchulepaichusuodamen，youxiehaoxiaodenannanziyulejushi，taitoukanqukandaoleyeyingsu。